[Part 8] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 21:59

( LƒΦ`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.

601 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 14:35

( LƒΦ`) A black eye and a fat lip, bucky.

602 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 19:00

(EΝE) GRANDPA I NEED MY PILLS
(AEAE) SPOOBNUMBY

603 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 20:51

(™ ߁Νί) Gibbelsig?
(AEAE) yes a gibbelsig firepance sizterer PILLS
(™ ߁Νί) Feeboobahboo!
(AEAE) bimwap bisplag.
(™ ߁Νί) Gromblag, ux ux ux gibbelsig a slorpadig?
( LƒΦ`) Dahgarling, a firepance!
(™ ߁Νί) AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

604 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 21:24

( LƒΦ`) Why the hell does that foreign channel keep leaking into our broadcast?

605 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 21:30

<˜€MΝL> I demand apology juice for that nida!

606 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 21:48

( LƒΦ`) It's not my fault you don't speak English. Just take your firepants and get the hell out of my country!

607 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 01:18

<˜€MΝL> Feeboobahboo bimwap!

608 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 03:48

( LƒΦ`) Damn foreigners. We should have killed you all back in the war.
(EΝE) In school they told us genocide was bad.
( LƒΦ`) Don't use big words Junior, or you'll catch on fire.

609 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 11:59

(EΝE) In church they speak King James English. Are those big words too? Will the church catch fire soon?

610 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 12:30

(EƒΦE) An excess of obfuscated verbiage will initiate immolation of your personage.

611 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 13:43

( LƒΦ`) Shut the fuck up, clonepa.

612 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 14:25

We will merge as one, Grandpa, then we'll rule all of DQN!
(EƒΦE LƒΦ`) Wha...

  • FLASH -

( LƒΦ`)

( LƒΦ`) Well, it's not like it made any bit of difference. He's technically me and a much younger version of me.

613 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 14:55

(EΝE) So does that mean you're a crapass too?

614 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 15:43

( ά-ά) Grandpa has always been a crapass.

615 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 15:54

( LƒΦ`) We all crap from our asses Junior. Well, at least I think we do.

616 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 16:18

(EƒΦE LƒΦ`) aagghhhh
(EƒΦE) FREEDOM!!!

617 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 18:44

(EƒΦE) Yeah, I went there. That's how I roll.

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618 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 21:56

(EƒΦE EƒΦE) aagghhhh
(EƒΦE) FREEDOM!!! (EƒΦE)

619 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 22:20

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(LƒΦ`) ™))ƒΦE) < ow sorry ow ow ow sorry ow
@Όœc™))ƒΦE) < ow sorry ow ow ow sorry ow
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620 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4956 02:46

( LƒΦ`) desu

621 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4956 03:20

( LƒΦ`) Sorry about that. Flashback. From the war, y'know.

622 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4956 03:56

(EΝE) The Clones War?

623 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4956 08:05

( LƒΦ`) No, that other one. You know, with the clones?

624 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4956 12:23

(EΝE) The War of the Clones?

625 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4956 13:31

(EƒΦE) Clonepa Vs. Grandpa, I think.

626 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4956 15:52

(EΝE) Who won?
(EƒΦE) When you're fighting yourself, everyone wins.

627 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4956 16:00

( LƒΦ`) Ignore him, he's just bitter that he lost.

628 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4956 20:25

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( ™ ߁Νί) ™
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629 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4956 23:07

(EΝE) Grandpa, what does "spoobnumby" mean?

630 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 01:06

( LƒΦ`) How the hell would I know? It's not a real word like spoonbumpy.

631 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 15:55

(EΝE) Well What does spoonbumby mean?

632 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 16:11

( LƒΦ`) I'll tell you when you're older kid. Maybe in November.

633 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 16:14

( LƒΦ`) Junior, what was life like before the internet?

634 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 16:20

(EΝE) People had to do Grandpa threads by passing a notepad around and writing the lines by hand.

635 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 16:22

(EΝE) Grandpa, what would your theme song be?
(EΝE) Mine would be "Canadian Idiot!"

636 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 16:43

( LƒΦ`) My theme song is "My Clown's On Fire" by the Lounge Lizards.

637 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 23:00

(EƒΦE) Who is on fire?

638 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 00:09

( LƒΦ`) Junior.

639 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 01:30

(EAE) OH GOD HELP!
(EAE) FIRE PANTS!

640 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 02:55

( LƒΦ`) I told you that's what happens when you tell lies.

641 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 03:05

(EΝE) Tsukurimashou, tsukurimashou?
(EΝE) Sate sate nani ga, dekiru ka na?
(EΝE) Hai, dekimashita!

642 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 03:20

( LƒΦ`) Stop speaking in moonlanguage Junior. It makes Jesus sad.
(EΝE) Who is Jesus?

643 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 05:05

( LƒΦ`) One of the most legendary NEETs.

644 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 05:23

( LƒΦ`) Eeeee, Junia-san...a-aishi-
( LƒΦ`) I MADE JESUS CRY OH SHI-

645 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 15:48

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646 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 16:05

( LƒΦ`) Meh, I was a Pastafarian anyway.

647 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 16:32

(EΝE) Did you make Pastafaria Junior cry too?

