( LΦ`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.
(EΝE) 2GETing for later use!
( LΦ`) Junior, I come from the futior.
(EΝE) It's almost time!
( LΦ`) Who was the bastard that gave me CPR? I was busy boning Mohammed's virgins.
(EΝE) You mean Mohammed never...
( EΦE) I'm sorry.
( LΦ`) Nope. He said they were annoying.
( ί ί) I gave you CPR, Gramps!
( LΦ`) I didn't ask about your emergency mittens, idiot.
( EΦE) Crikey you're cranky, I shan't revive you again you ungrateful old coot.
( E-E) You asked what hell was. You should already know. You're in it, after all.
( E-E) In hell they burn mittens.
|( LΦ`) Okay, if you're not even going to try to make a proper Grandpa thread out of this one, I'm leaving.
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( E-E) Don't you know, Grandpa? In hell there's only watered down Milwaukee beer to drink.
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Does it live in your bladder for months/years?
( LΦ`) Junure, I come from the future.
(EΝE) Grandpa, are we caughtin a time loop, doomed to repeat ourselves over and over again?
(E⌢E) How the hell should I know? This is your thread.
(EΝE) Oh, it's Mini-me... I think?
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( E-E) Yes, you make everything look good by comparison.
( LΦ`) Who the hell let you in here anyway?
( LΦ`) Well, at least you're not craptastic like clonepa.
( LΦ`) But you still need to GTFO.
(EΝE) ***shudder*** gramps and slang... ***shudder***
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was slang like in your day?
( LΦ`) I remember the times when I'd get on my fliver and ride the sunset while chugging giggle water. It's was the bees-knees.
(EΝE) ...
(EΝE) I liked Bligwig more than Fliver.
(EΝE) Silflay hraka, Grandpa!
( LΦ`) Your French is awful, Junior. You should say "S'il vous plait."
(EΝE) I can't say you have a good english either.
( LΦ`) you shut yer yap
( ίΫί) What's with all these odd-balls in my thread, Junior-sama?!
(Π` ΦL) I'm not sure grandpa-chan, but they're starting to freak me out
(EΝE) Let's see if I can fit in...
(EΝE) KAWAII NEKO-CHAN IS ME!!!!
( E-E) You were probably aware that you were in hell by the continued presence of Clonepa, but these characters here are just to remove any doubts you may have had.
(EΝE) ...
(EΝE) Security Kitteeeen!
Π*L°MΠ Okay, nya. You guys don't belonge here and gotta go.
(Π` ΦL) That's okay Kitten we're fine where we are.
( ίΫί) Yeah! fine where we are Kitten-face!
Π*L°MΠ Alright then, nya.
( LΦ`) Junior, my shotgun. We have trespassers in the house.
(EΝE) NURUPO!
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( E-E) Of course he would suck. He's meant to annoy you.
( LΦ`) Thank God, Junior.
(EΝE) Sheesh, Gramps, why do you have to be such an asshole? I love Natumi more than Mittens!
( ί -ί) ...
(;EΝE) Sorry about that.
( `ΝL) Hahahahaha!!!!!
(EΝE) It's McEvilpants!!! Get him, Grandpa!
( ί ί) Evil!
( `ΝL) Hahahahaha!!!!!
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( LΦ`) Junior, since when were you Chinese?
<EΝE> Grandpa, are you feeling okay nida?
( LΦ`) That bottle of 87 proof whiskey must be catching up with me. Better go grab another.
(EΝE) Don't fall into Evil's trap!!!
( LΦ`) That's not a question.
(EΝE) Press the A button to jump!!!!
( LΦ`) Kids these days. You got two perfectly good legs, no need to jumpstart machines.
(EΝE) Gramps, you moron. We're stuck inside 4-ch: The Game!
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( ί ί) Oooh! I have big boobs now!
( ί ί) ...BOOBIES!
(EΝE) No, mittens, you don't.
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( ί -ί)...
( ί ί) I still have hands! I can put mittens on them!
( LΦ`) That's the spirit.
( E-E) As you can see, every Grandpa thread brings us all closer to complete and total insanity.
( ί ί) I dont think I can do a barrel roll with these mittens on, how do I do that?
( LΦ`) Get in the barrel, Jew!
Π*ί°ί) Freedom!
( EΦE) FREEDOM? OR FREE DOOM?!?
( LΦ`) couuugghhhh
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( ί ί) Grandpa, are you sleeping?
( ί -ί) .....
( ί ί) Mittens!
(EAE) Grandpaaaaaa!!!!!
( EΦE) Who's your grandaddy now, bitches?
( LΦ`) Yes?
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( LΦ`) I'll write that down.
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(EΝE) It's one of those bending gag pencils, Grandpa.
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(EAE) I don't get it.
( LΦ`) Do I have to explode on you?
( ί ί) Explode!
( E-E) I wonder how long it will be until Grandpa's mind has completely degenerated.
SHUT THE HELL UP!
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( E-E) , Oh, and 100GET.