ITT we insult the poster above us (1067)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 05:59 [no]

Well?

101 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 17:36 [no]

>>92-98,100 fail to post anonymously.

102 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4455 17:41 [no]

>>101 failed to recognize that the default has been changed to W.T.Snacks

103 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 17:50 [no]

>>102
Fails for using a name

104 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 18:19 [no]

>>103
Fails for being full of aids ^_^

105 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 18:44 [no]

>>104 said aids (the disease) when he meant aides (helpers)

106 Name: Panty-Shaped-CAPS LOCK 1993-09-4455 22:55 [no]

>>105 Fail for not using Jared as References

107 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 22:58 [no]

>>105 doesn't get puns unless they're explained in parenthetical notes (a jar).

108 Name: Panty-Shaped-CAPS LOCK 1993-09-4455 23:01 [no]

>>107 I dont get it

109 Name: Panty-Shaped-CAPS LOCK 1993-09-4455 23:02 [no]

>>108 Wait ...wha ?

110 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 00:38 [no]

>>109 sucks at making coherent posts

111 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 00:45 [no]

>>110 has to critisize others to feel like a big man.

112 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 01:27 [no]

>>111 is the same lonely person as >>1-110

113 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4456 02:02 [no]

>>112 listens to techno music

114 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 02:13 [no]

>>113 is a snooty audiophile snob

115 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 03:00 [no]

>>114 speaks jive to cows in the hopes that it may score him some sweet sweet bovine ass

116 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 03:47 [no]

>>115 writes in his livejournal every day.

117 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 03:54 [no]

>>116 is Weeabo

118 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 05:12 [no]

>>117 is a /b/tard and, as if that wasn't bad enough, can't spell.

119 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 05:23 [no]

>>118
is a furry

120 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 05:32 [no]

>>119 is a closeted and resentful furry.

121 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 06:12 [no]

>>120 wobbles but doesn't fall down.

122 Name: 「」 1993-09-4456 06:18 [no]

>>121 thinks making 80s jokes makes him look cool when it really makes him look old.

123 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 07:09 [no]

>>122 smells of breast milk.

124 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 08:27 [no]

thinks that smelling of breast milk is a bad thing

125 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 09:56 [no]

>>124 has an oedipus complex.

126 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 12:29 [no]

>>125 has a dumbass complex.

127 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 13:26 [no]

>>126 has a complex complex.

128 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 14:37 [no]

>>127 A lolita complex

129 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 15:30 [no]

>>128 KILLED THE MAGIC

130 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 15:52 [no]

>>129 can't pray the gay away.

131 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 18:53 [no]

>>130 doesn't know when to stop.

132 Name: 「」 1993-09-4456 20:44 [no]

>>131 couldn't figure out how to get started.

133 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 03:13 [no]

>>132 sucks his own cock

134 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 03:14 [no]

>>133 has to mine other threads for his material.

135 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 06:53 [no]

>>134 Obviously reading the same thread as >>133

136 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 09:04 [no]

>>135 is Charlie Wenzel

137 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 12:35 [no]

>>136 makes references to people nobody cares about.

138 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 14:40 [no]

>>138 smells like cabbage.

139 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 15:58 [no]

>>138 is so emo he insulted himself

140 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 17:18 [no]

>>139 is paranoid

141 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 18:56 [no]

>>140 is schizophrenic

142 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 19:20 [no]

>>1-141 are lactose intolerant.

143 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 21:22 [no]

>>142 milks his insults past their prime

144 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 21:29 [no]

>>143 is a sucker for cheap puns.

145 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 21:58 [no]

>>144 Stinks of butter

146 Name: 「」 1993-09-4457 22:00 [no]

>>145 smells of elderberries.

147 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 23:03 [no]

>>146 is French.

148 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 23:59 [no]

>>147 does not know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

149 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4458 00:34 [no]

neither does >>148

150 Name: 「」 1993-09-4458 16:10 [no]

>>149 wasn't smart enough to understand the plot in Flying Circus.

