( ´ω`) hello kids!

<・∀・ > In >>641->>666 we will be discussing the many transgressions against the moral just kind and loved corean people and the great need for apology juice and reparationsfrom japan!

<・∀・ > In BCE 6101 Corea was beginning...

( ﾟ -ﾟ)

<・∀・ > I have to wait before I go on; someone on ebay has put in a bid for the mittens!

( ; -;)

<・ω・ > Hello! I am Corean Grandfather! I am the most loved of grandfathers...and most famous. But japanese grandfather steals all of my fame!

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( ´ω`)彡　(・ω・ ) ...
　

( ´ω`)彡　(・ω・ )
you're next clonepa

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( ´ω)彡　(´ω ) ...

( ´ω)　　(´ω ) Wait a second...

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(・∀・)　ミ(´ω )

　　(´ω )
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(・∀・)彡　（ ｀ハ´） ...

(・∀・) Darkpa?!

（ ｀ハ´） Yes! And I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ha ha ha ha.....

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I want my mittens back...

　　（｀ハ´）
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ)彡　⊂( )⊃

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Oh there they are!

（｀ハ´） Put me down!

Mitte━━━━━━⊂( ﾟ ヮﾟ)⊃━━━━━━ns!!!!!

⊂<・∀・ >⊃ They are mine!

( ´ω`) This place is out of control...

⊂<・∀・ >⊃ >>655 is wearing my sweater!

<・ω・ > Never mind that, Corean Junior; put your hand back where I had it!

(・∀・) Grandpa! What was life before... aaah. forget it. this thread can not be saved.

(・∀・) Grandpa! Tell your version of the Aristocrats joke!

>>660
i wonder what that [Censored] stands for >.<

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://www.dead-frog.com/aristocrats/

(・∀・) It's almost time for 666GET. I'm excited!

(・∀・) Corean Grandpa, what was life like before Korea?

(・∀・) 666GET

( ´ω`) O SHI- You got ZZZzzzzz......

(・∀・) Do I get a prize now, grandpa?

( ´ω`) No. You son of a VIPPER.

(・∀・) Grandpa, can I spam sage [Part 3] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [SANE]?

( ´ω`) Go ahead.

( ´ω`) It's gotten awfully quite. Why, in my days, you can refresh and always find new content.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what sharp teeth you have!

( ´ω`) Please frame your insults in the form of a question.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what sharp teeth do you have?

( ´ω`) Just one, from a an evil pekingese that savaged my rump about 20 years ago. It bit so hard, the canine's canine became lodged, and it's still in there, making it hard to sit still for a long period of time.

(♥∀♥) Grandpa, have I ever told how sexy you are?

（　｀ハ´）Yes, but I'm not your grandpa; now stop playing with my moustache!

(・∀・) Grandpa, I love Easter for the sole fact that it's the only time in the year I can get those Cadbudry creme eggs. How about you?

( ´ω`) When I captured by the coreans during The War they strung us up by our thumbs and fed us nothing but Cadbury Creme Eggs. So every easter it reminds zzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz

(・∀・) Still have narcolepsy, Grandpa?

( ´ω`) zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz...um... whah? Oh, I was just resting my eyes.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what does sex feel like?

( ´ω`) Ever had that feeling when after you finally pull a tooth that's been so long, but you still tongue around the gap in your mouth still wanting to wiggle the tooth that is now gone? It's sort of like that.

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) You must be a virgin, Grandpa!

(・∀・) Can we talk about something else?

( ´ω`) No, all this sex talk is makin' me kind of hot. C'mere, Junior.

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( ・∀・)彡　（・_・。）

(・∀・) ...

ｷﾀ━━━━━━(・∀・)━━━━━━ !!

(・∀・) Grandpa, come on! Big Bucks, Big Bucks, No Whammies, Big Bucks, STOP!

(・∀・) Grandpa, "I'm all like 'V for Vendetta' is coming out!", but my friend is all like, "Dude, time to party because it's St. Patrick's Day!" and I'm going, "Dude, fuck that immature shit! I want to go see a subversive movie based off of a comic book!" So, um, should I go see the movie alone because some people can't grow up and realize you're wasting your life by drinking beer and hitting on women?

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) You are not my grandson.

(・∀・) Oh yeah?

