( LΦ`) hello kids!

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

( LΦ`) well, junior, there were these creatures that we used to call "girls"

( LΦ`) they're all extinct now

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i(EΝE)΅ You too, gramps!

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(EΝE) Grandpa, we're reading "The Outsiders" in school and how teeangers were in, like, the olden days. Were you a preppy Soc, or one of the cool Greaser kids?

J( '°`)΅@Hey boys, have you seen...

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i(EΝE)΅ Grandpa, I'm hard!

i( LΦ`)΅ Hard gay?

. welcome.

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.( LΦ`) I am Ballos.

( *Φ`) Ages upon ages ago, in fear of enduring punishment, I allowed my funny to run wild.

( *Φ`) The funny became such that even its master's hands could not control it.

i(EΝE)΅ That's great, Grandpa, now help me pick out a dress. Do I need a bra?

( *Φ`) If you wanna hold up those saggy tits of yours into some kind of presentable package, I'd fucking recommend it! You better believe it!

i(EΝE)΅ Grandpa, what happened to your eye? It went from L to *!

i(EΝE)΅ Hey Mom! Does this dress look good on me?

J( '`)΅ ......

( *Φ`) Go play Cave Story.

i(EΝE)΅ That game's kind of hard, though...

i(EΝE)΅ Grandpa, I came into my smooth, soft, silky dress! What should I do now?

( *Φ`) You put the dress in the washer, or you get the hose again!

i(EΝE)΅ But washing machines are dangerous! I read about one guy who felt into one and got killed.

( *Φ`) That's because no real man does laundry and nature was weeding out inferior males.

( *Φ`) I really need to do something about this sty in my eye.

i(*ΝE)΅ Is it contagious? Oh wai...

( *Φ*) ...Damn kid.

i(EΝE)΅ Grandpa, it's high time you see an eye doctor, ya know! Your condition is getting worse by the hour!

( *Φ*) Dagnabbit, Junior, don't you dare try and tell me what to do!

( *Φ*) Now show me where you are so I can bitchslap you.

i(EΝE)΅ Here, I'm here by the cupboard! Hey I just found your stash of Playboy from 1960-1970... Vintage! Will I get a good buck if I sell those on eBay?

( Φ) If you actually looked it up, maybe you'd know.

i(EΝE)΅ Oh! Why didn't think of that?

i(EΝE)΅ ...

i(EΝE)΅ Currently fetching $.17 per vintage issue in mint condition? Only??

i(EΝE)΅ Grandpa, I thought that sex was selling?

( Φ) Well, I did have my way with the issue if you'd check the centerfold..So I'd say $.5 at the most.

i(EΝE)΅ I wanted to check the centerfold, but for some reason the pages are stuck together... Why is that, Grandpa?

( Φ) Because I touch myself at night

i(EΝE)΅ Touch yourself? Like..where?

( Φ) I'd show you, but I'm not really sure myself right now.

i(EΝE)΅ Grandpa, they say that if you touch yourself too much you'll go blind, is that true?

( +Φ+) In your case, I will go blind.

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(@ίΝί)c@Grandpa old fart!@Grandpa old fart!

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( ()Φ()) Hey Junior, DQN let me borrow his eyes. Man, I can see everything with this.

°( ίDί)

( ()Φ()) I can see past, present, and future. I can see multiple areas at once. I can see *everything*.

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( ()Φ()) Even your soul.

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( ()Φ()) Especially your soul.

°( ίDί;;) Aiee!

(EΝE) Wait... My soul? I guess I don't k now if I have one.

(EΝE) Okay, let's do a simple test before I believe you, Grandpa: what are the winning numbers for the upcoming Lotto? When and where?

( ()Φ()) You're composed of pixels on a computer screen, Junior. Pixels don't have souls. Except for me, of course.

( ()Φ()) The winning numbers for the Alpha Centuri Daily Jackpot are:

Quarble Graphag QuintaPeta Graphag Peta. The super bonus is "Joggl".

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(EΝE) Grandpa, how did you get your eyes back?

( ()Φ()) These eyes change shape from time to time. I don't really know why.

(LΔͺͺͺ²`) Durrrrrrrr

< I'm >>52's mother, I'm really sorry. I would like to apologize for my son's misconduct, please forgive him.

(EΝE) That's OK. I'll forgive you if you go out on a date with me!

‘ < I'm >>61's husband. What in God's Name are you trying to do with my wife? Buzz off.

( ;D;) Love hurts...

( ίDί) OKAY, FUCK THIS. I HATE THIS WORLD!

( ίDί)EWHA- FUCK OFF YOU PRICK. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE-

i@LΦ`jAhahahahaahaha!

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(EΝE) Haha. Hey, you don't get much either do you, comerade?

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‘ < I thought we already went through this? The lady is spoken for!

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(EΝE) Grandpa, what are the four truths of the Buddha, and are they available for download?

( EΦE) Grandpa, where did Junior's weight go? ...and why didn't you tell me there was a new thread...?

(EΝE) Grandpa, that guy with my eyes and your mouth has no character.

i@LΦ`jOne at a time, Junior. I'm getting old and slow, you know, and you have so many eager questions.

Now, the four noble truths are:

- Life is stress.
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*truly*eliminate desire you must follow the Eightfold Path.

Usually you don't call things "noble truths" in philosophy or Buddhism, but these are so obviously true that they are at the foundation of the entire thing.

As for Clonepa... don't worry about him, he has only a four-year lifespan.

>As for Clonepa... don't worry about him, he has only a four-year lifespan.

As more me it's Minto-chan!!! (Insert jump AA here)

i@LΦ`j It sure is scary when kids are too lazy to copy-paste!

iEΝE) But Grandpa, it's because of our short attention span!

(EΝE) Grandpa, I need help with this math assignment..

2+2 = ?

32 + 10 = ?

(EΝE) + Δͺͺͺ² = ?

Kouyama Mitsuki-chan + Mona jump AA = ?

(EΝE) Oh and

I hate myself and want to die + Himself + Gun + Winter = ?

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i@LΦ`jI definitely thrust vectored, though.

(EΝE) Still. no good.

i@LΦ`j 110GET

(EΝE) Grandpa! Why don't you just die.

i@LΦ`jJunior! That's not like you.

i@LΦ`jYou forgot the question mark on your question!

i@LΦ`jI can't hear well.

(EΝE) Can you hear me now?

i@LΦ`jNot at all, Junior.

(EΝE) Maybe you take DQN's ears too.

i@LΦ`j Maybe you go back to school and stop bothering me.

(EΝE) I graduated, then decided life sucks (just like what you decided) and I retired shortly thereafter! Now I'm just leeching off of you and my parents.

(EΝE) Grandpa, what's your favorite anime?

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(EΝE) Hahaha, sucker!!

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(EΝE) Grandpa, wake up! The russians are coming!

( LΦ`) It's fine. The russians are russian your ass.

( EΝE) Your not making sense...

( LΦ`) I am too!

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( LΦ`) your ass, my ass? no difference!

(EΝE) Grandpa, do you think we've been copy/pasted more then any 1000 thread by oppai oppai?

