ITT we insult the poster above us (1067)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 05:59 [no]

Well?

401 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 00:12 [no]

>>400 washes with nothing but soap

402 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 01:28 [no]

>>401 doesn't washes

403 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 01:42 [no]

>>403 wishy-washes

404 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 01:54 [no]

>>403 has no concept of "before"

405 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 02:36 [no]

>>404 was lost as a kid

406 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 03:59 [no]

>>405 does not accept POST

407 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 06:18 [no]

>>406

likes doggy buttsecks

408 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 07:32 [no]

>>407, on the other hand, prefers to service dogs orally

409 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 08:40 [no]

>>408 can't even make a proper >> link.

410 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 10:38 [no]

>>409 is very proud of his ability to do so most of the time.

411 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 11:38 [no]

A mime coud deliver better verbal insults then >>410 just did.

412 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 15:57 [no]

>>411 thinks he is nonpareil by not starting his insult by >>410

413 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 00:45 [no]

>>408

is mistaking himself for other people

414 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 00:50 [no]

>>413 does not know what"we insult the poster above us" means

415 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 02:10 [no]

>>414 does, and exploits it to the best of his ability whenever and wherever possible.

416 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 02:40 [no]

>>415 is awfully friendly with >>414. Go go girls!

417 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 09:13 [no]

>>416 wants to join in the all male DQN orgy known as >>1,>>415

418 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 09:22 [no]

>>417 isn't helping the matter

419 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 11:19 [no]

420 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 13:08 [no]

>>419 is OKAMA

421 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 14:14 [no]

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422 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 14:48 [no]

>>421 is owl

423 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 15:45 [no]

>>422 is a COBOL programmer

424 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 17:15 [no]

>>423 is an INTERCAL programmer

425 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 18:06 [no]

>>424 is an ALGOL 58 programmer wannabe

426 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 18:41 [no]

>>425 is a Visual Basic for Applications consultatnt

427 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 18:52 [no]

>>426 is a Java programmer

428 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 20:00 [no]

>>427 has yet to figure out how to do PRINT "Hello" in Gee Wizz BASIC

429 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 23:18 [no]

>>428 has yet to figure out how to write "Hello" in Microsoft Word

430 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 23:55 [no]

>>429 has yet to figure out how to use these computer things, his mommy loaded 4-ch and typed that insult for him.

431 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 00:00 [no]

>>430's mom is so fat he has to bring the computer to her to type for him.

432 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 00:54 [no]

>>431's mom is so fat, she doesn't enjoy going to the beach because she is unsatisfied with her appearance in a bathing suit.

433 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 01:19 [no]

>>432 's mom is so ugly the paper bag refused to go over her head.

434 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 02:23 [no]

>>433's mom is so wide that the last time she went out in a blue dress, everyone said "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"

435 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 03:32 [no]

>>434 is so unoriginal, he decided that yet another lame your mom joke would be the perfect insult.

436 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 04:56 [no]

>>435's mom.

437 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 05:30 [no]

>>436's mom's mom.

438 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 06:49 [no]

>>437's step-sisters half-brother's second father's third cousin (twice removed)'s aunt's (mother's side) grandpa's neice's dog's victim's doctor's wife's college roomate's sister's uncle's drinking buddy's cooworker's barber's mother

439 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 07:51 [no]

>>438

is a fag

440 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 09:51 [no]

>>439 step-sisters half-brother's second father's third cousin (twice removed)'s aunt's (mother's side) grandpa's neice's dog's victim's doctor's wife's college roomate's sister's uncle's drinking buddy's cooworker's barber's mother is a fag

441 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 14:56 [no]

>>440
Thinks calling someone a fag counts as an insult.
Proof of an imbecile troll.

442 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 15:41 [no]

441 is a flaming queen

443 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 16:37 [no]

>>442 is homophobic and insecure.

444 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 16:58 [no]

>>443 is homogay and insecure.

445 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 18:30 [no]

>>444 is trying to direct the attention away from himself so people don't notice his insecurity.

446 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 19:55 [no]

>>445's operating system is insecure

447 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 20:22 [no]

>>446 is so homophobic that >>446 want's to change subject.

