( ´ω`) hello again, kids!
( ´ω`) When you grow older, junior, the necessity to propagate lies diminishes. Take that as you will. I always thought you were a little cunt anyway.
(・∀・)Soylent green is people
(・∀・) Who is that guy with a 4 in his face and why is he stealing DQN-kun's job?
(,゚Д゚) OH GOD, WHERE AM I?
( ´ω`) My thread, now get out.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I've been meaning to talk with you about your parents. You've never really talked about them before, and so.. I'm pretty curious.
(・∀・) What was Great-Grandpa like?
( ´ω`) My thread, no feminatzi psychoanalytical drivel is permitted. Now get out.
(・∀・)Why do you hate us, Grandpapa? Must we resort to calling you Grumpy Gramps?
( ´ω`) You followed me into the bathroom, kid. Now get out!
(・∀・) Grandpa, barbeque-flavored chips area are about the best in the world. I'm not even asking a question because this is a FACT!
(valium) Greetings! Nice website you're having here!
( ´ω`) Kids and their flavor dust. I'll go for a nice golden russet with salt and pepper, thanks.
(・∀・)Grandpa, I challenge you to a duel!
( ´ω`) You'll never win. Never.
(・∀・) You're saying that your Mudkip can beat my Mewtwo? Ridiculous!
( ´ω`) I don't know what in the world you are talking about boy, but I know that you still didn't bring me my tang.
(・∀・)You can't order me around, Elitist Supersturucture or not
(´^ิω^ิ) TAAAAAANNGGGG
>>867 BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
( ´ω`) Either that, or you can bring me the T'ang. I hear if I eat a small piece of him, I'll achieve immortality.
(´^ิω^ิ) lol wut
( ´ω`) I'm tired of these gimmicks. I should go back to the Sanepa thread.
(・∀・)BUT I LIKE GIMMICKS
(´^ิω^ิ)
( ´ω`) I'm now 7/8ths of the way through yet another legendary thread.
( ´ω`) I used to want to die. Now, I want to survive just to make the lives of my friends and relations miserable.
( ´ω`) Heeheehee.
( ゚ -゚) How very mean of you.
( ゚ -゚) Hidoi desu.
( ゚ -゚) desu... desu... desu... desu ne...
( ゚ ヮ゚) kawaii desu ne!!!
( ´ω`) お前われの事知らんだ。さー、うるせっ!
( ´ω`) Anyway, where is my tang.
(。・ ・) ...
(・∀・) Grandpa, who do people always talk like idiots to a baby? Sure the baby can't understand anyway, but is it really necessary to speak like you have some sort of brain damage?
( ´ω`) How people talk to babies and pets shows how they would talk to anyone if that didn't mean getting punched in the face a lot.
( ´ω`) And besides, if you talk like an idiot to a baby, they'll turn out like idiots too. I read law books to you when you were little and I didn't stop no matter how much you cried.
( ´ω`) Now look how you turned out! Aren't you glad I did that?
(・∀・)I need a fiddy for crack, pops.
( ´ω`) I might have to send you somewhere, to where your aunt and uncle reside.
(・∀・)What type of porn should I watch, grandpa?
( ´ω`) Whatever's legal in your part of the world, sonny.
(・∀・) Does that include hot 8 on 8 on 8 action?
( ´ω`) ...I probably star in it, junior.
(,゚Д゚) WHAAAAH??????
( ´ω`) although my memory is foggy on who made up the third set of eight.
(・∀・) According to "Bob", you should remove the prairie squid's beak first.
(。・ ・) ...
(。・ ・) ...
(。・ ・) Will anyone pay attention to me?
( ´ω`) Sorry girlfriend, but you've just become, so, so...
(・∀・)...flat and 2-dimentional, like some sort of copy-paste of yourself a dozen times with no redeeming or interesting qualities?
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) Yeah, that sounds about right.
(。`・ ・) ...Why, theres a contradiction in your statement! Objection!
( ´ω`) Objection overruled!
(。`・ ・) Shut up! You're all just copy-paste!
(・∀・)!! ( ´ω`) !!
(;∀;)You just had to go ahead and say it! You're mean! WaAAHHH!!!