(EΝE) Grandpa! How come your hands look all disgusting and full of black spots?

( LΦ`) oppai is a one man thread sonny.

(EΝE) I want to play "Oppai Oppai" too, Grandpa!

( LΦ`) Maybe when you're older.

(EΝE) Grandpa, this is DJ Junior on WDQN hosting the zany, new morning show - Junior and the Zoo Krew! We're a wacky, wild bunch who plays the "boing" sound effect to imitate a penis suddenly going erect, and sometimes we make prank calls... ON THE AIR! Aren't we the freshest and funniest act on terrestrial radio today!?

( LΦ`) I'm retired. I don't listen to the radio driving to work anymore.

( LΦ`) But I still drive to work. Ah, old times... *sigh*

(EΝE) Grandpa, how many wrinkles do you have on your body? I have, like, none!

( LΦ`) Only one? Heck, I have millions of them, boy. Wanna take a look them?

(EΝE) (.Ν:) (;Ν;) N-no thanks

(EΝE) Grandpa, why is emo sexy?

( LΦ`) It isn't!

(EΝE) Grandpa, does maturity grow as you age?

( LΦ`) Age and maturity are a state of mind, Junior. You're only as old as you feel.

( LΦ`) Mind you, I feel like I'm a flapper girls from 1920's Chicago doing the Lindey Hop in a Speakeasy with gangsters, but that's my business.

(EΝE) Grandpa, why do they say "don't count your chickens before they hatch" when they sell eggs by the dozen? I mean, it's kind of hard not to count if they tell you right on the package the number of them.

( LΦ`) So you can die of bird flu.

(EΝE) Grandpa, who has the most delicious boobs in anime?

( LΦ`) There are no boobs in anime, junior, let alone any of the delicious variety. In fact, anime is all about bewbs.

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( LΦ`) Though a Misumaru Yurika-san is fine too.

(EΝE) Grandpa, is Junior my real name?

( LΦ`) Hohoho! My dear boy, nobody's ever told you your real name?

(EΝE) What?! No, Grandpa, what is it?

( LΦ`) Sockpuppet W. Gangare, Junior!

( E[Ej My last name is Igewal, though.

( LΦ`) ...

( E[Ej ...I'll be going now.

(EΝE) Grandpa, I want to become a professional Go player. I want to play a game against you in the hopes your fighting spirit will inspire me!

( LΦ`) No. Grow a REAL man's nose and play mahjong.

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(EΝE) Grandpa, do you work for the Siberian Railway?

( LΦ`) Why do you waste my time asking such stupid questions? I don't have much longer to live!

(EΝE) Grandpa, can I have your moustache when you die?

( LΦ`) I'm donating my mustache to the Children's Aid Society when I die. However, you can have my pubes, if you'd like!

(EΝE) Grandpa, why do you look at other women when you have me?

( LΦ`) You're not a woman, you just have vagina envy.

( XΦX) OH SHIT! HEART ATTACK! STROKE! DIEEEEEEEEEES!

GRANDPA IS OVER.

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!! ( LΦ`) I've been replaced! Call me..Grandpa.

(EΝE) Uh, okay.

(EΝE) Grandpa, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? It's something I ask of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.

( LΦ`) No, but I did meet the devil at the crossroads. He wanted to know I wanted to buy a chocolate bar for charity. I told him to fuck off.

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( LΦ`) Hell-a loo yah.

(EΝE) Granpa, where do missing socks go?

( LΦ`)

The Bureau of Missing Socks is seeking young, attractive, potential stars for a series of Internet videos and a possible part in director Joel M. Reed's next feature film. Fame, fortune and a new career are possibilities - International exposure a reality. There will be pay and no fees of any kind are involved. Please email your picture to admin@funbureau.com. If you're under 18 submission must be accompanied by a note from parent or guardian. All entries will be published.

(EΝE) Grandpa, can I sign up?

>attractive, potential stars

( LΦ`)

(EΝE) Yes?

>under 18 submission must be accompanied by a note from parent or guardian

( LΦ`)

(EΝE) Are you saying you won't give permission?!

( LΦ`)

(EΝE) Please...?

( LΦ`) No. Now go and play your cat-guitar.

(EAE)

(EΝE) Please...?

( LΦ`) No, no, and I said no, so no. Do this anymore and I'm going to have to teach you a painful lesson.

( EΦE) I'll sponsor you, Junior.

(EΝE) But, you aren't my legal guardian. You aren't even a human.

( LΦ`) But junior, you are not even legal.

(EDE) SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CLONE CRAP WAS ANYONE TALKING TO YOU GET THE FUCK OUT

( LΦ`) Go back to your own damn thread, Emojunior.

(EΝE) Grandpa, who's the deaf, dumb, and blind kid that plays a mean pinball?

( LΦ`) Your mom.

Ώ( LΦ`)Ώ Oh! What's up now, bitch?!

( EΦE) When did this become Jerry Springer?

(EΝE) Grandpa, I tried to fix the Wikipedia page, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manga, but they blocked my IP range due to some other asshole. Are you a big fan of 'Buttsecks?'

( LΦiBE_Ej I'll fix it in a bit, Junior. I'm busy right now.

(EΝE) I'll just sit here and watch until you can fix it.

iBE_Ej ......

( LΦ`) Ok what was that again?

(EΝE) Oh, nevermind.

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was the internet like before MySpace was invented?

\( L~`)/ hey!

(EΝE)?

( LΦ`) What's MySpace? Is it like goatse.cx?

(EΝE) Grandp

( LΦ`) Finally.

(EΝE) Grandpa, aren't you glad that the House of York won the War of the Roses? Those Lancaster punks didn't stand a chance!

( LΦ`) SHUT THE FUCK UP WAS ANY... oh. sorry...

(EΝE;) Geez, Grandpa. Eats some prunes and maybe you won't be so cranky!

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(EΝE) Grandpa, may I ask for whom the bell tolls?

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(EΝE) Well, this is it. Ground zero. Anything you'd like to say?

Grandpa, I would like to apologize to you. I know I have wronged you in the past (as I see you've told Junior), After our parting, I was forced into slavery to obtain the strawberry rice cakes I so desire. It was then that I learned what a horrible place this world truly is. I'm glad that I was able to do this befoζζζζ

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(EΝE) A part of me has just died.

(EΝE) Well, anyway. What kind of music do you listen to, Grandpa? Or have listened to in the past?

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(EΝE) Okay Grandpa, it's my turn now

( LΦ`) No.

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(EΝE) Get a room, you two!

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( LΦ`) And so I told the guy "Dagnabbit, git the hell off mah property!"

(EΝE) Ahaha! You're so cool, Grandpa!

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*( LΦ`) You killed me in your sleep. I will NEVER forgive you.*

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(EΝE) Grandpa, why is it that man cannot live on bread alone? I think bread is pretty tasty, and you can't have a good sandwich without bread.

( LΦ`) Junior, if you try to live on bread alone, you'll get terrible constipation.

( ;LΦ`) Ask me how I know.

(EΝE) How do you know, Grandpa?

( ;LΦ`)

(EΝE) Haha! I finally outsmarted Grandpa!

