ITT we insult the poster above us (1067)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 05:59 [no]

Well?

301 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 21:01 [no]

>>300 fails in many ways. >>300 didn't proclaim a GET, nor did they correctly format their insult to >>299. Furthermore, >>300 is a Livejournal whore.

302 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 21:14 [no]

>>302 failed to properly swallow my semen.

303 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 23:08 [no]

>>302 is a contortionist freak.

304 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 02:37 [no]

>>303 //////////

305 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 03:13 [no]

>>304 swings that way.

306 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 06:51 [no]

>>305 swings the wrong way and will hit a wall

307 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 09:48 [no]

>>306
Likes to "see for himself" which way people swing.

308 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 10:55 [no]

>>307 is Foucault's pendulum

309 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 14:26 [no]

>>308 is a pretensious twit.

310 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 15:16 [no]

>>309 is so emo he's purposely making himself easy to insult. Not that he'd have to.

311 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 17:23 [no]

310 spent his youth stuffing wimpy boys in lockers out of insecurity.

312 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 17:52 [no]

>>311 Was one of the boys who got stuffed up into a locker before PE and afterwards raped in the shower.

313 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 18:42 [no]

>>312 was one of the boys who raped him

314 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 18:50 [no]

>>313 was that kid in school. You know which one.

315 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 20:32 [no]

>>314 still is.

316 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 22:40 [no]

>>315 wears a "used" school uniform he purchased online.

317 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 23:24 [no]

>>316 wears a used uniform because he cant afoord a new one!!

318 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 23:56 [no]

>>317 wears anime girl masks and "clothing" then posts photos on the internet!

319 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 00:59 [no]

>>318 doesn't wear anything.

320 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 01:14 [no]

>>319 think that is an insult

321 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 06:40 [no]

>>320 thinks >>318 is girl

322 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 11:03 [no]

>>321 is an eunuch

323 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 13:14 [no]

>>322 has no respect for penis-challenged people

324 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:19 [no]

>>323 is intelligence-challenged

325 Name: 「」 1993-09-4468 16:48 [no]

>>324 provided the bad intelligence that started Iraq II: Electric Boogaloo.

326 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 17:15 [no]

>>325 is close to being a tripfag

327 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 17:45 [no]

>>326 is a closet tripfag-wannabe

328 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 18:00 [no]

>>327 is a tripfag in disguise

329 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 18:37 [no]

>>328 is just a fag, he doesn't even have a trip to justify his gayness

330 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 19:53 [no]

>>329 thought up the term "tripfag"

331 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 21:49 [no]

>>330
Sucks >>329 's cock.

332 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 21:51 [no]

>>330 is seething with jealousy

333 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 22:36 [no]

>>332 got >>331 and >>330 confused, because >>332 is just that much of an idiot

334 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 23:40 [no]

>>333 would have loved to 666GET, but he is only halfway there, that underachiever.

335 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 05:02 [no]

>>334 tried to be funny, but failed miserably.

336 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 05:10 [no]

>>335 tried to be insulting, but failed miserably.

337 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 06:09 [no]

>>336 tried to make a pun... or did he?

338 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 07:12 [no]

>>337 tried to be ironic, but failed miserably.

339 Name: 「」 1993-09-4469 07:23 [no]

>>338 tried to be moronic, and succeeded.

340 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 07:54 [no]

>>339 is oxymoronic and failed greatly.

341 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 14:23 [no]

>>340 didn't even try.

342 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 15:04 [no]

>>341 is just some random idiot.

343 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 16:43 [no]

>>342, on the other hand, is a deliberately selected idiot.

344 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 17:42 [no]

>>343 is the Chosen One among the idiots

345 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 19:54 [no]

>>344 Worships the Chosen Idiot.

346 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 20:04 [no]

>>345GET
Is jealous of the chosen. Because he's an idiot.

347 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 20:40 [no]

>>346 SUCKS ASS
>>346 KILLED THE MAGIC

348 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 21:20 [no]

>>347 enjoys the company of his computer screen more than other people, like his mother, whos basement he lives in.

349 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 22:28 [no]

>>348 think that whos is a word.

350 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 23:10 [no]

>>349 has to resort to insulting a person's typos, rather than how a real man insults:
>>349, you have a small penis.

351 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 23:55 [no]

>>350 is so insecure about his insults that he had to name >>349 twice.