(・∀・) Why do you wet your bed still, Grandpa? I stopped doing that many years ago.

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( ・∀・)彡　(・∀・)

( ´ω`) That's why.

（　｀ハ´） Just passin' through.

(・∀・) I just finished looking through old photos of use and saw that you were only half as wrinkly as you are now.

(・∀・) So what was my first word grandpa?

( ´ω`) Nurupo.

(・∀・)

(・∀・) Oops, wrong thread.

(・∀・) GA.

( ´ω`) The old jokes truly are the best.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is it people in other countries always laugh in English?

( ´ω`) wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(・∀・) Answer my question sensibly, you old fart.

( ´ω`) わかんないｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

(・∀・) VIP kara kimasuta

(・∀・) Grandpa, how do I dance?

( ´ω`) Para bailar la Bamba, es necessita una poca de gracia.

(・∀・) Grandpa, you're speaking with languages again! I thought the exorcist finally succeeded last time...

(´ﾟωﾟ`) Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Byakhee, Byakhee,♪
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) fly me through space!♪
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Take me away,♪
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Far from this place!♪

(´ﾟωﾟ`) Stop singing or I'll devour your soul!!!

(・∀・) If the byakhee shits, wear it!

( ´ω`) ♪バーか、バーか、バーか♪

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever been imprisoned?

( ´ω`) Did I ever tell you about how I freed the mahjongg players from the POW camp during the war?

(・∀・) Mahjong players? Don't those guys have really pointy noses and chins? How'd you free them without getting hurt?

( ´ω`) ...I asked nicely...

( ´ω`) And put guns in their mouths.

(-∀- ) Grandpa, I just had to tell you this... This, this... THREAD SUCKS!

( ´ω`) Just like the other "lets get to 1000 by" threads, amirite?

(´ﾟωﾟ`) I'm not seeing any brains on this plate, Junior....

(・∀・) Anta baka!!!

(・∀・) Grandpa, stop doing the crossword puzzles on the newspapers we get! I told you it was my turn this week!

(´ﾟωﾟ`) Grandpa is dead. They're my crossword puzzles now.

(・∀・)

(´ﾟωﾟ`)

(・∀・) Grandpa! What's it like to be one of the undead?

( ´ω`) It's not much different, except my breath is a little worse.

And I can breath underwater for long periods of time, and also break Fear with a special ability.

>>726
( ´ω`) kono ahou

(・∀・) That's very interesting Grandpa, but I'd rather play as Tauren, Troll, or Orc! Have you ever jacked off to a video game?

( ´ω`) Pong. Twice.

(・∀・) You're weird, grandpa. Arkanoid is so much hotter.

( ´ω`) The little bases, not to mentoin the aliens, in Space Invaders are provocative too.

(・∀・) Yeah, I always thought the objective to Space Invaders was to shoot semen on the aliens.

( ´ω`) Red Attack was always a little too realistic for my liking.

( ´ω`) I used to love Cosmic Chasm except that I always got trapped by the expanding cores and used up all my shield time just trying to survive.

(・∀・) LFG Ragefire Chasm, priest plz

(・∀・) You're not so legendary, Grandpa! You're just old! Old people can't do anything legendary!

( ´ω`) I think >>1-741 was pretty legendary, with the exception of the posts not made by myself.

(・∀・) Grandpa, you've lived a long, interesting life. Can you tell me the most important thing you've learned so I can pass it on to future generations?

(・∀・)
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) Grandpa?

( ´ω`) zzZZZZzzZZzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZzzZZZZzzzz...

(・∀・) This is the 3rd thread! Why won't you die?!

( ´ω`) Did you... just notice?

( ´ω`) zzZZZZzzZZzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZzzZZZZzzzz...

(・∀・) But no srsly, what is the wisdom you've distilled from your years on earth?

( ´ω`) Well, no fat chicks is one of em.

( ´ω`) One of very many, might I add.

(・∀・) Many fat chicks?

( ´ω`) Too many to count, sadly.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do guys spend so much money on getting their date to the high school prom when all they really want to do is have sex with them and dump them once they get to college?

( ´ω`) Cause the cheaper they are the fatter they are.

(・∀・) Grandpa, how do you keep fit?

( ´ω`) Willpower and a diet consisting of cookies, cake and icecream.

( ´ヮ`) ...and MITTENS!

