( LΦ`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what does "jumping the shark" mean?
i@LΦ`jDodging the loansharks.
(EΝE) Is http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1177025967/ a good thread?
( E-E) It can't be any worse then this one, can it?
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( E-E) Never mind, I think that this thread has set the bar for bad threads across the entire internet. One day, a researcher will find this thread, nestled in the deepest disgusting depths of a massive archive of the internet, and on that day, he will inadvertently destroy what little is left of a global communications network by bringing this horrific catastrophe of a thread to light.
( E-E) Don't say I didn't warn you when it happens.
(EΝE) Isnt it your fault this thread got derailed in the first place, Beady eyes?
( E-E) It was inevitable. Since Grandpa refuses to die, the thread will continue to be derailed by Deus ex machina or simple side-tracking every time we get close to finally putting the last nail in his coffin.
i LΦ`j Niggas ballin'
( E-E) No. That takes all the fun out of it.
( LΦ`) I think you're worse than that fatass...
(EΝE) Grandpa, do you think when we get to the 9th thread iteration, the combined post will be over 9000?
( LΦ`) No, it'll be somewhere around 8990
( E-E) We're on the one that sucks.
( E-E) This while play sucks. Though I'll admit some pages suck more than others.
(EΝE) Grandpa, how did people download books without the internet?
(EΝE) How many kilobits a second is that?
(EAE) Grandpa, I've got the flu!
( LΦ`) Back when I was your age, the flu got you! Boy, were you lucky if you survived the 1918 pandemic.
( LΦ`) ...or the 1340s pandemic. All those negroes scurrying along.
(EAE) Grandpa, that's racist !
( LΦ`) Back in my day, being a Racist meant that you raced your Negro-drawn buggy against other people
(EΝE) Isn't it unfair to race Negroes against horses because the Negro, being bred solely for sport, can beat any horse?
( LΦ`) We cut off their legs first.
( E-E) Grandpa no chinchi wa chisai da yo. Yopparai mou! Honto, gomenasai.
( LΦ`) What's that? You're making tacos?
(EΝE) What was life like before books?
( LΦ`) We had scrolls, Junior. You rolled them straight out and there was none of that bothersome "page-turning" you had to do, but it was hell keeping them clear from mould or the effects of age and weather.
(EΝE) What was life like before scrolls?
( LΦ`) We had stone tablets, Junior. They lasted for ages and ages and ages, but they were impossible to carry around and you'd be lucky if you ever got to use one yourself - you had to fetch a stoneworker (and a literate stoneworker at that) and dictate your message to him, and you'd always have to pay the most outrageous fees. Mostly, we left the stone tablet business to the temples and the guards.
(EΝE) Did they have 4-Ch on stone tablets?
( LΦ`) No, but we did have 4-ch on the city walls. Mind you, if you were caught actually "writing" on the city walls, the guards would visit the most terrible punishments upon you.
(EΝE) Did Nida demand Apolojuice when he was caught writing on the walls?
( LΦ`) I remember when Nachos where invented in Mexico. I thought to myself, "Algún idiota va a pedirme nachos algún día, Ay caramba!"
( E-E) Junior, no shins were chiseled on this day, yo. Yabba dabba doo! On to go, my nasal.
(EΝE) What does that mean?
( LΦ`) It's gangspeak, Junior, and you don't want to have anything to do with it.
(EΝE) Grandpa, whatever became of the Mizukis between Mizuki Ichiro and Mizuki Nana?
( LΦ`) NANA MIZUKI! You just touched my soft spot.
(EΝE) But what about my question!
( LΦ`) There is nothing in between. They both cover everything already.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what came before the Grandpa threads ever began?
(@•_Q) I say old chap, your taste in representatives of the female species is something best left unmentioned at the next gentlemen's gathering.
( LΦ`) Get your uptight ass out of my thread.
( E-E) tight ass...
( E-E) mm
( LΦ`) ..
(LΦ` ) .....
( LΦ`) ........You know, shifty eyes.. Back in my day, we cut people's penises off for masturbating.
( E-E) Grandpa no chinchi wa chisai da yo. Yopparai mou! Honto, gomenasai.
(EΝE) Grandpa, it's raining!
(EΝE)?
( LΦ`) So where's your question?
(EΝE) Back in my day, we didn't have questions, we had to beat dinosaurs with our clubs until they'd tell us what we needed.
(EΝE) Why do we need a script anyway?
(EΝE) You mean the prosthetic head thing?
( LΦ`) No, the prosthetic prosthetic head thing. It was so overly dramatic it had to be a fake-fake head.
( E-E) If you just played along with it it would have ended up with ultimate lols.
(EΝE) Grandpa, if we just ignore him, do you think he'll go away?
( LΦ`) BEADY EYES WAKE UP
( LΦ`) YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE FUN
( LΦ`) See how annoying that is?
(EΝE) What was 4-ch like before Beady Eyes, Grandpa?
( LΦ`) A lot better.
( E-E) You're all mean!
(E-E ) boo hoo sob sob
(EΝE) Was Beady Eyes this annoying even when he was first typed?
( LΦ`) Who?
( E-E) At least I'm not a fucking W.I.T.C.H.
( EΦE) even i'm cooler then beady eyes
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