( LΦ`) hello again, kids!
( LΦ`) I think I'm chewing something hard here...
(EΝE) Maybe I should have just stuck with today's special.
( LΦ`) Maybe you would prefer a diet cola?
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Don't do it! The artificial sweeteners will turn you into a giant malignant tumor, son!
( LΦ`) I'm still wondering why you're here, son...
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Mostly for the nachos, pops.
( LΦ`) They're not free, you know.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) .... munch.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) ...munchmunch.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) ...Holy crap! What's that in the cheese?
bLΦ` | hello kids! I'm Legpa.
( LΦ`) dammit, where do all these freaks keep coming from?
(EΝE) Squeeks' groin, apparently!
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(₯ิΦ₯ิ@) Ugh. I've lost my appetite.
(EΝE) C'mon, Legpa! Gimme a kiss! <3
( LΦ`) Spit that out, Junior!! You don't know where it's been!
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/mΦRj phew! That was a stinker.
( LΦ`) Can't be worse then mine.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) I just got back from Burger King. I'll be able to clear this room out in about an hour.
( LΦ`) This isn't a contest, you freeloader.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) You're just saying that because you know I'd win.
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(EΝE) Dad, get the fuck out.
( E[Ej ...sorry.
(EΝE) Wait a tick.. Girls don't fart...
( ί ί) Out with the old, In with the new!
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Cool, there's a few nachos left!
( LΦ`) I have no idea what my daughter sees in you.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) I'm a doctor. She's all about the gold-digging. Your side of the family, I understand.
(EΝE) QCF+P
( EΝE)Β ==={@) Hadouken!1
( E[EjDad, our family tree is starting to make less and less sense to me...
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(EΝE) Grabdpa 2ch names are different, look:
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( LΦ`) Clonepa is my son?
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Never heard of him. Who's this Clonepa of which you speak?
( EΦEjHello
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) ...
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) you disturb me on a fundamentally deep level.
( EΝE) Grandpa, why am I the only man in this room without a nutsack for a mouth?
( E[EjAh. I always did feel unusually in touch with my feminine side...
( LΦ`) We had it removed when you were born, Junior.
( EΝE) Grandpa, given the current and flowering economic progress in the People's Republic of China, is it possible that modern Chinese have given up on progressive political change and freedoms of any sort in favor of just being able to live comfortably and relatively rich?
( LΦ`) All I know, junior, is that I'll break your hands if you touch my xbox 360 again.
( EΝE) I have hands?
( EΝE ) Grandpa, am I gaining weight again?
( LΦ`) Yes you are. Get off me.
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( EΝE) May I join, Grandpa?
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( EΝE) ..what's that smell?
(@` Lj Sharks
( LΦ`) Must be sulfur. Associated with these springs, y'know.
(@` Lj Dunno man, I think it's sharks
(EΝE) Grandpa, what's ( LΦ`) 0?
( LΦ`) the end of the universe.
(EΝE) Grandpa, I just read this very interesting article: http://wiki.ehow.com/Adopt-a-Baby-from-China
(EΝE) The problem is, I don't think I'm old enough to actually do it. Do you think you could do it for me?
( LΦ`) No problem. Here you go.
(`ΝL) waaaaaaaaaaaaa
(EΝE) He's adorable!!!!
(`DL) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(EΝE) okay you can have him back now
(EΝE) Wait, first I have to name him. How's George?
(`AL) that name sucks
( LΦ`) Have fun being a parent, Junior! It's going to be like that for the next eighteen years or more! Hee hee hee heeeeee
( LΦ`) I guess I'll just adopt a 12 year-old pretty girl for myself.
(`DL) I DEMAND ICE CREAM
(EΝE) Too bad. I don't have any. How about some pizza?
( LΦ`) I wish my wife was here. She'll know what to do.
(EΝE) We should get him gender neutral toys so he doesnt grow up to be one of a man.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Good idea! It worked well on you.
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@( LD`)@ Do I have to do EVERYTHING myself in this house?!
(EΝE) Grandma, could you change George for me? He's been wearing the diaper I got him in for a few days now.
(EDE) And yeah! Cut the feminist propaganda and change the diaper bitch!
( LΦ`) During my days, there was no feminism. Things changed for the worse...
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@( L`)@ I took care of the baby. Now who's up for pot roast?
@( LD`)@ Complaints, complaints, all I hear ALL DAY are complaints!
(EΝE) Grandma, you didn't have to do his hair...
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@( LD`)@ I'm Grandma, young impertinent! Now close this window.
( LΦ`) Sonny, I'm afraid I have bad news...
( LΦ`) You're supposed to change him MORE than once a week.
(EΝE) I quit.
( LΦ`) Alrighty then. Fire up the grill, we're having long pork tonight!
(EΝE) What's this can of soylent green doing on the fridge?
(`DL) dont eat me i'm ... riddled with diseases
( LΦ`) You don't know how appetizing you just became!
(`DL) Junior! What was life before the internet!
(EΝE) Ask your Great Grandpa, dear.
( LΦ`) get in my belly!
(`DL) I want a megasuperpowerrobot toy I see on TV!
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(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Here, Merry Christmas.
(`DL) I don't want it anymore!
( LΦ`) Wait, weren't we about to kill you?
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Why would you want to kill this dear, sweet child?
( LΦ`) Because he's a vitamin-packed bundle of joy, that's why.
(`DL) I'm bored! Read me a book with pictures!
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Okay! Ah, being a father is a wonderful thing.
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(`DL) No! I want something else.
(EΝE) Hey look grandpa I can balance myself on my tongue alone! Isn't that great, hey look look look at me!
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