( LƒÖ`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.
(EÍE) Grandpa, can I take ten bucks from your wallet?
( LƒÖ`) No.
(EAE) Grandpa, your threads are getting less funny with every incarnation!
( LƒÖ`) Grandpa Grandpa's Bizarre Adventure Part 8
(EÍE) Wouldn't that be Great-Great-Grandpa's pill-induced hallucinations part the infinite?
( LƒÖ`) 1993707
(EÍE) Grandpa, it is said that a picture is worth a thousand words. It is also claimed that words are a dime a dozen. Assuming these propositions are true, what is the dollar value of a picture?
( LƒÖ`) Roughly $8.33
(EÍE) Grandpa, you're amazing!
( LƒÖ`) That's because I'm Grandpa.
(EÍE) So what was up with all that "Wake up Grandpa and take your pills" stuff in the early part of this thread?
( LƒÖ`) Beats me. Ask Beady Eyes about it over in his thread.
(EÍE) Grandpa, have you noticed that I'm also beady-eyed?
(EÍE) Where do I put them?
( LƒÖ`) Wherever you took the old ones out, of course.
( L^ิƒÖOิิ) INTO THE RAY OF THE SUN ô
( L^ิƒÖOิิ) MARCH OUR HERO HUNTING THE DARKLORD ô
( L^ิƒÖOิิ) REBORN FROM THE BLOOD OF HIS GOD... ô
( L^ิƒÖOิิ) HIS GOD... THE WARMASTER KRON ô
( L^ิƒÖOิิ) RIDE FOR THE FALL OF HIS POWER ô
( L^ิƒÖOิิ) FIGHTING THE STORM, THE ROAR OF THE THUNDER ô
( L^ิƒÖOิิ) ALLY OF THE SUN AND THE MOON... ô
( L^ิƒÖOิิ) GREAT SWORDMASTER RULE! ô
( LƒÖ`) That's so retarded.
( L^ิƒÖOิิ) ...
( L^?ƒÖO??) DESU DESU DESU
¼“ñ“ñ“ñi $Oo-ƒÖ-oO$j“ñ“ñ“ñ½ BOONDESUGHRAUGTIORJOPA
( LƒÖ`) What the hell's happening, Junior?!
(EÍE) I don't know!
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(EÍE) You need to reduce your intake of speed, grandpa...
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(EÍE) Grandpa, the Germans are back!
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(EÍE) Grandpa, they were allies.
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( L^ิƒÖOิิ) ...
(EÍE) Grandpa, how would you rate this thread so far?
( LƒÖ`) Worst Grandpa Thread ever. Beady Eyes and his band of microcephalic twits dragged it down so far that it'll never recover.
( LƒÖ`) I'm going out for a drink.
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( ß -ß) Just as planned.
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(EÍE)@Grandpa, what does Viagra taste like?
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( LƒÖ`) It tastes like DESU.
¼“ñ“ñ“ñi $Oo-ƒÖ-oO$j“ñ“ñ“ñ½ YOUR TIME HAS ENDED, GRANDPA. GIVE UP, AND YOUR DEATH WILL BE LESS... PAINFUL.
( LƒÖ`) Die, Boonpa! You don't belong in this world!
¼“ñ“ñ“ñi $Oo-ƒÖ-oO$j“ñ“ñ“ñ½ SURRENDER GRANDPA
( $Oo-Í-oO$) I AM DEATH COME FOR THEE, GRANDPA. SURRENDER, AND THY PASSAGE SHALL BE QUICKER.
( LƒÖ`) Oh shut up grandpapanior from the futior.
(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
( LƒÖ`) Public education used to actually educate people, Junior.
(EÍE) What was life like before pubic edumaction?
( LƒÖ`) Nobody shaved.
¼“ñ“ñ“ñi $Oo-ƒÖ-oO$j“ñ“ñ“ñ½ GRANDPA
¼“ñ“ñ“ñi $Oo-ƒÖ-oO$j“ñ“ñ“ñ½ WHAT WAS LIFE LIKE BEFORE YOU?
( LƒÖ`) Don't shout.
(EÍE) Give me candy! Give me Candy!
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(EƒÖE) ...Ow.
(EƒÖE) I am Clonepanior, and I come from the futior.
( LƒÖ`) No you don't, you were cloned from me some decades back.
(EƒÖE) They've been lyingOHGOD GIBBELSIG
(EÍE) I can see the fjords!
( LƒÖ`) I once had a dog...
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(EƒÖE) ...and?
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¼“ñ“ñ“ñ(EÍE)“ñ“ñ“ñ½ GRANDPA! WAKE UP!
( LƒÖ`) Ugghh...why does my head hurt?
(EÍE) There's nothing left, Grandpa. This whole world is lurching and heaving, slowly but inevitably, towards its' end.
(EƒÖE) Sorry, but I was just so hungry...
(EÍE) Grandpa, where do babies come from?
( LƒÖ`) They grow inside women, Junior. After 9 months or so, the woman squeezes the baby out, just like popping a huge zit.
( ß-ß) Grandpa, what did Grandma have to die?
( LƒÖ`) She had to dye the eggs.
( LƒÖ`) Mittens, you meant "why."
(LÍ`) I'm Grandnior, and I come from the futior.
( LƒÖ`) Your face is all squished up, too.
(LÍ`) Would you like some free CIALIS?
( LƒÖ`) I have enough.
( LƒÖ`) fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap (damn can't get it up)
( LƒÖ`) Fine, I'll take some.
(LÍ`) That's too bad! In the future, all the CIALIS has run out!
( LƒÖ`) CIALIS! CIALIS! It's awwwright!
(LÍ`) But we do have V14GR4.
(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before spam?
( LƒÖ`)Before spam, we had no name brand luncheon meats.
(EÍE) Grandpa, mother said you are a pedophile and I should stop visiting you. What does pedophile mean?
( LƒÖ`) Children's doctor. Let me examine you.
(EÍE) What did you do in the war, Grandpa?
(LÍ`) I'm still fighting the war of 3024.
( LƒÖ`) I killed people and broke things, mostly.
( Ü-Ü) That wasn't very kind of you, Grandpa.
( LƒÖ`) They were all bad people and bad things.
( LƒÖ`) That was pretty weak, fathead-san. You're usually much more annoying.
( Ü-Ü) I know. Ever since Beady-Eyes derailed my thread, my game's been off.
(EÍE) Grandpa, I'm going to lead a rebel group to overthrow you and this thread!
10 minutes later
Junior: We're all going to join up to kill you once and for all! Prepare yourself, Grandpa!
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( EƒÖÒ) No one's killin or overthrowin' no one, kid.
( ß mß) I'm not really into that whole overthrowing thing.
( LƒÖ`) What are you shitheads doing in my thread? Get out.
(EÍE) It's my thread too. I get to ask questions.
Feel my zombie touch, MercPa!
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i ÒƒÖÒj‚Â I'm Scarpa, Mercpa's over that way.
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( ßÍß) YOU MEAN ME?
( ßÍß) YOU MEAN ME?
( ßÍß) YOU MEAN ME?
( ßÍß) YOU-YOU-YOU-YOU
( ßÍß) YYYYYY
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( M°L) It's okay to carry out and be w
(Gß„Dß) This entire thread is DQN.
(œwœ)It carries out and is DQN
(Gß„Dß) You will do no such thing!
Ð*ß°ß) Why not?
( ß„Dß) Well... theres no money in it.
Ð*ß°ß) ... oh okay.
( LƒÖ`) I feel 800 years old...