In this thread you post about awful things you have done in your life so far. Drugs, spousal abuse, blasphemy, incest, homicide or jaywalking - anything goes. Have at it, folks, you are Anonymous!
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fucked my little brother in the nose

I should have specified that this is supposed to be a more serious kind of thread. Asshattery is really better fit in /dqn/ ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

I've masturbated to pictures of little girls :(

And I'm not guilty of it

: (

Related blog linkage:
http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

i tried to have sex with my little brother, but i didn't know how

>>6
Are you a guy or a girl?

Same as >>4

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>>7
i have a HUUGE penis!

also same as >>4
(boring confession thread)

I'm a straight male, and I get an erection when I see gay porn.. I don't understand why!

>>11
I have a female friend who likes to watch my lesbian porn. I can guarantee she's heterosexual.

I once stole money that lay around on a desk in a class of mine in elementary school. It was just change, not even a whole buck. I just did it to prove to myself that I wasn't a total pansy.

I once told a girlfriend of mine that I deleted all of my porn from my computer since I didn't need it anymore because I had her which made her happy. In reality I just lost most due to a HD crash and recollected most of it and even more afterwards.

I have a little sister who is very smart and doing lots of good things with her life. I still believe she is developing a total bullshit personality and I hate to hear her laugh which I think sounds totally fake. I believe it's kind of my fault and that I should have been closer to her.

Once, in front of my neighbours family, i completely ignored this mentally challenged girl that went up to me and said "hi!" I don't know why I did it, but I was so ashamed afterwards.

>>13

> I once told a girlfriend of mine that I deleted all of my porn from my computer since I didn't need it anymore because I had her which made her happy. In reality I just lost most due to a HD crash and recollected most of it and even more afterwards.

Thank goodness you saved some of it and downloaded some more, I thought you had done something so silly as being out of porn.

In third and fourth grade I systematically carried out a small animals genocide. Insects, mice, frogs, etc. Hundreds and hundreds of them. Sometimes at night I can still hear them scream. 8(

>>16
I never went past small insects.

same as >>4, orz

Same as >>4 lolz

I post in /b while crossdressing.

Sup same as >>4 crew?

same as >>4

also, my gf is 15 years old

Needs more confessions that don't involve pedophilia.

Also, >>20 fancies his sister.

I spent three years of my life without going more than two waking hours without getting stoned.

Cocks! I like cocks.

>>12

girls do that

I have never done anything awfull in my life ever, I am a perfect person

>>26
That´s awful.

>>26 is guilty in being perfect.

>>4 is a popular confession
How about everyone who has done >>4 contributes another confession?
Sometimes I lie to friends about having to do stuff instead of going out with them to movies/etc. I always feel really guilty about it during and afterwards...

>>29
I've done that a lot, too. Still am.

I bullied a dorky girl in middle school and some dorky guy, even physically hurt them some times. This despite being bullied myself a lot in school myself.

>>29
everyone lies to their friends, let's hear some real stuff

i still live with my parents but instead of doing something with my life i spend all my money on getting drunk/high downtown and hitting on my friends ex-girlfriends

twice now, i've shagged my best friends ex-girlfriend, seperate ones, i'm sure freud would read something into this, but i'm of the opinion he was an idiot to dump them, at least one of them, the other is so and so

>>29
I don't have anything else to confess, though... all my confessions have to do with little girls and my imagination.

So with that eliminated, I am a perfectly moral person with nothing to hide. Hey, that feels a lot better! I should confess to my friends. (no)

I confess to >>4 also.

>>33
Confess something else already!

I was to lazy to walk to the bathroom, so I pissed in a coke can.(VERY HARD WITH MY HUGE CHAK) Oh course I'm a tard and leave it out and later on that day my sister takes a drink of it.[funny now, BUT FILLED WITH SHAME AS 6 YEAR OLD]

^ Sorry that was more of a guilt confession, as for real shame confession: I jerked off while taking a bath(olo gay) in my parents bathtub. I spent the next two hours cleaning the tub so I wouldn't get my mom pregnant.

