( LΦ`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.
(EΝE) GRANDPA I NEED MY PILLS
(AEAE) SPOOBNUMBY
( ίΝί) Gibbelsig?
(AEAE) yes a gibbelsig firepance sizterer PILLS
( ίΝί) Feeboobahboo!
(AEAE) bimwap bisplag.
( ίΝί) Gromblag, ux ux ux gibbelsig a slorpadig?
( LΦ`) Dahgarling, a firepance!
( ίΝί) AWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<€MΝL> I demand apology juice for that nida!
( LΦ`) It's not my fault you don't speak English. Just take your firepants and get the hell out of my country!
<€MΝL> Feeboobahboo bimwap!
( LΦ`) Damn foreigners. We should have killed you all back in the war.
(EΝE) In school they told us genocide was bad.
( LΦ`) Don't use big words Junior, or you'll catch on fire.
(EΝE) In church they speak King James English. Are those big words too? Will the church catch fire soon?
(EΦE) An excess of obfuscated verbiage will initiate immolation of your personage.
( LΦ`) Shut the fuck up, clonepa.
We will merge as one, Grandpa, then we'll rule all of DQN!
(EΦE LΦ`) Wha...
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( LΦ`) Well, it's not like it made any bit of difference. He's technically me and a much younger version of me.
(EΝE) So does that mean you're a crapass too?
( ά-ά) Grandpa has always been a crapass.
( LΦ`) We all crap from our asses Junior. Well, at least I think we do.
(EΦE LΦ`) aagghhhh
(EΦE) FREEDOM!!!
(EΦE) Yeah, I went there. That's how I roll.
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(EΦE EΦE) aagghhhh
(EΦE) FREEDOM!!! (EΦE)
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(LΦ`) ))ΦE) < ow sorry ow ow ow sorry ow
@Όc))ΦE) < ow sorry ow ow ow sorry ow
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( LΦ`) desu
( LΦ`) Sorry about that. Flashback. From the war, y'know.
(EΝE) The Clones War?
( LΦ`) No, that other one. You know, with the clones?
(EΝE) The War of the Clones?
(EΦE) Clonepa Vs. Grandpa, I think.
(EΝE) Who won?
(EΦE) When you're fighting yourself, everyone wins.
( LΦ`) Ignore him, he's just bitter that he lost.
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(EΝE) Grandpa, what does "spoobnumby" mean?
( LΦ`) How the hell would I know? It's not a real word like spoonbumpy.
(EΝE) Well What does spoonbumby mean?
( LΦ`) Junior, what was life like before the internet?
(EΝE) Grandpa, what would your theme song be?
(EΝE) Mine would be "Canadian Idiot!"
(EΦE) Who is on fire?
( LΦ`) Junior.
(EAE) OH GOD HELP!
(EAE) FIRE PANTS!
( LΦ`) I told you that's what happens when you tell lies.
(EΝE) Tsukurimashou, tsukurimashou?
(EΝE) Sate sate nani ga, dekiru ka na?
(EΝE) Hai, dekimashita!
( LΦ`) Stop speaking in moonlanguage Junior. It makes Jesus sad.
(EΝE) Who is Jesus?
( LΦ`) One of the most legendary NEETs.
( LΦ`) Eeeee, Junia-san...a-aishi-
( LΦ`) I MADE JESUS CRY OH SHI-
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( LΦ`) Meh, I was a Pastafarian anyway.
(EΝE) Did you make Pastafaria Junior cry too?
( LΦ`) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
( LΦ`) You know we have a wiki, right?
(EΝE) You know you didn't answer my question, right?
( LΦ`) I already answered it!
(LΦ` ) Hey, how's it going, beer?
(EΝE) Grandpa, what's global warming?
(EΝE) Grandpa, if there is a Left and a Right, why isn't there a Top and a Bottom?
(EoE) Φ`) I'm the top, you're the bottom. unf unf unf firepance gibbelsiig!
(LΝ`) Hello. I am Grandnior. I come from the future.
( LΦ`) If that was true you would have said "I come from the futior".
(EΝE) Grandpa, teach me to love again
( ί ί) Grandpa, do you remember the Twenty First night of September, 1992?
( LΦ`) Please restate your question in the proper format.
( ί ί) Do you remember the night of 1992-09-21 ?
( LΦ`) I can barely remember what happened this morning.
(EΝE) When will "Grandpa: The Movie" be made?
( LΦ`) Today.
( LΦ`) Aha! September fools!
(EΝE)@You got me Grandpa!
(EΝE) Happy September 4961st!
( LΦ`) Wasplag a gibbelsig firepa-
( LΦ`) Sorry, got carried away.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before DESU?
( LΦ`) Life was quite a mouthful as we would end sentences with DE ARIMASU.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like during the war?
( LΦ`) Well, I had a third leg back then...but times were hard and we had to eat dog meat!
(EΝE) Grandpa, what's a nukyular bomb?
( LΦ`) Junior, you're not supposed to know about that sort of thing yet!
(EΝE) Grandpa, will I be president when I grow up?
( LΦ`) Yes Junior, but you wont want to be president when that time comes
(EΝE) Why??
(EΝE) ...
(EΝE) Less inept than it is today!
(EΝE) Is there more than one Internet?
( LΦ`) in our time there was only one internets
(EΝE) Why did you use a Bushism?
( LΦ`) Don't make me go nucular on your bee-hind.
(EΝE) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k Our BEES will BLOT OUT THE SUN!
( LΦ`) I would rest in the shade but they make an infernal noise.
(EΝE) Grandpa, why do bad things happen to good AA characters?
( LΦ`) God hates us, Junior.
(EΝE) Does this mean the Devil loves us?
( LΦ`) Hang on, I'll check...
>fwoosh<
>fwip<
( LΦ`) Nope. He hates us too.
(EΝE) It's Spring-time, Grandpa! When are you going to clean?
(EΝE) Grandpa, is it the Rabbit who is laying the Easter eggs?
(EΝE) Grandpa, was it a cold day in Hell?
( LΦ`) zzzzzZZzZzzzzzzzZZZZzzz