[Part 4] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 01:54

( ´ω`) hello again, kids!

801 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 04:19

( ´ω`) Wait, what was all this about sheep squeezins?

802 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 04:26

(・∀・)

803 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 05:05

( ´ω`) ... where's my oatmeal, boy?

804 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 05:19

( =0=) IT'S RIGHT HERE ... IN MY PANTS.

805 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 08:30

    ∧__∧  ∩ < I said Oatmeal, boy! Not HOT GRITS!!
     (,,´ω`)彡☆
      ⊂彡☆))∀・) <ow sorry ow sorry ow sorry ow sorry
       ☆

806 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 13:12

( ´ω`) And no more Slashdot.

( ´ω`) For either of us.

( ´ω`) It rots the brain.

807 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 14:26

(・∀・) Here, drink this. It'll help settle your stomach.

808 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 14:26

( ´ω`) Thanks Junior. That did the job nicely.

809 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 14:27

(・∀・) Like it? I squeezed it from my own sheep!

810 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 14:28

( ´ω`) ...

      ∧__∧  ∩
     (,,´ω`)彡☆
      ⊂彡☆))∀・) <ow sorry ow sorry ow sorry ow sorry
       ☆

811 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 16:09

( ´ω`) Heh heh... I never get tired of that smackin' around AA.

812 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 16:17

(・∀・)Grandpa, how do you feel about Kago Ai being caught smoking by the tabloids and that her career may be over because of it?

813 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 16:25

( ´ω`) There's always porn as a fallback career.

814 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 18:32

( ´ω`) ...and there's always Saitama as fallback residence.

815 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 18:51

(・∀・)Saitama? Saitama!
(゚∀゚)SAITAMAA!!

816 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 18:58

( ´ω`) Get ahold of yourself, child!

817 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 19:10

(・∀・)...
(・∀・)I have NO IDEA what just came over me.

818 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 19:12

    -= ∧∧
  -=≡ ( ゚∀゚) SAITAMAA!!
    -=( つ┯つ
   -=≡/  / //
  -=≡(__)/ )
   -= (◎) ̄))

819 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 19:25

                \ │ /                 / ̄\   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄               ─( ゚ ∀ ゚ )< さいたまさいたま!                 \_/   \_________                / │ \                    ∩ ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\∩ ∧ ∧ \( ゚∀゚)< さいたまさいたまさいたま!さいたま〜〜〜!   >( ゚∀゚ )/ |    / \__________________/ |    〈 |   |              / /\_」 / /\」               ̄     / /

820 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 19:25

(・∀・)...

821 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 19:46

( ゚ ヮ゚) I like kittens and bacon cheeseburgers and SAITAMA!

822 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 20:07

( ´ω`) I was dozing the other day, and I dreamed about the CLOCKWORK ORANGE.
( ´ω`) It's been a long, long time, but they're still at it, aren't they?

823 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 20:58

(・∀・) sooner or later they're bound to get 'er done!

824 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 22:00

( ´ω`) Get 'er.... Oh, Junior, what are we to do with you?

825 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 00:07

(・∀・) Would it help if you smacked me around some more?

( ´ω`) Worth a try.

      ∧__∧  ∩
     (,,´ω`)彡☆
      ⊂彡☆))∀・) <More! HARDER!! YES!!!
       ☆

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) You're not Junior!

826 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 00:10

(・∀・) So you've found me out...

(・∀・) Maybe you should smack me as punishment for not being Junior.

827 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 00:38

( ´ω`) I have no idea who you are, and smacking aruond is too intimate of an act to perform on strangers.

828 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 12:53

(・∀・) You may have found me out, but you're still wrong, old fool!
(・∀・) This really IS Junior's body. I'm posessing him!
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) You should try harder to drive me out of his body.

829 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 14:20

( ´ω`) I'll go put on my Enya CDs.

830 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 14:22

(・∀・) Curse you old man!

831 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 14:25

( ´ω`) On second though, forget the Enya CD's! I'm going into...

              / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
    |~ ̄ ̄|     <  GRANDPA: EXORCISM MODE!
    |____†__| .♀    \_______________
    (  ´ω`).‖    
    / ~〉†〈/つ      
   ノ  ノ|  |...‖    
  ´〜(__),__)‖ゝ  

832 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 14:26

              イラネ( 'A)ノ Amharc, mná ag obair lá 's mall san oích',
                (  ) Ceolann siad ar laetha geal, a bhí,
                ) ) Bealach fada anonn 's anall a chóich'.   
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833 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 14:27

(・∀・) ...

834 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 15:24

(・∀・) My name is Stan!

835 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 15:33

>>834
<( ? )> Stan?! ...Does that mean Xev is nearby?! Mmm, hot half-clusterlizard chicks. And that crazy, posessive robot-head is too busy romancing Kai, right? I'm so gonna put my moves on Xev :3

836 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 16:12

<( ?)> You're crazy, anon no.835. Clearly it's Stan, the pathetical nemesis of Seajus and Cod Al Mighty, possessing yet another poor sole.

<( ?)> May he rest in pieces. PREPARE THE 1000 TON WEIGHT WE BORROWED FROM THAT CRAZY GREY CARTOON BUNNY! Ready! Steady! Go!

837 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 20:55

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you noticed is that when our thread get to a certain position that the title gets reversed? S'weird.

838 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 23:03

( ´ω`) The Elitist Superstructure set up an unnamed thread that reverses the titles of all threads after it. I suggest not speaking of it again, unless you want to be their next target. You saw what happened to that emo kid...

( ´ω`) Anyway. Let's focus on getting rid of this Stan fellow and his nutjob friends, for now.

839 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 00:24

BRING SNACKS er I MEAN MODD BACK

840 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 02:56

  ∧_∧   \ | / /    HAA!!!
 (,_・∀)  ゞ ⌒ヾ∠_    Dodge this, "Grandpa"!!
 ( _ ̄つ⊃(     =- 三ニ=−
 / /,>" 〉  //_  く ̄
(_ノ (__),/ / ∨.N \

841 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 03:02

              / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
plink |~ ̄ ̄|     <  Ouch.
  '・  |____†__| .♀    \____
   ゞ(  ´ω`).‖    
    / ~〉†〈/つ      
   ノ  ノ|  |...‖    
  ´〜(__),__)‖ゝ  

842 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 21:30

(・∀・) Grandpa, Aimed Shot or Arcane Shot?

843 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 01:12

( ´ω`) I'm tired of this bit. Let's move on.

( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

844 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 01:25

(・∀・) But Grandpa... that Stan guy is getting awful friendly with fiance..

845 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 03:32

( ´ω`) In July, perhaps.

846 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 04:23

(・∀・)So... 10 months?

847 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 05:54

( ´ω`) September...it just never ends.

848 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 15:38

(・∀・) You look really pissed off when your thread title is reversed, Grandpa.

849 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 16:11

taht ekil kool syawla I )`ω´ (

850 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 16:13

( ´ω`) When you grow older, junior, the necessity to propagate lies diminishes. Take that as you will. I always thought you were a little cunt anyway.

851 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 17:00

(・∀・)Soylent green is people

852 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 17:02

(・∀・) Who is that guy with a 4 in his face and why is he stealing DQN-kun's job?

853 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 17:05

(,゚Д゚) OH GOD, WHERE AM I?

854 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 18:47

( ´ω`) My thread, now get out.

855 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 18:49

(・∀・) Grandpa, I've been meaning to talk with you about your parents. You've never really talked about them before, and so.. I'm pretty curious.
(・∀・) What was Great-Grandpa like?

856 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 19:08

( ´ω`) My thread, no feminatzi psychoanalytical drivel is permitted. Now get out.

857 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 22:14

(・∀・)Why do you hate us, Grandpapa? Must we resort to calling you Grumpy Gramps?

858 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 23:39

( ´ω`) You followed me into the bathroom, kid. Now get out!

859 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:13

(・∀・) Grandpa, barbeque-flavored chips area are about the best in the world. I'm not even asking a question because this is a FACT!

860 Name: ⊂二二二 [valium] 二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:16

(valium) Greetings! Nice website you're having here!

861 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:35

( ´ω`) Kids and their flavor dust. I'll go for a nice golden russet with salt and pepper, thanks.

862 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 06:28

(・∀・)Grandpa, I challenge you to a duel!

863 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 09:09

( ´ω`) You'll never win. Never.