I jerked off in the bathtub all the time when I was a teenager. Everyone in my house used it.
I think all kinds of confessions are fine in this thread, really. As long as you believe their content is serious enough.

i took modern japanese I in university

>>38 lol

I suppose the only really immoral thing I have done is selling drugs. Other than that I´m a good boy. Never raped a loli, never killed anyone, never robbed old ladies.

>>39
What kind of drugs?

I dropped out of High School.

:(

>>41

Well, why don't you go back? Be cool, stay in school.

>>40 Ecstasy and speed.

>>41 Knowing is half the battle!

confession to >>4 as well, media portrays us people too strongly.
once dated a 13yo, 4 years younger then me. 14th birthday present was sex, her idea. It's legal here.

Hmm...

>>4, I guess, but that's human nature.

>>31 I still live with my parents as well, but it's becuase I'm too busy with school to get a job and move out. Perhaps after college (or at least after I transfer to a 4-year.)

No, I don't really do anything.

I dropped out of university :((
I start again soon. I wasted 1.5 years of my life :(((

i went to university :((
i wasted a whole year of my life :(((

>>43
lol, rich boy drugs.
I have never done anything major, except download child pr0n. Don't have it anymore, tho.

So many people are confessing to >>4 that this thread doesn't give a cleansing feeling anymore. I may have to turn to the Catholic Church to truly erase my sins. Oh, wait.

Does the Church really keep it a secret, even for the worst of sins?

>>44
It doesn´t count if you too were a teenager lol
Still hot, though.

>>51
i guess that he was 50-60years old.

Twice now I've stolen stuff that wasn't attached to Radio Shack's display area. Afterwards, I felt kinda stupid because it's not as if I really wanted or needed the items, but rather took them to see if I could. They included: a tiny digital alarm clock, and a multi-tool with a LED light.

boring story GET

i sometimes pretend i'm a girl on the internet.
and sometimes people actually beleive i'm a girl, even after they see pictures of me O.O

>>53

Dude, steal some better shit. That's just pathetic. I hope that was a confession about how much you suck at stealing.

I was 19 almost 20 at the time,
regarding the earlier post about >>4 and sex.

I participated in making the "Pedobear" meme popular on 4chan and regret this retarded actions of mine very much now.

I regret missing Pedobear.

I also regret my indecisiveness. I wish I could make a decision.

And spending so much freetime playing games and watching G4.

And I really really regret the times I watch Johnny Extreme break things over his crotch.

I cry over TV shows, but not tragic events.

how come no one has names

why no one have name
all anonoyous

>>60-61
That is kind of the point of this thread...

>>59 again.
Despite me telling my ex that I was "fine" with being fuckbuddies, I still miss being in a real relationship with her. This is also despite the fact she cheated on me....twice.

I masturbate too much. 4, maybe 5 times a day.

I really need sex badly :(

>>64
Save some money, buy a hooker's time.

>>64
Get a hobby

>>66 he alredy got one ;)

>>67
OH SNAP!

>>63 again
Now this bitch wants me to help her through anorexia. Great. And I go through with it because I am a pussy.

>>69
haha, maybe we should start a club, i'm dealing with exactly the same problem

You could call it the "4-chers with 3D Girlfriends" club

>>57

I helped with the whole "AAIIRR" pseudo-meme. I also requested Blackbob in /f/ once.

For some reason, I masturbated to the same SJIS art of Yomi that some other guy admitted to on the AA board. I tried to focus on another picture, but choosing the one he already fapped to felt dirtier.

>>59
I do this too.

My life is pretty pathetic. The reason I like Densha Otoko so much is I can relate to it so hard. My family ignores me, and I still live with them. I hate my job. I spend all my money on Gundam models and Video Games. I steal anime and music off the internet. I am very, very guilty of >>4 . I told my girlfriend I deleted all my porn, when I never did (kind of like >>13). I tell my friend I've got things to do when I don't so I can stay home and do nothing. On the street if a bum asks me for money I freak out and give them 10 dollar bills because I feel bad - then I feel bad about giving them my money afterwards.

Other than feeling shame about my life in general and how pathetic I am, I try to be overly polite to everyone when really I'm an ass. I used to skip middle school and highschool constantly because I didn't do homework or feel like taking a test. I've smoked weed a few times in my life but not anymore. I've lied to ex-girlfriends many times, a few girlfriends I had were lies to begin with - I didn't want to be in the relationships but I can't say "no."

