[Part 4] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 01:54

( LƒΦ`) hello again, kids!

701 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 01:30

(EΝE) But we still need new locks!

702 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 04:49

( LƒΦ`) Pffft, locks. In my day we used artillery to keep out unwanted houseguests.

703 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 05:44

((/ Γ_ㄟ) I remember those days well (if not fondly...)

704 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 05:50

(EΝE) So Grandpa! What do you want to eat tonight?

705 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 05:55

( LƒΦ`) ebi fry.

706 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 18:58

( LƒΦ`) My treat. You pay.

707 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 19:14

(EΝE) Give me my allowance then.

708 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 19:53

( LƒΦ`) Finish mowing the lawn.

709 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 19:59

(EΝE) ... okay.

710 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 21:08

((/ ƒf.ㄟ) It... hurts... Grandpa...

((/ ƒf.ㄟ) I'm... h...a...p...p...y...

((/ ƒf.ㄟ) Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa...

711 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:08

Άή―@@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ < Cheer up! The Hope of a Mope
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712 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:22

(@ ƒf.ㄟ) Now I don't even have my stylish hair...

713 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:27

HaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTS

714 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:27

HaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTS

715 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:28

HaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTS

716 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:28

HaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTS

717 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:28

HaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTS

718 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:30

O M G

fuk u fgt

719 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:30

HaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTS

720 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:32

( LƒΦ`) /b/tards, you get the fuck out of my thread this instant, or I'll spank you all!

721 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:42

FUK U ASS HAT WE B FROM THE WOW FORUMS AND GOT FUCKIN BANHAMMERED SO SHUT UR FUKKIN TRAP FGT TIL OUR SUPSENION IS OVER AND LET US TO OUR SHIT

722 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:43

723 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:43

HOG WINS THE INTARNET

724 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:50

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I want to ride on a white horse

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I want to ride on a white horse

I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco I'll take you dancing at the disco

I want to ride on a white horse

725 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:52

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726 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 00:56

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727 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 01:40

HaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTSHaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRISTS

728 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 06:37

iEΝEjYou can't stop here, this is bat country

729 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4663 06:46

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730 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 07:47

iEΝEj

731 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 07:49

iG LƒΦ`jwho the fuck is that junior?

732 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 12:16

iEΝEjThat's just MODD, Grandpa. Even though he has a tripcode, he's pretty cool and he bans people.

iEΝEjAnyway, Grandpa, I didn't know you could perform magic! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MPz1SYDoSI

733 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 15:59

i LƒΦ`jDon't link to porn, junior.

734 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 16:02

i LƒΦ`j We can't have that pesky moderator catching on to us this late in the game, after all.

735 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 09:44

i LƒΦ`j I said "WE CAN'T HAVE THAT PESKY MODERATOR CATCHING ON TO US THIS LATE IN THE GAME, AFTER ALL."

736 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 09:46

iEΝEj IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 MINUES TO READ THAT POST GRANDPA

737 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 14:13

i LƒΦ`j You should take a speed reading course, Junior. Once I read the Encyclopedia Britannica in three hours.

738 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 14:15

i L_½Mj Just comin over to check and make sure everything's all right.

739 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 14:27

iEΝEj he's fake grandpa, the real one has tripcode.

740 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 14:37

i L_½Mj I don't get dressed for emergencies.

741 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 16:12

iEΝEj he's fake grandpa, the real is only text.

742 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 17:33

i L_½Mj I am dimensions beyond your view of reality. I can manifest myself into physical form at any given moment.

i L_½Mj But I still have to get dressed.

743 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4664 17:37

>>742 Banned for discunducting the BBS.

744 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 20:52

i LƒΦ`jI used to be a mod back in the day! I used to ban people for using incorrect grammar and spelling, and that wasn't even harsh! You kids have it easy, running around, swearing like nothing, listening to that filthy rap music or whatever...