( ´ω`) Now look what you did! I'm going to have to beat him down until he stops crying.
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YOU WERE STARRING IN IT, GRANDPA!
Oh..The horror..
(´ω`) *blush I was quite the stud.
(suddenly..)
(。・ ・) S-O-N-I-C, GO!
S-O-N-I-C, GO!
GO, GO, GO, LET'S GO!
(´ω`) Hello kids!
(´ω`) ...wait a minute.
(・∀・) I hate the Sonic games.
(・∀・) But I loved Shadow the Hedgehog.
( ´ω`) I'm sure SEGA appreciates the support of your parents' money and the time you've wasted at the cost of your grades.
(・∀・)Can I make a difference, Grandpa? Can I, can I?
>>900
( ´ω`) Grandson, that was a terrible get.
( ´ω`) Oh, and yes. By falling in love with (。・ ・).
(・∀・)Not really grandpa, look at the numbers:
I mean, the numbers are so off, they are not even in the same universe.
( ´ω`) How dare you sage a legendary!
_ ∩
( ´ω`) 彡
⊂彡
ughh...
(・∀・) Anyway, I'm working on a new song. I'm gonna call it ( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
( ´ω`) Who do you think you are, John Lennon? Shut up and go chop some firewood.
( ´ω`) Go ahead.
( ´ω`) But will people mind...
( ´ω`) ..that it has a legendary's name on it?
(・∀・)OH MY GOD THERE'S 2 GRANDPAS?!?
( `ω´)And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!
( ・ω・) What about me?
(・∀・)you are god's shame
>>914
( ´ω`) Ah, ah ah, you forgot capitals and punctuation.
(・∀・)one need not concern themself with th∴t
( ´ω`) zzzz....
(・∀・)I will do the German dance, it's fun and gay and tra-la-la!
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) Bacon isn't the only thing cured by hanging from trees.
(・∀・)You don't like Germans, Papi?
(´ω`) ...
(´ω`) Not like I care..
(・∀・) Anyway, I'm working on a new song. I'm gonna call it ( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)
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MAGIC!!!!!!!!
(・∀・) Grandpa? Grandpa????
(・∀・) GRANDPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(,゚Д゚) GRAAAAAAAANDDDDDPAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(´ω`) WHAT ALREADY????
(・∀・)Phew! I thought you'd died. I love you Grandpa!
(´ω`) Grandpas never die. We just post a new thread and regroup in DQN.
(・∀・)Hey, Grandpa, how do I get laid?
(^ิ౪^ิ) DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(´ω`) Durrrr is overdone. The new stupid noise is "Hnnnnnnggggggggg"
((●)トェェェイ(●)) Hnnnnnnggggggggg
(゚Д゚) SWEET JESUS!
(゚Д゚) IT'S DQN-KUN!
( ´ω`) Get in the car!
( ´ω`) Wait, I forgot where my keys were. Ah well. ZZZZzzZzzzz....
(´ω`) tell you the truth, I am over 300 Years old now and sometimes I dream of mitten...
((●)トェェェイ(●)) Grandpa, your answers have become increasingly random and nonsensical. Your time draws nigh for you have angered the Spirit of DQN. What have you to say for yourself?
( ´ω`) ZZZZzzZzzzz
(`(●)トェェェイ(●)´) Now I'm really mad. You shall feel the wrath of DQN!
ZzzzZ.. ∧∧ /⌒ヽ≡
∴°(´ω`(⊂二(ェェェイ(●))≡DQN PUNCHHHHHnnnnggg
\つ つ \⊂ )≡
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( ´ω`) Ouch.
(゚Д゚)...Are you ok, Gramps?
( ´ω`) ...I think my hip is broken.
(・∀・)I will pay for a new one.
( ´ω`) I think I broke my television too.
(・∀・)As long as we're being honest, while DQN-kun was beating you up, I think I broke your toilet, oven, bed and rocking chair. Also, as we speak, your boiler is filling the house with carbon mono--
( ´ω`) monofilaments?
(・∀・)Grandpa, why is part 3 above part 4?
( ´ω`) The sane thread is a spinoff of Part 3 of my legendary thread
(´ω∀・)