My current girlfriend is the best I've ever had, as well as the longest relationship. That being said, today is our 4 month anniversary, I've never seen her face, I'm in Michigan and she's in Hawaii.

Sigh~

I'm the guy that posted the "Britney Eats for Two" gif over and over and over again for weeks until it finally, finally caught on as a pseudo-meme or whatever you could consider it.

I wasn't the first person who posted it to /gif/, but after seeing the reaction it got, I felt the need to repost it. I haven't visited the forum in a couple weeks to repost the many versions, so I don't know if it's still going on all that much, but I'm certain that I will do it again.

>>75
Hahaha, I think I love you. Watching people freak over these minor annoyances and watching the consectutive drama and reposts by everybody else is the best thing ever.

PS: I am the guy who forced the Milhouse meme.

i chase the dragon (I smoke heroin of a sheet of tin foil)

Dont know why just do it

I posted a picture of several stillframes from a video showing someone (not pictured) setting a cat on fire in a tub over on another imgboard. I found the picture somewhere else.

I deleted the picture shortly after but now it gets reposted over and over. I wish I hadn't done it but I guess posting the picture doesn't really change anything about the event already having happened. I just think part of the reason why the sick person who lit the cat on fire did what he did was to create the outrage the picture has caused...

I hope I never become so weak & cowardly that I have to prove my control over life by torturing someone helpless to death.

i think i'm the person who started the 'i'm going to make a thread about my troubles with girls' wave that's been going over general lately

i'm sorry, kinda

>>79
As well as you should be. You don't have trouble with girls.

You sort it out.

>>79
It was bound to happen sooner or later.

I touched the DS screen without using the stylus. I'm sorry. orz

I became such an emo fag at one point that because I couldn't get a girl, I started trying to become gay so I could at least find a guy who would like me.

>>83
lol!

>>83 ftw

I am a contributing factor to the current shittiness that some people see in 4chan's /v/. I'm the one that started that "PS3 = $700, 360 = $300, etc." way back during those E3 stickies, and I've repeated them whenever possible since then.

Also, I'm the guy who reposts those Namco vs Capcom threads, and I'm behind the "looks like a fan mod for chrono trigger??" and I just do a whole bunch of trolling in general.

i listen to trance music

I have wasted the last 3 years of my life and am only 21.

Heck, I've wasted the last 17 years of my life and I'm only 17.

age = years without girlfriend

>>89
I meant it in the way "I was NEET 2 of the 3 last years and I'm starting my 4th"

I have contributed to popularize the delayclose.jpg meme on 4chan

>>85

ftboi, obviously.

People treat me like I'm hardcore and together, when I'm really shy, and confused.
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>>94
Heh, reminds me of my Middle School days.

No one would mess with me! Or so people claimed. But then again, it could have just been because I'm a nice guy.

Not awful, but shameful enough to compensate: I've had this nerdy on-and-off crush on this chick for like five years and it doesn't seem like I'll be doing anything about it anytime in the near future. I suck so much. ＿|￣|○

Oh well, at least I don't jerk it to children.

Also, I suck at finding the email field.

Also, you spelled sage wrong

now that im over her, i think it'd turn me on to see pics/movies of my ex being banged by the guy she cheated on me with

90% of these confessions are lame...

And the rest are creepy?

>>100 change your name to not a number

Once one of my friends i liked started going out with a 21 year old guy (we were 14) and they started having sex, I put on a hoody and a bandana over my mouth and beat him with a snow shovel outside his house one night, I was never caught.

>>100

"Anonymous" or not, it would be stupid to confess anything truly serious here.

>>104
Well, some illegal things seem to have been confessed to. although >>103 doesn't count as it is lies

I have posted in this thread....

>>102

A number is more anonymous

>>104

why?

And im not talking about confessions like rape or murder (hopefully no one who has done these things is on here) but most of the confessions have been stupid, as in completely non serious... I'll put in a decent confession later, i've got a few things that are something i'd never tell anyone, (unless anonyomous) but im too tired atm.

I've adopted 219 as my Anon name ^^

>>107 it's a thread number. that's confusing...