745 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 20:58

i LƒΦ`jBy the way, you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.

746 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 22:06

iEΝEj Yo Homes, smell ya later!

747 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 06:31

iEΝEjGrandpa, have you ever observed the twinkles of a little star, and ever wondered how they were?

748 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 17:22

i LƒΦ`jI used to sing that song to you when you were too small for even a line of text! And no one actually cares how the little stars are doing, it's just some retarded song that soothes people, for some reason.

749 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 18:02

iEΝEjGrandpa, I'm just coming from the bathroom, and it seems you didn't flush it again. Maybe you should go to a nursing home.

750 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 19:34

i LƒΦ`jSonny, I'm afraid we're gonna have to do an insult the poster above us trick to get our popularity back.

751 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 19:41

iEΝEj>>750 sucks ass!

752 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 23:37

i LƒΦ`j >>751 kisses >750 without waiting for him to clean his mouth!

753 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 02:23

iEΝEjGrandpa, I've entered the 36th chamber and stepped to the Wu. What do I do know?

754 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 02:27

iEΝEjUm, I mean "now," not "know." Sorry about that, Grandpa.

755 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 03:37

i LƒΦ`jEnter the 37th chamber and make me some Tang.

756 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 08:15

iEΝEj“ρ“ρ½ Kitchen is that way.

757 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 08:47

i LƒΦ`j☞ 37th chamber is also that way. Now get going.

758 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 11:03

Ό“ρ“ρiEΝEj 37th chamber is that way.

759 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 11:18

Ό☞i LƒΦ`j

760 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 11:25

i〰〄-〄jThe direction of this chamber is disputed. Please see the discussion on the talk page.

761 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 15:05

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762 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 15:09

ƒ° ( ‹„D ‹) This must be his Unlimited Direction Works!

763 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 17:19

iEΝEjIT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 MINUTES TO FIND THE WAY TO KITCHEN GRANDPA

764 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 17:57

i LƒΦ`jDid you bring my beer back like I asked?

765 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 20:11

iE„DEj

766 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 20:52

( ‹„D ‹)

767 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 21:54

‚Β‚Β☜iLƒΦ` j fingering tits

768 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 22:12

iEΝEjI came.

769 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 07:24

( LƒΦ`) All life begins with Grandpa and ends with Grandpa.

770 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 10:31

iEΝEjSo it's kind of circular, right!?

771 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 12:44

( LƒΦ`) Not at all. The universe didn't exist before I was born, and when I die, you're all dying with me.

772 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 13:30

iE„DEjSo, Grandpa, are you saying that we're all a dream... and you're the dreamer? Jeez.... So much for taking the red bill.

773 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 16:06

( LƒΦ`) Not at all. The Elitist Superstructure won't let us.

774 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 17:46

iEΝEj ...but I heard that in the Elitist Superstructure, you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax!

775 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 18:25

( LƒΦ`) Not at all. That was before moot decided to name the web site to a current meme. Proving his will to ejaculate on an innocent girls mouth and make her swallow forecfully.

776 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 18:28

iEΝEjyou mean squeeks right?
( LƒΦ`) oh yes.

777 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 21:13

iEΝEjGrandpa, what kind of music do you listen to?

778 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 21:39

( LƒΦ`) Frank Zappa, but only the pure instrumental stuff. I don't like dirty language in my music.

( LƒΦ`) ...

( LƒΦ`) Except for Penguin in Bondage. That one rocks.

779 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 21:44

( LƒΦ`) ... I also like scandinavian warhammer metal.

780 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4667 22:31

iEΝEjGrandpa, why do people like ninjas so much? S'like, enough already with all the ninjas, y'know?

781 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 03:51

( LƒΦ`) I personally killed Hattori Hanzo, Junior. You fucking punks have no clue what it's like to be a nidjah.