( LΦ`) How many (EΝE)'s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I'll tell you.

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(@LΦ`)c DON'T EVER TALK BACK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!!

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(EΝE) I'm sorry.

(EΝE) Here's a new question! If dad is your son, then why does mom live with us when he lives somewhere else?

( LΦ`) Sonny, we have talked about it.[2]

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[2] See Grandpa V2.0 somewhere around the start.

(EΝE) Grandpa, did you know that in the War of 1812, a British invasion burned down Washington D.C.?

(EΝE) Also, did you know that Lincoln publically stated he could care less about black people, or slavery, during the Lincoln-Douglas debates of 1858?

( ί Ν ί ) History is so cool!

( LΦ`) Fscking furries on my intertrons.

(EΝE) Grandpa, are you gay? Are you a nigger?

(EΝE) Are you a gay nigger?

( LΦ`) I am not, nor have I ever been associated with with organization in question.

(EΝE) I think you're avoiding the question, Grandpa.

( ;LΦ`) Can't you see that I am not a "nigger", sonny?

(EΝE) But look at you, Grandpa! What I can see of you is definately black!

(EΝE) ...

(EΝE) For that matter, so am I...

(EΝE) Plus, Grandpa, you should know... being a gay nigger is not about skin color or religion, it's about spirit.. and I guess sexual preference.

> ( LΦ`) What's that you say >>250? I had to fetch my ear trumpet.

( LΦ`) I'd say we're more of a grey colour.

(EΝE) Shut up, darkie.

( LΦ`) grey on a field of red bricks, even.

(EΝE) Grandpa, why is Poland called the Mexico of Europe?

( LΦ`) I think you know the answer. Not as bad as turks though.

(EΝE) Turks? As in...Reno, Elena, Tseng, and Rude Turks?

(EΝE) Sweet!

( LΦ`) For me, it's Elena-chan!

( LΦ`) Oh wait, I don't play your kid games.

i@MnLj http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1139363681/

( LΦ`) SPAM.TXT

(EΝE) I just submitted "i@MnLj" to the SPAM.TXT!

( LΦ`) But he did it because of your advice afaik

( ;EΝE) I'll be leaving now...

( LΦ`) Karaoke Night!

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Mine's a tale that can't be told,

My freedom I hold dear;

How years ago in days of old

When magic filled the air,

T'was in the darkest depth of Mordor

I met a girl so fair,

But Gollum, the evil one crept up

And slipped away with her.

Her, her....yea.

Ain't nothing I can do, no.

Ramble on

(EΝE) Have you been drinking again old man?

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(EΝE) You look really kawaii, Grandpa-chan!! SUGOI!! =^_____^=

( LΦ`) HOLY LONELY LIGHT

( LΦ`) Did somebody say weeaboo? Because I think somebody just said weeaboo.

(EΝE)

( LΦ`)

( LΦ`) POWER TO THE DREAM

( LΦ`) POWER TO THE MUSIC

( LΦ`) C'MON AND FEEL THE POWER FROM YOU AND ME!

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(EΝE) Hey Grandpa. Why are we on /dis/?

( LΦ`) Kids these days...

( LΦ`) Wait.... Oh no. I didn't want to be there.

(EΝE) Have you taken your medication yet, grandpa?

( LΦ`) No, and the boards down at 4chan are making it even harder for me to get it up!

(EΝE)Grandpa, am I JISAKU JIEN?

(EΝE) Yes, lol!

(EΝE) Great idea!

(EΝE) Grandpa, the Japanese see a rabbit in the moon. The Greeks say it was a woman in the moon. Now, we say there is a man in the moon. Just what the heck is the moon's problem?!

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( LΦ`) Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii.

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Ri # ίDίjm I demand an apology! You insulted my feelings!

R< # ίDί>m Hey! I was here first!

( ί ί) posting in legendary thread!

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(EΝE)Β PUSH HERE TO RESET

(EΝE) Aaaaanyway...

(EΝE) Grandpa, I have a question to ask... but I'm too emberassed to say.

( LΦ`) Go on, spit it out!

(EΝE) Nevermind, I think I'll ask Dad.

(EΝE) But I do have a question for you. Personally, I feel that there are certian boundaries set by God that science should not overstep. How do you feel on this subject?

( LΦ`) I think any being powerful enough to create the entire universe probably doesn't care where you stick your dick, boy.

(EΝE) Grandpa, I wasn't talking about myself. It's about a friend of mine.

( LΦ`) Go on...

(EΝE) Well, he likes this girl, you see. But he doesn't like her body, and plans to fuse her with a rat.

FYUUUSHANN!!

straaberi beru!

( LΦ`) I see, and what does the girl think about this plan?

(EΝE) She didn't have an opinion, since he covered her mouth in duct tape and knocked her out. She's now inside his lab, about to undergo the experiment. So, what do you think, Grandpa?

( LΦ`) Yes.

( LΦ`) Well, this is really a delicate situation. We have to ask ourselves questions such as, "How do I know if I am acting in a good or moral way?" and so forth. And to do that, we must first come upon an objective definition of the terms in question.

( LΦ`) A woman is two-faced,

A worrisome thing

That will leave you to sing

The blues in the night

So yeah, fusing her with a rat is A-OK.

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(EΝE) I just got in touch with my friend. He says that she's now become a rabid, mutant beast. He wants me to go to his house with as many guns and swords as I can to go to battle. Should I go, Grandpa?

( LΦ`) In such cases, air strikes are a safer and more reliable method.

(EΝE) ...but he's still in there

( LΦ`) He'll survive it. Trust me.

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(EΝE) Grandpa, he wants to talk to you.

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(EΝE) Grandpa, why is Dick Cheney shooting people in the face?

( LΦ`) He just wants to see them die.

(EΝE) Grandpa, do you think we could print out these threads and sell them to Reader's Digest?

( LΦ`) You might get a check for $25 for "The Most Unforgettable Character I've Ever Met"

(EΝE) Wait, which one of us is the most unforgettable?

( LΦ`) It's me, junior. Who could forget my 'w'-shaped mouth?

(EΝE) I think upside-down 'A' is superior.

(άoά) Actually, the most unforgettable would be me.

°( ίDί;;) Grandpa! The rat-woman monster is here!

( LΦ`) I'm retired, as I've said before. I know forty different martial arts styles and such, but I'm not up for some ass-kicking right now. You deal with her.

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(άoά) I like volleyball and potato chips, but I don't like snakes!

(άoά) Woh hoh hoh hoh

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(EΝE) Wait, I think I need to do something about this.

(άoά) Let's play!

(άoά) Woh hoh hoh hoh

(EΝE) So, um, do you read Eyeshield 21, Laughing-face-rat person?

(άoά) ARE YOU READY FOR SOME **FOOTBALL**

(άoά) Woh hoh hoh hoh

(EΝE) Football hurts too much. But we can play some Dorabase, if you like.

(άoά) WHAT

(άoά) I SEEEEEEEED!! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME **FOOTBALL**?!

*tackle*

(άoά) Woh hoh hoh hoh

(EΝE; ) Just what did he see in her, anyway...

