ITT we insult the poster above us (1067)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 05:59 [no]

Well?

501 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 17:14 [no]

>>499 thinks nobody will notice he's copying insults from earlier in the thread.

502 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 18:02 [no]

503 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 22:00 [no]

504 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 22:55 [no]

>>501 is so dumb that he tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm

505 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 23:01 [no]

>>502 is so dumb that he tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm, then posted a joke about it

506 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 23:25 [no]

>>503-505 didn't get it either

507 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 23:41 [no]

>>506 got "it"

508 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 00:12 [no]

>>507 got AIDS, lol.

509 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 00:28 [no]

>>508 got his AIDS straight from W.T. Snacks.

510 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 00:37 [no]

>>509 got AIDS while dumpster diving behind W.T. Snacks' apartment.

511 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 00:41 [no]

>>510
Realized that he got AIDS when he saw Team America - World Police.

512 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 01:07 [no]

>>511 just isn't funny

513 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 01:12 [no]

>>512 knows funny

514 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 01:30 [no]

>>513 buys rubber chickens by the dozen.

515 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 02:00 [no]

>>514 got AIDS from a rubber chicken

516 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 02:15 [no]

>>515 gave AIDS to a rubber chicken.

517 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 03:14 [no]

>>516

Is the Viking God of rockhard penis.

518 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 03:15 [no]

>>517 is Janet Reno in fishnet stockings.

519 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 04:26 [no]

>>518 is Ann Coulter in Janet Reno stockings.

520 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 04:35 [no]

>>519 is Jean Reno in fishnet stockings.

521 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 08:16 [no]

>>520

is masturbating to Jean Reno pictures while replying to this thread

522 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 08:33 [no]

>>521
is captain obvious

523 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 10:07 [no]

>>522 and his dickhead are separated. He still claims his flesh-eating plant seduced him to give him a blowjob and would have taken it to court if the poor vegetable hadn't died of food poisining: >>522 has never washed between his legs since his mommy stopped doing that.

524 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 13:57 [no]

>>522

is also captain obvious in disguise

525 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 14:18 [no]

everything about >>524 is so detesting that his right and left brain won't communicate. So he cannot count, and he cannot be creative.

526 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 14:29 [no]

>>525
Tried to make both sides of the brain communicate, using two tin cans and a streched wire.

527 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 14:48 [no]

The insults in this thread are getting lame. I think it's >>526's fault.

528 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 15:10 [no]

>>527

Pointing out the obvious detracts from a situation. Way to go!

529 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 16:23 [no]

>>528 is bored, boring and bothersome.

530 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 16:31 [no]

>>529 thinks that alliteration is somehow clever and interesting.

531 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 18:53 [no]

>>530 fails to properly appreciate literary devices.

532 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 19:09 [no]

>>531 =WTFMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMG

533 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 19:23 [no]

>>531 has crotch rot

534 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 19:50 [no]

>>533 didn't reload

535 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 20:24 [no]

>>534 enjoyed "The Matrix Reloaded"

536 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 21:04 [no]

>>535 is tight as Trinity

537 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 21:35 [no]

>>536 thinks trinity has her cherry

538 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 22:12 [no]

>>537

wishes to have Neos manhood in his mouth

539 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 23:01 [no]

>>538 is living the dream.

540 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:23 [no]

>>539 is dreaming the life.

541 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:23 [no]

>>539 is dreaming the life.

542 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:30 [no]

>>541 is using a crappy browser that replied twice.

543 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:38 [no]

>>542 is a niggler.

544 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:53 [no]

>>543 is a nigglet.

545 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:55 [no]

>>543 is a wannabe racist

546 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 04:42 [no]

>>545 is a midget.

547 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 05:28 [no]

>>546 watches Gidget.

548 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 09:13 [no]

>>547

sucks Bridgets cock off 24/7

549 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 10:23 [no]

>>548
Has a really fucked up view on what's GOOD or BAD.

550 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 10:36 [no]

>>549

548's view is only fucked up behind your fat ass.