864 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 16:25

(・∀・) You're saying that your Mudkip can beat my Mewtwo? Ridiculous!

865 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 19:07

( ´ω`) I don't know what in the world you are talking about boy, but I know that you still didn't bring me my tang.

866 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 19:14

(・∀・)You can't order me around, Elitist Supersturucture or not

867 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 19:31

(´^ิω^ิ) TAAAAAANNGGGG

868 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4674 19:37

>>867 BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

869 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 21:37

>>868
(´^ิω^ิ) S-shut up, yyyy-you mean p-person.

870 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 00:39

( ´ω`) Either that, or you can bring me the T'ang. I hear if I eat a small piece of him, I'll achieve immortality.

871 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 02:56

(´^ิω^ิ) lol wut

872 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 03:00

( ´ω`) I'm tired of these gimmicks. I should go back to the Sanepa thread.

873 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 03:05

(・∀・)BUT I LIKE GIMMICKS

874 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 05:43

(´^ิω^ิ)

875 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 13:07

( ´ω`) I'm now 7/8ths of the way through yet another legendary thread.

( ´ω`) I used to want to die. Now, I want to survive just to make the lives of my friends and relations miserable.

( ´ω`) Heeheehee.

876 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 16:07

( ゚ -゚) How very mean of you.

877 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 19:15

( ゚ -゚) Hidoi desu.

878 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 19:30

( ゚ -゚) desu... desu... desu... desu ne...

( ゚ ヮ゚) kawaii desu ne!!!

879 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 20:23

( ´ω`) お前われの事知らんだ。さー、うるせっ!

( ´ω`) Anyway, where is my tang.

880 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 23:07

(。・ ・) ...

881 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 02:00

(・∀・) Grandpa, who do people always talk like idiots to a baby? Sure the baby can't understand anyway, but is it really necessary to speak like you have some sort of brain damage?

882 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 05:10

( ´ω`) How people talk to babies and pets shows how they would talk to anyone if that didn't mean getting punched in the face a lot.

883 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 07:47

( ´ω`) And besides, if you talk like an idiot to a baby, they'll turn out like idiots too. I read law books to you when you were little and I didn't stop no matter how much you cried.

( ´ω`) Now look how you turned out! Aren't you glad I did that?

884 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 09:24

(・∀・)I need a fiddy for crack, pops.

885 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 09:41

( ´ω`) I might have to send you somewhere, to where your aunt and uncle reside.

886 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 12:10

(・∀・)What type of porn should I watch, grandpa?

887 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 12:15

( ´ω`) Whatever's legal in your part of the world, sonny.

888 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 12:16

(・∀・) Does that include hot 8 on 8 on 8 action?

889 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 15:32

( ´ω`) ...I probably star in it, junior.

890 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 16:37

(,゚Д゚) WHAAAAH??????

891 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 16:40

( ´ω`) although my memory is foggy on who made up the third set of eight.

892 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 16:42

(・∀・) According to "Bob", you should remove the prairie squid's beak first.

893 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 22:11

(。・ ・) ...
(。・ ・) ...
(。・ ・) Will anyone pay attention to me?

894 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 22:31

( ´ω`) Sorry girlfriend, but you've just become, so, so...

(・∀・)...flat and 2-dimentional, like some sort of copy-paste of yourself a dozen times with no redeeming or interesting qualities?

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) Yeah, that sounds about right.

895 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 22:53

(。`・ ・) ...Why, theres a contradiction in your statement! Objection!

( ´ω`) Objection overruled!

(。`・ ・) Shut up! You're all just copy-paste!

(・∀・)!! ( ´ω`) !!

(;∀;)You just had to go ahead and say it! You're mean! WaAAHHH!!!

( ´ω`) Now look what you did! I'm going to have to beat him down until he stops crying.

896 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 10:53

(,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) (,゚Д゚) 

YOU WERE STARRING IN IT, GRANDPA!

Oh..The horror..

897 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 18:03

(´ω`) *blush I was quite the stud.

898 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 18:14

(suddenly..)

(。・ ・) S-O-N-I-C, GO!
S-O-N-I-C, GO!
GO, GO, GO, LET'S GO!

899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 18:38

(´ω`) Hello kids!
(´ω`) ...wait a minute.

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 19:02

(・∀・) I hate the Sonic games.

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