(άoά) Woh hoh hoh hoh. I will get you all. Woh hoh hoh hoh.

(EΝE) Grandpa, kill it for me!

( LΦ`) Fine.

( LΦ`)Β* snap

(άoά) Woh hoh hoh-

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( LΦ`) Tanasinn.

(EΝE) Sugoi sugoi Grandpa-chan! When did you learn how to use tanasinn?

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( LΦ`) In the end, we'll all become...

( άΦά) Rats.

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(EΝE) Grandpa, why does American Idol have so many effeminate men auditioning?

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(EΝE) I could audition for American Idol! I'm sure I could be the number 1 star with the multi-platinum hit single, All Alone for Christmas (as usual)! What do you think, Grandpa?

( LΦ`) 'Make your money quick and get out quick.' That's what they always say.

( ;LΦ`) But then again, the places I made my money in were pretty shady.

(EΝE) Grandpa! Don't you think this board has become kind of... lame?

( LΦ`) No, not really. Why do you ask?

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(EΝE) YOU asked ME a question in your own thread! now isn't that a bad sign?

( LΦ`) I can't read minds.

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(EΝE) Grandpa... I'll finish this saga by asking a question...

hͺͺͺͺ(ίΝί)ͺͺͺͺ―!!**"What's your name... your name... ur name.. name...me..."**

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( LΦ`) Your dreams of tanasinn are dangerous to the seal. I can't afford to play around like this any longer.

(EΝE) Grandpa, what is your stand on abortion?

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(EΝE) Granpa!!!

(ζζζζζ It seems I was too late... the world's destruction is at hand!

( LΦ`) Just kidding, now go get me some fried bologna.

(EΝE) Grandpa, what juicy gossip do you have for the hungry public aching for some trashy rumors about celebrities?

( LΦ`) The Olsen twins are actually men.

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(άoά) Woh hoh hoh. Oh dear junior. I don't know but I ate him.

(EΝE) Oh, okay. I probably would've asked you, but you probably have, and you probably liked it...

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*Junior goes to high school 2nd year. He has trouble waking up but his childhood friend fiancee manages to make him attend the morning classes.*

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iBE_Ej G-good morning Junior-kun...

(EΝE) Ah, Good Morning, Fiancee! I think I know a quicker way to school. I found it on MapQuest last night.

(EΝE) Now to just find this "Mordor" place. It should just be around the corner and then it's just a few minutes to school! No more tardy slips!

iBE_Ej HAI!

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(OΦO) The forbidden garden of ~~DQN~~VIP

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(EΝE) Grandpa, my second attempt at writing something is failing and you aren't helping me at all!

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( LΦ`) Junior, you're pregnant with everyone's child!

( LΦ`) running gags are so fun...

(EAE) No Grandpa! No!

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(EAE)@Grandpa, I just don't get this VIP stuff!

( LΦ`) The VIPPERs are taking over! Junior! We must take refuge and come up with a victorious battle plan!

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(EΝE) Grandpa, I have a serious question now. You see, I had to upgrade to firefox 1.5 for a certain feature, but it sucks and all of my settings are lost. But when I go back to 1.0.*'s, it simply won't work. Do I switch to Opera?

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i@LΦ`j Who is that speaking? ARE YOU A VIPPER?

I'M FROM /DIS/ YOU FUCKING MORON

(EΝE) Hey grandpa, what did we do before all the VIP came along?

i@LΦ`j Well jr, we ate copious amounts of copy pasta. I remember you got very large.

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i@LΦ`j We're all dying, Junior. I've been dead inside for YEARS.

(EΝE) Grandpa, why does my DQN thread have only three replies? I thought it was funny.

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(EΝE) Grandpa! Are you alright? Is there anything wrong with your voice?

i@LΦ`jSometimes when you get to my age, something named 'tact' crawls down from your brain and starts fondling your larynx, which causes it to freeze up in shock and disgust. Don't worry, it passes quickly.

(EΝE) Grandpa, I've seen numerous lolita in this thread! Does this mean... we have entered HEAVEN?!

i@LΦ`jJunior, one cannot enter HEAVEN without first destroying VIPPERS.

(;EDE) So in the end we ended up going all the way to Yoshinoya in order to cool Grandpas nerves..

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(EΝE) Grandpa, do you believe that since man is no longer innocent in the eyes of God after falling from grace in the Garden of Eden and allow the universe to become imperfect, that God's ultimate plan is to allow man to have knowledge and free will that will lead to a new universe that is more perfect?

i@LΦ`j Perfection is perfect. You cannot be more perfect than perfect. However, the universe could never have been perfect, for if it were, the events that supposedly "made" it "imperfect" could've never happened.

i@LΦ`j Also, Don Knotts.

(EΝE) Grandpa, how much school or education have you taken in your life?

i@LΦ`j I got a PhD in ass-whupping, Junior!

i MnLj He studied under me, you know.

i@LΦ`j Only because you kept sitting on my head.

i MnLj I COULDN'T SEE THE TEACHER FROM ANYWHERE ELSE NOW SHUT UP ABOUT IT OK????

(EΝE) Ha ha shorty!

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iMnL j I don't need to take this crap from you...

i@LΦ`j Good riddance! That guy is such a mooch.

i MnLj I'm taking these bananas with me.

i MnLj And this peanut butter.

i MnLj And these hot dog buns.

i MnLj I'm going to make some peanut butter banana hoagies tonight.

(EΝE) Damn, that sounds good...

(EΝE) Grandpa, since Elvis died with no male heir, who is the current King of Rock 'n Roll and where is the crown?

i@LΦ`j Currently, there is no King. Dick Clark is the Regent of Rock 'n Roll (since he could never take over the throne but will clearly live well into the next millenia to appoint a new monarch) He has entrusted the crown to Vin Diesel for safekeeping.

i MnLjGrandpa, you are losing your touch! I'm moving to North Korea!

i@EΦEj Hay guys, am I cool yet?

(EΝE) Clonepa, what's that smell?

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@i@EΦEj The Japanese have a scatalogical fetish and everyone seems to like them...

(EΝE) What does scatalogical mean?

i@LΦ`j Sonny, you know you should hit WP when you want to learn about things kids do nowdays

(EΝE) Hello kids! ...no, wait.

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(EΝE) You sound like a gaijin just starting to learn japanese grandpa.

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(EΝE) Just thinking about 500GETing, that's all.

i@LΦ`j Being old means being able to be proud over silly things like younger people than you achieving bogus achievements.

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i@@@@@@@@@@LΦ`@@@@@@@@@@j I never told you I can strech my body like putty?

(EΝE) That joke just sucked grandpa.

i@LΦ`jDid I ever tell you the one about the bear and the rabbit?

(EΝE) Isn't that the one where the rabbit impregnated the bear, then, 2 months later, ate the bear and used the embryos to play baseball with?

i@LΦ`jThat's a new one to me. Let's hear it!

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(EΝE) Grandpa, were you a Cavalier, Roundhead, or a Clubman during the English Civil War?

i@LΦ`j I was a Mexican.

