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( LΦ`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.
(??? ) Oh, sorry...
( ά-ά) Maybe if you deny his existance, he'll come back.
( LΦ`) I distinctly remember asking you to leave, fathead.
( ά-ά) Aw, c'mon, grandpa. Leave it on the last thread. Let's be friends.
i@OΦOj Fine! If you guys are gonna ignore me, I'll be with my starving wife and children, telling them about Junior being edible!
i@OΦOj Oh, and can I have some shoes?
(EΝE) Shoes? You don't need shoes while flying, do you?
( LΦ`) Go barefoot. Back in my days, being barefoot was commonplace...
(EΝE) How old ARE you, grandpa?
( LΦ`) I've been in love ten thousand times
( LΦ`) All I gotta do
( LΦ`) Is remember my lines.
(EΝE) old enough to still be into ZZTop, I guess.
((/f[g) Woo! I may have found love!
((/f[g) But she demanded I get a different haircut. Now I'm not so sure any more.. Grandpa, do you think I look good in this?
( LΦ`) You never looked good in anything.
( LΦ`) Ever.
( LΦ`) I, on the other hand, look good in anything.
((/fog) Woe is me! I have miserably failed cutcut I can't even look good in the latest and trendiest haircut on MySpace. Maybe I should end it all now...
((/f[g) But.. Maybe there is hope.. Grandpa, how do you do it? What do you do to look so dashing and suave without the slightest bit of eyeliner? A feat which I used to think was impossible, but now obviously is not. Teach me, oh Sensei!
(EΝE) ...
(EΝE)½/ You want this large needle, trust me. Jab it into your eye.
( ???) Woohoo! Emobashing! BEWARE FURFAGS, YOU'RE NEXT!
(EΝE)½| ...
( EΝE)½-->( ½???)½ OW!
( EΝE)½/ Go away, you.
( ά-ά) So, grandpa, how do you do it? I want to look good in anything too!
( LΦ`) I only pass my styling techniques on to the newer generation. Junior will learn all about it; the rest of you can head over to /love & romance/.
( άΦά) Will do!
(EΝE) Grandpa, where exactly did the word "shampoo" come from? "Sham" means something that's false or a rip-off while "poo," well, we both know what "poo" means. So I'm putting fake poo in my hair? If so, why is it blue?
( LΦ`) Funny. My shampoo has a poo color.
( ά-ά) It comes from Hindi "champo", to squeek.
( ά-ά) By the way, did you notice my etymological superiority just now? Boy, I sure am awesome in so many ways...
( LΦ`) Well la dee dah. Start your own thread, fathead.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what kind of shoes do you wear?
( LΦ`) Keds. No substitute for perfection, kiddo.
(EΝE) Grandpa, how young are you?
( LΦ`) Considerably younger than eternity, my boy.
(EΝE) Wow... that blew my mind.
(EΝE) Grandpa, did you get K-Fed's album?
( LΦ`) K-Fed doesn't have the statistical density to keep me interested, so no.
(EΝE) Grandpa, who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
( LΦ`) K-Fed.
(EΝE) Grandpa, why do you evade questions about evil?
( LΦ`) Oh, my. Look at the time.
(LΦ` ) I'm going to the bar. Leave the light on when you go to bed, Junior.
(EΝE) Whatever, you old fuck.
( `ΦL) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
(EΝE) Um, I said, "What? Ham over some duck?" Because, you know, I've been hungering for some duck lately... ham covered duck.
(LΦ` ) Duck cordon bleu, eh? I remember having that once when I was serving overseas in Paris... There was this little outdoor cafe that we would....
(LΦ` ) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(EΝE) Grandpa i just got arrested in this game for pulling up floor tiles with a crowbar so that it formed a swastika
( LΦ`) If you get arrested in the game, you get arrested for real
(EΝE) Grandpa, the new volume of Cromartie High School came out today. Sigh, I wish I was bad ass deliquent and be all cool and tough.
( LΦ`) You know, I was kind of hoping that you would just stop posting, Junior. It's always 100GET that compels me to see these threads through to the end.
(EΝE) Grandpa, It was me who did the buun video.
Όρρρ( LΦ`)ρρρ½ And I masturbated to it, Junior! BU----N
(EΝE) Grandpa, any weight lost tips you could share? I've been eating a lot of Cape Cod potato chips from the local convience store lately. I'm getting a little doughy.
( LΦ`) You masturbate to get the fart out.
( LΦ`) ...I meant to say fat.
(EΝE) ( LΦ` ) Happy new year! Arigatou gozaimashita!
°>(@ίnί) ... don't mind me ...
( LΦ`) Junior, dive in thar an' GIT DAT CATFISH!
(EΝE) Right away Paw!!
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( LΦ`) Juniors, quit messing around and go to your rooms!
( LΦ`) and Clonepa.
( ₯Φ₯) Hello, Grandpa, Juniors.
(EΝE) Grandpa, Clonepa, you may call me Legion, for we are many!
( ₯Φ₯) But your name is Junior.
( LΦ`) Once my pills kick in, there'll only be one of you again, and you'd better be in your room, boy!
(EΝE)ΒΖ You mean THIS pill? The one you took are laxatives, grandpa.
(EΝE) Enjoy your crap.
( LΦ`) I don't have an ass, Junior.
( ₯Φ₯) Yes you do! I AM YOUR ASS, GRANDPA, YOUR CRAP ASS!
( `)(L) Find your own damn gimmick.
( ₯Φ₯) aw, hamburgers.
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(₯Ν₯) Youth? So you always looked like that since you were young?
( LΦ`) My name isn't "Grandpa" for nothing, you know.
( LΦ`) Who the hell are you talking to? Did you drink the rotten milk again?
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(₯Ν₯) Grandpa, are you a virgin?
( LΦ`) No. Are you?
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)Α )) ♥ No, you're horrible. I don't feel a thing.
(₯Ν₯) Not all of us use windows and we require Monafont to get good looking text art. To see the art in monafont, we are must set the text art formatting.
( EΦE)Β♥ No, they really are flying around. Anybody got a flyswatter?
( LΦ`) Funny, Junior, I use Safari and things look just dandy.
(=o=) This is what text art looks like with and without the correct formatting
no formatting http://img96.imageshack.us/my.php?image=noaa1sh3.jpg
with formatting http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4303/kimjongiiri4.jpg
(=o=) So remember kids, format your art if it's going to be larger than 3 lines long