(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm a guy and I have this crush on this other guy...we see each other every day at our high school but never talk...I'd really like to be with him and I have sexual fantasies about him (masturbate in bed etc) but the problem is I don't know if he's gay. How can I find out? My gaydar says nothing.

He's pretty hot btw.

( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better then a guy's hairy asshole, Junior. That's all I can say.

( ´ω`) Speaking of poon, what the hell happened to that girl you were seeing? I hope to god you haven't decided to go down the "pound me in the ass" faggot road.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My name is MITTENS, and I'm going to have to agree that it's a toss-up between vagina or a nice mitten. I think mittens win, just by a little though <3

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ oﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) YEAH MITTENS!

Σ( ´ω`;)

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) By the way, we're just friends!!

（。・_・） ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

（。・_・） Σ(ﾟヮ ﾟ )!

（。;・_・）(ﾟヮ ﾟ ) BRB!

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is life like on the moon?

( ´ω`) It's exactly like living in Amarillo, TX, Junior. Hot all day, bitter cold all night, and there's nothing at all to do ever.

>>761 just won the "idiot homophobe of the day" prize.

(・∀・) Maybe his opinion is based on experience, you ever stop to consider that, >>768??

>>768
( ´ω`) Hey now, this is DQN here, not SensitivityTrainingAnonymous

(・∀・) Sorry, Grandpa. I just had one of my spells of Righteous Indignation. It'll pass. It always does.

(・∀・) Grandpa... what was the moon like before the internet?

( ´ω`) Cheezy.

(・∀・) Grandpa, I swear to God that there's a big ol' bug crawling on your shoulder! I'm so serious! Look!

ж( ´ω`) Where?

( ´ω`) What?

( ´ω`)ж Who?

(・∀・) It's on your head now.

ж∵
( ´ω`)

　　 ─∧＿∧ Got it!
　三　（　・∀・）∩ 　　
　三　ヽ、つ　　ﾉ.从／＿∧ ∩yeowch!
　　ニ　 ヽ (⌒ ） 　　 て｀ω´）ﾉ
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(´ﾟωﾟ`) braaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn

(・∀・) umm... oops.

(・∀・) Raisin Bran? Sorry, ran out years ago, Grandpa. Haven't you noticed I've lost about 30 pounds?

(・∀・)
　 () I'm skinny!

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　　　／　 ﾟ∀ﾟ ＼　＜Haven't you noticed I lost 100 pounds?
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　　　／　 ﾟ∀ﾟ ＼　＜ These things hurt...
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(´ﾟωﾟ`) All Braaannnn
　　　　　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　(・∀・;) Quick! Call the Exorcist!
　　　　　　　　

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DISTORTED SUPPER HUEG GRANDPA APROVES OF THIS THREAD

(´ﾟωﾟ`) Kellogs Rice Crispies
　　　　　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　(・∀・;) Grandpa! Snap out of it!

( ´ω`) Junior, once in a while you need to expand your mind, even if it's to gigantic proportions.

( ´ω`) But by no means should you ever even think about opening it.

(・∀・) Why not, Grandpa?

( ´ω`) An open mind allows for changing opinions. On the internet, this is the equivalent of a death sentence.

(・∀・) Intellectual honesty demands that I solicite other's opinions, and accept that mine might not be the alpha and the omega. Haven't you ever changed your mind on a subject you felt important, Grandpa?

( ´ω`) Once. After Grandma and I decided to not abort your mother.

(・∀・) But Grandpa, I thought abortions were illegal back then!

( ´ω`) Back then, abortions were strictly of the 'strangle the baby while the doctor's back is turned' kind.

(・∀・) Wait, abort my mother? I thought that dad was your son...?

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) OHSHI-

( ´ω`)
( XD) !!

( ´ω`) They might be related.

( ´ω`) Yeah sonny, 4-ch is getting shittier and shittier.

( ´ω`) I'm leaving and never coming back because this site is not the same anymore.

(・∀・) Nobody needs you anyway, Grandpa! You stink!

( ´ω`) Hello, I am Grandpa's friend, Sogeking.

(・∀・)

(・∀・) Will you teach me and answer my questions? What I'm asking is... will you be my new Grandpa?

( ´ω`) Yes, only when I do the grandpa thing it will be much cooler.

