( ´ω`) hello again, kids!
( ´ω`) Wait, what was all this about sheep squeezins?
(・∀・)
( ´ω`) ... where's my oatmeal, boy?
( =0=) IT'S RIGHT HERE ... IN MY PANTS.
( ´ω`) And no more Slashdot.
( ´ω`) For either of us.
( ´ω`) It rots the brain.
(・∀・) Here, drink this. It'll help settle your stomach.
( ´ω`) Thanks Junior. That did the job nicely.
(・∀・) Like it? I squeezed it from my own sheep!
( ´ω`) ...
∧__∧ ∩
(,,´ω`)彡☆
⊂彡☆))∀・) <ow sorry ow sorry ow sorry ow sorry
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( ´ω`) Heh heh... I never get tired of that smackin' around AA.
(・∀・)Grandpa, how do you feel about Kago Ai being caught smoking by the tabloids and that her career may be over because of it?
( ´ω`) There's always porn as a fallback career.
( ´ω`) ...and there's always Saitama as fallback residence.
(・∀・)Saitama? Saitama!
(゚∀゚)SAITAMAA!!
( ´ω`) Get ahold of yourself, child!
(・∀・)...
(・∀・)I have NO IDEA what just came over me.
-= ∧∧
-=≡ ( ゚∀゚) SAITAMAA!!
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\ │ / / ̄\ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ─( ゚ ∀ ゚ )< さいたまさいたま! \_/ \_________ / │ \ ∩ ∧ ∧ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\∩ ∧ ∧ \( ゚∀゚)< さいたまさいたまさいたま!さいたま〜〜〜! >( ゚∀゚ )/ | / \__________________/ | 〈 | | / /\_」 / /\」  ̄ / /
(・∀・)...
( ´ω`) I was dozing the other day, and I dreamed about the CLOCKWORK ORANGE.
( ´ω`) It's been a long, long time, but they're still at it, aren't they?
(・∀・) sooner or later they're bound to get 'er done!
( ´ω`) Get 'er.... Oh, Junior, what are we to do with you?
(・∀・) Would it help if you smacked me around some more?
( ´ω`) Worth a try.
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(,,´ω`)彡☆
⊂彡☆))∀・) <More! HARDER!! YES!!!
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( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) You're not Junior!
(・∀・) So you've found me out...
(・∀・) Maybe you should smack me as punishment for not being Junior.
( ´ω`) I have no idea who you are, and smacking aruond is too intimate of an act to perform on strangers.
(・∀・) You may have found me out, but you're still wrong, old fool!
(・∀・) This really IS Junior's body. I'm posessing him!
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) You should try harder to drive me out of his body.
( ´ω`) I'll go put on my Enya CDs.
(・∀・) Curse you old man!
( ´ω`) On second though, forget the Enya CD's! I'm going into...
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|~ ̄ ̄| < GRANDPA: EXORCISM MODE!
|____†__| .♀ \_______________
( ´ω`).‖
/ ~〉†〈/つ
ノ ノ| |...‖
´〜(__),__)‖ゝ
イラネ( 'A)ノ Amharc, mná ag obair lá 's mall san oích',
( ) Ceolann siad ar laetha geal, a bhí,
) ) Bealach fada anonn 's anall a chóich'.
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(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) My name is Stan!
>>834
<( ? )> Stan?! ...Does that mean Xev is nearby?! Mmm, hot half-clusterlizard chicks. And that crazy, posessive robot-head is too busy romancing Kai, right? I'm so gonna put my moves on Xev :3
<( ?)> You're crazy, anon no.835. Clearly it's Stan, the pathetical nemesis of Seajus and Cod Al Mighty, possessing yet another poor sole.
<( ?)> May he rest in pieces. PREPARE THE 1000 TON WEIGHT WE BORROWED FROM THAT CRAZY GREY CARTOON BUNNY! Ready! Steady! Go!
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you noticed is that when our thread get to a certain position that the title gets reversed? S'weird.
( ´ω`) The Elitist Superstructure set up an unnamed thread that reverses the titles of all threads after it. I suggest not speaking of it again, unless you want to be their next target. You saw what happened to that emo kid...
( ´ω`) Anyway. Let's focus on getting rid of this Stan fellow and his nutjob friends, for now.
BRING SNACKS er I MEAN MODD BACK
∧_∧ \ | / / HAA!!!
(,_・∀) ゞ ⌒ヾ∠_ Dodge this, "Grandpa"!!
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plink |~ ̄ ̄| < Ouch.
'・ |____†__| .♀ \____
ゞ( ´ω`).‖
/ ~〉†〈/つ
ノ ノ| |...‖
´〜(__),__)‖ゝ
(・∀・) Grandpa, Aimed Shot or Arcane Shot?
( ´ω`) I'm tired of this bit. Let's move on.
( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
(・∀・) But Grandpa... that Stan guy is getting awful friendly with fiance..
(・∀・)So... 10 months?
( ´ω`) September...it just never ends.
(・∀・) You look really pissed off when your thread title is reversed, Grandpa.
taht ekil kool syawla I )`ω´ (
( ´ω`) When you grow older, junior, the necessity to propagate lies diminishes. Take that as you will. I always thought you were a little cunt anyway.
(・∀・)Soylent green is people
(・∀・) Who is that guy with a 4 in his face and why is he stealing DQN-kun's job?
(,゚Д゚) OH GOD, WHERE AM I?
( ´ω`) My thread, now get out.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I've been meaning to talk with you about your parents. You've never really talked about them before, and so.. I'm pretty curious.
(・∀・) What was Great-Grandpa like?
( ´ω`) My thread, no feminatzi psychoanalytical drivel is permitted. Now get out.
(・∀・)Why do you hate us, Grandpapa? Must we resort to calling you Grumpy Gramps?
( ´ω`) You followed me into the bathroom, kid. Now get out!
(・∀・) Grandpa, barbeque-flavored chips area are about the best in the world. I'm not even asking a question because this is a FACT!
(valium) Greetings! Nice website you're having here!
( ´ω`) Kids and their flavor dust. I'll go for a nice golden russet with salt and pepper, thanks.
(・∀・)Grandpa, I challenge you to a duel!
( ´ω`) You'll never win. Never.
(・∀・) You're saying that your Mudkip can beat my Mewtwo? Ridiculous!
( ´ω`) I don't know what in the world you are talking about boy, but I know that you still didn't bring me my tang.
(・∀・)You can't order me around, Elitist Supersturucture or not
(´^ิω^ิ) TAAAAAANNGGGG
>>867 BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
( ´ω`) Either that, or you can bring me the T'ang. I hear if I eat a small piece of him, I'll achieve immortality.
(´^ิω^ิ) lol wut
( ´ω`) I'm tired of these gimmicks. I should go back to the Sanepa thread.
(・∀・)BUT I LIKE GIMMICKS
(´^ิω^ิ)
( ´ω`) I'm now 7/8ths of the way through yet another legendary thread.
( ´ω`) I used to want to die. Now, I want to survive just to make the lives of my friends and relations miserable.
( ´ω`) Heeheehee.
( ゚ -゚) How very mean of you.
( ゚ -゚) Hidoi desu.
( ゚ -゚) desu... desu... desu... desu ne...
( ゚ ヮ゚) kawaii desu ne!!!
( ´ω`) お前われの事知らんだ。さー、うるせっ!
( ´ω`) Anyway, where is my tang.
(。・ ・) ...
(・∀・) Grandpa, who do people always talk like idiots to a baby? Sure the baby can't understand anyway, but is it really necessary to speak like you have some sort of brain damage?
( ´ω`) How people talk to babies and pets shows how they would talk to anyone if that didn't mean getting punched in the face a lot.
( ´ω`) And besides, if you talk like an idiot to a baby, they'll turn out like idiots too. I read law books to you when you were little and I didn't stop no matter how much you cried.
( ´ω`) Now look how you turned out! Aren't you glad I did that?
(・∀・)I need a fiddy for crack, pops.
( ´ω`) I might have to send you somewhere, to where your aunt and uncle reside.
(・∀・)What type of porn should I watch, grandpa?
( ´ω`) Whatever's legal in your part of the world, sonny.
(・∀・) Does that include hot 8 on 8 on 8 action?
( ´ω`) ...I probably star in it, junior.
(,゚Д゚) WHAAAAH??????
( ´ω`) although my memory is foggy on who made up the third set of eight.
(・∀・) According to "Bob", you should remove the prairie squid's beak first.
(。・ ・) ...
(。・ ・) ...
(。・ ・) Will anyone pay attention to me?
( ´ω`) Sorry girlfriend, but you've just become, so, so...
(・∀・)...flat and 2-dimentional, like some sort of copy-paste of yourself a dozen times with no redeeming or interesting qualities?
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) Yeah, that sounds about right.
(。`・ ・) ...Why, theres a contradiction in your statement! Objection!
( ´ω`) Objection overruled!
(。`・ ・) Shut up! You're all just copy-paste!
(・∀・)!! ( ´ω`) !!
(;∀;)You just had to go ahead and say it! You're mean! WaAAHHH!!!
( ´ω`) Now look what you did! I'm going to have to beat him down until he stops crying.
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YOU WERE STARRING IN IT, GRANDPA!
Oh..The horror..
(´ω`) *blush I was quite the stud.
(suddenly..)
(。・ ・) S-O-N-I-C, GO!
S-O-N-I-C, GO!
GO, GO, GO, LET'S GO!
(´ω`) Hello kids!
(´ω`) ...wait a minute.
(・∀・) I hate the Sonic games.