( ´ω`) hello again, kids!

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's your opinion on the recent increase in ninja-related crimes?

(・∀・) Oops.

(´ω`) I keep telling you to lock the door, Junior. Last time it was the Tannasinn people, now it's insurance salesmen. Don't you learn?

( ´ω`) Hold on, let me give my profile a little.

(・∀・)Grandpa, whay do you have a pair of balls hanging off the middle of your face?

(・∀・) Where does sage belong?

ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩ < You let my thread drop beneath the waves again!
　　　　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) <ow ow sorry ow sorry ow ow
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(　･ิω･ิ) Relax kid, your faceballs simply haven't descended yet.

(　･ิω･ิ) Izzat insurance guy still here? I need a new job.

（　―п−） Bill from the Autos Insurance Company here. May I help you?

(　･ิω･ิ) Does your company still practice promotion via assassination?

（　―п−） Our company has some of the best snipers in the world employed for that sole purpose, sir.

（　―п−） If you're interested, please read this pamflet on our Escalator Package.

(・∀・) Mr. Insurance Spammer, why is your head so freaking huge?

（　―п−） Why is your head so tiny, kid?

(´ω`) Same could be said about you, Bill, if you know what I mean. You seem to have a package-problem. You don't do too well with the ladies, do you.

(　･ิω･ิ) Gee dad, you ALWAYS do this! Can't you go a day without insulting my friends when I have them over?!

( ´ω`) Your "friend" is a SPAMMER. He's lucky I haven't killed him yet.

(・∀・) I'm going to side with Grandpa on this one, Pops.

(　･ิω･ิ) You're no son of mine!

((/ デ.ㄟ) You'll be sorry when I'm dead!

((/ デ.ㄟ) YOU'LL WISH YOU NEVER SAID THAT!!!!

(・∀・) ...

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`)...who are you, and why are you cutting yourself on my couch?

(・∀・) ... I'm going to go fix the lock on the door.

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|　･ิω･ิ) I have a policy of not treating anything self-inflicted, by the way.
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((/ デ.ㄟ)Your policy was inspired by your arrational hatred of me, am i rite??!!?

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you think there is a force such as karma or kismet that takes note of all your good and bad deeds and that it will reward/punish you in some unconnected way?

( ´ω`)...who are you, and why aren't you cutting yourself on my couch?

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　　　　　　　　.!∧∧|」（◎）ヽ-ー'
　　　　　　　　!( ´ω`) 　 　 :::| Yknow what, I'm tired of all you new people coming into my thread.
　　　　　　 　 |(| 　 |　,,,,,, 　:::| You got about 10 seconds to leave.
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　　　　　　 　（　・∀・） 　I think you forgot how strong I am, Grandpa.
　　　　　　 __〃｀ヽ 〈＿ I can benchpress this thread with my PENIS.
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　　　　　　　　!( ´ω`) 　 　 :::| Childish...

( ´ω`) The quality of discourse here has gone down dramatically.
I think it's time for a nap.

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(・∀・) Grandpa, do ostrich sleep when they bury their heads in the ground?

( `ω´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

(・∀・) Gra- oh. sorry...

(・∀・) GRANDPAAAAAAAAAA!!!

( ´ω`) JUNIOOOOOOOOOOR!!!

(・∀・) KANEDAAAAAAAA!!!!

( ´ω`) TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(・∀・) Whew, that was fun.

( ´ω`) I agree. Now let's never do it again.

(・∀・) Grandpa? I just noticed that your teeth are particularly shiny today.

( ´ω`) Crest Sensitivity Protection Extra Whitening is specially formulated to whiten teeth while helping protect them against cold, heat, acids, sweets and contact. Clinically proven to help relieve sensitive teeth pain, Crest Sensitivity Protection fights cavities and leaves teeth feeling clean.

(・∀・) ...

( ´ω`) Your income from servicing retired old military grunts isn't cutting it any more, junior. I have to keep the lights on somehow!