(EΝE) Grandpa, is there any advice you can offer me regarding grooming habits?

i@LΦ`j Junior, the most fundamental thing you can always do: wash your penis.

(EΝE) Grandpa, why did the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?

i@LΦ`jJunior, what the *fuck* are you talking about?

(EAE) We are the Alpha and the Omega.

(MΚL) The beginning and the end.

(@LΦ`) The first and the last.

iLΦ`j So now cultists are living in my basement too?

(EΝE) They're my friends!

(MΚL) We mean no harm.

(MΚL) We only wish to be allowed to worship the great Tanasinn.

(MΚL) We have some pamphlets, if you want...

iLΦ`jJunior, get rid of them. NOW!

(EΝE) Aww, don't be like that. Here, I'll introduce you.

(EΝE) This is... ah... uhm...

(MΚL) We are 'Mu' -mu.

(MΚL) Praise be to Tanasinn -mu.

(EΝE) wtf.

(ᵔᴗᵔ) əʞzxs/ɯoɔ·լɹnʎuᴉʇ//:dʇʇɥ

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iLΦ` j Aw, dammit. I'll get the vacuum cleaner.

( ί ί) Gwandpapy! Gwandpapy! I made a poo-poo!

iLΦ` j So did I. Can you reach over and grab that box of Depends off the counter for me?

iLΦ` j So did I. Can you reach over and grab that box of Depends off the counter for me?

iLΦ` j So did I. Can you reach over and grab that box of Depends off the counter for me?

iLΦ` j So did I. Can you reach over and grab that box of Depends off the counter for me?

(EΝE) Sing me a song, Grandpa.

iLΦ`j I just did, Junior.

iLΦ` j So did I. Can you reach over and grab that box of Depends off the counter for me? *τ*

(KΝB)@Poasting in a legendary thread.

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i LΦ`j Good Jr, you look kinda cool

Meanwhile in North Korea....

i=< MΝL) I must fit in with the locals.

i=< MΝL) How about that Starcraft, huh? Pretty great game!

i LΦ`j Junior, I thought I specifically told you not to go snooping around the lower left drawer box in my bedroom.

(KΝB) Sorry grandpa, but I couldn't resist trying heroin for at lesast once in my lifetime...wow, is that *pink* Yukorin over there?!

i LΦ`j It's a clock...

(EΝE) .....Grandpa, who is that guy?

( ί ί) I like -

( ί -ί) oh wait. wrong thread.

( ί -ί) ........

i LΦ`j Please state your insults in the form of a question.

(EΝE) Grandpa, why do you smell like mothballs and farts?

i LΦ`j Junior, at least I don't smell like piss like you you do.

(EΝE) Grandpa, are you ever going to pull grandma's used tampons out of your nostrils?

i LΦ`j Yes, it will be passed down to you and generations to come.

( ί ί) Is this the...?

( ί -ί) poop. wrong door again...

(ί- ί ) I'll just see myself out.

( ί -ί) poop. wrong door again...

(ί- ί ) I'll just see myself out.

i LΦ`jWhy does that young girl keep coming in to my house?

(EΝE) Hey grandpa, did my classmate drop by yet?

(EΝE) I don't know if she'll remember that she's supposed to, she's a bit ditzy.

i LΦ`jYou know I'm just going to have my way with her.

( ί ί) I like having my way with girls 12- and 22+!

(ί- ί ) .....

i LΦ`j Junior, what did I tell you about bringing lesbians to the house?

(EΝE) Always have the camcorder ready?

i LΦ`j That too, but... also always bring two of them.

(EΝE) Grandpa, they only sell them in six packs!

i LΦ`j Lesbians?

(EΝE) Camcorders.

(ί Ν o) Grandpa, I've been playing Disgaea lately. I have a Divine Majin at like, level 9999, with the Yoshitsuna and has two maxed out Gladiators and stuff!!!

i LΦ`jSuch an honor; surely you will be the most repected of guests at the garden party!

i LΦ`j Just kidding. Har har har ha*cough* har.

(EΝE) Why are you so legendary, Grandpa?

i LΦ`jWell son, if it doesn't have to do with the fact that I've lived for eons, saved the universe a few hundred times, and my incredible wit, humor, and sexiness...

i LΦ`jI have two 1000-post threads and one thats ongoing. I created you, Darkpa, and a lot of the more popular DQN characters. And, dagnabbit, I'm the 4-ch mascot! Now get me some fucking pie, Junior!

( ί ί) Who wanted leasbians???

( ί -ί) Umh I mean...

( ί ί) Pie!

i LΦ`jNo! No! It's four and twenty blackBIRDS baked in a pie!

Those poor, poor kids...

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( ί -ί) No lesbians?

(ί -ί ) I'll be going then.

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(EΝE) So Grandpa, what do you think of Atlus' recent aquirement of Super Robot Wars OG 1 and 2? This is much more important than Disgaea shit!

i LΦ`j Put Mom's wig away and shut up about those damned ding-dang picture games! It's Grampa's nap time!

i LΦ`j..........

i(EΝE)΅ But Grandpa!

Μ(EΝE)Μ I feel pretty!

i LΦ`j Don't tempt me!

Μ(EΝE)Μ Keep away from me! I'm trying to get the lesbians to stay. It's a tough job, but a man gotta do what a man gotta do.

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( ί ί) You're a real lesbian underdcover, aren't you!

( ) Your panties are showing.

Μ(EΝE)Μ Honeypie I swear, I'll become lesbian for you! HARD LEZ!

Μi LΦ`jΜ Sei! Sei! Sei!

Μ(EΝE)Μ Foooooo!

( ί ί) Big sisters!

i LΦ`j all this excitement is really bad for my rheumatism. I'm going to lay down for a while.

i LΦ`jzzzzzZZZZZzzz...lesbians...zzzzzzzz....

Μ(EΝE)Μ What's this gay noise?

i LΦ`jMust be this thread...

( ί ί) Oneeeeeesamaaaaaaaaaaaa

(EΝE) Hey,

as you probably know, many people who look at anime often tend to like hentai. And I have watched some hentai, but I really don't get it. How can anyone like it? Sure, some of the parts can be really fun, but mostly it's just sick! How can grown up people seriosly sit and watch at drawned rape scenes?! Offcourse not all hentai is about grest demons raping small innocent grils, that seem to like to be raped, but I still don't get it. Because hentai is only a very strange perverted version of porn. ( http://www.animenfo.com/forums/about5546.html&highlight= )

i LΦ`jSonny, you still have a lot to learn about kopipe.

(EΝE) Why can't you ever respect me, Grandpa?

iLΦ`j Because respect has to be earned, you little crotch dropping.

(EΝE) Nigga, I gon' fuck you up like a bitch aint knowin

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(EΝE) He's made of rubber!

( ί ί) How did that happen?!

i LΦ`jYou kids should be more focused

(EΝE) I'm sorry, Grandpa, I forgot to take my meds.

( ί ί) Mittens!

( ί-ί) No, wait...

(ί-ί ) Brb...

