( ´ω`) hello again, kids!
（ ´ω`）Sonny, I'm afraid we're gonna have to do an insult the poster above us trick to get our popularity back.
（ ´ω`） >>751 kisses >750 without waiting for him to clean his mouth!
（・∀・）Grandpa, I've entered the 36th chamber and stepped to the Wu. What do I do know?
（・∀・）Um, I mean "now," not "know." Sorry about that, Grandpa.
（ ´ω`）Enter the 37th chamber and make me some Tang.
（・∀・）二二⊃ Kitchen is that way.
（ ´ω`）☞ 37th chamber is also that way. Now get going.
⊂二二（・∀・） 37th chamber is that way.
⊂☞（ ´ω`）
（〰〄-〄）The direction of this chamber is disputed. Please see the discussion on the talk page.
That way！
That way！ That way！
That way That way！ That way！
That way！ ∩ ∩ ﾉ) That way！
That way！ 川 ∩ 川彡'三つ That way！
That way！ ⊂ミ∩､⊂ミ∩彡⊃ That way！
That way！⊂三ミ( ´ω`）彡三彡三⊃ That way！
That way！ ⊂彡川⊂彡川ミ⊃ That way！
That way！⊂彡川∪⊃ Ｕ川彡⊃ That way！
That way！ (ノ ∪ 川 ∪ミ) That way！
That way！ ∪ That way！
That way！ That way！ That way！
That way！ That way！
That way！
Σ ( °Д °) This must be his Unlimited Direction Works!
（・∀・）IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 MINUTES TO FIND THE WAY TO KITCHEN GRANDPA
（ ´ω`）Did you bring my beer back like I asked?
（・Д・）
( °Д °)
つつ☜（´ω` ） fingering tits
（・∀・）I came.
( ´ω`) All life begins with Grandpa and ends with Grandpa.
（・∀・）So it's kind of circular, right!?
( ´ω`) Not at all. The universe didn't exist before I was born, and when I die, you're all dying with me.
（・Д・）So, Grandpa, are you saying that we're all a dream... and you're the dreamer? Jeez.... So much for taking the red bill.
( ´ω`) Not at all. The Elitist Superstructure won't let us.
（・∀・） ...but I heard that in the Elitist Superstructure, you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax!
( ´ω`) Not at all. That was before moot decided to name the web site to a current meme. Proving his will to ejaculate on an innocent girls mouth and make her swallow forecfully.
（・∀・）you mean squeeks right?
( ´ω`) oh yes.
（・∀・）Grandpa, what kind of music do you listen to?
( ´ω`) Frank Zappa, but only the pure instrumental stuff. I don't like dirty language in my music.
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) Except for Penguin in Bondage. That one rocks.
( ´ω`) ... I also like scandinavian warhammer metal.
（・∀・）Grandpa, why do people like ninjas so much? S'like, enough already with all the ninjas, y'know?
( ´ω`) I personally killed Hattori Hanzo, Junior. You fucking punks have no clue what it's like to be a nidjah.
∧＿∧
（ ಠ∀ಠ）Grandpa! Do you ever have erotic dreams
（ っ-~ about Junior?
（・∀・）Grandpa, why do people hate steven segal so much? I mean he married a japanese woman and speaks fluent japanese and has black belt in kendo and he's aikido master.
( ´ω`) That's reason enough to hate anyone!
（・Д・）What does it take for a man to change?
( ´ω`) A fresh set of clean clothes and some privacy, Junior.
（・∀・）What is a man?
( ´ω`) meat and mess, same as a woman.
（・∀・）No, no, Grandpa! You're supposed to say, "A miserable pile of secrets!" It's one of those internet meme cathcphrase things we kids repeat day after day after day after day.
( ´ω`) ...no wonder the world is going to hell, what with you kids sitting round repeating stale jokes instead of going out and drinking the way I did when I was your age.
（ ｀ハ´） ..sock it to me?