151 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 02:36 [no]

>>150 fails to understand that Monty Python movies have no real plot.

152 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 04:40 [no]

>>151 fails to understand that under apparent plotlessness lies a subtle undercurrent of political critique and subversion, and under that is actually a plot, i think

153 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 05:03 [no]

>>152 thinks too much

154 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 05:46 [no]

>>153 Can't think at all

155 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 06:56 [no]

>>154 thinks different

156 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 08:14 [no]

>>155 couldn't get a clue if he pulled on a clue skin, doused himself in clue musk and sang the clue song while performing the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of the clue mating season.

157 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 08:24 [no]

>>156 is clearly DQN

158 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 08:39 [no]

>>157
thinks that DQN is an insult in the Forbidden Garden

159 Name: 「」 1993-09-4459 13:48 [no]

>>158 thinks DQN has something to do with ice cream.

160 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 14:26 [no]

>>159 had no idea what the hell he talked about

161 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 15:26 [no]

>>160 has shit around his asshole.

162 Name: Cyber Okama!jvqKLPB9Fc 1993-09-4459 17:58 [no]

Sorry I can't, my walls are bare.

163 Name: 「」 1993-09-4459 20:24 [no]

>>162 can't fucking read.

164 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 21:51 [no]

>>163 is a literacy elitist.

165 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 21:57 [no]

>>164 is a clown.

166 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 22:06 [no]

>>165 is a mime.

167 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 04:47 [no]

>>166
Has MIME type x-application/asshole

168 Name: 「」 1993-09-4460 05:00 [no]

>>167 is a computer geek.

169 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 05:55 [no]

>>168 is Captain Obvious

170 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 06:11 [no]

>>169 Obviously running out of insult

171 Name: 「」 1993-09-4460 07:16 [no]

>>170 is Captain Planet.

172 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 10:08 [no]

>>171 is a treehugger.

173 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 10:37 [no]

>>172 Was a man

174 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 12:50 [no]

>>173 isn't worth insulting.

175 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 13:21 [no]

>>174 You bastard!!!

176 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 14:11 [no]

>>175 Only one exclamation point.

177 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 14:38 [no]

>>176 can neither form a coherent sentence nor an insult.

178 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 15:41 [no]

177- wanks off to Webster's unabridged college dictionary.

179 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 16:55 [no]

>>178
That scarcely qualifies as an insult UNLESS YOU LIKE TO SUCK HUGE VEINY COCKS.

180 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 17:58 [no]

>>179
can't even get the formula right

181 Name: 「」 1993-09-4460 19:07 [no]

>>180 fucked >>179s mother in the ass.

182 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 19:30 [no]

>>181 fucked >>171s father in the eye.

183 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 21:27 [no]

>>182 tried to fuck >>181's huge ass and missed it by a mile.

184 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 22:47 [no]

I can't believe I'm wasting my time on the likes of >>183.

185 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 23:10 [no]

>>184 pretends he is a busy man on Internets.

186 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 01:03 [no]

Proves that >>185 had no life

187 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 01:29 [no]

>>186 is not in employment, education or training

188 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 01:30 [no]

>>186 is not in employment, education or training

189 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 01:49 [no]

>>188 replyed twice because nobody listened the first time.

190 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 02:54 [no]

>>189 couldn't get a stroke of genius if he gave Einstein a handjob.

191 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 02:57 [no]

>>190 disgraces science and progress with his pathetic puns.

192 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 04:28 [no]

>>191 likes to suck my smelly balls.

193 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 06:14 [no]

>>192
a) has smelly balls
b) wants to get them sucked by a male who is not in employment, education or training

194 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 08:20 [no]

>>193 is so fat he beeps when he backs up.

195 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 10:34 [no]

>>194 is a CHAR.

196 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 13:08 [no]

>>195 is a CONST.

197 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 13:31 [no]

>>196 is a NULL

198 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 18:46 [no]

>>197 is a STRING

199 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 18:47 [no]

Compile error:
>>198 is undefined.

200 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 18:47 [no]

200GET

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