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( ί-ί) I was away for, what, 2 seconds and already this place is ravaged by wild bu-n. That kinda sucks.

i LΦ`j You kids have no sense of history. Once, this thread was ravaged by wild bu-n, until hunters nearly drove them to the point of distinction. The fact that they are finally returning is a sign that the atmosphere of DQN is finally becoming less poisonous.

(EΝE) Grandpa! Tell is a story!

( ί-ί) I meant *us...*

( ί ί) Wow Junior you looked like me for a while!

( ί-ί) Weird...

(ί-ί ) I'm going to the lil' ladies' room.

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(EΝE) Grandpa, hack 4-ch and make this horrible blinking stop!

i LΦ`j Oh you see it too? I thought my eyes were going...

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(EΝE) lol, Clonepa is still hanging out in the name field. That's like, so 2 posts ago.

i LΦ`j He has my sense of nostalgia for the dusty past.

(EΝE) Grandpa, Dave's not here, man.

i LΦ`j Junior, drug humor was always in bad taste. Although Earache My Eye never failed to make me chuckle a bit at the points where he physically abused his son.

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(EΝE) Grampa, who's this Frank Zappa guy you have so many records of? He looks like a homeless loser.

iLΦ`j Junior, you wouldn't know good music if it bit you in the ass.

Όρρρρρρi@OΦOjρρ½ BU-N

( ί -ί) Grandpa, why are there so many bu-n here?

iLΦ`j looks like the no bu-n strips are full again. I'll go replace 'em.

i LΦ`jI'll rest for the rest of the week. Later, kids.

Όρρρi@OΦOjρ½ BU-N

Όρρρi@OΦOjρ½ BU-N

Όρρρi@OΦOjρ½ BU-N

Όρρρi@OΦOjρ½ BU-N

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( ί -ί) ...

(EΝE) Grandpa, I find the arguement that I should "fight for my right to party" to be spiritually unfulfilling and void of any tangible philosophical influence. Could the Beastie Boys just be making a shallow remark about their desire to live without parental restrictions?

i LΦ`j zzzzzzz

( EΝE) This noise, again....?

(EΝE ) What could it be...?

ͺͺͺͺ(EΝE)ͺͺͺͺII

No. Grandpa.

(EΝEOEΝE) What? What?

·ΐͺͺͺͺͺͺiLΦ`jͺͺͺͺͺͺ!!!!!

(ίDίGGίDί) FTW!!?!

<EΝE > You're the man who killed my grandfather's first wife! DIE!!!

i LΦ`j zzzzzzz

( EΝE) I suggest you GTFO, corean.

i LΦ`j zzzzzzz, no, stop, it hurts, naughty girl, zzzzzzzzzzz zzzz zzzzzzzzzz ahhh zzzzzzzzzz

( ί ί) But they're MY mittens! Get off of them!

<EΝE > These were stolen from my great grandmother, and I am taking them back with me !

( ί -ί)

( EΝE) I'm keeping quiet until I can snatch 666get...

°( EDE) WAIT OH SHI-

<EΝE > In BCE 6101 Corea was beginning...

( ί -ί)

<EΝE > I have to wait before I go on; someone on ebay has put in a bid for the mittens!

( ; -;)

<EΦE > Hello! I am Corean Grandfather! I am the most loved of grandfathers...and most famous. But japanese grandfather steals all of my fame!

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you're next clonepa

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(EΝE)c@i MnLj ...

(EΝE) Darkpa?!

i MnLj Yes! And I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

( ί ί) ha ha ha ha.....

( ί -ί) I want my mittens back...

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( ί ί) Oh there they are!

iMnLj Put me down!

MitteͺͺͺͺͺͺΌ( ί ί)½ͺͺͺͺͺͺns!!!!!

Ό<EΝE >½ They are mine!

( LΦ`) This place is out of control...

Ό<EΝE >½ >>655 is wearing my sweater!

<EΦE > Never mind that, Corean Junior; put your hand back where I had it!

(EΝE) Grandpa! What was life before... aaah. forget it. this thread can not be saved.

(EΝE) Grandpa! Tell your version of the Aristocrats joke!

( LΦ`) So this family comes in to see a talent agent. He says "Sorry, we don't cover family acts; they're just not popular any more." The father says "Please, just let us show you the act. We've come a long way to do this for you, and it means everything to us."

The talent agent nods and says, "Lay it on me, daddyo."

At this, the father nods to the rest of the family, and they get started.

[CENSORED]

"Wow, that's quite an act. What do you call it?"

"The Aristocrats."

The talent agent nods and says, "Lay it on me, daddyo."

At this, the father nods to the rest of the family, and they get started.

[CENSORED]

"Wow, that's quite an act. What do you call it?"

"The Aristocrats."

( ί oί) ....!!!!!

(EΝE) It's almost time for 666GET. I'm excited!

(EΝE) Corean Grandpa, what was life like before Korea?

(EΝE) 666GET

( LΦ`) O SHI- You got ZZZzzzzz......

(EΝE) Do I get a prize now, grandpa?

( LΦ`) No. You son of a VIPPER.

(EΝE) Grandpa, can I spam sage [Part 3] ( LΦ`) Grandpa [SANE]?

( LΦ`) Go ahead.

( LΦ`) It's gotten awfully quite. Why, in my days, you can refresh and always find new content.

(EΝE) Grandpa, what sharp teeth you have!

( LΦ`) Please frame your insults in the form of a question.

(EΝE) Grandpa, what sharp teeth do you have?

( LΦ`) Just one, from a an evil pekingese that savaged my rump about 20 years ago. It bit so hard, the canine's canine became lodged, and it's still in there, making it hard to sit still for a long period of time.

(♥Ν♥) Grandpa, have I ever told how sexy you are?

i@MnLjYes, but I'm not your grandpa; now stop playing with my moustache!

(EΝE) Grandpa, I love Easter for the sole fact that it's the only time in the year I can get those Cadbudry creme eggs. How about you?

( LΦ`) When I captured by the coreans during The War they strung us up by our thumbs and fed us nothing but Cadbury Creme Eggs. So every easter it reminds zzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz

(EΝE) Still have narcolepsy, Grandpa?

( LΦ`) zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz...um... whah? Oh, I was just resting my eyes.

(EΝE) Grandpa, what does sex feel like?

( LΦ`) Ever had that feeling when after you finally pull a tooth that's been so long, but you still tongue around the gap in your mouth still wanting to wiggle the tooth that is now gone? It's sort of like that.

(EΝE) ...

(EΝE) You must be a virgin, Grandpa!

( LΦ`) No, wait, that's not it. Did you ever have an epileptic fit and really, really get into all the uncontrolled thrashing until you not only bit your own tongue, but your wive's tongue, your kids' tongues and your neighbors tongues? It's kind of like that but with lubricants and not so much tongue biting.

(EΝE) Can we talk about something else?

( LΦ`) No, all this sex talk is makin' me kind of hot. C'mere, Junior.

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( EΝE)c@iE_EBj

(EΝE) ...

·ΐͺͺͺͺͺͺ(EΝE)ͺͺͺͺͺͺ !!

(EΝE) Grandpa, come on! Big Bucks, Big Bucks, No Whammies, Big Bucks, STOP!

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was Grandma like?