>>90
ftw

>>9 mines called goliath!!!

>>96 same thing xept it is mutual in my case and its more then a crush. i m so pathetic !!＿|￣|○ (i jerk it to children lol)

i jerk it to children lol"tha was me

kept a butterfly alive for decoration
then many came to the rescue and attacked me (seriously!)didn't hurt though...
I felt guilty so I killed it and the friends and some more when i got out HAHAHAHAHAAAA .... ＿|￣|○

same as >>4 lol

>>103 yeaaaaa KEEP IT REAL!!!!cough*wangster*cough

I'd like to confest that I'm guilty...
or pre-meditated /slap'ing of >>107 for being an idiot and using "219" as a name. When we get to >>219 and it's not you, the world will rupture.

I'm an insecure bastard. I hate people who are better than me at stuff.

i stole a 300$ mp3 player, i told everyone i bought it, i feel like such an asshole, and i mean, i havent told ANYONE...cept here now =P

i like to be humilated by girls sexually :O

I waste a lot of time posting messages on the Internet.

>>120
Come to http://4-ch.net/iaa/ . You're among friends.

>>119
I don't really like to, but that happens a lot to me anyway :(

I have crossed-dressed... to school... 3 times... in the last 4 months... orz

>>123

Pics!

>>123 whether are you making the female to male jump or opposite?

>>124
sorry, you'd have to ask the girls I borrowed the clothes from

>>125
male to female

>>123
craziness, care to give us a backstory?

>>123
Yes please! 4ch needs more traps.

>>127
Umm, I kinda tend to random things when I'm not on my meds?

There really is no backstory, I tend to get random ideas and go with them. Today is the first day that I've seen my normal hair color since... September, was it? I'm not sure. I usually have it dyed some wierd color. And for clothes, my closet ranges from preppy, to geek, to hardcore punk. I just tend to wear whatever I want, just to try to get some reaction out of people. So far my favorite time was this Christmas, when I was wearing one of my punk outfits, complete with spiked wristbands and a torn-up leather jacket covered in mud stains. Then, I put my green hair into goth spikes. And to top it all off, I tied tiny bells to each spike with red ribbon and went bell-ringing for the Salvation Army (charity work, if you aren't from around here). You should have seen some of the looks I got from some old ladies.

As for what I actually wore, the first time was something small, a Shojo Beat babydoll tee, that I had won in a raffle at a meeting for a local anime group, which coincidently, I had predicted I would. I wore an unbuttoned white dress shirt over it. I didn't really recieve any comments on it, and nobody other than a few friends knew that it was a girls shirt.

The second time was during spirit week, (the week before the homecoming game) I kinda was going overboard with the theme days (I went as Death wearing a cowboy hat for cowboy day) for crazy hair/backwards clothes day I wore a dress. I got a lot of stares and was called a "faggot" and gay a couple times. I also had a few of my teachers just shake their head.

The third time was the day after halloween, I had planned on borrowing a kimono from one of my friends to wear for halloween, but she was gone that day so I just got it from the next day and wore it. It was a pink and purple one with a giant, plastic reinforced pink bow. It went perfectly with my baby blue hair. It was real silk and damn comfortable. Got called a "faggot" by a kid I dislike, so I reported him to a teacher and he got an inschool suspension for the rest of the day. (Isn't forced diversity great?)

I've done other things, too. There is most likely going to several pictures of me in the yearbook getting makeup applied during stagecrew at the school musical. Oh, and if you can believe this after that story, I'm actually straight.

Wow, I was working on that for 2 hours, off and on

I'm sort of overweight and am very self-conscious.

I once dressed up in an ensemble consisting of many women's clothes to give myself the appearance of being a pimp. It worked.

I steal from people when they can't know.

>>103

>>107

Common sense? How many 21year olds get beaten up by some 14 year old shit? Seriously.

Damn >>123, I think you're my new hero.

>>129

So... are you gay? It's a shame with people shouting "faggot" and such, but i'm kinda curious now.

I pronounce sage "sayje" and DQN as if it were an initialism.

>>137
Me too. I posit that this is not wrong, but rather "just how we do it in the west".

