( ´ω`) hello again, kids!

(`Д´) I want an ice-cream!

(・∀・) Grandpa, what are otaku?

( ´ω`) See that little snot-nosed brat in the corner over there?
( ´ω`) Imagine him trying to corral you into a discussion about the End of Evangelion's primordial significance vis a vis Star Trek Enterprise's second season.

(`Д´) WIPE MY NOSE!

(`д´) ... clearly you meant the third season.

(・∀・) Alright, let's eat the kid.

( ´ω`) Hot diggity! Babyback ribs tonight!

(`Д´) I want all the toys of Junior and the room-with-a-view of Grandpa!

( ´ω`) Request granted! Junior, you're 8 years old now and are plenty good enough to handle yourself on your own in the real world. Now GET OUT!

(・∀・) ......but I'm 10

(・∀・) What the fuck, Grandpa? You completely changed your mind from >>206! I thought we were going to devour the poor bastard!

（　｀ハ´） I will now capture this child and use his dark powers of mass-consumption to wreak havoc upon the unsuspecting western world.

(`Д´) ...change me!!

　　　　　　　　∧＿∧
　　　　　　 　（； `Д´）　　　　＜　YEAH!
　　　　　　 __〃｀ヽ 〈＿
　　　γ´⌒´-−ヾｖーヽ⌒ヽ
　　／⌒　 ｨ 　　　｀ｉ´　　）; ｀ヽ
　 /　　 　ﾉ＾ ､＿__￥＿_人　　|
　 !　　,,,ノ爻＼_　_人　ﾉｒ;＾ >　 ）
　（　　 <_ ＼ﾍ､,, ,+､ｒﾉ/　　/
　　ヽ_　　＼ ）ゝ､__,+､_ｱ〃 ／
　　　 ヽ､___ ヽ.=┬─┬〈　 ｿ、
　　　　 　〈J　.〉､| 神. |,　|ヽ-´

(・Д・) ...!!!

( ´ω`) Goddamnit, son. Now we can't eat him...

( ´ω`) I noticed that my thread is being filled with fagottry...

(`Д´) I want to go to Disneyland!

( ´ω`) Have fun! The door's right over there!

(・∀・) Hey-o!

（　｀ハ´） Wait, did I hear something about eating this kid? I'm in!

(`Д´) I want another family!

◠◠◠◠　　(IRON CHEF GRANDPA)
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( ´ω`) Well, in order to eat the kid, first we must kill him!

◠◠◠◠
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( ´ω`)つ⌐ We can shoot him with this here pistol...

◠◠◠◠
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( ´ω`) I can enchant a magical spell...

　￮
　∧
／　 ＼
( ´ω`) Soul Abolish �[ - ✻∜✸✲❆♌♎♑♒❦(・∀・)☁ヸ✫✯✬✯∞ !!

(　･ิω･ิ) I won't allow this!

( ´ω`) Go to your room, killjoy!

(　･ิω･ิ) .....
(･ิω･ิ ) okay, dad.

(`Д´) If you kill me I'll sue for murder!

(　･ิω･ิ) .....

(　･ิω･ิ) how?

ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ Don't eat me!

(　･ิω･ิ) Don't worry, nobody is going to eat you. It's just a joke.

( ´ω`) Son, there is an annoying lack of you in your room at this point.

(･ิω･ิ ) FINE! I'm going, I'm going.

(･ิω･ิ ) C'mon, kid
ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ No! Your room smells!

( ´ω`) Son, kindly leave the meal behind.

(･ิω･ิ ) Shut it, dad. Come on, son.
ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ No! Your room smells!

　　　　　　　　(⌒)　　　　　　
　　　　　　（（（（ （（））　What the hell are you doing to my baby!　
　　　 　　　（｀Д´ b___　　　　
　　　　　　(￣Y￣ﾟ )/ |　
　　　 　i''√√ i'''i￣　/　　
　　　 　（＿（＿）￣￣|

　　　　　 /　　 ﾉ|＿＿|　| ＜ I think you forgot I was huge.
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　　　　 /　　 ﾉ　　　|　　 |　　　　　　　　　∧∧　I forgot he was huge! !
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(・∀・) I forgot he was huge too. Do we have enough space in the fridge for the leftovers?

/　　 ﾉ|＿＿|　| I am fucking huge.

　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　/（●）（●）
　　　|　ﾄｪｪｪｲ/ DUUURRRR
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　　Ｕ　 .Ｕ　

( ´ω`) THREADSTOP!

　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　/（●）（●）
　　　|　ﾄｪｪｪｲ/ THE WORLD!
　　　| /｀ﾆﾆ´　　
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(・∀・) I think you forgot to take your meds again, grandpa.

(((・∀・))) *I.. I...i.. think..nk..nk.. you u, u. forgotou, toe, too.. taker meds, aker meds, ss. zz.. *

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) I'm a scientologist now. I don't have to take those evil pills any more.

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) Gimme my pills, Junior.

(・∀・) Here you go. Now can we eat the baby? I'm starving!

( ´ω`) We haven't even decided how to prepare him yet. Baby purée? Baby a la mode? Baby udon?

(・∀・) Baby Yakitori!

(・∀・) Sashimi no baby

(`Д(・∀・) Let's feed him well until he has more meat on his bones!

((・∀・) ...Okay?

( ´ω`) I think you forgot he was huge.