( LΦ`) She was the daughter

of a wealthy

Florentine Pogen,

Deep in the street,

She drove a '59 Morgan

of a wealthy

Florentine Pogen,

Deep in the street,

She drove a '59 Morgan

(EΝE) Grandpa, "I'm all like 'V for Vendetta' is coming out!", but my friend is all like, "Dude, time to party because it's St. Patrick's Day!" and I'm going, "Dude, fuck that immature shit! I want to go see a subversive movie based off of a comic book!" So, um, should I go see the movie alone because *some* people can't grow up and realize you're wasting your life by drinking beer and hitting on women?

( LΦ`) ...

( LΦ`) You are not my grandson.

(EΝE) Oh yeah?

(EΝE) Why do you wet your bed still, Grandpa? I stopped doing that many years ago.

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( EΝE)c@(EΝE)

( LΦ`) That's why.

i@MnLj Just passin' through.

(EΝE) I just finished looking through old photos of use and saw that you were only half as wrinkly as you are now.

(EΝE) So what was my first word grandpa?

( LΦ`) Nurupo.

(EΝE)

(EΝE) Oops, wrong thread.

(EΝE) GA.

( LΦ`) The old jokes truly are the best.

(EΝE) Grandpa, why is it people in other countries always laugh in English?

( LΦ`) wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(EΝE) Answer my question sensibly, you old fart.

( LΦ`) ν©ρΘ’

(EΝE) VIP kara kimasuta

(EΝE) Grandpa, how do I dance?

( LΦ`) Para bailar la Bamba, es necessita una poca de gracia.

(EΝE) Grandpa, you're speaking with languages again! I thought the exorcist finally succeeded last time...

(LίΦί`) Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

( ί ί) Byakhee, Byakhee,τ

( ί ί) fly me through space!τ

( ί ί) Take me away,τ

( ί ί) Far from this place!τ

(LίΦί`) Stop singing or I'll devour your soul!!!

(EΝE) If the byakhee shits, wear it!

( LΦ`) τo[©Ao[©Ao[©τ

(EΝE) Grandpa, have you ever been imprisoned?

( LΦ`) Did I ever tell you about how I freed the mahjongg players from the POW camp during the war?

(EΝE) Mahjong players? Don't those guys have really pointy noses and chins? How'd you free them without getting hurt?

( LΦ`) ...I asked nicely...

( LΦ`) And put guns in their mouths.

(-Ν- ) Grandpa, I just had to tell you this... This, this... THREAD SUCKS!

( LΦ`) Just like the other "lets get to 1000 by" threads, amirite?

(LίΦί`) I'm not seeing any brains on this plate, Junior....

(EΝE) Anta baka!!!

(EΝE) Grandpa, stop doing the crossword puzzles on the newspapers we get! I told you it was my turn this week!

(LίΦί`) Grandpa is dead. They're my crossword puzzles now.

(EΝE)

(LίΦί`)

(EΝE) Grandpa! What's it like to be one of the undead?

( LΦ`) It's not much different, except my breath is a little worse.

And I can breath underwater for long periods of time, and also break Fear with a special ability.

>>726

( LΦ`) kono ahou

(EΝE) That's very interesting Grandpa, but I'd rather play as Tauren, Troll, or Orc! Have you ever jacked off to a video game?

( LΦ`) Pong. Twice.

(EΝE) You're weird, grandpa. Arkanoid is so much hotter.

( LΦ`) The little bases, not to mentoin the aliens, in Space Invaders are provocative too.

(EΝE) Yeah, I always thought the objective to Space Invaders was to shoot semen on the aliens.

( LΦ`) Red Attack was always a little too realistic for my liking.

( LΦ`) I used to love Cosmic Chasm except that I always got trapped by the expanding cores and used up all my shield time just trying to survive.

(EΝE) LFG Ragefire Chasm, priest plz

(EΝE) You're not so legendary, Grandpa! You're just old! Old people can't do anything legendary!

( LΦ`) I think >>1-741 was pretty legendary, with the exception of the posts not made by myself.

(EΝE) Grandpa, you've lived a long, interesting life. Can you tell me the most important thing you've learned so I can pass it on to future generations?

(EΝE)

(EΝE) ...

(EΝE) Grandpa?

( LΦ`) zzZZZZzzZZzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZzzZZZZzzzz...

(EΝE) This is the 3rd thread! Why won't you die?!

( LΦ`) Did you... just notice?

( LΦ`) zzZZZZzzZZzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZzzZZZZzzzz...

(EΝE) But no srsly, what is the wisdom you've distilled from your years on earth?

( LΦ`) Well, no fat chicks is one of em.

( LΦ`) One of very many, might I add.

(EΝE) Many fat chicks?

( LΦ`) Too many to count, sadly.

(EΝE) Grandpa, why do guys spend so much money on getting their date to the high school prom when all they really want to do is have sex with them and dump them once they get to college?

( LΦ`) Cause the cheaper they are the fatter they are.

(EΝE) Grandpa, how do you keep fit?

( LΦ`) Willpower and a diet consisting of cookies, cake and icecream.

( L`) ...and MITTENS!

(EΝE) Grandpa, I'm a guy and I have this crush on this other guy...we see each other every day at our high school but never talk...I'd really like to be with him and I have sexual fantasies about him (masturbate in bed etc) but the problem is I don't know if he's gay. How can I find out? My gaydar says nothing.

He's pretty hot btw.

( LΦ`) Vaginas feel better then a guy's hairy asshole, Junior. That's all I can say.

( LΦ`) Speaking of poon, what the hell happened to that girl you were seeing? I hope to god you haven't decided to go down the "pound me in the ass" faggot road.

( ί ί) My name is MITTENS, and I'm going to have to agree that it's a toss-up between vagina or a nice mitten. I think mittens win, just by a little though <3

( ί -ί) ...

( ί oί) ...

( ί -ί) ...

( ί ί) YEAH MITTENS!

°( LΦ`;)

( ί ί) By the way, we're just friends!!

iBE_Ej ( ί ί)

iBE_Ej °(ί ί )*!*

iB;E_Ej(ί ί ) BRB!

(EΝE) Grandpa, what is life like on the moon?

( LΦ`) It's exactly like living in Amarillo, TX, Junior. Hot all day, bitter cold all night, and there's nothing at all to do ever.

>>761 just won the "idiot homophobe of the day" prize.

(EΝE) Maybe his opinion is based on experience, you ever stop to consider that, >>768??

>>768

( LΦ`) Hey now, this is DQN here, not SensitivityTrainingAnonymous

(EΝE) Sorry, Grandpa. I just had one of my spells of Righteous Indignation. It'll pass. It always does.

(EΝE) Grandpa... what was the moon like before the internet?

( LΦ`) Cheezy.

(EΝE) Grandpa, I swear to God that there's a big ol' bug crawling on your shoulder! I'm so serious! Look!

w( LΦ`) Where?

( LΦ`) What?

( LΦ`)w Who?

(EΝE) It's on your head now.

wζ

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@@ ΘQΘ Got it!

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@O@RAΒ@@Ι.*Έ*^QΘ Ώyeowch!

