ITT we insult the poster above us (1067)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 05:59 [no]

Well?

201 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 19:26 [no]

>>200 is obsessed with not-so-large round numbers.

202 Name: 「」 1993-09-4461 19:47 [no]

>>201 can't count past 20.

203 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 20:03 [no]

>>202 Is so ugly at Halloween the Haunted House paid him for admisson.

204 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 23:22 [no]

>>1-202
still can't get it up

205 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 23:30 [no]

>>204 feels so big and strong, insulting everyone before him

206 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 23:41 [no]

>>205 can't count to 203.

207 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 23:42 [no]

>>205 failed to notice that >>203 was not insulted

208 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 23:59 [no]

>>207 failed to notice that >>206 was not insulted.

209 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 00:41 [no]

>>208 failed to notice that >>199 was not insulted.

210 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 01:04 [no]

>>209 is a fucking moron for continuing the "$NUMBER failed to notice that $NUMBER was not insulted".

211 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 03:02 [no]

>>210 is Captain Obvious, pointing out things everyone already knows.

212 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 04:44 [no]

>>211 is anally sodomized by hundreds of dancing bears

213 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 04:58 [no]

>>212 is bathing in the warm afterglow of the fantasies of a all-bear orgy.

214 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 05:31 [no]

>>213 thinks a cat would be fine too...

215 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 05:47 [no]

>>214 will settle for less than a cat.

216 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 06:00 [no]

>>215 Was raped by pedobear at the age of 3

217 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 06:21 [no]

>>216 is on very intimate terms with pedobear.

218 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 07:31 [no]

>>217 is cracky-chan's strapon bitch.

219 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 07:35 [no]

>>218 is cracky-chan

220 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 08:17 [no]

>>219 is pedobear

221 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 13:06 [no]

>>220 is pedo

222 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 15:50 [no]

>>221 is loli

223 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 16:12 [no]

>>222 is lol

224 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 16:19 [no]

>>223 is low

225 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 18:10 [no]

>>224 is a lowlife enough to actually post in this thread.

226 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 18:35 [no]

>>225 So does thee

227 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 18:47 [no]

>>226 is jealous

228 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 19:17 [no]

>>219-224, >>226's pea-sized brains cannot process sentences of more then three words

229 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 19:27 [no]

>>228 is actually stupid enough to think that his remark will make a difference

230 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 19:44 [no]

>>230 is too stupid to understand how this thread works.

231 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 21:21 [no]

>>230 is insulting >>230. Good job!

232 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 21:38 [no]

>>231 is the real Captian Obvious.

233 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 22:33 [no]

>>232 lacks individual differentiation.

234 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 22:54 [no]

>>233 can't spell.

235 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 23:34 [no]

>>234 makes fun of other people's misspellings over the internet.

236 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 00:01 [no]

>>235 is Range Murata

237 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 00:20 [no]

>>236 knows his pop culture.

238 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 00:42 [no]

>>237 Can't insult for shit.

239 Name: Triumph: The Insult Comic Dog 1993-09-4463 01:49 [no]

>>238 is a great person...
...for me to poop on!

240 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 04:21 [no]

>>239 isn't funny.

241 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 04:23 [no]

>>239 is Captain Obnoxious

242 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 04:50 [no]

>>241 should reload every 60 seconds like all loyal DQNs so things like this wouldn't happen

243 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 07:09 [no]

>>242 is a fucking homosexual faggot
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244 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 09:59 [no]

>>243 is a one-trick pony.

245 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 16:57 [no]

>>244 wants a pony for christmas

246 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 18:40 [no]

>>245 wants a pony for hott bestiality action.

247 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 18:46 [no]

>>246 can see bestiality in everything.

248 Name: 「」 1993-09-4463 19:22 [no]

>>247 eats shit for kicks.

249 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 20:21 [no]

>>248 watches others eat shit for kicks.

250 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 20:39 [no]

>>249 eats the shit of those who eat those who watch others eat shit for kicks, then shits it out and eats it again.

251 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 21:14 [no]

>>250 Faps while watching Jay and Silent Bob

252 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 21:37 [no]

>>1 is the only one posting here

253 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 22:05 [no]

>>252 is a paranoid schizophrenic.

254 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 22:21 [no]

>>253 I am not! Stop following us!

255 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 22:23 [no]

>>254 has no respect for thread rules.

256 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 22:23 [no]

>>255 is a mindless sheep.

257 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 22:24 [no]

>256 refuses to be contained in a hexadecimal 2-digit number.

258 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 22:36 [no]

>>257 FAILS AT WAKABAMARK

259 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 23:25 [no]

>>258 doesn't realize that caps lock is not cruise control for cool

260 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 00:16 [no]

>>259 is pointing out something that is apparent to even the most casual observer.

261 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 02:16 [no]

>>260 is pointing out something that is apparent to even the most casual observer.

262 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 02:48 [no]

>>261 is a loop

263 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 03:23 [no]

>>262 is not in the loop

264 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 03:40 [no]

>>264 is not yet ready to be insulted, which is apparent to even the most causal observer

265 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 04:47 [no]

>>264 fails at insulting >>263

266 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 07:25 [no]

>>265 is the insult police.

267 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 11:38 [no]

>>266 is an insult hippie.

268 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 11:52 [no]

>>267 is an insult to other hippies.

269 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 12:32 [no]

>>268 is the sword that cleaves evil.

270 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 13:48 [no]

>>269 thinks that's the best insult EVAR.

271 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 15:34 [no]

>>270 can't spell "ever"

272 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 20:09 [no]

>>271 had a traumatic childhood eperiance involving a swimsuit and cheese.

273 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 21:38 [no]

>>272 has recurring masturbation fantasies involving swimsuits and cheese.

274 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 01:22 [no]

>>273 has no imagination

275 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 05:54 [no]

>>274 has no imagination

276 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 06:47 [no]

>>275 is a foppish dandy with a penchant for young boys

277 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 07:51 [no]

>>276, it takes one to know one

278 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 08:29 [no]

>>277 knows two

279 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 08:35 [no]

>>278, including yourself it would be three.

280 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 09:30 [no]

>>279 just graduate from primary school

281 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 09:33 [no]

>>280 apparently didn't make it.

282 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 16:07 [no]

>>281 likes to kick people who are down.

283 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 21:18 [no]

282 can't get it up.

284 Name: 「」 1993-09-4465 21:42 [no]

>>283 can't remember the number for 911.

285 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 21:48 [no]

>>285 had to call 411 for the number.

286 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 22:21 [no]

>>285 forgot to call for the number of "Dirk Diggler" that is >>284

287 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 23:00 [no]

>>286 is a horrible processor

288 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 23:48 [no]

>>287 smacks of incoherency.

289 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 02:01 [no]

>>289 plays stacks of wax

290 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 03:40 [no]

>>289 plays with himself

291 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 06:18 [no]

>>290 need not play the fool, it comes naturally

292 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 08:00 [no]

>>291 So says the fool

293 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 10:21 [no]

294 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 10:22 [no]

295 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 12:48 [no]

>>294 is tl;dr

296 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 13:11 [no]

>>295 has ADHD

297 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 15:53 [no]

>>296 has bird flu strain that infects humans.

298 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 16:28 [no]

>>297 is a pandemic by himself

299 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 20:35 [no]

I Survived >>298

  • SARS
  • Mad Cow Disease
  • West Nile Fever
  • SARS Again
  • Blackout 2003

300 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 20:50 [no]

299 is the pussy, I survived the great Livejournal Outrage.

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