551 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 10:36 [no]

549 is Bridget's brother

552 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 12:45 [no]

>>551 must be a women

553 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 12:56 [no]

>>552 would like to get in touch with women: FAT CHANCE!!!

554 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:23 [no]

>>553
Lives in the lie his other "Father" is actually a woman.

555 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:27 [no]

>>554 can't see the difference between a man and a woman.

556 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:27 [no]

>>554 lives in the faulty assumption that his mommy is -like his father- of the human race, when in fact she is a sheep named "dolly-chan."

557 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:52 [no]

>>556

is the child of fatty-chan

558 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:58 [no]

>>557 is fatty-chan

559 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 17:21 [no]

>>558 is the mother of fatty-chan

560 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 17:44 [no]

>>559 is the brother-in-law of the sister of fatty-chan

561 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 18:37 [no]

>>560 is doing a great job continuing this thread's tradition of shitty insults

562 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 20:00 [no]

>>561 can't even get a nice scat plot into this thread.

563 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 20:43 [no]

>>562
Is jaded due to his joyangeles.com membership.

564 Name: 「」 1993-09-4481 03:31 [no]

>>563 keeps a Livejournal.

565 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 03:54 [no]

>>564 is a MySpace whore.

566 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 04:02 [no]

>>565 sucks Xanga users' tiny cocks.

567 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 04:03 [no]

>>566 pays hosting and a domain name to host his own weblog

568 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 04:05 [no]

>>567 pays $200/month for 512k/128k DSL

569 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 04:17 [no]

>>568 pays $10/month for 10 hours of dialup.

570 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 05:43 [no]

>>569 Still uses AOL

571 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 05:49 [no]

>>570 Still uses Fidonet

572 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 08:48 [no]

>>571

is slower then AOL

573 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 08:58 [no]

>>572 wants to upgrade to AOL

574 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 09:56 [no]

>>573
was such a lame attempt at an insult that im left breathless..

575 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 10:51 [no]

>>574 forgot how to breathe.

576 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 13:28 [no]

>>575 is a breatharian.

577 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 13:53 [no]

>>576 tries to breathe underwater.

578 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:29 [no]

>>577 actually breathes under water, being a fish an all.

579 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:32 [no]

>>578 is a sperm whale

580 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:40 [no]

>>579 is a gigantic penis.

581 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:49 [no]

>>580 sucks the gigantic penis.

582 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:56 [no]

>>581 has regular relations with George Zimmer.

583 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 16:03 [no]

>>582 is George Zimmer.

584 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 16:29 [no]

>>583 is your mother

585 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 17:32 [no]

>>584 doesn't have a mother.

586 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 17:44 [no]

>>585's mother is his favourite aunt.

587 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 17:51 [no]

>>586 has saggy balls

588 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 18:21 [no]

Unlike >>587 , >>586 has the decency to not wear shorts.

589 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 19:20 [no]

>>588 knows too much about >>587 shorts. Either his mom or his lover.

590 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 19:33 [no]

>>589 used to have sagging balls, untill that time he accidentally crushed them between his knees in a bizarre attempt at making a military greeting, while walking on the knees.

591 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 19:40 [no]

>>590 spends hours fantasizing about sagging balls and visiting sagging balls websites

592 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 19:42 [no]

>>591 runs a sagging balls website as a 24/7 job

593 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 20:10 [no]

>>592 is laughing now, but he ties a knot in his scrotum to remember things he would otherwise forget

594 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 20:56 [no]

>>593 is jealous because he has no balls to tie knots with

595 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 21:19 [no]

http://www.neuticles.com
>>594 isn't just the president, he's a client.

596 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 21:23 [no]

>>595 isn't just a client, he's the president.

597 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 21:57 [no]

>>596 does not know how to follow hyperlinks.

598 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 22:03 [no]

>>597 seems to be under the delusion that anybody cares

599 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 22:14 [no]

>>598 went to Yoshinoya today. Yes, THAT Yoshinoya.

600 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 01:01 [no]

>>599 didn't 600GET. How uncool!

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