( ???) 1000GET!

( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.

(??? ) Oh, sorry...

(･∀･) Drunkpa, what do you think of my site? I call it http://4-ch.org/

( ´ω`) I find it interesting and boring at the same time.

(･∀･) Grandpa, what carries out and is w?

>>452
( ・ω・) we all do sometimes Junior. You'll understand by the time you grow up into a respectable adult.

( ´ω`) Go back to your own thread, crapass.

(･∀･) Grandpa, you would think after 30 years of making video games the companies would get it right, but there still plenty of crap ass video games being released. Why is that?

( ´ω`) Because there are crap ass kids who buy them.

(・ω・) What are you talking about? I don't even have kids.

(･∀･)... Well that's a choice well done for once.

(・ω・) you should practise on the computer and one day you might be able to make your own game-code! Junior.

（☢ω☢） Hello, I am DAMAGECONTROLpa. I came from the DAMAGE CONTROL TRUCK to bring you an important message from THE 4-ch EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM.

( ´ω`) Junior, you would think after 7 threads of making Grandpa posts the DQNs would get it right, but there still plenty of crap ass posts being made. Why is that?

(･∀･) There's a fresh influx of idiots every semester, I'd reckon.

(☢ω☢)⊃☣ Wear this, for your own safety.

( ´ω`) How can there be any kind of influx if only 6 people post here?

(･∀･) All it takes is one, Grandpa. All it takes is one.

( ´ω`) Well, that guy from the "We are fat" thread is one person, even if he eats and smells like 1000.

How many people DO post on 4-ch, Grandpa?

( `ω´) ... wha?
( ´ω`) Junior, I'm hearing voices in my head again. Get my pills.

(･∀･) I forgot to make myself exist again. Silly me.

( `ω´) Why you little..!

(　･ิω･ิ) Heh. Back when I was but a wee lad, I was always forgetting to make myself exist.

(･∀･) those new eyebrows look rather dapper, Grandpa.

( ´ω`) That's not me, that's your worthless "ooo I'm A Doctor Got Any Nachos" dad.

(　･ิω･ิ)つΔ Speaking of...

( ´ω`) Those aren't nachos, you know...

(　･ิω･ิ)

(　･ิω･ิ)It's not lupus...

(･∀･) Dad, why are women quick to change their minds?

( ´ω`) Because a woman's a two-face terrible thing that'll leave you to sing the blues in the night.

(　･ิω･ิ)つ* Alright, whoever takes my nachos away gets a ninja star to the eye, capiche?

(･∀･)つΔ Oh fuck, grandpa, don't kill me, I'll give it back, I swear TO FUCKING GOD!!!

(　･ิω･ิ)つ* ....
　
　 　　　　 　　　　　　　 bonk
(　･ิω･ิ)つ -------- *#∀･) GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Do you that manner of speaking to your father appropriate, Junior?

(*#∀･) i may be a wayward child but at least my sentences make sense, grandpa

(　･ิω･ิ) First, I'm not your grandpa.

(　･ิω･ิ) I'm the one who actually fucked your mom, kid.

(*#∀･) Grandpa told me he did that too.

(　･ิω･ิ) ...

(　･ิω･ิ) So where are the pics? Pics or it didn't happen.

(　･ิω･ิ) And get me some nachos and a beer.

(*#∀･) Those aren't nachos, you imbecile.

( ´ω`) Id also like to see some pics.

( ´ω`) I am the President of the United States.

( ´ω`) I am not a crook.

( ･∀･) Liar!

(◕ฺ∀◕ฺ) liar.

( ⌒-⌒) He's the kinda guy I'd vote for.

( ´ω`) Who the hell let you back in here?

( ⌒-⌒) I let myself in when I ever-so-kindly dragged your drunken carcass home from the watering hole.

( ´ω`) Keep dreaming, fathead.

( ⌒-⌒) Whatever you say, Mr. President.

( ⌒-⌒) 500 GET!

( ´ω`) I don't remember ever having to leave anything more than cookies and milk for Santa. Goddamn technology.

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　　(二二二)
（⌒（　･∀･) Meri...
(　　ｏ　　　つ
(＿＿し―Ｊ

( ´ω`) Junior! Call the police! A black man is trying to rob us!

( ⌒-⌒) You need glasses, old man.

( ´ω`) Junior! Call the police! A fat fuck is trying to rob us!

