[Part 8] ( LƒÖ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 21:59

( LƒÖ`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.

701 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 00:24

(EÍE) Grandpa, can I take ten bucks from your wallet?

702 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 00:34

( LƒÖ`) No.

703 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 06:01

(EAE) Grandpa, your threads are getting less funny with every incarnation!

704 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 07:31

( LƒÖ`) Grandpa Grandpa's Bizarre Adventure Part 8

705 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 09:21

(EÍE) Wouldn't that be Great-Great-Grandpa's pill-induced hallucinations part the infinite?

706 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 13:35

(EÍE) Grandpa, if D=-id/dx on C^k[a,b]. what are the eigenfunctions at different boundary conditions?

707 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 14:07

( LƒÖ`) 1993707

708 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 16:13

(EÍE) Grandpa, it is said that a picture is worth a thousand words. It is also claimed that words are a dime a dozen. Assuming these propositions are true, what is the dollar value of a picture?

709 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 17:19

( LƒÖ`) Roughly $8.33

710 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 21:37

(EÍE) Grandpa, you're amazing!

711 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 21:44

( LƒÖ`) That's because I'm Grandpa.

712 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 22:38

(EÍE) So what was up with all that "Wake up Grandpa and take your pills" stuff in the early part of this thread?

713 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 22:39

( LƒÖ`) Beats me. Ask Beady Eyes about it over in his thread.

714 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 19:57

(EÍE) Grandpa, have you noticed that I'm also beady-eyed?

715 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 21:38

( LƒÖ`) Have you tried buying new batteries?

716 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 22:50

(EÍE) Where do I put them?

717 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 01:37

( LƒÖ`) Wherever you took the old ones out, of course.

718 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 06:52

( L^ิƒÖOิิ) INTO THE RAY OF THE SUN ô
( L^ิƒÖOิิ) MARCH OUR HERO HUNTING THE DARKLORD ô
( L^ิƒÖOิิ) REBORN FROM THE BLOOD OF HIS GOD... ô
( L^ิƒÖOิิ) HIS GOD... THE WARMASTER KRON ô
( L^ิƒÖOิิ) RIDE FOR THE FALL OF HIS POWER ô
( L^ิƒÖOิิ) FIGHTING THE STORM, THE ROAR OF THE THUNDER ô
( L^ิƒÖOิิ) ALLY OF THE SUN AND THE MOON... ô
( L^ิƒÖOิิ) GREAT SWORDMASTER RULE! ô

719 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 13:54

( LƒÖ`) That's so retarded.
( L^ิƒÖOิิ) ...

720 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 17:51

( L^?ƒÖO??) DESU DESU DESU

721 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 17:57

¼“ñ“ñ“ñi $Oo-ƒÖ-oO$j“ñ“ñ“ñ½ BOONDESUGHRAUGTIORJOPA
( LƒÖ`) What the hell's happening, Junior?!
(EÍE) I don't know!

722 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 18:37

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723 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 19:34

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724 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 20:52

(EÍE) You need to reduce your intake of speed, grandpa...

725 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 00:34

@@@@@Yeah, whatever. ZzzzzzzzZZzzzzzz...
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726 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 01:39

(EÍE) Grandpa, the Germans are back!

727 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 02:15

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(EÍE) Grandpa, they were allies.
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728 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 02:55

( L^ิƒÖOิิ) ...

729 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 03:39

(EÍE) Grandpa, how would you rate this thread so far?

730 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 03:42

( LƒÖ`) Worst Grandpa Thread ever. Beady Eyes and his band of microcephalic twits dragged it down so far that it'll never recover.

( LƒÖ`) I'm going out for a drink.

|ƒÖ` ) Bye.

|œc

731 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 04:19

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732 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 13:57

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733 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 17:21

@@@@@@@@ Ć^R-A_Q_@ ...
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734 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 18:29

( ß -ß) baka shinji

735 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 18:39

@@@@@@@@@@ ÈÈ
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736 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 18:42

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737 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 20:07

@@@@@@@@ Ć^R-A_Q_@fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
@@@@@@@^ƒ_/QQQQ^fap dammit it's not working fap fap fap fap
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap oh fuck it.

738 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 20:07

@@@@@@@@ Ć^R-A_Q_@ zzzzzzzzzz
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739 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 21:36

( ß -ß) Just as planned.

740 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 21:53

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741 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 22:21

(EÍE)@Grandpa, what does Viagra taste like?

742 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 22:27

( LO`)0ƒm
( LƒÖ`) It tastes like DESU.

743 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 22:28

¼“ñ“ñ“ñi $Oo-ƒÖ-oO$j“ñ“ñ“ñ½ YOUR TIME HAS ENDED, GRANDPA. GIVE UP, AND YOUR DEATH WILL BE LESS... PAINFUL.

744 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 22:32

( LƒÖ`) Die, Boonpa! You don't belong in this world!

745 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 00:30

¼“ñ“ñ“ñi $Oo-ƒÖ-oO$j“ñ“ñ“ñ½ SURRENDER GRANDPA

746 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 11:11

( $Oo-Í-oO$) I AM DEATH COME FOR THEE, GRANDPA. SURRENDER, AND THY PASSAGE SHALL BE QUICKER.

747 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 11:33

( LƒÖ`) Oh shut up grandpapanior from the futior.

748 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 00:21

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

749 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 00:22

( LƒÖ`) Public education used to actually educate people, Junior.

