[Part 4] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 01:54

( ´ω`) hello again, kids!

850 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 16:13

( ´ω`) When you grow older, junior, the necessity to propagate lies diminishes. Take that as you will. I always thought you were a little cunt anyway.

851 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 17:00

（・∀・）Soylent green is people

852 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 17:02

（・∀・） Who is that guy with a 4 in his face and why is he stealing DQN-kun's job?

853 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 17:05

(,ﾟДﾟ)　OH GOD, WHERE AM I?

854 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 18:47

( ´ω`) My thread, now get out.

855 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 18:49

（・∀・） Grandpa, I've been meaning to talk with you about your parents. You've never really talked about them before, and so.. I'm pretty curious.
（・∀・） What was Great-Grandpa like?

856 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 19:08

( ´ω`) My thread, no feminatzi psychoanalytical drivel is permitted. Now get out.

857 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 22:14

（・∀・）Why do you hate us, Grandpapa? Must we resort to calling you Grumpy Gramps?

858 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 23:39

( ´ω`) You followed me into the bathroom, kid. Now get out!

859 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:13

（・∀・） Grandpa, barbeque-flavored chips area are about the best in the world. I'm not even asking a question because this is a FACT!

860 Name: ⊂二二二 [valium] 二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:16

(valium) Greetings! Nice website you're having here!

861 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:35

( ´ω`) Kids and their flavor dust. I'll go for a nice golden russet with salt and pepper, thanks.

862 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 06:28

（・∀・）Grandpa, I challenge you to a duel!

863 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 09:09

( ´ω`) You'll never win. Never.

864 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 16:25

（・∀・） You're saying that your Mudkip can beat my Mewtwo? Ridiculous!

865 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 19:07

( ´ω`) I don't know what in the world you are talking about boy, but I know that you still didn't bring me my tang.

866 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 19:14

（・∀・）You can't order me around, Elitist Supersturucture or not

867 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 19:31

(´^ิω＾ิ) TAAAAAANNGGGG

868 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4674 19:37

>>867 BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

869 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 21:37

>>868
(´^ิω＾ิ) S-shut up, yyyy-you mean p-person.

870 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 00:39

( ´ω`) Either that, or you can bring me the T'ang. I hear if I eat a small piece of him, I'll achieve immortality.

871 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 02:56

(´^ิω＾ิ) lol wut

872 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 03:00

( ´ω`) I'm tired of these gimmicks. I should go back to the Sanepa thread.

873 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 03:05

（・∀・）BUT I LIKE GIMMICKS

874 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 05:43

(´^ิω＾ิ)

875 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 13:07

( ´ω`) I'm now 7/8ths of the way through yet another legendary thread.

( ´ω`) I used to want to die. Now, I want to survive just to make the lives of my friends and relations miserable.

( ´ω`) Heeheehee.

876 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 16:07

( ﾟ -ﾟ) How very mean of you.

877 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 19:15

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hidoi desu.

878 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 19:30

( ﾟ -ﾟ) desu... desu... desu... desu ne...

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) kawaii desu ne!!!

879 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 20:23

( ´ω`) お前われの事知らんだ。さー、うるせっ！

( ´ω`) Anyway, where is my tang.

880 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 23:07

(。・ ・) ...

881 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 02:00

（・∀・） Grandpa, who do people always talk like idiots to a baby? Sure the baby can't understand anyway, but is it really necessary to speak like you have some sort of brain damage?

882 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 05:10

( ´ω`) How people talk to babies and pets shows how they would talk to anyone if that didn't mean getting punched in the face a lot.

883 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 07:47

( ´ω`) And besides, if you talk like an idiot to a baby, they'll turn out like idiots too. I read law books to you when you were little and I didn't stop no matter how much you cried.

( ´ω`) Now look how you turned out! Aren't you glad I did that?

884 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 09:24

（・∀・）I need a fiddy for crack, pops.

885 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 09:41

( ´ω`) I might have to send you somewhere, to where your aunt and uncle reside.

886 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 12:10

（・∀・）What type of porn should I watch, grandpa?

887 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 12:15

( ´ω`) Whatever's legal in your part of the world, sonny.

888 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 12:16

（・∀・） Does that include hot 8 on 8 on 8 action?

889 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 15:32

( ´ω`) ...I probably star in it, junior.

890 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 16:37

(,ﾟДﾟ)　WHAAAAH??????

891 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 16:40

( ´ω`) although my memory is foggy on who made up the third set of eight.

892 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 16:42

（・∀・） According to "Bob", you should remove the prairie squid's beak first.

893 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 22:11

(。・ ・) ...
(。・ ・) ...
(。・ ・) Will anyone pay attention to me?

894 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 22:31

( ´ω`) Sorry girlfriend, but you've just become, so, so...

（・∀・）...flat and 2-dimentional, like some sort of copy-paste of yourself a dozen times with no redeeming or interesting qualities?

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) Yeah, that sounds about right.

895 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 22:53

(。`・ ・) ...Why, theres a contradiction in your statement! Objection!

( ´ω`) Objection overruled!

(。`・ ・) Shut up! You're all just copy-paste!

（・∀・）!! ( ´ω`) !!

（;∀;）You just had to go ahead and say it! You're mean! WaAAHHH!!!

( ´ω`) Now look what you did! I'm going to have to beat him down until he stops crying.