( ´ω`) Just call me Grandpa Hammerpants

( ﾟ-ﾟ) ...what's that smell?
( ﾟ-ﾟ) sniff
(・∀・) mroe liek Grandpa Poopypants amirite?

( ´ω`) We should finish this grandpa saga with some big philosophical section.

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　　　　　　　　　　　　　(ﾟДﾟ；):.　_　＜　Ah! It was all a dream!
　　　　　　　　　　　　ｒ'⌒と､j ミ　ヽ　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　　　　　ノ　,.ｨ'　 ｀ヽ.　/
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　 　 　　　　　 く.,｀^''ｰ-､,,..ノ/
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( ´ω`) Dream? I have a dream. that one day, this nation will rise up...

( ´ω`) ...That is all.

(・∀・) But grandpa, this nation already has risen up.

( ´ω`) Viagra: making our nation stand proud

( ﾟ-ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ-ﾟ) ...

( ´ω`) VIAGRA!

(・∀・) By the way, grandpa, I heard lesbians can raise it up without viagra. Is this true?

( ´ω`) Not for me, junior. I need a little more, if you know what I mean.

( ´ω`) Enough of that... Now we should start the Eva-like ending for this thread.

(・∀・) I am here but why?

( ´ω`) Mother? Is that you?

( ( (・-・) ) )

Down is down, and up is up. Without down and up there is nothing....
______________________________________ ( ´ω

( ´ω`) cut to rei ayanami's giand forehead that is a vagina

(・∀・) I am here but why?

( ´ω`)'s in His Heaven, All's Right With the World

(・∀・)

I am here.

here

where is

here.

( ´ω`) This is getting silly.

(・ω・) Can you guys really keep this for 173 more posts?

(;∀;) FATHER!! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME FATHER!? I HATE YOU!!

( ´ω`) Oh great, the emo-Shinji shit again..

(;Д;) mustn't run away mustn't run away mustn't run away

( ・ー・） Go home!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ)!
( ﾟ oﾟ).
( ﾟ -ﾟ)...

( ﾟ -ﾟ) You deny the fact because you wish to deny that facet of your existance.

Understanding of oneself requires one to explore the understanding of others about oneself.

(;Д;) WHY! WHY do i have to post here! What is the point??

( ﾟ ヮﾟ)!!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I have solved the hedgehog's dilemma!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Just put this here, and...

ｷﾀ━━━━━━⊂( ﾟ ヮﾟ)⊃⊂(;Д;)⊃━━━━━━ !!

⊂( ﾟ ヮﾟ)⊃ Not only do mittens prevent poking, but they also add even more warmth! Buy now~!

(;Д;) Why am I crying?
(´ω`) ...
(;Д;) Grandpa!
(;Д;) Please don't stop being my grandpa!!
(;Д;) GRAANDPAAAAA!!!!!

Meanwhile

( ・ー・）...Fiancee!

（。・_・）...Junior-kun is calling me...

(´ω`) Grandpa instrumentality project is going well.

( ´ω`) Just who am I supposed to be here, anyway?

( ´´´´ω`) Okay, I'll be Adam.

(・∀・) And I'll be Steve.

(・∀・) Wait... what were we doing again?

(・∀・) Oh, right, I ask questions and you answer?

( ´ω`) Sure, Junior. What would you like to know?

(・∀・) Grandpa, what makes Mr. Pibb and Red Vines so crazy delicious when they're added together?

( ´ω`) I'm not sure, but would you like to try a sip of this? It's Ensure and Stoli.

Grandpa, weird things happen when you mix Ensure, Stoli, Mr Pibb and Red Vines!

( ´ω`) At least the Ensure means you're getting your suppliments. On the other hand, there's always Prune Juice. It's a Warrior's Drink.

(・∀・) Grandpa, >>845 reveals you to be a Star Trek fan as all of nerd-dom knows that Lt. Worf loved his prune juice. However, do you get the feeling that the old jokes about Star Trek fans about being losers who still live with their parents and such can now apply to anime fans and essentially making Otakus the Trekkies of the 21st century?

( ´ω`) I think that it should truly give them all hope. After all, I'm a grandfather. I've managed to successfully breed and raise children, who then had you. It just shows that stereotypes bear little semblance to reality, and both the William Shatner Saturday Night Live Skit and Maid in Akihabara share common roots.