352 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 00:09 [no]

>>351 has been under suspicion of buggery for some time, and will soon be made to pay for his crimes.

353 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 00:49 [no]

>>352 is the nationwide special prosecutor of faggotry, and believes that it is best to fight fire with fire.

354 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 02:23 [no]

>>353 doesn't even make sence.

355 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 03:45 [no]

>>354 doesn't even make sense.

356 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 04:03 [no]

>>355 is redundant.

357 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 04:06 [no]

>>356 is redundant.

358 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 05:40 [no]

>>357

has no manhood to speak of

359 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 05:40 [no]

>>358

is too attractive for words

360 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 07:34 [no]

>>359 doesn't really know any words

361 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 07:59 [no]

>>360 is bigger than xbox

362 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 10:10 [no]

>>361 is smaller than slim PS2

363 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 10:29 [no]

>>362 bought a slim PS2

364 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 11:47 [no]

>>363 bought a Jaguar and a 3DO the same day

365 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 17:32 [no]

>>364 Owns six copies of E.T. for the 2600

366 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 19:00 [no]

>>365 bought a Virtual Boy

367 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 22:02 [no]

>>366
Bought a Real Doll

368 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 23:07 [no]

>>367 still buys Barbie dolls

369 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 23:44 [no]

>>368

had buttsecks with a barbie doll with fleshlight attached

370 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 00:45 [no]

>>369

eats diet pork

371 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 02:33 [no]

>>370 is a vegan with a cucumber complex.

372 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 13:00 [no]

>>371 ate >>370's cucumber

373 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 19:59 [no]

C C C COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

374 Name: Gaha 1993-09-4471 20:04 [no]

lololo i started this follow up thing lol
so you are just imitating me you cocksuckers
>>373 is interested in >>372's grandmother btw

375 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 20:11 [no]

>>374 is not worth insulting because he is genuinely stupid instead of being funny.

376 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 20:33 [no]

>>375 considers ketchup a vegetable.

377 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 21:56 [no]

>>376
Was just recently more "intimate" with the intelligent >>375 and found out ketchup is actually an vegetable.

378 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 22:01 [no]

>>377 doesn't realize everyone is a fruit.

379 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 22:11 [no]

>>378 IS a fruit.

380 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 22:55 [no]

>>379 wishes he were a fruit

381 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 23:54 [no]

>>380 is fruity, balmy, barmy, bats, batty, bonkers, buggy, cracked, crackers, daft, dotty, haywire, kooky, kookie, loco, loony, loopy, nuts, nutty, wacky and also whacky.

382 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 00:15 [no]

>>381 is so unoriginal he needs a thesaurus to get any decent insulting done

383 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 03:37 [no]

>>382
Dear
[ x ] Clueless Twit [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] "Me too"-er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Racist [ ] Fed
[ ] "Expert" [ ] Freak [ x ] Troller
[ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Net.cop

You Are Being Flamed Because
[ x ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ x ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread

384 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 04:17 [no]

>>383 has resorted to form insults.

385 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 12:57 [no]

>>384 is too stupid to use them correctly.

386 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 13:02 [no]

>>385
Would never understand if he was to be insulted anyway.

387 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 13:50 [no]

>>386 was only slightly better than >>286

388 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 13:56 [no]

>>387 was about equal to >>287

389 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 15:37 [no]

>>388 doesn't even exist.

390 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 17:38 [no]

>>389 lied about being an Officer of the British Empire.

391 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 18:16 [no]

>>390 lies

392 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 19:05 [no]

>>391 is a girl

393 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 19:09 [no]

>>392 thinks calling someone a girl counts as an insult.
Proof of an imbecile troll.

394 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 19:17 [no]

>>393 knows the proof of an an imbecile troll because >>393 is an imbecile trol.

395 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 20:05 [no]

>>394 is attacking someone who is defending a girl. How low can >>394 be?

396 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 20:40 [no]

>>395 still thinks there are girls on the internet

397 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 20:56 [no]

>>396 will never get laid with that attitude!

398 Name: 「」 1993-09-4472 21:57 [no]

>>397 fucks gay guys and doesn't even know it with his attitude.

399 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 22:38 [no]

>>398

watches nothing but eighties action movies

400 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 22:39 [no]

>>399 watches nothing but soap operas

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