782 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 08:10

@@@@@@@ ΘQΘ
@@@@@@@i@ಠΝಠjGrandpa! Do you ever have erotic dreams
@@@@@@@i@@@@‚Α-~@about Junior?

783 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 08:59

iEΝEjGrandpa, why do people hate steven segal so much? I mean he married a japanese woman and speaks fluent japanese and has black belt in kendo and he's aikido master.

784 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 10:52

( LƒΦ`) That's reason enough to hate anyone!

785 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 13:49

iE„DEjWhat does it take for a man to change?

786 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 15:40

( LƒΦ`) A fresh set of clean clothes and some privacy, Junior.

787 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 18:59

iEΝEjWhat is a man?

788 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 19:07

( LƒΦ`) meat and mess, same as a woman.

789 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 19:30

iEΝEjNo, no, Grandpa! You're supposed to say, "A miserable pile of secrets!" It's one of those internet meme cathcphrase things we kids repeat day after day after day after day.

790 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 19:51

( LƒΦ`) ...no wonder the world is going to hell, what with you kids sitting round repeating stale jokes instead of going out and drinking the way I did when I was your age.

791 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 19:52

i@MƒnLj ..sock it to me?

792 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 21:03

i~Ν~j OK guys 4chan is wicked gay and this isn't some stupid post like "oh these threads are bad you shouldn't look at them" I like dqn but lately the website has been so gay. For one thing, the mods are desciminateing aginst poeple who want to use names because "oh, who would want to use a name that is so wierd" well theres someone eelse who didn't want people to get credit for theyre work and accoplishment :cough: Stalin :cough:. and plus The Mods ban every thing thats not asian because its ""WESTERN"", so now their discriminating by race too, can't think of anyone like that :cough:Hitler :cogh:, oh excuse me their must be something in my throat. Thats why I think we should all go to ttp://becauseitswinter.com/. Its not gay likie this place and because the moderators thier know how to run a foroum website. IF YOU MISSED IT GOTO ttp://becauseitswinter.com/ IT IS BETTER THAN THIS PLACE and the people their are not anonymous cowards who suck up to the mods because The Mod and his posse rule this site and if you are not anonymous nazis like them they will be jark and flame you and bann you like they did in <jessy>'s THREAD
PS jessy I love you and am comeing to see you on ttp://becauseitswinter.com/

793 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 21:27

( LƒΦ`) ...

( LƒΦ`) How winter manages to put up with this stuff, I'll never understand.

( LƒΦ`) That man is a saint.

794 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 00:42

( LƒΦ`) I'm in the mood for oatmeal.

795 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 01:38

iEΝEj I'll bring the sheep squeezins!

796 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 03:01

( LƒΦ`) Sheep squeezins!

797 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 03:36

iEΝEjSoon, Grandpa.... Oh, so very soon! Hee hee hee!

798 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 04:12

@@@ ΘQΘ
@@@(;EΝE) GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
--=ί /@@ RGONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
@@ bb bbGONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
-=ί /_R/__ GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
@@/@=RΖ)ΘΖ)Θ
-= / ^Ra( LƒΦ`) Well, okay, I guess.
-^^@ /a( ‚Β’UO
/ /@@/ a‚ƁQ)Q)
LɁ@@(QΖΖΖ

799 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 04:12

@@@ ΘQΘ
@@@(;EΝE) GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
--=ί /@@ RGONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
@@ bb bbGONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
-=ί /_R/__ GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
@@/@=RΖ)ΘΖ)Θ
-= / ^Ra( LƒΦ`) Well, okay, I guess.
-^^@ /a( ‚Β’UO
/ /@@/ a‚ƁQ)Q)
LɁ@@(QΖΖΖ

800 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 04:13

iEΝEjSorry Grandpa, my interweb messed up with that last post.

iEΝEjSorry Grandpa, I played MvC2.

iEΝEjSorry Grandpa, I stole your 800GET.

iEΝEjActually, I'm not sorry about that last one.

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