(・∀・) Grandpa, didn't you tell me that you adopted your kids over the internet, and that I came from a test tube?

( ´ω`) Actually, I adopted the internet, it's my kid.
[INTERNET] I AM YOUR FATHER

(・ー・) Wait, then where the hell do I fit in here?

( ´ω`) You worry too much about details. You'll be my grandpa at this rate.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ)　Omedetto!
( ﾟ -ﾟ)　...
( ﾟ -ﾟ)　Oh, is that riff over already? Sorry.

(・∀・) Grandpa >>847, what do you think about black people and other minorities?

( ´ω`) you're all pork to me, Junior.

(・∀・) Although it may be a health hazard in hundreds of ways, I like chicken much more.

( ´ω`) I once killed a man who came between me and my meal of pigeon; but that's a story for another time.

(・∀・) Grandpa, I recently read Papillon, which leads me to ask you this critical question: What's the most creative way you've come up with to hide money?

( ´ω`) Savings account.

( ・ー・） I have a swiss bank account, but don't tell anyone!

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Is that your cash card?

(　ﾟ ヮﾟ)　Yoink!
　⊂彡

(ﾟ ヮﾟ )　See ya later!!

Σ(´ω` ) Come back here! Where's my share?!

( ・ー・） $10 down the drain...

( ´ω`) You could buy a luxurious dinner with that money! And dessert! And some fine wine along with that! And still have money for more!

( ´ω`) Dagnabbit, if only I didn't drop my beatin' stick..

(・∀・) It's about 4 inches from your left han-

( ´ω`) Too damn far!

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I felt guilty so I brought it back.

(　ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wanna see my new rhinestone-studded mittens?

(・∀・) Grandpa! Welcome to the "Actor's Studio" with me, your humble host, Junior. Thank you for joining me.

(・∀・) Grandpa, we've enjoyed you in such magnificent films as "Nevada Carries a Blade," "Internet: Serious Business," and in the classic "4chan is down." However, what is your favorite film?

( ´ω`) Passion of the Seven Dwarves

（*`య´）A CHALLENGER APPEARS

(・∀・) That mask isn't scary AT ALL, Grandpa!

( ´ω`) It made you pee in your pants when you were a little squirt. You know, Junior, you're not cute anymore.

(　･ิω･ิ) Hey dad, what's up?

( ´ω`) I told you I disowned you, damnit!

(　･ิω･ิ) In that case, I'm going to stop paying your old folks home bills. Have fun on the street, pops!

( ´ω`)I've made enough off the sale of mittens to live comfortably for the next fifty years.

( ´ω`)Incidently, I still have what you did with yours on video, you naughty fatman.

(　･ิω･ิ) So I'm still in the will, right?

( ´ω`)....

( ´ω`)....

( ´ω`) you have the same place in the will that you had before this conversation, if that's what you mean.

(・∀・) Grandpa, but didn't you...
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1118254935/51-52

(;ﾟ -ﾟ) ...

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Fuckmittens!

( ・ー・） ...I have a brother?

(　･ิω･ิ) I'm your dad, you uneducated doof.

(・∀・) They told me you ran off with a truckdriving man years ago. Mom cried about it all the time.

(　･ิω･ิ) Hey, I was young and I needed the money!

( ・ー・） ...a brother?

(　･ิω･ิ) Nope. Didn't need a brother.

( ´௰`） ...

　,､＿,､
　ｌ ﾟ(･)ﾟ）　d00d, your nose...
　lつﾞ"/)
　.l/),,）

(・∀・) Uncle, what was life like after leaving Grandpa?

(　･ิω･ิ) I'm your DAD you moron. You must have gotten your intelligence from my sister's side of the family.

(・∀・) YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!!!!

(　･ิω･ิ) And you missed a perfectly good 888get. I'm so disappointed in you, son.

( ・ー・） ...I have a sister?

(　･ิω･ิ) Your sister, my ex-wife, your mom. All the same person.

(　･ิω･ิ) We have a very close family.

                             ( ´ω`)

                       The world is vieled in

                       darkness.  The wind stops,

                            the sea is wild,

                      and the earth begins to rot.

                             The people wait,

                      their only hope, a prophecy....

                     " When the world is in darkness

                        Four Warriors will come...."

