ITT we insult the poster above us (1067)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 05:59 [no]

Well?

142 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 19:20 [no]

>>1-141 are lactose intolerant.

143 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 21:22 [no]

>>142 milks his insults past their prime

144 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 21:29 [no]

>>143 is a sucker for cheap puns.

145 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 21:58 [no]

>>144 Stinks of butter

146 Name: 「」 1993-09-4457 22:00 [no]

>>145 smells of elderberries.

147 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 23:03 [no]

>>146 is French.

148 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 23:59 [no]

>>147 does not know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

149 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4458 00:34 [no]

neither does >>148

150 Name: 「」 1993-09-4458 16:10 [no]

>>149 wasn't smart enough to understand the plot in Flying Circus.

151 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 02:36 [no]

>>150 fails to understand that Monty Python movies have no real plot.

152 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 04:40 [no]

>>151 fails to understand that under apparent plotlessness lies a subtle undercurrent of political critique and subversion, and under that is actually a plot, i think

153 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 05:03 [no]

>>152 thinks too much

154 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 05:46 [no]

>>153 Can't think at all

155 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 06:56 [no]

>>154 thinks different

156 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 08:14 [no]

>>155 couldn't get a clue if he pulled on a clue skin, doused himself in clue musk and sang the clue song while performing the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of the clue mating season.

157 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 08:24 [no]

>>156 is clearly DQN

158 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 08:39 [no]

>>157
thinks that DQN is an insult in the Forbidden Garden

159 Name: 「」 1993-09-4459 13:48 [no]

>>158 thinks DQN has something to do with ice cream.

160 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 14:26 [no]

>>159 had no idea what the hell he talked about

161 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 15:26 [no]

>>160 has shit around his asshole.

162 Name: Cyber Okama!jvqKLPB9Fc 1993-09-4459 17:58 [no]

Sorry I can't, my walls are bare.

163 Name: 「」 1993-09-4459 20:24 [no]

>>162 can't fucking read.

164 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 21:51 [no]

>>163 is a literacy elitist.

165 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 21:57 [no]

>>164 is a clown.

166 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 22:06 [no]

>>165 is a mime.

167 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 04:47 [no]

>>166
Has MIME type x-application/asshole

168 Name: 「」 1993-09-4460 05:00 [no]

>>167 is a computer geek.

169 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 05:55 [no]

>>168 is Captain Obvious

170 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 06:11 [no]

>>169 Obviously running out of insult

171 Name: 「」 1993-09-4460 07:16 [no]

>>170 is Captain Planet.

172 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 10:08 [no]

>>171 is a treehugger.

173 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 10:37 [no]

>>172 Was a man

174 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 12:50 [no]

>>173 isn't worth insulting.

175 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 13:21 [no]

>>174 You bastard!!!

176 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 14:11 [no]

>>175 Only one exclamation point.

177 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 14:38 [no]

>>176 can neither form a coherent sentence nor an insult.

178 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 15:41 [no]

177- wanks off to Webster's unabridged college dictionary.

179 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 16:55 [no]

>>178
That scarcely qualifies as an insult UNLESS YOU LIKE TO SUCK HUGE VEINY COCKS.

180 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 17:58 [no]

>>179
can't even get the formula right

181 Name: 「」 1993-09-4460 19:07 [no]

>>180 fucked >>179s mother in the ass.

182 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 19:30 [no]

>>181 fucked >>171s father in the eye.

183 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 21:27 [no]

>>182 tried to fuck >>181's huge ass and missed it by a mile.

184 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 22:47 [no]

I can't believe I'm wasting my time on the likes of >>183.

185 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 23:10 [no]

>>184 pretends he is a busy man on Internets.

186 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 01:03 [no]

Proves that >>185 had no life

187 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 01:29 [no]

>>186 is not in employment, education or training

188 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 01:30 [no]

>>186 is not in employment, education or training

189 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 01:49 [no]

>>188 replyed twice because nobody listened the first time.