（~∀~） OK guys 4chan is wicked gay and this isn't some stupid post like "oh these threads are bad you shouldn't look at them" I like dqn but lately the website has been so gay. For one thing, the mods are desciminateing aginst poeple who want to use names because "oh, who would want to use a name that is so wierd" well theres someone eelse who didn't want people to get credit for theyre work and accoplishment :cough: Stalin :cough:. and plus The Mods ban every thing thats not asian because its ""WESTERN"", so now their discriminating by race too, can't think of anyone like that :cough:Hitler :cogh:, oh excuse me their must be something in my throat. Thats why I think we should all go to ttp://becauseitswinter.com/. Its not gay likie this place and because the moderators thier know how to run a foroum website. IF YOU MISSED IT GOTO ttp://becauseitswinter.com/ IT IS BETTER THAN THIS PLACE and the people their are not anonymous cowards who suck up to the mods because The Mod and his posse rule this site and if you are not anonymous nazis like them they will be jark and flame you and bann you like they did in <jessy>'s THREAD
PS jessy I love you and am comeing to see you on ttp://becauseitswinter.com/
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) How winter manages to put up with this stuff, I'll never understand.
( ´ω`) That man is a saint.
( ´ω`) I'm in the mood for oatmeal.
（・∀・） I'll bring the sheep squeezins!
( ´ω`) Sheep squeezins!
（・∀・）Soon, Grandpa.... Oh, so very soon! Hee hee hee!
∧＿∧
(;・∀・) GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
--=≡ / ヽGONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
｜｜ ｜｜GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
-=≡ /＼ヽ/＼＼ GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
/ =ヽﾆ)∧ﾆ)∧
-= / ／ヽ‖( ´ω`) Well, okay, I guess.
-／／ /‖( つ旦O
/ / / ‖と＿)＿)
Lﾉ (＿◎ﾆ◎ﾆ◎ﾆ◎
∧＿∧
(;・∀・) GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
--=≡ / ヽGONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
｜｜ ｜｜GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
-=≡ /＼ヽ/＼＼ GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
/ =ヽﾆ)∧ﾆ)∧
-= / ／ヽ‖( ´ω`) Well, okay, I guess.
-／／ /‖( つ旦O
/ / / ‖と＿)＿)
Lﾉ (＿◎ﾆ◎ﾆ◎ﾆ◎
（・∀・）Sorry Grandpa, my interweb messed up with that last post.
（・∀・）Sorry Grandpa, I played MvC2.
（・∀・）Sorry Grandpa, I stole your 800GET.
（・∀・）Actually, I'm not sorry about that last one.
( ´ω`) Wait, what was all this about sheep squeezins?
（・∀・）
( ´ω`) ... where's my oatmeal, boy?
( =0=) IT'S RIGHT HERE ... IN MY PANTS.
( ´ω`) And no more Slashdot.
( ´ω`) For either of us.
( ´ω`) It rots the brain.
（・∀・） Here, drink this. It'll help settle your stomach.
( ´ω`) Thanks Junior. That did the job nicely.
（・∀・） Like it? I squeezed it from my own sheep!
( ´ω`) ...
∧__∧ ∩
（,,´ω`)彡☆
⊂彡☆))∀・) <ow sorry ow sorry ow sorry ow sorry
☆
( ´ω`) Heh heh... I never get tired of that smackin' around AA.
（・∀・）Grandpa, how do you feel about Kago Ai being caught smoking by the tabloids and that her career may be over because of it?
( ´ω`) There's always porn as a fallback career.
( ´ω`) ...and there's always Saitama as fallback residence.
（・∀・）Saitama? Saitama!
（ﾟ∀ﾟ）SAITAMAA!!
( ´ω`) Get ahold of yourself, child!
（・∀・）...
（・∀・）I have NO IDEA what just came over me.
-＝ ∧∧
-＝≡ （ ﾟ∀ﾟ） SAITAMAA!!
-＝（ つ┯つ
-＝≡/ / //
-＝≡（_＿）/ ）
-＝ (◎)￣））
＼ │ ／ ／￣＼ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ─（ ﾟ ∀ ﾟ ）＜ さいたまさいたま！ ＼＿／ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ ／ │ ＼ ∩ ∧ ∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣＼∩ ∧ ∧ ＼（ ﾟ∀ﾟ）＜ さいたまさいたまさいたま！さいたま〜〜〜！ ＞（ ﾟ∀ﾟ ）/ ｜ / ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿／ ｜ 〈 ｜ ｜ / ／＼_」 / ／＼」 ￣ / ／
（・∀・）...