(・∀・) That's it! I'm going to start working for Bill.

(・∀・) You want me to get a real job?

( ´ω`) Your income from servicing retired old military grunts isn't cutting it any more, junior. I have to keep the lights on somehow!

( ´ω`) KYOMI is not exhausted! It sprouts, and experience is full! Try with love!

( ´ω`) Alright, that should take care of the cable bill for this month.

(・∀・) But we still need new locks!

( ´ω`) Pffft, locks. In my day we used artillery to keep out unwanted houseguests.

((/ ﾃ_ㄟ) I remember those days well (if not fondly...)

(・∀・) So Grandpa! What do you want to eat tonight?

( ´ω`) ebi fry.

( ´ω`) My treat. You pay.

(・∀・) Give me my allowance then.

( ´ω`) Finish mowing the lawn.

(・∀・) ... okay.

((/ デ.ㄟ) It... hurts... Grandpa...

((/ デ.ㄟ) I'm... h...a...p...p...y...

((/ デ.ㄟ) Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa...

ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩ < Cheer up! The Hope of a Mope
　　　　　（,,´ω`)彡☆ is a Dope on a Rope!
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))デ.ㄟ) <Ow ow ow stopit OW
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(　 デ.ㄟ) Now I don't even have my stylish hair...

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( ´ω`) /b/tards, you get the fuck out of my thread this instant, or I'll spank you all!

FUK U ASS HAT WE B FROM THE WOW FORUMS AND GOT FUCKIN BANHAMMERED SO SHUT UR FUKKIN TRAP FGT TIL OUR SUPSENION IS OVER AND LET US TO OUR SHIT

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HOG WINS THE INTARNET

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　　　　　　 　（； ´ω`）　　　　＜　That's no way to speak to your elders!
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（・∀・）You can't stop here, this is bat country

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　 （＿＿）　　　　
　（ ＿＿ ）　　　　>>713-717,719,721,723,725,727　　
　（ ´_⊃｀）　＜　are all banned for disturbing the peace
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（・∀・）That's just MODD, Grandpa. Even though he has a tripcode, he's pretty cool and he bans people.

（・∀・）Anyway, Grandpa, I didn't know you could perform magic! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MPz1SYDoSI

（ ´ω`）Don't link to porn, junior.

（ ´ω`） We can't have that pesky moderator catching on to us this late in the game, after all.

（ ´ω`） I said "WE CAN'T HAVE THAT PESKY MODERATOR CATCHING ON TO US THIS LATE IN THE GAME, AFTER ALL."

（・∀・） IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 MINUES TO READ THAT POST GRANDPA

（ ´ω`） You should take a speed reading course, Junior. Once I read the Encyclopedia Britannica in three hours.

（ ´_⊃｀） Just comin over to check and make sure everything's all right.

（・∀・） he's fake grandpa, the real one has tripcode.

（ ´_⊃｀） I don't get dressed for emergencies.

（・∀・） he's fake grandpa, the real is only text.

（ ´_⊃｀） I am dimensions beyond your view of reality. I can manifest myself into physical form at any given moment.

（ ´_⊃｀） But I still have to get dressed.

>>742 Banned for discunducting the BBS.

（ ´ω`）I used to be a mod back in the day! I used to ban people for using incorrect grammar and spelling, and that wasn't even harsh! You kids have it easy, running around, swearing like nothing, listening to that filthy rap music or whatever...

（ ´ω`）By the way, you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.

（・∀・） Yo Homes, smell ya later!

（・∀・）Grandpa, have you ever observed the twinkles of a little star, and ever wondered how they were?

（ ´ω`）I used to sing that song to you when you were too small for even a line of text! And no one actually cares how the little stars are doing, it's just some retarded song that soothes people, for some reason.

（・∀・）Grandpa, I'm just coming from the bathroom, and it seems you didn't flush it again. Maybe you should go to a nursing home.