448 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 20:24 [no]

>>446 is a Lunix fanboy

449 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 20:25 [no]

>>447 put an apostrophe in "wants".

450 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 20:29 [no]

>>449 put an apostrophe in "Hello"

451 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 20:45 [no]

>>450 puts the apostophe in places others would find uncomfortable

452 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 20:54 [no]

like the colon, or semi colon?

453 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 21:15 [no]

>>452 is an insult to himself.

454 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 22:07 [no]

>>453 is an insult to humanity

455 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 00:26 [no]

>>454 is an insult to the living

456 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 04:51 [no]

>>455 is an insult to the dead

457 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 05:46 [no]

>>456 is an insult to the universe

458 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 10:44 [no]

>>457 has been insulted by the whole universe

459 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 14:11 [no]

>>458 has been insulted by half of the universe

460 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 14:23 [no]

>>459 SUCKS ASS

461 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 14:53 [no]

>>460 is stupid. Also gay.

462 Name: Captain Oblivious 1993-09-4476 15:46 [no]

>>461 can't even spell 'ghey' right.

463 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 18:16 [no]

>>462 is DQN

464 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 18:31 [no]

>>463 is (iœjĪªª²iœj)

465 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 18:53 [no]

>>464 is ( LƒÖ`)

466 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 19:52 [no]

>>465 is a jap smiley

467 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 19:53 [no]

>>465 has no life outside posting in the Grandpa v2.0 thread

468 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 19:56 [no]

>>467 is so clueless, he doesn't even know that the refresh button exists

469 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 19:58 [no]

>>468 is so clueless, he uses the refresh button instead of F5 or ?R

470 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 22:27 [no]

>>469 doesn't known THEY DO THE SAME THING!

471 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 04:02 [no]

>>470 is so clueless, his dad had to put a sticker labelled "Computer Help" on his F1 key!

472 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 04:34 [no]

>>471 is still looking for the ANY key.

473 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 04:45 [no]

>>472 P.E.B.K.A.C.

474 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 05:45 [no]

>>473 PICNIC

475 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 08:14 [no]

>>474 PANIC

476 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 08:37 [no]

>>475

PONIC

477 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 10:40 [no]

>>476 PONY

478 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 11:00 [no]

>>477 DQN

479 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 14:42 [no]

>>478 and his little friends are incapable of forming actual sentences.

480 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 15:00 [no]

>>479 is patronizing

481 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 16:54 [no]

>>480 is repetitive, predictable, and grating

482 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 18:03 [no]

>>481 is mean

483 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 19:51 [no]

>>482 is average

484 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 19:57 [no]

>>483 is a unique snowflake. A yellow one.

485 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 20:36 [no]

486 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 22:09 [no]

>>485
Didn't have the brains to get one for himself.

487 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 22:48 [no]

>>486 was much better than >>386 although >>586 will blow him away

488 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 23:07 [no]

>>487 isn't very good at insulting people

489 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 00:06 [no]

>>488 is a toffee-nosed braggart

490 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 01:10 [no]

>>481 used an Oxford comma.

I know, I know, I didn't insult the person before me. >>491 will probably think he's clever for pointing that out, but >>491 is actually a worthless imbecilic lout. So there.

491 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 03:42 [no]

>>490 is supposed to insult the person before him.

492 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 03:57 [no]

>>490 is supposed to insult the person before him.

493 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 04:03 [no]

>>491-492 are worthless bumpkins.

>>490 does not realize that the Oxford comma is acceptable, possibly because he was brought up with the supposed rule -- which Fowler would call a 'superstition' -- about putting punctuation marks before and.

494 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 07:26 [no]

>>493

likes to masturbate to gay pron

495 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 07:39 [no]

>>494 is a tool who hides his poor spelling behind 1337 abbreviations.

496 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 08:31 [no]

>>495

is a fatty that thinks he"s witty and funnay

497 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 09:10 [no]

>>497 is so dumb, he saw a sign that said wet floor, so he did.

498 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 15:01 [no]

>>497 is the only one laffing when he tells a joke

499 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 15:42 [no]

>>498 thinks ketchup is a vegetable

500 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 17:09 [no]

500GET

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