ITT we insult the poster above us (1067)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 05:59 [no]

Well?

2 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 07:01 [no]

>>1 is clearly a faggot.

3 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 07:20 [no]

>>2 failed at '2GET'

4 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 09:24 [no]

>>3 needs to stop being such a GET whore.

5 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 12:16 [no]

>>4 is insecure and whiny.

6 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 12:26 [no]

>>5 tries to come off all superior to those around it.

7 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 12:41 [no]

>>6 is some sort of politically correct faggot who can't use gendered pronouns.

8 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 21:56 [no]

>>7 lacks heterosexual finesse.

9 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 23:51 [no]

>heterosexual finesse

Is that like french for 'homo' or something?

10 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 01:01 [no]

>>9 fails at insulting >>8

11 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 04:04 [no]

>>10 fails at coming up with a suitable response to >>9

12 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 05:14 [no]

>>11

fails for mindlessly copying the previous post.

And yes, that means I fail too.

13 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 06:18 [no]

>>12 botched by foundering in using the thesaurus (http://www.m-w.com )

14 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 09:15 [no]

>>13 is a fucking baldy.

15 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 12:32 [no]

>>14 couldn't spot a misspelling of "floundering" if it raped him with a strap-on vibrator from behind.

16 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 12:37 [no]

People often confuse the verbs founder and flounder. Founder comes from a Latin word meaning “bottom” (as in foundation) and originally referred to knocking enemies down; people now use it also to mean “to fail utterly, collapse”: The business started well but foundered. Flounder means “to move clumsily, thrash about” and hence “to proceed in confusion.” Thus if >>15 is foundering in appearing that he has a clue, he had better lurk more; if he is floundering, he may yet pull through.

17 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 14:11 [no]

>>16 is tl;dr, and needs to go away from DQN

18 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 14:25 [no]

>>17 is tired and bitter!

19 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 15:33 [no]

>>18 is jacques chirac

20 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 15:45 [no]

>>19 is dubya

21 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 17:08 [no]

>>20 has a penis bone even though he's human only so that everyone can see what an idiot he is since he frequently manages to break it

22 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 17:30 [no]

>>21 is incomprehensible.

23 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 18:57 [no]

>>22 is moot

24 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 02:34 [no]

>>23 is emo snacks

25 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 02:43 [no]

>>24 IS A FURRY

26 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 02:58 [no]

>>25 is hiding his secret attraction for >>24

27 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 04:06 [no]

>>26 is nurupo

28 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 04:18 [no]

>>27 gah!

29 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 07:09 [no]

>>28 is....well, ugly.

30 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 07:42 [no]

>>29 breaks into open weeping during sex.

31 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 10:36 [no]

>>30's mom

BURNBURNBURN

32 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 10:36 [no]

>>31 is DQN.

33 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 12:17 [no]

>>32 is too stupid to think of a good insult

34 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 18:47 [no]

>>33 is the shit piece left in my column after an enema.

35 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 19:27 [no]

36 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 19:41 [no]

THREAD OVER.

37 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 23:36 [no]

>>36 doesn't know when a thread is over! This thread will become a legendary cesspool of meaningless insults!

38 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 00:04 [no]

>>37 is desperate to keep his thread alive, even when it sucks.

39 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 00:20 [no]

>>38 No, YOU suck!

40 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 03:00 [no]

>>39 NO U!
(come on, you knew it was coming)

41 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 03:02 [no]

>>40 is a 4chan faggot who can't come up with anything original

42 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 03:49 [no]

>>41 busted his cover, "faggot" is a typical 4chan insult.

43 Name: 「」 1993-09-4453 07:04 [no]

>>42
You'd know, wouldn't you?

44 Name: 1993-09-4453 09:48 [no]

>>43 fails at 「」

45 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 13:02 [no]

>>44 fails at properly insulting >>43

46 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 15:00 [no]

For recycling something we already decided was lame, >>45 does not succeed.

47 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 15:19 [no]

>>46 is a little shitworm who needs to grow a fucking spine and dare to say some real insults.

48 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 17:04 [no]

>>47 has too much anger in his life.

49 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 17:17 [no]

Only a motherfucking scumbag like >>47 would need to give explanations why >>46 sucks donkey balls so much, it's so damn frigging obvious.

50 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 17:30 [no]

oh and >>48 should shut up

51 Name: 「」 1993-09-4453 17:37 [no]

>>50 voted for Bush.

52 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 19:08 [no]

>>51 has made this thread the worst thread ever.

53 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 19:17 [no]

>>52 fails at being a hip, cool, alternative internet person.

54 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 19:25 [no]

>>53 is a fuddy-duddy

55 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 19:56 [no]

>>54 is dead inside and cannot feel real feelings.

