( LΦ`) hello again, kids!
(EΝE) But we still need new locks!
( LΦ`) Pffft, locks. In my day we used artillery to keep out unwanted houseguests.
((/ Γ_ㄟ) I remember those days well (if not fondly...)
(EΝE) So Grandpa! What do you want to eat tonight?
( LΦ`) ebi fry.
( LΦ`) My treat. You pay.
(EΝE) Give me my allowance then.
( LΦ`) Finish mowing the lawn.
(EΝE) ... okay.
((/ f.ㄟ) It... hurts... Grandpa...
((/ f.ㄟ) I'm... h...a...p...p...y...
((/ f.ㄟ) Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa...
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( LΦ`) /b/tards, you get the fuck out of my thread this instant, or I'll spank you all!
FUK U ASS HAT WE B FROM THE WOW FORUMS AND GOT FUCKIN BANHAMMERED SO SHUT UR FUKKIN TRAP FGT TIL OUR SUPSENION IS OVER AND LET US TO OUR SHIT
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iEΝEjThat's just MODD, Grandpa. Even though he has a tripcode, he's pretty cool and he bans people.
iEΝEjAnyway, Grandpa, I didn't know you could perform magic! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MPz1SYDoSI
i LΦ`jDon't link to porn, junior.
i LΦ`j We can't have that pesky moderator catching on to us this late in the game, after all.
i LΦ`j I said "WE CAN'T HAVE THAT PESKY MODERATOR CATCHING ON TO US THIS LATE IN THE GAME, AFTER ALL."
iEΝEj IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 MINUES TO READ THAT POST GRANDPA
i LΦ`j You should take a speed reading course, Junior. Once I read the Encyclopedia Britannica in three hours.
i L_½Mj Just comin over to check and make sure everything's all right.
iEΝEj he's fake grandpa, the real one has tripcode.
i L_½Mj I don't get dressed for emergencies.
iEΝEj he's fake grandpa, the real is only text.
i L_½Mj I am dimensions beyond your view of reality. I can manifest myself into physical form at any given moment.
i L_½Mj But I still have to get dressed.
i LΦ`jI used to be a mod back in the day! I used to ban people for using incorrect grammar and spelling, and that wasn't even harsh! You kids have it easy, running around, swearing like nothing, listening to that filthy rap music or whatever...
i LΦ`jBy the way, you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.
iEΝEj Yo Homes, smell ya later!
iEΝEjGrandpa, have you ever observed the twinkles of a little star, and ever wondered how they were?
i LΦ`jI used to sing that song to you when you were too small for even a line of text! And no one actually cares how the little stars are doing, it's just some retarded song that soothes people, for some reason.
iEΝEjGrandpa, I'm just coming from the bathroom, and it seems you didn't flush it again. Maybe you should go to a nursing home.
i LΦ`jSonny, I'm afraid we're gonna have to do an insult the poster above us trick to get our popularity back.
i LΦ`j >>751 kisses >750 without waiting for him to clean his mouth!
iEΝEjGrandpa, I've entered the 36th chamber and stepped to the Wu. What do I do know?
iEΝEjUm, I mean "now," not "know." Sorry about that, Grandpa.
i LΦ`jEnter the 37th chamber and make me some Tang.
iEΝEjρρ½ Kitchen is that way.
i LΦ`j☞ 37th chamber is also that way. Now get going.
ΌρρiEΝEj 37th chamber is that way.
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iEΝEjIT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 MINUTES TO FIND THE WAY TO KITCHEN GRANDPA
i LΦ`jDid you bring my beer back like I asked?
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iEΝEjI came.
( LΦ`) All life begins with Grandpa and ends with Grandpa.
iEΝEjSo it's kind of circular, right!?
( LΦ`) Not at all. The universe didn't exist before I was born, and when I die, you're all dying with me.
iEDEjSo, Grandpa, are you saying that we're all a dream... and you're the dreamer? Jeez.... So much for taking the red bill.
( LΦ`) Not at all. The Elitist Superstructure won't let us.
iEΝEj ...but I heard that in the Elitist Superstructure, you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax!
( LΦ`) Not at all. That was before moot decided to name the web site to a current meme. Proving his will to ejaculate on an innocent girls mouth and make her swallow forecfully.
iEΝEjyou mean squeeks right?
( LΦ`) oh yes.
iEΝEjGrandpa, what kind of music do you listen to?
( LΦ`) Frank Zappa, but only the pure instrumental stuff. I don't like dirty language in my music.
( LΦ`) ...
( LΦ`) Except for Penguin in Bondage. That one rocks.
( LΦ`) ... I also like scandinavian warhammer metal.
iEΝEjGrandpa, why do people like ninjas so much? S'like, enough already with all the ninjas, y'know?
( LΦ`) I personally killed Hattori Hanzo, Junior. You fucking punks have no clue what it's like to be a nidjah.
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iEΝEjGrandpa, why do people hate steven segal so much? I mean he married a japanese woman and speaks fluent japanese and has black belt in kendo and he's aikido master.
( LΦ`) That's reason enough to hate anyone!
iEDEjWhat does it take for a man to change?
( LΦ`) A fresh set of clean clothes and some privacy, Junior.
iEΝEjWhat is a man?
( LΦ`) meat and mess, same as a woman.
iEΝEjNo, no, Grandpa! You're supposed to say, "A miserable pile of secrets!" It's one of those internet meme cathcphrase things we kids repeat day after day after day after day.
( LΦ`) ...no wonder the world is going to hell, what with you kids sitting round repeating stale jokes instead of going out and drinking the way I did when I was your age.
i@MnLj ..sock it to me?
i~Ν~j OK guys 4chan is wicked gay and this isn't some stupid post like "oh these threads are bad you shouldn't look at them" I like dqn but lately the website has been so gay. For one thing, the mods are desciminateing aginst poeple who want to use names because "oh, who would want to use a name that is so wierd" well theres someone eelse who didn't want people to get credit for theyre work and accoplishment :cough: Stalin :cough:. and plus The Mods ban every thing thats not asian because its ""WESTERN"", so now their discriminating by race too, can't think of anyone like that :cough:Hitler :cogh:, oh excuse me their must be something in my throat. Thats why I think we should all go to ttp://becauseitswinter.com/. Its not gay likie this place and because the moderators thier know how to run a foroum website. IF YOU MISSED IT GOTO ttp://becauseitswinter.com/ IT IS BETTER THAN THIS PLACE and the people their are not anonymous cowards who suck up to the mods because The Mod and his posse rule this site and if you are not anonymous nazis like them they will be jark and flame you and bann you like they did in <jessy>'s THREAD
PS jessy I love you and am comeing to see you on ttp://becauseitswinter.com/
( LΦ`) ...
( LΦ`) How winter manages to put up with this stuff, I'll never understand.
( LΦ`) That man is a saint.
( LΦ`) I'm in the mood for oatmeal.
iEΝEj I'll bring the sheep squeezins!
( LΦ`) Sheep squeezins!
iEΝEjSoon, Grandpa.... Oh, so very soon! Hee hee hee!
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iEΝEjSorry Grandpa, my interweb messed up with that last post.
iEΝEjSorry Grandpa, I played MvC2.
iEΝEjSorry Grandpa, I stole your 800GET.
iEΝEjActually, I'm not sorry about that last one.