190 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 02:54 [no]

>>189 couldn't get a stroke of genius if he gave Einstein a handjob.

191 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 02:57 [no]

>>190 disgraces science and progress with his pathetic puns.

192 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 04:28 [no]

>>191 likes to suck my smelly balls.

193 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 06:14 [no]

>>192
a) has smelly balls
b) wants to get them sucked by a male who is not in employment, education or training

194 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 08:20 [no]

>>193 is so fat he beeps when he backs up.

195 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 10:34 [no]

>>194 is a CHAR.

196 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 13:08 [no]

>>195 is a CONST.

197 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 13:31 [no]

>>196 is a NULL

198 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 18:46 [no]

>>197 is a STRING

199 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 18:47 [no]

Compile error:
>>198 is undefined.

200 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 18:47 [no]

200GET

201 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 19:26 [no]

>>200 is obsessed with not-so-large round numbers.

202 Name: 「」 1993-09-4461 19:47 [no]

>>201 can't count past 20.

203 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 20:03 [no]

>>202 Is so ugly at Halloween the Haunted House paid him for admisson.

204 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 23:22 [no]

>>1-202
still can't get it up

205 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 23:30 [no]

>>204 feels so big and strong, insulting everyone before him

206 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 23:41 [no]

>>205 can't count to 203.

207 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 23:42 [no]

>>205 failed to notice that >>203 was not insulted

208 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 23:59 [no]

>>207 failed to notice that >>206 was not insulted.

209 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 00:41 [no]

>>208 failed to notice that >>199 was not insulted.

210 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 01:04 [no]

>>209 is a fucking moron for continuing the "$NUMBER failed to notice that $NUMBER was not insulted".

211 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 03:02 [no]

>>210 is Captain Obvious, pointing out things everyone already knows.

212 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 04:44 [no]

>>211 is anally sodomized by hundreds of dancing bears

213 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 04:58 [no]

>>212 is bathing in the warm afterglow of the fantasies of a all-bear orgy.

214 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 05:31 [no]

>>213 thinks a cat would be fine too...

215 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 05:47 [no]

>>214 will settle for less than a cat.

216 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 06:00 [no]

>>215 Was raped by pedobear at the age of 3

217 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 06:21 [no]

>>216 is on very intimate terms with pedobear.

218 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 07:31 [no]

>>217 is cracky-chan's strapon bitch.

219 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 07:35 [no]

>>218 is cracky-chan

220 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 08:17 [no]

>>219 is pedobear

221 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 13:06 [no]

>>220 is pedo

222 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 15:50 [no]

>>221 is loli

223 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 16:12 [no]

>>222 is lol

224 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 16:19 [no]

>>223 is low

225 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 18:10 [no]

>>224 is a lowlife enough to actually post in this thread.

226 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 18:35 [no]

>>225 So does thee

227 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 18:47 [no]

>>226 is jealous

228 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 19:17 [no]

>>219-224, >>226's pea-sized brains cannot process sentences of more then three words

229 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 19:27 [no]

>>228 is actually stupid enough to think that his remark will make a difference

230 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 19:44 [no]

>>230 is too stupid to understand how this thread works.

231 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 21:21 [no]

>>230 is insulting >>230. Good job!

232 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 21:38 [no]

>>231 is the real Captian Obvious.

233 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 22:33 [no]

>>232 lacks individual differentiation.

234 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 22:54 [no]

>>233 can't spell.

235 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 23:34 [no]

>>234 makes fun of other people's misspellings over the internet.

236 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 00:01 [no]

>>235 is Range Murata

237 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 00:20 [no]

>>236 knows his pop culture.

238 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 00:42 [no]

>>237 Can't insult for shit.

239 Name: Triumph: The Insult Comic Dog 1993-09-4463 01:49 [no]

>>238 is a great person...
...for me to poop on!

240 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 04:21 [no]

>>239 isn't funny.

241 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 04:23 [no]

>>239 is Captain Obnoxious

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