56 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 20:13 [no]

55 is an emo pussy

57 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 20:50 [no]

>>56 is a me-too trendhopper, jumping on the trite bandwagon of making fun of people for being emo.

58 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 20:56 [no]

>>56 is to damn lazy to type >>

59 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 21:06 [no]

>>58 is obviously too stupid to know that 57 comes after 56.

60 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 21:52 [no]

>>59 is a smartass.

61 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 22:12 [no]

It's better than being a dumbass like >>60 .

62 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 22:39 [no]

>>61 can't control his bowels.

63 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 23:20 [no]

>>62 has a scatological fetish.

64 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 01:36 [no]

If any body knows "scatological fetish" its >>63

65 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 01:47 [no]

I know you are, but what am I, >>64 ?

66 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 02:02 [no]

Congradulations Moron! You've found yet another way to flaunt your stupidity.

67 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 02:15 [no]

>>66 Oh the irony

68 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 02:29 [no]

>>67 gets off on illusions of superiority

69 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 02:47 [no]

>>68 is an Internet psychiatrist.

70 Name: 「」 1993-09-4454 03:19 [no]

>>69 said "trist".
Huh huh. Huh huh. Huh.

71 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 03:41 [no]

>>70 dropped out of college to play World of Warcraft

72 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 04:51 [no]

>>71 is made of ass and poo

73 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 09:02 [no]

>>72 is saying this in hopes of some tasty >>71 dessert.

74 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 09:39 [no]

>>73 is obviously fapping to the thought of >>71 and >>72 having wild unlubed buttsex.

75 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 10:18 [no]

>>74 is getting off on the thought of pure, unadulterated male masturbation.

76 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 12:46 [no]

>>75 needs to go straight and get a woman

77 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 13:26 [no]

>>76 is only saying that to hide the fact that he is in fact HAADO GEI

78 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 14:34 [no]

>>77
is the real secret identity of HAADO GEI

79 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 16:11 [no]

>>78 fails at life

80 Name: 「」 1993-09-4454 16:23 [no]

>>79 fails at the universe and everything.

81 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 18:15 [no]

>>80 just pain fails.

82 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 21:01 [no]

Ooh! Such wit! It took full 1 hour 52 minutes and that's all that >>81 could come up with.

83 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 22:25 [no]

>>82 sits in front of his computer all day waiting for new posts, so he assumes that others do the same. Also, it took >>82 nearly three hours to come up with that brilliant retort.

84 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 22:26 [no]

>>82 needs to come up with less detailed insults.

85 Name: 「」 1993-09-4454 22:49 [no]

>>84 lacks the attention span needed to read more than one sentence.

86 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 23:39 [no]

>>85 lacks the attention span needed to notice that >>84 didn't insult >>83

87 This post sucks.

88 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 23:52 [no]

>>86 io09i-0tip0izdrxt'ko67ygu65e46ssrthhrtshs6

89 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4455 00:14 [no]

>>88 is Terri Shaivo

90 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4455 01:16 [no]

>>89 thinks he's cool for including poop-culture references.

91 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4455 01:54 [no]

>>90 can talk to the hand.

92 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 06:18 [no]

>>91's hand is busy at the moment, the elbow can take a message

93 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 06:24 [no]

>>92 is filled with aids

94 Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 1993-09-4455 06:51 [no]

>>93 fails at modding

95 Name: Lain 1993-09-4455 07:48 [no]

>>94
Fails at the internet

96 Name: raiden fighter jet 1993-09-4455 09:27 [no]

>>95 Fails at life

97 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 12:41 [no]

>>96 CANT TURN ON A DIME,
MACROSSZERO STYLE

98 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 12:45 [no]

>>96 explodes a lot.

99 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4455 14:45 [no]

>>98 also can't insult the poster above him

100 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 17:25 [no]

>>99 fails 100GET

101 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 17:36 [no]

>>92-98,100 fail to post anonymously.

102 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4455 17:41 [no]

>>101 failed to recognize that the default has been changed to W.T.Snacks

103 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 17:50 [no]

>>102
Fails for using a name

104 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 18:19 [no]

>>103
Fails for being full of aids ^_^

105 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 18:44 [no]

>>104 said aids (the disease) when he meant aides (helpers)

106 Name: Panty-Shaped-CAPS LOCK 1993-09-4455 22:55 [no]

>>105 Fail for not using Jared as References

107 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 22:58 [no]

>>105 doesn't get puns unless they're explained in parenthetical notes (a jar).

108 Name: Panty-Shaped-CAPS LOCK 1993-09-4455 23:01 [no]

>>107 I dont get it

109 Name: Panty-Shaped-CAPS LOCK 1993-09-4455 23:02 [no]

>>108 Wait ...wha ?

110 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 00:38 [no]

>>109 sucks at making coherent posts

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