                        After a long journey, four

                          young warriors arrive,

                           each holding an ORB.

(　･ิω･ิ) I'll be Chaos.

(・∀・) I, Junior, will knock you all down!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'll be a white mage! Here everyone, wear these mittens!

( ´ω`) I guess I'll be a fighter. Sure takes me back.

(　｀ハ´）I'm making a guest appearance here just to be your black mage!

( ・ー・）I'll be a thief.

(;´ω`)(;ﾟ -ﾟ)(;・∀・)(;･ิω･ิ)( ・ω・) But they suck!

( ・ー・）Oh okay, black belt then.

( ´ω`)( ﾟ ヮﾟ)( ・ー・)(　｀ハ´）*And so, the four ..well, not really so young warriors begin their journey as they enter Corne-*

|・_・| I WILL BE WARMECH. NUCLEAR.

GAME OVER

>>895 has been banned because: No mages.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Gau so obnoxious? I mean, it takes forever to learn all those different abilities.

>>895

( ´ω`) gtfo mod impersonator

>>896

( ´ω`) i dunno, lol

( ´ω`) am i cool yet?

( ´ω`) add +1 to numbers on >>898 orz

900GET!

(・∀・) Grandpa, it isn't like you to make such huge mistakes... who are you REALLY?

>>901
( ´ω`) They call me....zabadab

(・∀・) Wut? What did you do with my grandpa?

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( ´ω`) I created Grandpa; 4-ch copied me.

(・∀・) Grandpa, that FF1 thing was interesting. I think that's what we need in this thread - a little adventure, don't you think?

( ´ω`) My life IS...well, used to be full of adventure.

( ´ω`) Are you trying to tell me you're uninterested in listening to my adventures?

(・∀・) ... Okay, I'll listen. Just a minute.

　　　　　　　　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_　　All right, I'm ready.
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( ´ω`) Well, it all started out when-

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( ´ω`) Boobs.

(・∀・) !?!?

( ´ω`) Gotcha!

(・∀・) Is it true that boobs are very soft to touch?

( ´ω`) A woman's breast is the hardest rock the Almighty put on this earth.

( ・∀・)つ(・(・ You lied, grandpa. They ARE soft.

( ﾟ oﾟ) Junior? What did I tell you about ever touching my breasts again???

( ´ω`)つ(・(・ Junior, don't ever touch them again!

( ﾟ Eﾟ) eeeeeek!

===>foom<

( ・A・) You just CAN'T control yourself, can you, Grampa?

( ´ω`) you started it.

(・∀・) I was just curious because you've lied to me before gramps.

( ´ω`) Lies are more interesting some times, Junior. Besides, weren't you the one that started all that leprechaun talk?

( ´ω`) Besides, I'm old. I haven't gotten any since...

( ´ω`) ...Long enough!

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does Squeek's thread sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 1000 by".

( ´ω`) It may appear that way to you, Junior, but it is well on its way to becoming "Legendary". On the day that a Junior thread gets to 1000 on its own merits is the day that you can mock Squeeks.

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it true that it's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the dog that's fighting....

(・∀・) It's the dog fight is the size of... wait a minute....

(・∀・) Dogs are in a fight larger than they appear or something....

( ´ω`) Junior, how many times have I told you to stay away from japanese porn?

(・∀・) But this is German!

( ´ω`) I can see how you'd be confused by the scat; but none the less, 'auschwitz scheisten meisters' is japanese.

( ´ω`) I can tell by ss uniforms

( ´ω`) and having seen many japanese scat films in my day

(・∀・)Grandpa! Why don't we ever see grandma?

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) Can you keep a secret?

(・∀・) I haven't told anybody about ther grab-the-worm game we used to play, have I?

( ´ω`) Well, ok. Remember the burgers you ate yesterday?

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) They're made from your grandma.

(・∀・)Grandma was made out of tofu?

( ´ω`) Sure was! And your mom is made from pure gluten!

( ´ω`) No, but her finger got caught in the grinder.

(・∀・) Grandpa! Why can't I put it in her pooper?

( ´ω`) Hang on a moment, Junior. I contradicted myself and now my brain hurts.

( ・ω・) And that's how it happened.

(・∀・) Grandpa! What will happen when this thread reaches 1000? I'm scared...

( ´ω`) >>1001 will make a new thread, Junior; now go put on unsoiled pants.

