[Part 8] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 21:59

( LƒΦ`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.

850 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 03:45

(EΝE) Grandpa, what does "jumping the shark" mean?

851 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 03:50

i@LƒΦ`jDodging the loansharks.

852 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 05:28

(EΝE) Is http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1177025967/ a good thread?

853 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 05:38

( E-E) It can't be any worse then this one, can it?

854 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 05:51

@@@@@Ό“ρ |@@@/“ρ½ B-U-N-ERECTION
@@@@ @@@ i@R“ρ“ρ“ρ½
@@@@@@@@ Ι>ƒm@
@@@@ @@ƒŒΪ1

855 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 07:23

( E-E) Never mind, I think that this thread has set the bar for bad threads across the entire internet. One day, a researcher will find this thread, nestled in the deepest disgusting depths of a massive archive of the internet, and on that day, he will inadvertently destroy what little is left of a global communications network by bringing this horrific catastrophe of a thread to light.

( E-E) Don't say I didn't warn you when it happens.

856 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 07:28

(EΝE) Isnt it your fault this thread got derailed in the first place, Beady eyes?

857 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 07:38

( E-E) It was inevitable. Since Grandpa refuses to die, the thread will continue to be derailed by Deus ex machina or simple side-tracking every time we get close to finally putting the last nail in his coffin.

858 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 07:54

i LƒΦ`j Niggas ballin'

859 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 11:40

(EΝE) So what you really mean, Beady Eyes, is that since Grandpa didn't go along with your awesome PILLS GIBBLSIG plan for HIS thread, YOU think it sucks.

(EΝE) It's not as though your thread was popular enough to go through so many incarnations so quickly.

(EΝE) fag.

860 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 11:43

( E-E) I just thought it'd be really funny if Grandpa died in a thread.

( E-E) FOREVER!!!!!!

861 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 11:45

( LƒΦ`) Fine.

( xƒΦx) Look, Grandpa's dead forever. Ha Ha.

( LƒΦ`) There, now are you happy, you microcephalic twit?

862 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 11:54

( E-E) No. That takes all the fun out of it.

863 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 12:28

(EΝE) Awwwww, too bad so sad bye bye.

864 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 13:26

( LƒΦ`) I think you're worse than that fatass...

865 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 13:29

(EΝE) Grandpa, do you think when we get to the 9th thread iteration, the combined post will be over 9000?

866 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 14:08

( LƒΦ`) No, it'll be somewhere around 8990

867 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 15:59

(@₯ิm₯ิ) Dad, what was life like before the Inter- oh, you answered that one already.

868 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 16:23

( LƒΦ`) You missed most of the last week's shooting, son. What happened?

869 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 16:24

(@₯ิm₯ิ) I couldn't find my script. Sorry about that. What page are we on?

870 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 16:46

( E-E) We're on the one that sucks.

871 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:18

( LƒΦ`) That would be any page with your dialog on it, Beady. Try to be more specific.

872 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 18:02

( E-E) This while play sucks. Though I'll admit some pages suck more than others.

873 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 18:15

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874 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 18:41

(EΝE) Grandpa, how did people download books without the internet?

875 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 19:40

( LƒΦ`) They would physically transport themselves to a bookstore or library and obtain a physical copy directly.

876 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 20:22

(EΝE) How many kilobits a second is that?

877 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 22:19

( LƒΦ`) None until you have the book in hand, then all of 'em at once.

878 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 23:05

(EAE) Grandpa, I've got the flu!

879 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 23:08

( LƒΦ`) Back when I was your age, the flu got you! Boy, were you lucky if you survived the 1918 pandemic.

880 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 02:38

( LƒΦ`) ...or the 1340s pandemic. All those negroes scurrying along.

881 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 03:11

(EAE) Grandpa, that's racist !

882 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 03:56

( LƒΦ`) Back in my day, being a Racist meant that you raced your Negro-drawn buggy against other people

883 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 05:06

(EΝE) Isn't it unfair to race Negroes against horses because the Negro, being bred solely for sport, can beat any horse?
( LƒΦ`) We cut off their legs first.

884 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 15:10

( E-E) Grandpa no chinchi wa chisai da yo. Yopparai mou! Honto, gomenasai.

885 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 15:55

( LƒΦ`) What's that? You're making tacos?

886 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 15:58

(EΝE) He said, "Grandpa, no shins were chiseled on this day, yo. Yabba dabba doo! On to go, my nasal."

(EΝE) I don't get it.

887 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 15:59

( LƒΦ`) Darn. I'm jonesing for some taco action right about now.

888 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 16:27

(EΝE) What was life like before books?

889 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 16:53

( LƒΦ`) We had scrolls, Junior. You rolled them straight out and there was none of that bothersome "page-turning" you had to do, but it was hell keeping them clear from mould or the effects of age and weather.

890 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:06

(EΝE) What was life like before scrolls?

891 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:14

( LƒΦ`) We had stone tablets, Junior. They lasted for ages and ages and ages, but they were impossible to carry around and you'd be lucky if you ever got to use one yourself - you had to fetch a stoneworker (and a literate stoneworker at that) and dictate your message to him, and you'd always have to pay the most outrageous fees. Mostly, we left the stone tablet business to the temples and the guards.