（　･∀･) Grandpa, we can't call the police. They might find out about our

( ⌒-⌒) Happy New Year. My New Year's Resolution is to lose weight and not be a fatty!

It seems to be Korean common sense

Jesus Christ is a Korean

Tom Cruise is a Korean

Carl Lewis is a Korean

Michael Jordan is a Korean

Queen Elizabeth is a Korean

American ancestors are Koreans

A Korean forges it

I am Corean. We Coreans are more good people than say, American Tom cruise.

Michael Jordan is definitely Corean though.

So was Jesus a Corean.

>>510
( ´ω`) Now you're a fatass AND a midget.

(・∀・) A fidget?

( ´ω`) I have seen many horrors throughout my life... but that was by far the worst.

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSANAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!

( ・-・) I think I've lost my smugness. Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god.

( ´ω`) ok, is it over yet?

( ・-・) It isn't over. It will never be over.

( ´ω`) Hmm.. over 100 posts without me hurting anything.

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　　　　　从从从从从从从从从从从　　　<__<＿）､ノ

☣RESIDENT GRANDPA☣
☣☣☣☣( ´ω`)☣☣☣☣

Uhhh...Ju...nior...　　　　Grandpa!?
( ´ω`)⊃ 　　　　 　　　(・∀・;)

I'm hungry...　　　　Stop, grandpa!
　　　　 　　( ´ω`)・∀・)

・SILENT JUNIOR・

(・∀・) .....

(・∀・) .................

(・∀・) Okay, that was pretty boring.

( ﾟ ヮ・)　Hey, ( ⌒-⌒)! It's me, ( ﾟ ヮ・)! I remember when I was just a fledgling AA character on ASCII@4-ch, and you not only stood up for me but even gave me a name (which was terrible, granted, but it's the thought that counts.)

( ﾟ ヮ・)　But now people are saying that you're ruining people's threads, and even causing trouble for old Grandpa! ( ⌒-⌒), why are you doing this? AA characters should be friendly and cheerful, not terrible and obnoxious! Well, unless you're Giko, but you're not, so there!

( ﾟ ヮ・)　I beg you, please stop this! Hear my plea, Sunshine Princess!

( ﾟ ヮ・) ...what's my name again?

( ﾟ ヮ・) Was I gloves? or was that a diffrent one?

( ﾟ ヮ・) Maybe it was.. socks?

( ﾟ ヮ・) Boatlights-chan desu? ka?

( ﾟ ヮ・)　POLAND!!!!!

( ´ω`) Hey, fatass. Your retarded brother is here.

( ´ω`) Why do they call them Apple Jacks? They don't even TASTE LIKE APPLES!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We eat what we like!!!

>>530
( ﾟ ―・)　Maybe Sunshine Princess is right....

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　-つ ( ・-・）=つ ☆　)) 　ﾟ ヮ・) - Aaaaarrghhh!!! Gaaaah!!!
　　　=つ　　 つ≡ ☆*☆ｸﾞｸﾞﾙ　/

( ・-・）Do not interfere.

( ´ω`) I'm starting to get mad.

( ´ω`) When I'm mad, I've been known to destroy entire galaxies on a whim.

( ´ω`) Who wants to face Grandpa's judgment?

( ﾟ ヮ・) I'll slap you around, my power level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!

( ﾟ ヮ・)　My metal is TOO MUCH FOR ONE HAND!

( ・ω・) It's almost time for my dynamic reintroduction.

( ・ω・) Crap, I think someone saw me...

( ´ω`) ...

(´ω` ) God, I need a drink...

(・∀・) Blackpa, what was life like before the civil rights movement?

(´ω` ) Where's my hunting rifle? There's a talking panda in the backyard.

(・∀・) Didn't you exchange that old rifle for a six-pack?

( ´ω`) Nope. That was you. How'd you get back here anyway?

(・∀・) I offered them Clonepa instead.

( ´ω`) Heh, that's my boy!

( ⌒-⌒) Good riddens. He was annoying anyway.

( ・ω・) Hey guys. What did I miss?

( ⌒-⌒) Well, I had to have surgery to repair my eyelids. I had to eat 2 goddamn days worth of Hospital food, though I only had to stay for 1. You wouldn't believe how much McDonalds I had to eat after that to cleanse myself.

( ・-・) Hang on, who are you and why do you look like me when my eyes are closed?