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) You can leave that pair here

(・∀・) Why? What are you going to do with it?

( ´ω`) Cleanse them with an all-consuming fire of purification

( ´ω`) after I sniff every little morsel clinging to them.

( ´3`) Grandpa... You love me, i know that.

( ´ω`) It's getting darker now... Junior, I'm beginning to sense that we're in the final days, and the remaining posts grow fewer each day. Tell me now, what have you learned from Part3 that made it all worthwhile to you?

(・∀・) I didn't learn anything but it was all enjoyable. Thanks for the bread.

( ´ω`) ....

( ´ω`) that's not bread; now i have to buy more sponges.

(・∀・) Ha ha ha, Grandpa. Next you're going to try to tell me that this isn't Jesus' blood!

( ´ω`) It is, and that's the last time I'll hire a mexican prep cook.

('=_=) Gradpa, may i show you my underwear?

( ´ω`) .... Depends.

( '*_*) for what?...

( ´ω`) No, I mean you're wearing Depends®.

( ´ω`) Give 'em back! They're not for you!!

( ´ω`) COUGH HACK COUGH Junior..I don't think I'll have much longer to live.

( ´ω`) I think it's time I passed all my powers over to you..

(　｀ハ´） o O (Finally, my chance to strike!)

( ´ω`) Anyway, I'm going to mexico, bitches!

( ´ω`) Get ready to meet the new grandpa

(・∀・) hello, kids!

° < Hi grandpa! I'm your unborn child's unborn child who still resides in your left testicle. Please let us out, it's dark in here!

(・∀・) fap fap fap

(・∀・) Better?

° < Aaahhh, I'm dying! Gaaahhh...

(　｀ハ´） Hey! Watch where you point that thing!

(・∀・) Darkpa! Now that grandpa has gone

(・∀・) I was wondering if you...

(・∀・) ...if you...

(・∀・) If you wouldn't mind being the new junior!

( ・ω・) I will be the new Grandpa.

( ・ω・) hello kids!

(・∀・) Grandpa, some one sent me a letter to tell me I may already be a winner!

( ・ω・) I do that on the weekends. The pay is pretty good.

( ´ω`) Forgot my sumbrero from the last time I went to Mex-...

( ´ω`) You fucking let Clonepa be the new Grandpa?!! I won't stand for this.

(・∀・) I let him because you took so long.

(・∀・) Not to mention that he has your good looks.

( ・ω・) I think you missed 970get there, junior.

( ´ω`) Beat it, you six piece Chicken McNobody!

( ・ω・) gb2/mexico/

( ・ω・) I'm a celebrity on 2chan, I noticed.

( ・ω・) 975GET

( ´ω`) Get the hell out

(・∀・u) Grandpa, your pressure...

( ' =_=)Grandpa... You look so sexy... (GrrrOooWww)

( ´ω`) And soon we'll face the final curtain, Junior. I have no regrets, except for all the time wasted trying to educate you.

( ´ω`) Junior... there is another Skywalker...

(・∀・) Yeah, seen the movies.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Is he dead y--
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ....
(ﾟ- ﾟ ) sorry.

( ´ω`) Junior, don't you have anything in your life you aspire to or want to try? I worry about your future and so should you.

(・∀・) Well, I wouldn't mind getting 3000.

( ´ω`) Ah, so you're the one posting "this thread has reached over 1000 replies" on world4ch's "I'm not a racist" thread.

(=(・∀・) Grandfather, perhaps you should take a nap before the 1000. I will look to your needs as you rest.

( ´ω`) Nonesense! I don't want to risk sleeping through 100--

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzz

(・∀・) mwahahaha...

(=(・∀・) Why are you laughing? It's my victory.

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｜Oracle｜
Ｊ(´･ω･`)し Soon this thread will 1000GET

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) mittens for 1000GET!

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　　　　　　 ◯（ ´∀｀ ）◯ ＜ It is delicious 1kGET, I must eat it!!
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) oooo, so close now

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzz

(・∀・) Don't fall asleep, grandpa!

( `ω´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

(・∀・) NO! YOU'LL EXPLODE IF YOU SLEEP LIKE THAT!

(　･ิω･ิ) WAKE UP DADDY!!!!

( ´ω`) Hm? Oh, 1000get.