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　　　　　　 　（(・∀・)　　　　＜　...dammit.
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　　　　 　〈J　.〉､| 神. |,　|ヽ-´

　　　　　　　　∧＿∧
　　　　　　 　（； `Д´）　　　　＜　Now that I have completed
　　　　　　 __〃｀ヽ 〈＿　　　　　　my mission. I shall return
　　　γ´⌒´-−ヾｖーヽ⌒ヽ　　　　to my home planet, Keron.
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　（　　 <_ ＼ﾍ､,, ,+､ｒﾉ/　　/
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　　　 ヽ､___ ヽ.=┬─┬〈　 ｿ、
　　　　 　〈J　.〉､| 神. |,　|ヽ-´

(・∀・) I have a confession to make...

　　　　　　　　∧＿∧
　　　　　　 　（； `Д´）　　　　＜　You forgot to make the
　　　　　　 __〃｀ヽ 〈＿　　　　　　rice for my curry?!
　　　γ´⌒´-−ヾｖーヽ⌒ヽ　　　　
　　／⌒　 ｨ 　　　｀ｉ´　　）; ｀ヽ
　 /　　 　ﾉ＾ ､＿__￥＿_人　　|
　 !　　,,,ノ爻＼_　_人　ﾉｒ;＾ >　 ）
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　　　 ヽ､___ ヽ.=┬─┬〈　 ｿ、
　　　　 　〈J　.〉､| 神. |,　|ヽ-´

(・∀・) You aren't adopted.

(`Д´) DAD?!

(・∀・) Not adopted so much as kidnapped.

(`Д´) CRIMINALS!

　　　　∫　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　∫　I have to do everything myself.
　　　　∫　　　WAAAAAAAA!!　　　　∫　￣￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　＿　　　　ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ　　　　　　　＿　　　
　　　　＼￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣／　 　(´ω` )　
　　　　　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿／　　　⊃y⊂　ヽ
　　　　　从从从从从从从从从从从　　　<__<＿）､ノ

(・∀・) I call rib!

( ﾟ -ﾟ) was it necessary to cook him alive? it seems cruel, somehow.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I want a leg!

( ・ω・) Suddenly, I'm glad I'm not included in this cannibalistic group.

ヽ(`Д´;)ﾉ IM OUTTA HERE!
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(　･ิω･ิ) Hey, let's all go to Burger King!

(・∀・) Grandpa, I suspect that having cooties is a genetic condition that is related to the second "X" chromosome, making it a condition specific and isolated to females, and is in no way contagious. Therefore, despite their cootie-ness, I propose girls should be allowed to participate in the same gym class as the boys. It's only fair.

( ´ω`) See, that's your problem, Junior. You can't concentrate on one topic for more than a few seconds.

( ´ω`) Now, since dinner just escaped through the doggy door, let's all go with Daddy Fartpants over to Burger King.

( ・ω・)Regardless of my earlier statements, I now feel like tagging along, given it's on Daddy's tab.

(　･ิω･ิ) You can't go. You creep me out.

M_M
(・∀・) I call the crown!!!

( ´ω`) who the hell bumped all those shitty, shitty threads?

>269

Im sowwwy

(・∀・) Grandpa, what level are you?

( ´ω`) I've reached the level cap, Lv.PWN, and I've been that level for quite a long time. Would you like to see my final ability?

(・∀・) Is it a spell or a skill? I don't really like spells, but skills are cool.

( ´ω`) I've also reached to the ending of my lifetime. But all I need is a new set of lungs and a heart from a child who has similar genetics.

(・∀・) The paternity tests seem to imply that my father is actually Darkpa.

(・∀・) Grandpa...

(；・∀・) I think I caught Haruhiism.

( ´ω`) Junior, I know your young and curious, but I will not tolerate such heathen beliefs in the family. We're Tanasinn folks; always have been, always will be.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Tanasinn so ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

(・∀・) And why is Haruhiism so...

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( ´ω`) I find that a girl with a loli-face with big boobs is extremely hot.

(・∀・) Even though we're years apart in age, you and I are not so different after all Grandpa!

(・∀・) But I kinda don't want to ｷﾀ━━━━━━(・∀・)━━━━━━ !!!!! to the exact same porn you look at, Grandpa. It just seems somewhat odd.

( ´ω`) SOoo sonny, should we get to... 1000 ?

(・∀・) Why, Grandpa, my good chap, but of course!

( ´ω`) You know.. back when I was young, we used to go around with onions tied to our belts, because that was the fashion.

(・∀・) Grandpa, you're not that Grandpa. Please no more Simpsons quotes!

( ´ω`) I'm afraid, Junior, that you don't understand the quintessence of Grandpa-ness. What happens to every Grandpa happens also to me. We are One, and share on levels you cannot yet comprehend.

Do you have any of those Junior Mints I love so much?

( ´ω`) Well, I have to do something to keep the thread moving. How about you stop with the statements and make with the questions?

(・∀・) All right then. Grandpa, how many experience points do I need to become an Operating Thetan VII like Tom Cruise?

( ´ω`) That's Mission Impossible III for you, sonny.

(・∀・) Grandpa, did your mommy let your daddy eat your placenta too?

( ´ω`) No, I ate it myself. Food was scarce in those days.

( ´ω`) And on that note, Junior, I'm going to sleep. Wake me up when September ends.

(・∀・) Okay...

(・∀・)

(・∀・)

(・∀・)

(・∀・)

(・∀・) ....

(・∀・) WAIT A SECOND! IT'S MAY!

( ´ω`) No it's not, just look at the date. It's the 4630th of September, 1993.

(・∀・) WHAT PLANET ARE WE ON??

( ´ω`) Did you see my new cylon roboservant? Say Hi, #3!

(=0= ) GREETINGS

(・∀・) I challenge him to a duel with my new J-bot Mk.II!

( =0=) I HAVE TO CHANGE GRANDPA'S COLOSTOMY BAG FIRST

( ´ω`) fail!