( ´ω`) hello again, kids!
(・∀・) I will take that knowledge from you, Grandpa, and become one with the universe.
( ´ω`) well, too bad you are banned, junior.
(・A・) ...
( ´ω`) Peace and quiet at last.
(・ω・) Helpful hint: Grandpa doesn't exist.
(・∀・) That blew my mind.
(・ω・) Are we having fun yet?
(・ω・) Lessee... How about we kill Grandpa?
(・ω・) a Find The Murderer game.
ｶﾞｯ ∧__∧ ∩ < I'm still in the room you idiot!!
（,,´ω`)彡☆
⊂彡☆))ω・) <ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
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(・∀・) Is this like Schrödinger's cat, where the cat is dead, alive and bloody furious at the same time?
( ´ω`) No it's like cheshire cat.
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(・∀・) Grandpa, how come that person's eyes are missing?
(´ώ`) Did you forget?
(・∀・) Grandpa! Your face!
(´ώ`) Hm? Oh...
( ´ω`) I was just in the back of the room, Junior. Why are you so panicky these days?
(・∀・) Living in the garage. The hobospiders keep me up all night with their singing.
( ´ω`) Ah, yes. You can tell them from regular brown recluse spiders by their jaunty blue top-hats and bloodshot eyes.
(・∀・) Huge tits or flat chests?
( ´ω`) Either is good, as long as they are not the disgusting types that fall in between those sizes.
(・∀・) Grandpa, do sheep have sheep?
( ´ω`) No, sheep don't have sheep, sheep have lambs.
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(・∀・) Grandpa, is the world out of control?
( ´ω`) Well, little'un, it's a tad early to say
(・∀・) Grandpa! I just realized I don't want to go to hell! Eternal damnation and suffering isn't my idea of spending all my life after death.
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(( (´ω`) )) < Bit late to be thinking about that now, Junior!
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((～（（≡γ'⌒ヽ∧∧ ))
し'`Jし'ゝつ；・∀・)っ ))
(・∀・) Grandpa, is my name Squeeks?
(・∀・) never mind.
(・∀・) Grandpa, is my name Boon?
(´ω`) I've always called you Junior, because I hate your real name.
⊂二二二（´ω`）二二二⊃ GrandBoooo......
⊂二二二（´ω`）二二二⊃ Pa! Pa! Pa! Papapan
(・∀・) I'm almost afraid to ask...
(´ω`) "Tralfaz."
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) I LOVE IT!
⊂二☆二（´ω`）二☆二⊃ RA-TA-TA-TA
（´ω`）Ah, the smell of gunpowder...
(・∀・) ...stinks, actually.
(´ω`) Quiet, I'm reminiscing.
(´ω`) ...
(´ω`) grunt Oh yeah, that's the stuff.
⊂二二二（ ＾∀＾）二二二⊃
(・∀・) Grandpa, should I take up Yoga or Tai Chi?
(´ω`) I would recommend Tai Quon Leap, Junior. The classes would be good for your character.
(・∀・) What are the chances that I'm going to get hurt?
(´ω`) Negligible, really. Trust your old grandpa.
(´ω`) They're very high if you think it will teach you anything about being in a real fight. Stick with Tekken Tag.
(・∀・) I play as Jin, usually. How about you, Grandpa?
(´ω`) Chun-Li.
(・∀・) Grandpa, which was your favorite Master of Orion? One, two or three?
(´ω`) Three. All I had to do was click End of Turn over and over, and I'd win.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's your opinion on the recent increase in ninja-related crimes?
(・∀・) Oops.
(´ω`) I keep telling you to lock the door, Junior. Last time it was the Tannasinn people, now it's insurance salesmen. Don't you learn?
( ´ω`) Hold on, let me give my profile a little.
(・∀・)Grandpa, whay do you have a pair of balls hanging off the middle of your face?
(・∀・) Where does sage belong?
ｶﾞｯ ∧__∧ ∩ < You let my thread drop beneath the waves again!
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⊂彡☆))∀・) <ow ow sorry ow sorry ow ow
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( ･ิω･ิ) Relax kid, your faceballs simply haven't descended yet.
( ･ิω･ิ) Izzat insurance guy still here? I need a new job.
（ ―п－） Bill from the Autos Insurance Company here. May I help you?
( ･ิω･ิ) Does your company still practice promotion via assassination?
（ ―п－） Our company has some of the best snipers in the world employed for that sole purpose, sir.
（ ―п－） If you're interested, please read this pamflet on our Escalator Package.
(・∀・) Mr. Insurance Spammer, why is your head so freaking huge?
（ ―п－） Why is your head so tiny, kid?
(´ω`) Same could be said about you, Bill, if you know what I mean. You seem to have a package-problem. You don't do too well with the ladies, do you.
( ･ิω･ิ) Gee dad, you ALWAYS do this! Can't you go a day without insulting my friends when I have them over?!
( ´ω`) Your "friend" is a SPAMMER. He's lucky I haven't killed him yet.
(・∀・) I'm going to side with Grandpa on this one, Pops.
( ･ิω･ิ) You're no son of mine!
((/ デ.ㄟ) You'll be sorry when I'm dead!
((/ デ.ㄟ) YOU'LL WISH YOU NEVER SAID THAT!!!!
(・∀・) ...
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`)...who are you, and why are you cutting yourself on my couch?
(・∀・) ... I'm going to go fix the lock on the door.
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| ･ิω･ิ) I have a policy of not treating anything self-inflicted, by the way.
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((/ デ.ㄟ)Your policy was inspired by your arrational hatred of me, am i rite??!!?
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you think there is a force such as karma or kismet that takes note of all your good and bad deeds and that it will reward/punish you in some unconnected way?
( ´ω`)...who are you, and why aren't you cutting yourself on my couch?
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!( ´ω`) :::| Yknow what, I'm tired of all you new people coming into my thread.
|(| | ,,,,,, :::| You got about 10 seconds to leave.
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（ ・∀・） I think you forgot how strong I am, Grandpa.
__〃｀ヽ 〈＿ I can benchpress this thread with my PENIS.
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!( ´ω`) :::| Childish...
( ´ω`) The quality of discourse here has gone down dramatically.
I think it's time for a nap.
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(・∀・) Grandpa, do ostrich sleep when they bury their heads in the ground?
( `ω´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(・∀・) Gra- oh. sorry...
(・∀・) GRANDPAAAAAAAAAA!!!
( ´ω`) JUNIOOOOOOOOOOR!!!
(・∀・) KANEDAAAAAAAA!!!!
( ´ω`) TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(・∀・) Whew, that was fun.
( ´ω`) I agree. Now let's never do it again.
(・∀・) Grandpa? I just noticed that your teeth are particularly shiny today.
( ´ω`) Crest Sensitivity Protection Extra Whitening is specially formulated to whiten teeth while helping protect them against cold, heat, acids, sweets and contact. Clinically proven to help relieve sensitive teeth pain, Crest Sensitivity Protection fights cavities and leaves teeth feeling clean.
(・∀・) ...
( ´ω`) Your income from servicing retired old military grunts isn't cutting it any more, junior. I have to keep the lights on somehow!
(・∀・) That's it! I'm going to start working for Bill.
(・∀・) You want me to get a real job?
( ´ω`) Your income from servicing retired old military grunts isn't cutting it any more, junior. I have to keep the lights on somehow!
( ´ω`) KYOMI is not exhausted! It sprouts, and experience is full! Try with love!
( ´ω`) Alright, that should take care of the cable bill for this month.