( LΦ`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.
GO AWAY!
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( E-E) At this rate, he will be completely insane before the end of this thread.
(@LΦ`) I've been completely insane since thread 1.
( EΦE) He's now Zombiepa. His brain is rotting after his brush with death,
( E-E) We're not talking "Well-thought out plans I'm-only-considered-insane-because-I-have-no-limits" type insanity. We're talking "gibbelsig a barnacle beam junior, tiddly biddly biddly" insanity.
(@LΦ`) Shut yer tiddly biddly, Gibbelsig.
WHO'RE YOU CALLING ZOMBIEPA?!
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( EΦE) He gets crankier and crankier by the hour. BTW that birdshot is a pain in the ass.
( LΦ`) And so concludes my lesson on shitty threads. Any questions, Junior?
(EΝE) I love you, grandpa.
( E-E) ...andpa, it's time to wake up...
( E-E) GRANDPA!
( E-E) Ah, you're awake at last. I thought you'd never get up.
( E-E) WAKE UP GRANDPA
( E-E) YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE FUN
( E-E) Of course. I'm not going to convince him of anything at the moment. He's asleep and clearly can't hear me.
( E-E) Grandpa sure talks a lot in his sleep.
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( LΦ`) Understand, Junior?
( E-E) Junior, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but Grandpa's gone to the Big Sleep.
(EΝE) Grandpa, how come Mom said you were good in bed? Are you good at sleeping?
( E-E) Grandpa, what's your training scheme?
( LΦ`) Well, I start with 2000 Hindu squats. I might tell you the rest if you can do 500 of them.
(EΝE) Grandpa, which Pokemon do you like the most? I like my level 42 Charizard.
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(EΝE) That's nothing, grandpa. I can do 1000 Hispanic squats.
( LΦ`) I wasn't telling you to do the squats, Junior.
( E-E) ...495, 496, 4-9-7, 4----
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( LΦ`) Shame, I was looking forward to revealing my training scheme.
( E-E) O.K, now 498... 499... 500... Done. Now for the rest of that scheme?
( E-E) Grandpa, why the hell are you making me do situps when you can give me the scheme NOW?
(EΝE) Dude, shut the fuck up.
( E-E) Ok, here goes...1...2...3...
( LΦ`) Junior, I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap! Such dirty language!
(`EΝE) FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
( E-E) 132... 133... 134...
( E-E) Junior, just stop. You're not intelligent enough to be edgy.
( E-E) 135...136...137-
( x-x) COOOOUGHHHHH
( E-E) Oh lord, that hurt.
( E-E) 138... 139... 140...
( LΦ`) Count properly! You skipped everything between 3 and 132.
I'm sorry Junior, but I asked for exhaustation, not exhaustation.
( LΦ`) Who the hell said that?
i OΦOj I did!
( LΦ`) You're that fat retard's grandpa, aren't you...
i OΦOj Yeah, I am.
(£ίDί)£ WHO are you calling a fat retard?
i OΦOj Don't say such bad words! You damn kids these days!
( E-E) Thanks for the advice, Gra-
( x-x)
( E-E) Crap, only have one life left. Gonna have to use this one we-
( x-x)
( LΦ`) Good riddance.
( E-E) Thanks for the advice, Gra-
( x-x)
( E-E) Crap, only have one life left. Gonna have to use this one we-
( x-x)
( LΦ`) Good riddance.
(£ίDί)£ WHY do you mess up the space-time continuum by jumping 5 seconds back in time?
(EΝE) Grandpa, why are all these Z-list characters taking over your thread?
( LΦ`) Junior, can you do the San Fran thrusts?
(EΝE) ... yes.
( LΦ`) I want to see 500 them, now!
(EΝ(£ίDί)£ WHAT ARE YOU DOING! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!
( LΦ`) Those are more like San Diego thrusts. Twist your wrists some more!
( E-E) Grandpa, where can I continue my training?
( LΦ`) Well, you could go to
( ○Φ○) WHERE IS SARAH CONNOR
( E-E) Granpa, do you know of Chopin's Etudes?
( LΦ`) Chopin's nudes? No thanks.
(EΝ( ί ί) Wheeee!
(EΝE) Grandpa, isn't the "ITT we solve the question above us" thread exactly the same as this thread, only without us?
( LΦ`) Sort of, but it isn't as awesome.
(LΦ` ) Aaaand it's time for me to go to the bar.
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( LΦ`) ughghhghghJUNIORRRRR I NEED MY MEDDSSSSSSSS, GIBBLESIG!!!
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(EΝE) Grandpa, are you feeling ok? You look like you might be hallucinattttTTTTIITIIIIIII
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( LΦ`) ...guess I really do need my pillslslssllsll
is it just me or are you bitches gaining skilz?
( LΦ`) I'm hearing voices. Pills please!
(EΝE)Β- Here you go.
( LΦ`) Hey, this tastes like rat poison.
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( LΦ`) -Gulp!-
( LΦ`) ...
(;;LΦ`) Junior, are you sure these are the right pills?
(EΝE) You fool! You just ate tanasiζζζζ
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( LΦ`) What the hell was that all about?
(EΝE) I guess you're already tanasinn.
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( E-E) It has finally happened. Reality as we know it has completely collapsed into random chaos. We shall now see if what is said is true - "Out of chaos comes order".
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(EΝE) Hey Clonepa, while you're here, how do I get past you in this game? http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1172764434/l50
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(ζLΦ`) I'll beat you...
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( E-E) 200GET for stability!