750 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 21:59

(EÍE) What was life like before pubic edumaction?

751 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 23:02

( LƒÖ`) Nobody shaved.

752 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 23:13

¼“ñ“ñ“ñi $Oo-ƒÖ-oO$j“ñ“ñ“ñ½ GRANDPA
¼“ñ“ñ“ñi $Oo-ƒÖ-oO$j“ñ“ñ“ñ½ WHAT WAS LIFE LIKE BEFORE YOU?

753 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 00:59

( LƒÖ`) Don't shout.

754 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 02:40

(EÍE) Give me candy! Give me Candy!

755 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 04:01

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756 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 04:23

(EƒÖE) ...Ow.

757 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 05:56

(EƒÖE) I am Clonepanior, and I come from the futior.

758 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 07:27

( LƒÖ`) No you don't, you were cloned from me some decades back.

759 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 17:10

(EƒÖE) They've been lyingOHGOD GIBBELSIG

760 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 17:42

(EÍE) I can see the fjords!

761 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 18:31

( LƒÖ`) I once had a dog...

(EƒÖE) ...

( LƒÖ`) ...

(EƒÖE) ...and?

( LƒÖ`) zzzzZZZZZZ

762 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 18:35

(EƒÖE)
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(-ƒÖ-) zzz...

763 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 18:37

¼“ñ“ñ“ñ(EÍE)“ñ“ñ“ñ½ GRANDPA! WAKE UP!

764 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 19:23

( LƒÖ`) Ugghh...why does my head hurt?

765 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 19:47

(EÍE) There's nothing left, Grandpa. This whole world is lurching and heaving, slowly but inevitably, towards its' end.

766 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 19:50

(EƒÖE) Sorry, but I was just so hungry...

767 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:15

(EÍE) Grandpa, where do babies come from?

768 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:21

( LƒÖ`) They grow inside women, Junior. After 9 months or so, the woman squeezes the baby out, just like popping a huge zit.

769 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:27

( ß-ß) Grandpa, what did Grandma have to die?

770 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:28

( LƒÖ`) She had to dye the eggs.
( LƒÖ`) Mittens, you meant "why."

771 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:37

(LÍ`) I'm Grandnior, and I come from the futior.

772 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:37

( LƒÖ`) Your face is all squished up, too.

773 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:41

(LÍ`) Would you like some free CIALIS?

774 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 01:01

( LƒÖ`) I have enough.
( LƒÖ`) fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap (damn can't get it up)
( LƒÖ`) Fine, I'll take some.

775 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 07:34

(LÍ`) That's too bad! In the future, all the CIALIS has run out!

776 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 12:25

( LƒÖ`) CIALIS! CIALIS! It's awwwright!

777 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 14:59

(LÍ`) But we do have V14GR4.

778 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 15:17

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before spam?

779 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 16:09

( LƒÖ`)Before spam, we had no name brand luncheon meats.

780 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 18:39

(EÍE) Grandpa, mother said you are a pedophile and I should stop visiting you. What does pedophile mean?

781 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 19:35

( LƒÖ`) Children's doctor. Let me examine you.

782 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 22:53

(EÍE) What did you do in the war, Grandpa?

783 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 01:55

(LÍ`) I'm still fighting the war of 3024.

784 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 04:28

( LƒÖ`) I killed people and broke things, mostly.

785 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 15:00

( Ü-Ü) That wasn't very kind of you, Grandpa.

786 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 17:48

( LƒÖ`) They were all bad people and bad things.

( LƒÖ`) That was pretty weak, fathead-san. You're usually much more annoying.

787 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 17:49

( Ü-Ü) I know. Ever since Beady-Eyes derailed my thread, my game's been off.

788 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 22:33

(EÍE) Grandpa, I'm going to lead a rebel group to overthrow you and this thread!

10 minutes later

Junior: We're all going to join up to kill you once and for all! Prepare yourself, Grandpa!
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789 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 22:37

( EƒÖÒ) No one's killin or overthrowin' no one, kid.

790 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 22:53

( ß mß) I'm not really into that whole overthrowing thing.

791 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 23:18

( LƒÖ`) What are you shitheads doing in my thread? Get out.

(EÍE) It's my thread too. I get to ask questions.

792 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 23:18

Feel my zombie touch, MercPa!
(☄◢„t◣)☄ i ÒƒÖÒj

793 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 23:30

i ÒƒÖÒj‚Â I'm Scarpa, Mercpa's over that way.

i ÒƒÖÒj At least, I think he is.

794 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 00:35

( ßÍß) YOU MEAN ME?
( ßÍß) YOU MEAN ME?
( ßÍß) YOU MEAN ME?
( ßÍß) YOU-YOU-YOU-YOU
( ßÍß) YYYYYY

Fatal error

795 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 02:17

( M°L) It's okay to carry out and be w

796 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4976 02:22

(Gß„Dß) This entire thread is DQN.

797 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 02:23

(œwœ)It carries out and is DQN

798 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 02:27

Ð*ß°ß) It's okay to carry out and be DQN. Also to stab a person in the back with a meat cleaver while they sleep.

799 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4976 02:33

(Gß„Dß) You will do no such thing!
Ð*ß°ß) Why not?
( ß„Dß) Well... theres no money in it.
Ð*ß°ß) ... oh okay.

800 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 02:47

( LƒÖ`) I feel 800 years old...

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