648 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 17:37

( LƒΦ`) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
( LƒΦ`) You know we have a wiki, right?

649 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 19:03

(EΝE) You know you didn't answer my question, right?

650 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 22:18

( LƒΦ`) I already answered it!
(LƒΦ` ) Hey, how's it going, beer?

651 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 03:56

(EΝE) Grandpa, what's global warming?

652 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 04:07

( LƒΦ`) Global warming is a fictional disaster the Left is using to try to take over the world, Junior. Don't let it bother you.

653 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 15:01

(EΝE) Why would the Left do such a terrible thing, Grandpa?

654 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 15:03

( LƒΦ`) The pompous, arrogant and on the whole moronic Left had to find another cause after the Berlin wall fell and Communism collapsed like a boneless giraffe, so they turned to using environmentalism as a way of expressing their hatred of capitalism and, really, of the human race.

( LƒΦ`) Lefties are a bunch of self-important control freak dicks, Junior. Don't let anyone tell you different.

655 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 15:18

(EƒΦE) The Left just want to save you from your own stupid decisions, Junior. Don't listen to Grandpa.

656 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 15:34

(EƒΦE) We want to help you
(EƒΦE) We are here to make life better
(EƒΦE) We'll need your money to do it
(EƒΦE) Don't question us. We know what's good for you.
(EƒΦE) We hate being questioned. We are so clearly right in all things.

657 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 15:36

( E-E) Really, my pills gag was a lot funnier than that.

658 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 16:07

(EΝE) Grandpa, if there is a Left and a Right, why isn't there a Top and a Bottom?

659 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 16:10

(EoE) ƒΦ`) I'm the top, you're the bottom. unf unf unf firepance gibbelsiig!

660 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 19:20

(LΝ`) Hello. I am Grandnior. I come from the future.

661 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 20:48

( LƒΦ`) If that was true you would have said "I come from the futior".

662 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 19:05

(EΝE) Way to kill the thread, Grandnoir.

663 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 19:22

( LƒΦ`) With a name like that, you'd think he'd be laying down the Mike Hammer voiceovers on this thread, but noooooooo....

664 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 12:18

(EΝE) Grandpa, teach me to love again

665 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 14:11

( ί ƒŽί) Grandpa, do you remember the Twenty First night of September, 1992?

666 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 14:49

( LƒΦ`) Please restate your question in the proper format.

667 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 16:05

( ί ƒŽί) Do you remember the night of 1992-09-21 ?

668 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 18:12

( LƒΦ`) I can barely remember what happened this morning.

669 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 21:58

(EΝE) When will "Grandpa: The Movie" be made?

670 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 23:34

( LƒΦ`) Today.

( LƒΦ`) Aha! September fools!

671 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 00:29

(EΝE)@You got me Grandpa!

(EΝE) Happy September 4961st!

672 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 00:46

( LƒΦ`) Wasplag a gibbelsig firepa-
( LƒΦ`) Sorry, got carried away.

673 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 19:51

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before DESU?

674 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 20:04

( LƒΦ`) Life was quite a mouthful as we would end sentences with DE ARIMASU.

675 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 22:09

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like during the war?

676 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 22:12

( LƒΦ`) Well, I had a third leg back then...but times were hard and we had to eat dog meat!

677 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 13:05

(EΝE) Grandpa, what's a nukyular bomb?

678 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 15:12

(E„DE) Grandpa, you fucked grandma. That's so gross.

679 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 15:56

( LƒΦ`) Junior, you're not supposed to know about that sort of thing yet!

680 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 16:37

( LƒΦ`) And it's pronounced "nuclear", you little idiot.

681 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 19:01

(EΝE) Grandpa, will I be president when I grow up?

682 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 20:02

( LƒΦ`) Yes Junior, but you wont want to be president when that time comes

683 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 21:17

(EΝE) Why??

684 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 21:51

( LƒΦ`) Imagine, just for a moment, how inept the competition would have to be for you to win the Presidential election.

685 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 22:14

(EΝE) ...

(EΝE) Less inept than it is today!

686 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 00:34

(EΝE) Is there more than one Internet?

687 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 04:05

( LƒΦ`) in our time there was only one internets

688 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 22:03

(EΝE) Why did you use a Bushism?

689 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 22:25

( LƒΦ`) Don't make me go nucular on your bee-hind.

690 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 22:44

(EΝE) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k Our BEES will BLOT OUT THE SUN!

691 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 09:31

( LƒΦ`) I would rest in the shade but they make an infernal noise.

692 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 16:32

(EΝE) Grandpa, why do bad things happen to good AA characters?

693 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 16:52

( LƒΦ`) God hates us, Junior.

694 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 17:17

(EΝE) Does this mean the Devil loves us?

695 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 17:35

( LƒΦ`) Hang on, I'll check...

>fwoosh<

696 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 17:35

>fwip<

( LƒΦ`) Nope. He hates us too.

697 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 17:56

(EΝE) It's Spring-time, Grandpa! When are you going to clean?

698 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 19:42

(EΝE) Grandpa, is it the Rabbit who is laying the Easter eggs?

699 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 22:32

(EΝE) Grandpa, was it a cold day in Hell?

700 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 00:17

( LƒΦ`) zzzzzZZzZzzzzzzzZZZZzzz

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