[Part 7] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 18:22

( ???) 1000GET!

( LƒΦ`) ...
( LƒΦ`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.

(??? ) Oh, sorry...

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 18:25

( ά-ά) Grandpa, what was life like before books?

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 18:31

(EΝE) Grandpa, remember life before ( ά-ά) ?

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 18:32

( LƒΦ`) I'm boycotting this thread. I'm too old and tired to do it anymore.
( LƒΦ`) Wake me up after the next one get started.
( LƒΦ`) ...
( LƒΦ`) zzzzzzzzz

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 18:39

(EΝE) Grandpa what was life like before the Day of Lavos?

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 19:18

( LƒΦ`) It was all high-tech and happy and stuff.

( LƒΦ`) Did you know that there's a .zst save for ZSnes that lets you walk around on the 1999 map? Kinda neat, but also pointless.

( LƒΦ`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 19:23

(EΝE) Grandpa what was life like before Grandpa?

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 19:28

(EΝE) Grandpa, you are a robot.

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 19:43

( LƒΦ`) Am not

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 21:21

(EΝE) Artoo!

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 21:24

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Whoo! A new thread with a fresh batch of nachos!

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 21:59

( ά-ά) That pun was terrible, Junior.

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 22:01

>>4
(EΝE) Wake up! The next one's here!

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 23:12

>>12
( LƒΦ`) Not as terrible as you being here. GTFO

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 23:55

@@@Θ́ΘΝ
@@@(Ζƒj@Ζ!@Hey grandpa...
@@@iЁEΝEj@ BELIEVE IT!
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16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 02:21

(EΝE) Hey Grandpa, what're your favorite threads on DQN?

(EΝE) I like the "May I take your order please?" thread, it's refreshingly funny!

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 04:41

i@MƒnLj! The old fool is off guard!
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@@@ _@@@ @ΘQΘ@@@
@@ _@@@ όi@MƒnLjό ƒ Darkpa kick!!
@@@@@_@ _@@@ ^@@
@@@@@@@@ q@q _@_
@@@@@@@@@ _Qj _Qj
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@( LƒΦ`) Yow.
i@MƒnLj Ah, the first attack of the new thread; what a glorious feeling.

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 06:39

( LƒΦ`) I allowed you to get the better of me that time, old friend, since you've been infected by the the dreaded Text Art Formatting virus and have only a few days left to live.

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 10:18

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|L₯ƒΦ₯) I'm afraid I have bad news grandpa, you have terminal linguitis
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20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 10:22

( ά-ά) Grandpa, what is love?

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 10:28

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 16:41

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23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 16:42

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24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 17:25

( LƒΦ`) zzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 20:25

( LƒΦ`) zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 20:37

(EΝE) Part 8 being up just makes it more obvious that this isn't working anymore, Grandpa.

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 02:22

( LƒΦ`) Kid, the jokes are only as good as the setup lines, and that's your department.

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 04:17

(EΝE) Anyway, I was walking to the b-ball court today, and someone offered me drugs! What should I do?!

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 04:40

( LƒΦ`) You're goin' to live with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 06:35

(EΝE) I whistled for a cab, the licensplate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.

(EΝE) ...I'm not riding in this piece of shit.

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 07:44

(EΝE) So, using Grandpa's credit card, I rented a limo and some beautiful "escorts"...

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 07:51

( LƒΦ`) Just as well, I borrowed that card from your dad.

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) You basta-

( LƒΦ`) Not you, the worthless one.

( E[E) Hey!

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 12:02

(EΝE) How many dad's do I have again?

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 12:39

( ά-ά) Enough to concern Social services.

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 13:15

@@@@-@ΘQΘ @Comin' through!
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@@@@-i@‚Β„Ά‚ΒΘ Θ
@@ -ί/@ / //™(xΝxj@ow!
@ -ίi_Qj/ j˜¦‚Βƒm‚Β
@@ - ()Pjj‚΅@‚Β

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 17:04

(xΝxjWow, Grandpa, I didn't think you were trendy enough to ride a Segway!
(xΝxjDo you also own a vacuum-cleaner robot?

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 17:16

@@ΘQΘ
@ i LƒΦ` j I am a vacuum-cleaner robot, son.
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38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 17:35

(xΝxjWow, Grandpa, I didn't think you were trendy enough to ride a Segway!
(xΝxjDo you also own a vacuum-cleaner robot?

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 17:39

(@OƒΦO) NO WAI

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 18:22

( ά-ά) Is it just me or do I hear the fabric of time and space unravelling?

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 18:27

| Θ
|L₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Junior, I have some bad news. You have terminal copypastaitis.
|.@V@Κ
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42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 19:04

Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi@OƒΦOj“ρ½ HAY GUYS!

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 19:16

( ά-ά) Hello, Bu-n. What brings you here?

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 21:25

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@@@Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi@OƒΦOj“ρ½
@@@@@@@@|@@@ / @@@@@@I am here for the child! BU-N
@@@@ @@@ i@Rƒm
@@@@@@@@ ƒm>ƒm@
@@@@ ŽO@@ƒŒƒŒ

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4807 02:32

(EΝE) Grandpa do you bring CHAOS?

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4807 02:42

i@OƒΦOjI used to, but a KNIGHT of justice really CHILLED me out

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4807 02:55

(EΝE) I said "Grandpa," not "Bu-n."

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4807 03:08

( LƒΦ`) Sorry, I forgot to take my medicine earlier...

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4807 14:26

( LƒΦ`) Wait, did I see a tiger a while ago, or was that the pills again?

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