( ´ω`) hello kids!
( ´ω`) Sure, Junior. What would you like to know?
(・∀・) Grandpa, what makes Mr. Pibb and Red Vines so crazy delicious when they're added together?
( ´ω`) I'm not sure, but would you like to try a sip of this? It's Ensure and Stoli.
Grandpa, weird things happen when you mix Ensure, Stoli, Mr Pibb and Red Vines!
( ´ω`) At least the Ensure means you're getting your suppliments. On the other hand, there's always Prune Juice. It's a Warrior's Drink.
(・∀・) Grandpa, >>845 reveals you to be a Star Trek fan as all of nerd-dom knows that Lt. Worf loved his prune juice. However, do you get the feeling that the old jokes about Star Trek fans about being losers who still live with their parents and such can now apply to anime fans and essentially making Otakus the Trekkies of the 21st century?
( ´ω`) I think that it should truly give them all hope. After all, I'm a grandfather. I've managed to successfully breed and raise children, who then had you. It just shows that stereotypes bear little semblance to reality, and both the William Shatner Saturday Night Live Skit and Maid in Akihabara share common roots.
(・∀・) Grandpa, didn't you tell me that you adopted your kids over the internet, and that I came from a test tube?
( ´ω`) Actually, I adopted the internet, it's my kid.
[INTERNET] I AM YOUR FATHER
(・ー・) Wait, then where the hell do I fit in here?
( ´ω`) You worry too much about details. You'll be my grandpa at this rate.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Omedetto!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh, is that riff over already? Sorry.
(・∀・) Grandpa >>847, what do you think about black people and other minorities?
( ´ω`) you're all pork to me, Junior.
(・∀・) Although it may be a health hazard in hundreds of ways, I like chicken much more.
( ´ω`) I once killed a man who came between me and my meal of pigeon; but that's a story for another time.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I recently read Papillon, which leads me to ask you this critical question: What's the most creative way you've come up with to hide money?
( ´ω`) Savings account.
( ・ー・） I have a swiss bank account, but don't tell anyone!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Is that your cash card?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yoink!
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(ﾟ ヮﾟ ) See ya later!!
Σ(´ω` ) Come back here! Where's my share?!
( ・ー・） $10 down the drain...
( ´ω`) You could buy a luxurious dinner with that money! And dessert! And some fine wine along with that! And still have money for more!
( ´ω`) Dagnabbit, if only I didn't drop my beatin' stick..
(・∀・) It's about 4 inches from your left han-
( ´ω`) Too damn far!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I felt guilty so I brought it back.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wanna see my new rhinestone-studded mittens?
(・∀・) Grandpa! Welcome to the "Actor's Studio" with me, your humble host, Junior. Thank you for joining me.
(・∀・) Grandpa, we've enjoyed you in such magnificent films as "Nevada Carries a Blade," "Internet: Serious Business," and in the classic "4chan is down." However, what is your favorite film?
( ´ω`) Passion of the Seven Dwarves
（*`య´）A CHALLENGER APPEARS
(・∀・) That mask isn't scary AT ALL, Grandpa!
( ´ω`) It made you pee in your pants when you were a little squirt. You know, Junior, you're not cute anymore.
( ･ิω･ิ) Hey dad, what's up?
( ´ω`) I told you I disowned you, damnit!
( ･ิω･ิ) In that case, I'm going to stop paying your old folks home bills. Have fun on the street, pops!
( ´ω`)I've made enough off the sale of mittens to live comfortably for the next fifty years.
( ´ω`)Incidently, I still have what you did with yours on video, you naughty fatman.
( ･ิω･ิ) So I'm still in the will, right?
( ´ω`)....
( ´ω`)....
( ´ω`) you have the same place in the will that you had before this conversation, if that's what you mean.
(・∀・) Grandpa, but didn't you...
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1118254935/51-52
(;ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Fuckmittens!
( ・ー・） ...I have a brother?
( ･ิω･ิ) I'm your dad, you uneducated doof.
(・∀・) They told me you ran off with a truckdriving man years ago. Mom cried about it all the time.
( ･ิω･ิ) Hey, I was young and I needed the money!
( ・ー・） ...a brother?
( ･ิω･ิ) Nope. Didn't need a brother.
( ´௰`） ...
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(・∀・) Uncle, what was life like after leaving Grandpa?
( ･ิω･ิ) I'm your DAD you moron. You must have gotten your intelligence from my sister's side of the family.
(・∀・) YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!!!!
( ･ิω･ิ) And you missed a perfectly good 888get. I'm so disappointed in you, son.