896 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 10:53

(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　(,ﾟДﾟ)　

YOU WERE STARRING IN IT, GRANDPA!

Oh..The horror..

897 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 18:03

(´ω`) *blush I was quite the stud.

898 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 18:14

(suddenly..)

(。・ ・) S-O-N-I-C, GO!
S-O-N-I-C, GO!
GO, GO, GO, LET'S GO!

899 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 18:38

(´ω`) Hello kids!
(´ω`) ...wait a minute.

900 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 19:02

（・∀・） I hate the Sonic games.

901 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 19:57

（・∀・） But I loved Shadow the Hedgehog.

902 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 20:47

( ´ω`) I'm sure SEGA appreciates the support of your parents' money and the time you've wasted at the cost of your grades.

903 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 21:07

（・∀・）Can I make a difference, Grandpa? Can I, can I?

904 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 21:54

>>900
( ´ω`) Grandson, that was a terrible get.
( ´ω`) Oh, and yes. By falling in love with (。・ ・).

905 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 21:59

（・∀・）Not really grandpa, look at the numbers:

  • news4vip: 283,959 posts a day.
  • 4-ch: 7 posts a day.

I mean, the numbers are so off, they are not even in the same universe.

906 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 22:20

( ´ω`) How dare you sage a legendary!

907 Name: ( ´ω`) : 1993-09-4677 22:29

　 _ 　∩
( ´ω`) 彡　
　⊂彡
ughh...

908 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 23:17

（・∀・） Anyway, I'm working on a new song. I'm gonna call it ( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)

909 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 23:43

( ´ω`) Who do you think you are, John Lennon? Shut up and go chop some firewood.

910 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 23:44

( ´ω`) Go ahead.
( ´ω`) But will people mind...
( ´ω`) ..that it has a legendary's name on it?

911 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 23:45

（・∀・）OH MY GOD THERE'S 2 GRANDPAS?!?

912 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 00:04

（　｀ω´）And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!

913 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 00:21

( ・ω・) What about me?

914 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 00:34

（・∀・）you are god's shame

915 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 00:41

>>914
( ´ω`) Ah, ah ah, you forgot capitals and punctuation.

916 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 00:52

（・∀・）one need not concern themself with th∴t

917 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 00:53

( ´ω`) zzzz....

918 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 01:41

（・∀・）I will do the German dance, it's fun and gay and tra-la-la!

919 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 13:42

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) Bacon isn't the only thing cured by hanging from trees.

920 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 16:31

（・∀・）You don't like Germans, Papi?

921 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 18:56

(´ω`) ...
(´ω`) Not like I care..

922 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 19:25

（・∀・） Anyway, I'm working on a new song. I'm gonna call it ( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)

923 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 19:28

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MAGIC!!!!!!!!

924 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 22:37

（・∀・） Grandpa? Grandpa????
（・∀・） GRANDPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

925 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 22:55

(,ﾟДﾟ)　GRAAAAAAAANDDDDDPAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

926 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 00:01

(´ω`) WHAT ALREADY????

927 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 00:03

（・∀・）Phew! I thought you'd died. I love you Grandpa!

928 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 00:43

(´ω`) Grandpas never die. We just post a new thread and regroup in DQN.

929 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 02:18

（・∀・）Hey, Grandpa, how do I get laid?

930 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 02:23

(^ิ౪＾ิ) DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

931 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 04:44

(´ω`) Durrrr is overdone. The new stupid noise is "Hnnnnnnggggggggg"

932 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 05:12

(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) Hnnnnnnggggggggg

933 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 05:25

(ﾟДﾟ) SWEET JESUS!
(ﾟДﾟ) IT'S DQN-KUN!

934 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 06:35

( ´ω`) Get in the car!

( ´ω`) Wait, I forgot where my keys were. Ah well. ZZZZzzZzzzz....

935 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 14:28

(´ω`) tell you the truth, I am over 300 Years old now and sometimes I dream of mitten...

936 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 14:54

(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) Grandpa, your answers have become increasingly random and nonsensical. Your time draws nigh for you have angered the Spirit of DQN. What have you to say for yourself?

937 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 16:21

( ´ω`) ZZZZzzZzzzz

938 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 17:11

(`（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）´) Now I'm really mad. You shall feel the wrath of DQN!

939 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 17:18

ZzzzZ..　∧∧　　　 ／⌒ヽ≡
　∴°(´ω`(⊂二（ｪｪｪｲ（●））≡DQN PUNCHHHHHnnnnggg
　　　　 ＼つ つ　 ＼⊂　)≡
　　　　　　＼　⊃　　(＿)＼≡
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940 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 19:38

( ´ω`) Ouch.

941 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 21:09

(ﾟДﾟ)...Are you ok, Gramps?

942 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 21:26

( ´ω`) ...I think my hip is broken.

943 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 21:37

（・∀・）I will pay for a new one.

944 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 21:56

( ´ω`) I think I broke my television too.

945 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 22:39

（・∀・）As long as we're being honest, while DQN-kun was beating you up, I think I broke your toilet, oven, bed and rocking chair. Also, as we speak, your boiler is filling the house with carbon mono--

946 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 23:00

( ´ω`) monofilaments?

947 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 01:40

（・∀・）Grandpa, why is part 3 above part 4?

948 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 01:46

( ´ω`) The sane thread is a spinoff of Part 3 of my legendary thread

949 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 05:57

(´ω∀・)

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