ITT we insult the poster above us (1067)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 05:59 [no]

Well?

801 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 22:36 [no]

>>800 didn't 800GET

802 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 23:04 [no]

>>801 is trying way too hard to be DQN. Trying and failing.

803 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 23:44 [no]

>>802

is obviously DQN but doesnt realise it

slaps your dqn damnit

804 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 01:43 [no]

>>803 slapped >>802's DQN, damnit.

805 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 02:02 [no]

>>804 is a fucking idiot

806 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 02:27 [no]

>>805
Fucks idiots.

807 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 02:41 [no]

>>805 is fucking an idiot.

808 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 02:49 [no]

>>807 is too lame to think of a new joke

809 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 03:02 [no]

>>808 thought of a new joke, but didn't bother using it.

810 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 03:07 [no]

>>809 is uncreative.

811 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 03:34 [no]

>>810

is very creative in bed

812 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 03:35 [no]

>>810 is a churlish swag-bellied fustilarian

813 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 03:37 [no]

>>812 uses terminology I don't understand

814 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 05:25 [no]

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815 This post sucks.

816 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 05:55 [no]

>>815 You suck.

817 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 07:06 [no]

>>816 swallows.

818 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 11:50 [no]

>>817 thinks swallowing is bad

819 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 13:42 [no]

818 douches with lysol

820 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 15:21 [no]

819 is funny

821 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 16:24 [no]

>>820's keyboard and mouse are broken.

822 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 18:52 [no]

>>821 is not good at personal hygiene

823 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 22:26 [no]

>>822

Smells because he cant afford a bathtub or a shower

824 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 03:18 [no]

>>823 smells despite the fact that he showers twice a day

825 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 13:39 [no]

>>824 has no discernable smell at all, because he's a robot.

826 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 13:54 [no]

>>825 trusts the pusher robot.

827 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 14:52 [no]

>>826 thinks it's funny to make references only five people will get.

828 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 19:04 [no]

>>827 trusts the shover robot.

829 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 19:30 [no]

>>828 plays too much Escape ( http://escape.spacebar.org/ ).

830 This post sucks.

831 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 19:51 [no]

>>829

doesn't read SA.

832 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 20:13 [no]

>>831 has stairs in his house

833 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 20:42 [no]

>>832

thinks secret codes make you cool. He's wrong, though.

834 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 22:40 [no]

>>833
Buys CDs.

835 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 00:48 [no]

>>834 pirates music.

836 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 01:00 [no]

>>835
please check the needfull

837 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 01:23 [no]

>>836 is a Panda

838 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 01:27 [no]

>>837

speands his life outside in the grass because he has no home, like a Panda!, hows the bamboo?

839 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 02:12 [no]

>>838 needs spellcheck.

840 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 04:40 [no]

>>839 is giving lessons but doesn't check if spellcheck is a valid spelling.

841 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 05:23 [no]

quote from 840 please ignore this

>>839

what do you mean spell check? my spelling is fine :s

842 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 07:11 [no]

>>841 is clearly a faggot.

843 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 07:49 [no]

speands!, o rly?

844 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 09:13 [no]

>>843 make no sense

845 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 14:49 [no]

>>844 has no brain

846 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 14:57 [no]

>>845 tries to define a moral code out of porn-flicks

847 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 16:13 [no]

>>846 thinks it can't be done.

848 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 16:42 [no]

>>847 has done it

849 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 17:10 [no]

848 has done it and confessed to it in church

850 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 17:25 [no]

>>849 has FAILED to use the leading >> symbols because he is a big dummyhead.

851 Name: Jesus 1993-09-4496 19:45 [no]

you're a fag and nobody likes you. plz die amirite?

852 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 19:55 [no]

>>851 wasn't even really born on christmas.

853 This post sucks.

854 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 21:17 [no]

o/~ >>852's nuts roasting in his pants on fire... o/~

855 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 22:22 [no]

>>854 fails at attempting to create a graphical representation of an insult using text

856 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 00:03 [no]

>>855 fails at failing

857 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 00:32 [no]

>>856

fails and failing to fail

858 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 01:14 [no]

>>857 is a coprophile

859 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 02:57 [no]

>>858

is a hermaphrodite

www.dictionary.com go check... hahah

860 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 03:11 [no]

>>859 thinks that perverts like us DQN don't know what a hermaphrodite is.

861 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 05:15 [no]

>>860 makes a good point, but that doesn't change the fact that he rapes baby goats.

862 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 06:58 [no]

>>861 practices beastiality.

863 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 07:13 [no]

>>862 has bestiality practiced on him

864 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 07:40 [no]

>>863 is making remarks like a 4channer

865 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 09:57 [no]

>>864 is DQN

866 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 10:38 [no]

>>865 is Captain Obvious

867 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 11:33 [no]

>>866 is CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

868 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 12:59 [no]

>>867 is time warping.

869 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 13:04 [no]

>>868 is a time cop

870 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 14:27 [no]

>>869 is a fucking tripcode fag man. I hate you.

871 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 16:30 [no]

>>870 jerks off to Oprah Winfrey shows.

872 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 17:52 [no]

>>868 remembers doing the TIme Warp, drinking those moments when the blackness would hit him and the void would be calling
>>871 performs autoerotic asphyxiation while watching Dr. Phil

873 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 18:17 [no]

>>872 has a problem with playing by the rules

874 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 18:48 [no]

>>873 is just another goody two-shoes.

875 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 21:01 [no]

>>874 is the grain of sand in the Machine who will bring the collapse of all that is noble and good.

876 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 21:09 [no]

>>875 will never amount to anything.

877 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 21:39 [no]

>>876 does nothing but tell people who have already amounted to things that they will, in fact, not amount to anything -- ironically so because it is in fact >>876 who will amount to very little, if anything at all.

878 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 23:02 [no]

>>877
no u

879 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 23:03 [no]

>>878 can't think for himself.

880 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 23:56 [no]

>>879 can't think at all.

881 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 00:48 [no]

>>880

hasnt got a mind of his own

882 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 00:53 [no]

>>881 is just bitter because he isn't part of the hive-mind.

883 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 02:33 [no]

>>882

is in love with Kato

884 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 02:35 [no]

>>883 sodomizes his cat

885 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 04:52 [no]

>>884

wishes gantz would revive 10 homos to have gay sex with him

886 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 05:42 [no]

Gantz revived 10 homos to have gay sex with >>885

887 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 07:18 [no]

>>887
Has hot semen on draft at his home

888 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 08:13 [no]

>>887 has cold semen on draft at his home

889 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 16:12 [no]

>>888 thinks he's cool simply because he GOT an interesting number

890 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 16:54 [no]

>>889 is upset because he missed the GET

891 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 19:24 [no]

>>890 doesn't understand monads

892 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 20:51 [no]

>>891
Thinks computer science is cool

893 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 21:36 [no]

>>892 majored in computer science.

894 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 22:08 [no]

>>893 majored in Political Science.

895 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 23:16 [no]

>>894
Is a high school dropout.

896 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 00:43 [no]

>>895 thinks that one can learn something useful at school.

897 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 01:05 [no]

>>896 learned everything from his Ma and Pa out on the ranch. Except how to read and write.

898 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 02:37 [no]

>>897 will show you the life of the mind.

899 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 03:13 [no]

>>898

IS FATTER THEN SANTA HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS FAT BOY!

900 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 03:28 [no]

>>899 is a godless communist and therefore does not enjoy Christmas.

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