( ・ー・） ...I have a sister?
( ･ิω･ิ) Your sister, my ex-wife, your mom. All the same person.
( ･ิω･ิ) We have a very close family.
( ´ω`) The world is vieled in darkness. The wind stops, the sea is wild, and the earth begins to rot. The people wait, their only hope, a prophecy.... " When the world is in darkness Four Warriors will come...." After a long journey, four young warriors arrive, each holding an ORB.( ･ิω･ิ) I'll be Chaos.
(・∀・) I, Junior, will knock you all down!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'll be a white mage! Here everyone, wear these mittens!
( ´ω`) I guess I'll be a fighter. Sure takes me back.
( ｀ハ´）I'm making a guest appearance here just to be your black mage!
( ・ー・）I'll be a thief.
(;´ω`)(;ﾟ -ﾟ)(;・∀・)(;･ิω･ิ)( ・ω・) But they suck!
( ・ー・）Oh okay, black belt then.
( ´ω`)( ﾟ ヮﾟ)( ・ー・)( ｀ハ´）*And so, the four ..well, not really so young warriors begin their journey as they enter Corne-*
|・_・| I WILL BE WARMECH. NUCLEAR.
GAME OVER
(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Gau so obnoxious? I mean, it takes forever to learn all those different abilities.
900GET!
(・∀・) Grandpa, it isn't like you to make such huge mistakes... who are you REALLY?
(・∀・) Wut? What did you do with my grandpa?
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( ´ω`) I created Grandpa; 4-ch copied me.
(・∀・) Grandpa, that FF1 thing was interesting. I think that's what we need in this thread - a little adventure, don't you think?
( ´ω`) My life IS...well, used to be full of adventure.
( ´ω`) Are you trying to tell me you're uninterested in listening to my adventures?
(・∀・) ... Okay, I'll listen. Just a minute.
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_ All right, I'm ready.
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( ´ω`) Well, it all started out when-
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( ´ω`) Boobs.
(・∀・) !?!?
( ´ω`) Gotcha!
(・∀・) Is it true that boobs are very soft to touch?
( ´ω`) A woman's breast is the hardest rock the Almighty put on this earth.
( ・∀・)つ(・(・ You lied, grandpa. They ARE soft.
( ﾟ oﾟ) Junior? What did I tell you about ever touching my breasts again???
( ´ω`)つ(・(・ Junior, don't ever touch them again!
( ﾟ Eﾟ) eeeeeek!
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( ・A・) You just CAN'T control yourself, can you, Grampa?
( ´ω`) you started it.
(・∀・) I was just curious because you've lied to me before gramps.
( ´ω`) Lies are more interesting some times, Junior. Besides, weren't you the one that started all that leprechaun talk?
( ´ω`) Besides, I'm old. I haven't gotten any since...
( ´ω`) ...Long enough!
(・∀・) Grandpa, why does Squeek's thread sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 1000 by".
( ´ω`) It may appear that way to you, Junior, but it is well on its way to becoming "Legendary". On the day that a Junior thread gets to 1000 on its own merits is the day that you can mock Squeeks.
(・∀・) Grandpa, is it true that it's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the dog that's fighting....
(・∀・) It's the dog fight is the size of... wait a minute....
(・∀・) Dogs are in a fight larger than they appear or something....
( ´ω`) Junior, how many times have I told you to stay away from japanese porn?
(・∀・) But this is German!
( ´ω`) I can see how you'd be confused by the scat; but none the less, 'auschwitz scheisten meisters' is japanese.
( ´ω`) I can tell by ss uniforms
( ´ω`) and having seen many japanese scat films in my day
(・∀・)Grandpa! Why don't we ever see grandma?
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) Can you keep a secret?
(・∀・) I haven't told anybody about ther grab-the-worm game we used to play, have I?
( ´ω`) Well, ok. Remember the burgers you ate yesterday?
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) They're made from your grandma.
(・∀・)Grandma was made out of tofu?
( ´ω`) Sure was! And your mom is made from pure gluten!
( ´ω`) No, but her finger got caught in the grinder.
(・∀・) Grandpa! Why can't I put it in her pooper?
( ´ω`) Hang on a moment, Junior. I contradicted myself and now my brain hurts.
( ・ω・) And that's how it happened.
(・∀・) Grandpa! What will happen when this thread reaches 1000? I'm scared...
( ´ω`) >>1001 will make a new thread, Junior; now go put on unsoiled pants.
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) You can leave that pair here
(・∀・) Why? What are you going to do with it?
( ´ω`) Cleanse them with an all-consuming fire of purification