I think I partially ruined a friend's life by introducing him to 4chan :(

>>136
no I'm straight

I actually am doing the anonymous posting shit.

Part of me wishes my grandparents would die. Not because I hate them, but because of how much I care for them.

I desperately wanna go somewhere away from my family so that I never have to see any of them again, but I worry about my grandparents. They'd be crushed, and I just can't stand the thought of them suffering because of me.

But it can't be helped because even if I didn't have my conscience to worry about, I still don't have the resources to move out.

>>142
If you save carefully, then by the time your grandparents die, you'll be able to move out!

Save what? I don't have any source of income.

I have a shameful confession. I'm a guy, yet I can't parallel park.

>>145 me too

>>146 me too

>>96

I imagine it's difficult, being an out of date console and all.

When I see a beautiful woman, my first thought is "Uho! Ii onna!"

>>149

Sounds pretty normal to me.

Let's see, where should I start...

I'm muslim, in college now (community college, of course), was home-schooled all my K-12 life, and I'm introverted.

I want to make some friends, but I really don't know how, and am too scared to try.

When I was around 9 (I think) I "played games" with my brother who's 4 years younger than me... I had forgotten about it for a while, but when I remembered a few years ago I noticed it could be considered close to gay incest, and I really hope he has forgotten about it as he never mentioned it. Sort of scared about him mentioning it to our parents.

I feel like a loser since I still live with my parents.

I've known this one girl from the internet for like two years, and I've sort of fell in love with her. Heck, if she came to my house and asked me to run away with her, I probably would. However, she's too nice to ever do something like that, and I should as hell would never admit to her that I like her. She probably lives like, 2000 miles away, and I don't beleive in internet relationships. She's also 3 years younger than I am, and just turned legal.

Also... I want to have sex, but I believe in sex after marriage.

That's all.

>>151 is good at this!

i've posted in "The sad thread (´･ω･`)" three times.
and one of them was http://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1133355900/66.

I visit /b/

>>154 amen brother

>>151's account of his gay incest games with his younger brother totally turned me on.

one day i put on one of my sister's dresses and jerked off into a mitten while talking to my girlfriend on the phone.

>>156
Me too ^^///

>>157

(ﾟヮﾟ) Mittens!

I have no job or car or money or girlfriend. I live with my parents and contribute nothing to society. I have no ambition. I went to college for half a semester then left in disgust. I have no idea what I am doing with my life. I'm useless. I think that one of these days I'll just curl up in a corner somewhere and die.

:(

>>160
we live in the weird world today
even useless people are useful to society somehow
you'll see...

>>160
Measuring your self-worth in "usefullness for society" is probably one of the worst things to do. Don't trick yourself into thinking that fullfilling that will make you happy. Until you figure it out measure your self-worth by the size of your penis or something equally arbitrary because that makes about as much sense as anything

>>162

SIGNED

He who dies with the most porn, wins!

I lied to my mother about losing my virginity. D;

>>165
Ahaha, do explain

>>166
I second this

>>167
I third this

>>168
I fourth this

>>165 You told her she wasn't your first, didn't you?

You shouldn't have lied. A Mother always knows.

I think that a girl is into me but I will probably never return her entreaties despite being horribly starved for any kind of human contact because I'll just screw up again and end up more alone than ever :(

>>171
Wrong thread.
http://4-ch.net/iaa/kareha.pl/1142278539/

>>171
me too, except i never bothered to have human contact in the first place.

i left a dead battery in my apartment's lobby before i moved.
the landlady was really nice. i guess i was just being a lazy ass.

i once hated this 6 year old annoying spoiled girl, so i framed her for something stupid, then their parents got pissed angry with her and she cried yelling she didnt do it. I kinda felt happy at first and then felt bad afterwards.

i rode on the skytrain in (area) a lot without paying, cause they didnt monitor the trains. but then i eventually got caught once and the fine was like 100+ bucks. instead of paying, i just left the country. lol.

oh, and i have a bad habit of never calling home. i'm the only child and both my parents love me a lot. i felt guilty, but at the same time, my laziness and apathy gets the better of me.

>>174's story about the girl kinda turned me on.

>>175
me too

>>instead of paying, i just left the country. lol.

I like your style.