( ´ω`) I was dozing the other day, and I dreamed about the CLOCKWORK ORANGE.
( ´ω`) It's been a long, long time, but they're still at it, aren't they?
（・∀・） sooner or later they're bound to get 'er done!
( ´ω`) Get 'er.... Oh, Junior, what are we to do with you?
（・∀・） Would it help if you smacked me around some more?
( ´ω`) Worth a try.
∧__∧ ∩
（,,´ω`)彡☆
⊂彡☆))∀・) <More! HARDER!! YES!!!
☆
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) You're not Junior!
（・∀・） So you've found me out...
（・∀・） Maybe you should smack me as punishment for not being Junior.
( ´ω`) I have no idea who you are, and smacking aruond is too intimate of an act to perform on strangers.
（・∀・） You may have found me out, but you're still wrong, old fool!
（・∀・） This really IS Junior's body. I'm posessing him!
（・∀・） ...
（・∀・） You should try harder to drive me out of his body.
( ´ω`) I'll go put on my Enya CDs.
（・∀・） Curse you old man!
( ´ω`) On second though, forget the Enya CD's! I'm going into...
／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
|~￣￣| ＜ GRANDPA: EXORCISM MODE!
|____†__| .♀ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
( ´ω`).‖
/ ~〉†〈/つ
ノ ノ| |...‖
´〜（_＿）,__）‖ゝ
ｲﾗﾈ( 'A)ﾉ Amharc, mná ag obair lá 's mall san oích',
( ) Ceolann siad ar laetha geal, a bhí,
) ) Bealach fada anonn 's anall a chóich'.
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（・∀・） ...
（・∀・） My name is Stan!
>>834
<( ? )> Stan?! ...Does that mean Xev is nearby?! Mmm, hot half-clusterlizard chicks. And that crazy, posessive robot-head is too busy romancing Kai, right? I'm so gonna put my moves on Xev :3
<( ?)> You're crazy, anon no.835. Clearly it's Stan, the pathetical nemesis of Seajus and Cod Al Mighty, possessing yet another poor sole.
<( ?)> May he rest in pieces. PREPARE THE 1000 TON WEIGHT WE BORROWED FROM THAT CRAZY GREY CARTOON BUNNY! Ready! Steady! Go!
（・∀・） Grandpa, have you noticed is that when our thread get to a certain position that the title gets reversed? S'weird.
( ´ω`) The Elitist Superstructure set up an unnamed thread that reverses the titles of all threads after it. I suggest not speaking of it again, unless you want to be their next target. You saw what happened to that emo kid...
( ´ω`) Anyway. Let's focus on getting rid of this Stan fellow and his nutjob friends, for now.
BRING SNACKS er I MEAN MODD BACK
∧＿∧ ＼ | / ／ HAA!!!
（,＿・∀） ゞ ⌒ヾ∠＿ Dodge this, "Grandpa"!!
（ ＿￣つ⊃（ =- 三ニ＝−
／ ／,>" 〉 ／/_ く￣
（＿ﾉ （＿_）,／ / ∨.Ｎ ＼
／￣￣￣￣
plink |~￣￣| ＜ Ouch.
'・ |____†__| .♀ ＼＿＿＿＿
ゞ( ´ω`).‖
/ ~〉†〈/つ
ノ ノ| |...‖
´〜（_＿）,__）‖ゝ
（・∀・） Grandpa, Aimed Shot or Arcane Shot?
( ´ω`) I'm tired of this bit. Let's move on.
( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
（・∀・） But Grandpa... that Stan guy is getting awful friendly with fiance..
（・∀・）So... 10 months?
( ´ω`) September...it just never ends.
（・∀・） You look really pissed off when your thread title is reversed, Grandpa.
taht ekil kool syawla I )`ω´ (