( LΦ`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.
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(ζLΦ`) So, what do we do about him?
(EΦE) Eh, he'll get used to the whole eternal suffering thing eventually.
(EΝE) How many times are we going to do this before the tanasinn consumes us all?
( LΦ`) Well, I'm done...
( E-E) Has order arisen from the chaos?
( LΦ`) Chaos and order cannot be defined and therefore it is impossible to tell if order has arisen from chaos or vice-versa.
(EΝE) Fnord?
( LΦ`) No thanks.
(EΝE;) OH GOD IT'S BAζζζζζNASSIN
(EΝE) Oh ..phew.. it's gone.
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(EΝE) Stop sleeping, Grandpa! I just got engaged to Mittens!
( ί ί) WEDDINGS!
(EΝE) But Grandpa, you've got to be there!
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( @L@Φ@`@) I'm Inflatepa.
( ί ί) Will you come to my wedding?
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( LΦ`) Okay! When does the thread start?
( ί ί) When you give us the funding to create it.
( ί ί) Well you see... Grandpa, you are my father.
(EΦE) oO( Marriage? With a 6 years old?
(EΦE) ...and I~ helped!
Π*ί°ί) Just hand over the money, and no one will get hurt!
( ί ί) ...We really were going to get married!
( ί ί) WEDDINGS!
(EΝE) There's plenty of white mittens in your "mittens" drawer.
(EΝE) Shut up, Grandpa. I love her.
( ί ί) ...WHITE MITTENS!
( ί ί) Do you like them, Junior?
(EΝE) Well, Natumi and Darkpa and BU-N and George and Oppai-Oppai and...
(EΝE) of all the Deus ex Machina we've used, this ranks at the bottom.
( E-E) I haven't touched her.
( LΦ`) Don't worry, Junior. If I've learned anything in my long life, it's that no matter how far you sink, there are always greater depths to plumb.
( LΦ`) Let's fight to the death to see which pa is better!
i@MnLj I've waited for this day my whole life...
(EΝE) GEMU...SUTATO!!!!!
( LΦ`) Nice Engrish, Junior.
( E-E) WELCOME BACK TO THE STAGE OF HISTORY
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( LΦ`) Because you're small and ugly.
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( E-E) ROUND 2... FIGHT!!
( EΝE) Wait, so who won the first round?
( LΦ`) I did, of course.
i@MnLj Lies. I was clearly the victor.
( EΝE) Grandpa, why aren't they moving? This is kind of boring.
( LΦ`) Action shots.
(EΝE) Why don't you do an action shot, Grandpa?
(EΝE) Great! I thought you were only a head.
( LΦ`) I'm always ahead.
(EΝE) Grandpa, I am a spy who is triple-crossing the American, Chinese, Russian, and Japanese governments, armed with several nuclear warheads and suicide martyrs fully capable of taking out the very framework of these countries alone within seconds. That alone is only the front of a hidden plan, as I have ulterior motives as to why I'm maniuplating world affairs and several headstrong powers within the U.N. as well as other underground organizations and committees.
(EΝE) So anyway Grandpa, I was wondering if you had any cool stories similar to mine?
( LΦ`) I accidentally started WWI. There I was, sipping coffee at a nice Sarajevo Starbucks when my eyes spied this splendid carriage entering the street. Twas that pompous ass Archduke Ferdinand. A fidgety looking fella the next table over began rooting in his bag and I figured must be a bomb or something since every hates that pompous ass Archduke Ferdinand. So I bellowed 'Mein gott! Bomben und granaten, Kapitän Haddock! Gott straffe England! Achtung!' Well, the carriage stopped and began backing out. While everybody else dived for cover at my commanding voice the fidgety fella began running away from me towards that pompous ass Archduke Ferdinand. With shaky hands I drew my Colt .45 and tried to put some lead poison in the villain's crooked back. Sadly I missed and hit that pompous ass Archduke Ferdinand instead. I noticed the true villain had stopped and quickly tackled him, dispensing of the incriminating evidence by surreptiously slipping my gun into his coat pocket. Thus, due to my overexcited youthful disposition I would be the cause of WWI and ultimately WW2. For good measure we can add the Cold War.
( LΦ`) So, Junior, I walked the walk, you can only do the talk.
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( E-E) CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER