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( LΦ`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.
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( ά-ά) Grandpa, what was life like before books?
(EΝE) Grandpa, remember life before ( ά-ά) ?
( LΦ`) I'm boycotting this thread. I'm too old and tired to do it anymore.
( LΦ`) Wake me up after the next one get started.
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(EΝE) Grandpa what was life like before the Day of Lavos?
( LΦ`) It was all high-tech and happy and stuff.
( LΦ`) Did you know that there's a .zst save for ZSnes that lets you walk around on the 1999 map? Kinda neat, but also pointless.
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(EΝE) Grandpa what was life like before Grandpa?
(EΝE) Grandpa, you are a robot.
( LΦ`) Am not
(EΝE) Artoo!
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Whoo! A new thread with a fresh batch of nachos!
( ά-ά) That pun was terrible, Junior.
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(EΝE) Hey Grandpa, what're your favorite threads on DQN?
(EΝE) I like the "May I take your order please?" thread, it's refreshingly funny!
( LΦ`) I allowed you to get the better of me that time, old friend, since you've been infected by the the dreaded Text Art Formatting virus and have only a few days left to live.
( ά-ά) Grandpa, what is love?
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(EΝE) Part 8 being up just makes it more obvious that this isn't working anymore, Grandpa.
( LΦ`) Kid, the jokes are only as good as the setup lines, and that's your department.
(EΝE) Anyway, I was walking to the b-ball court today, and someone offered me drugs! What should I do?!
( LΦ`) You're goin' to live with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.
(EΝE) I whistled for a cab, the licensplate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
(EΝE) ...I'm not riding in this piece of shit.
(EΝE) So, using Grandpa's credit card, I rented a limo and some beautiful "escorts"...
( LΦ`) Just as well, I borrowed that card from your dad.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) You basta-
( LΦ`) Not you, the worthless one.
( E[E) Hey!
(EΝE) How many dad's do I have again?
( ά-ά) Enough to concern Social services.
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(xΝxjWow, Grandpa, I didn't think you were trendy enough to ride a Segway!
(xΝxjDo you also own a vacuum-cleaner robot?
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( ά-ά) Is it just me or do I hear the fabric of time and space unravelling?
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( ά-ά) Hello, Bu-n. What brings you here?
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(EΝE) Grandpa do you bring CHAOS?
i@OΦOjI used to, but a KNIGHT of justice really CHILLED me out
(EΝE) I said "Grandpa," not "Bu-n."
( LΦ`) Sorry, I forgot to take my medicine earlier...
( LΦ`) Wait, did I see a tiger a while ago, or was that the pills again?