892 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:15

( LƒΦ`) We all sat around the fire and together, we made enough noise to keep the wolves awake.

893 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:16

(EΝE) Did they have 4-Ch on stone tablets?

894 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:19

( LƒΦ`) No. Just a bunch of Hammurabi legal mumbo jumbo.

895 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:19

( LƒΦ`) No, but we did have 4-ch on the city walls. Mind you, if you were caught actually "writing" on the city walls, the guards would visit the most terrible punishments upon you.

896 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:20

(EΝE) Wait, what was that about fire?

897 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:20

( LƒΦ`) One of the Clonepas has grown old, I see...

898 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:23

( LƒΦ`) Damn kids are in our apple tree again!

899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:24

(EΝE) Did Nida demand Apolojuice when he was caught writing on the walls?

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:24

(@₯ิm₯ิ) Hey dads. Got any nachos?

901 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:29

( LƒΦ`) I remember when Nachos where invented in Mexico. I thought to myself, "Algún idiota va a pedirme nachos algún día, Ay caramba!"

902 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:50

( E-E) Junior, no shins were chiseled on this day, yo. Yabba dabba doo! On to go, my nasal.

903 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 18:07

(EΝE) What does that mean?

904 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 18:41

( LƒΦ`) It's gangspeak, Junior, and you don't want to have anything to do with it.

905 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 19:48

(EΝE) Grandpa, whatever became of the Mizukis between Mizuki Ichiro and Mizuki Nana?

906 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 19:49

( LƒΦ`) NANA MIZUKI! You just touched my soft spot.

907 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 19:57

(EΝE) But what about my question!

908 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 19:57

( LƒΦ`) There is nothing in between. They both cover everything already.

909 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 20:26

(EΝE) Grandpa, what came before the Grandpa threads ever began?

910 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 20:26

(@•_Q) I say old chap, your taste in representatives of the female species is something best left unmentioned at the next gentlemen's gathering.

911 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 20:33

( LƒΦ`) Get your uptight ass out of my thread.

( E-E) tight ass...

912 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 22:08

( E-E) mm

913 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 22:46

( LƒΦ`) ..

(LƒΦ` ) .....

( LƒΦ`) ........You know, shifty eyes.. Back in my day, we cut people's penises off for masturbating.

914 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 23:59

( E-E) Grandpa no chinchi wa chisai da yo. Yopparai mou! Honto, gomenasai.

915 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 01:47

( LƒΦ`) Yeah that was really funny the first time you said it. Everybody laughed themselves into exhaustion over it. Wow, you sure know how to tell a joke.

( LƒΦ`) ...

( LƒΦ`) Now bugger off.

916 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 02:05

(EΝE) Grandpa, it's raining!
(EΝE)?

917 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 04:23

( LƒΦ`) So where's your question?

918 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 04:36

(EΝE) Back in my day, we didn't have questions, we had to beat dinosaurs with our clubs until they'd tell us what we needed.

919 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 04:44

( LƒΦ`) You skipped a line again. How many times have I told you to keep your thumb next to your next line in the script?

920 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 04:47

(EΝE) Why do we need a script anyway?

921 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 05:34

( LƒΦ`) Because when some of the participants in this thread start ad libbing, we end up with all of Beady Eye's posts. He never had a script, but he insisted on pulling all that General Hospital crap anyway.

( LƒΦ`) And it went nowhere.

922 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 06:06

(EΝE) You mean the prosthetic head thing?

923 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 08:10

( LƒΦ`) No, the prosthetic prosthetic head thing. It was so overly dramatic it had to be a fake-fake head.

924 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 09:04

( E-E) If you just played along with it it would have ended up with ultimate lols.

925 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 11:05

(EΝE) Grandpa, if we just ignore him, do you think he'll go away?

926 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 12:30

( LƒΦ`) Unfortunately, it hasn't worked yet.

927 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 18:19

( LƒΦ`) BEADY EYES WAKE UP
( LƒΦ`) YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE FUN
( LƒΦ`) See how annoying that is?

928 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 19:47

(EΝE) What was 4-ch like before Beady Eyes, Grandpa?

929 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 19:50

( LƒΦ`) A lot better.

930 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 19:51

( E-E) You're all mean!
(E-E ) boo hoo sob sob

931 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 20:04

( E-E) I wish I'd never been typed.

932 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 20:05

(EΝE) Was Beady Eyes this annoying even when he was first typed?

933 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 21:34

( LƒΦ`) Who?

934 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 21:36

(EΝE) You know, that li- hmmm... I forgot what I was talking about.

935 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 21:54

( E-E) At least I'm not a fucking W.I.T.C.H.

936 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:18

( EƒΦE) even i'm cooler then beady eyes

937 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:38

( LƒΦ`) Yes, let's all talk to Clonepa!

938 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:43

lol

939 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:43

lol

940 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:43

lol

941 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:43

lol

942 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:43

lol

943 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:44

lol

944 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:44

lol

945 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:44

lol

946 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:44

lol

947 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:44

lol

948 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:44

lol

949 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:44

lol

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