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(LίΦί`) braaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn

(EΝE) umm... oops.

(EΝE) Raisin Bran? Sorry, ran out years ago, Grandpa. Haven't you noticed I've lost about 30 pounds?

(EΝE)

@ () I'm skinny!

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(LίΦί`) All Braaannnn

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DISTORTED SUPPER HUEG GRANDPA APROVES OF THIS THREAD

(LίΦί`) Kellogs Rice Crispies

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@@@@@@@@@@@(EΝE;) Grandpa! Snap out of it!

( LΦ`) Junior, once in a while you need to expand your mind, even if it's to gigantic proportions.

( LΦ`) But by no means should you ever even think about opening it.

(EΝE) Why not, Grandpa?

( LΦ`) An open mind allows for changing opinions. On the internet, this is the equivalent of a death sentence.

(EΝE) Intellectual honesty demands that I solicite other's opinions, and accept that mine might not be the alpha and the omega. Haven't you ever changed your mind on a subject you felt important, Grandpa?

( LΦ`) Once. After Grandma and I decided to not abort your mother.

(EΝE) But Grandpa, I thought abortions were illegal back then!

( LΦ`) Back then, abortions were strictly of the 'strangle the baby while the doctor's back is turned' kind.

(EΝE) Wait, abort my mother? I thought that dad was your son...?

(EΝE) ...

(EΝE) OHSHI-

( LΦ`)

( XD) !!

( LΦ`) They might be related.

( LΦ`) Yeah sonny, 4-ch is getting shittier and shittier.

( LΦ`) I'm leaving and never coming back because this site is not the same anymore.

(EΝE) Nobody needs you anyway, Grandpa! You stink!

( LΦ`) Hello, I am Grandpa's friend, Sogeking.

(EΝE)

(EΝE) Will you teach me and answer my questions? What I'm asking is... will you be my new Grandpa?

( LΦ`) Yes, only when I do the grandpa thing it will be much cooler.

( LΦ`) Just call me Grandpa Hammerpants

( ί-ί) ...what's that smell?

( ί-ί) *sniff*

(EΝE) mroe liek Grandpa Poopypants amirite?

( LΦ`) We should finish this grandpa saga with some big philosophical section.

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( LΦ`) Dream? I have a dream. that one day, this nation will rise up...

( LΦ`) ...That is all.

(EΝE) But grandpa, this nation already has risen up.

( LΦ`) Viagra: making our nation stand **proud**

( ί-ί) ...

( ί-ί) ...

( LΦ`) VIAGRA!

(EΝE) By the way, grandpa, I heard lesbians can raise it up *without* viagra. Is this true?

( LΦ`) Not for me, junior. I need a little more, if you know what I mean.

( LΦ`) Enough of that... Now we should start the Eva-like ending for this thread.

(EΝE) I am here but why?

( LΦ`) Mother? Is that you?

( ( (E-E) ) )

Down is down, and up is up. Without down and up there is nothing....

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( LΦ`) *cut to rei ayanami's giand forehead that is a vagina*

(EΝE) I am here but why?

( LΦ`)'s in His Heaven, All's Right With the World

(EΝE)

*I am here.*

*here*

where is

*here.*

( LΦ`) This is getting silly.

(EΦE) Can you guys really keep this for 173 more posts?

(;Ν;) *FATHER!! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME FATHER!? I HATE YOU!!*

( LΦ`) Oh great, the emo-Shinji shit again..

(;D;) mustn't run away mustn't run away mustn't run away

( E[Ej Go home!

( ί ί)!

( ί oί).

( ί -ί)...

( ί -ί) You deny the fact because you wish to deny that facet of your existance.

*Understanding of oneself requires one to explore the understanding of others about oneself.*

(;D;) WHY! WHY do i have to post here! What is the point??

( ί ί)!!

( ί ί) I have solved the hedgehog's dilemma!

( ί ί) Just put this here, and...

·ΐͺͺͺͺͺͺΌ( ί ί)½Ό(;D;)½ͺͺͺͺͺͺ !!

Ό( ί ί)½ Not only do mittens prevent poking, but they also add even more warmth! Buy now~!

(;D;) Why am I crying?

(LΦ`) ...

(;D;) Grandpa!

(;D;) Please don't stop being my grandpa!!

(;D;) GRAANDPAAAAA!!!!!

*Meanwhile*

( E[Ej...Fiancee!

iBE_Ej...Junior-kun is calling me...

(LΦ`) Grandpa instrumentality project is going well.

( LΦ`) Just who am I supposed to be here, anyway?

( LLLLΦ```

) Okay, I'll be Adam.

(EΝE) And I'll be Steve.

(EΝE) Wait... what were we doing again?

(EΝE) Oh, right, I ask questions and you answer?

( LΦ`) Sure, Junior. What would you like to know?

(EΝE) Grandpa, what makes Mr. Pibb and Red Vines so crazy delicious when they're added together?

( LΦ`) I'm not sure, but would you like to try a sip of this? It's Ensure and Stoli.

Grandpa, weird things happen when you mix Ensure, Stoli, Mr Pibb and Red Vines!

( LΦ`) At least the Ensure means you're getting your suppliments. On the other hand, there's always Prune Juice. It's a Warrior's Drink.

(EΝE) Grandpa, >>845 reveals you to be a Star Trek fan as all of nerd-dom knows that Lt. Worf loved his prune juice. However, do you get the feeling that the old jokes about Star Trek fans about being losers who still live with their parents and such can now apply to anime fans and essentially making Otakus the Trekkies of the 21st century?

( LΦ`) I think that it should truly give them all hope. After all, I'm a grandfather. I've managed to successfully breed and raise children, who then had you. It just shows that stereotypes bear little semblance to reality, and both the William Shatner Saturday Night Live Skit and Maid in Akihabara share common roots.

(EΝE) Grandpa, didn't you tell me that you adopted your kids over the internet, and that I came from a test tube?

( LΦ`) Actually, I adopted the internet, it's my kid.

[INTERNET] I AM YOUR FATHER

(E[E) Wait, then where the hell do I fit in here?

( LΦ`) You worry too much about details. You'll be my grandpa at this rate.

( ί ί)@Omedetto!

( ί -ί)@...

( ί -ί)@Oh, is that riff over already? Sorry.

(EΝE) Grandpa >>847, what do you think about black people and other minorities?

( LΦ`) you're all pork to me, Junior.

(EΝE) Although it may be a health hazard in hundreds of ways, I like chicken much more.

( LΦ`) I once killed a man who came between me and my meal of pigeon; but that's a story for another time.

(EΝE) Grandpa, I recently read Papillon, which leads me to ask you this critical question: What's the most creative way you've come up with to hide money?

( LΦ`) Savings account.

( E[Ej I have a swiss bank account, but don't tell anyone!

( ί -ί) Is that your cash card?

(@ί ί)@Yoink!

@Όc

(ί ί )@See ya later!!

°(LΦ` ) Come back here! Where's my share?!

( E[Ej $10 down the drain...

( LΦ`) You could buy a luxurious dinner with that money! And dessert! And some fine wine along with that! And still have money for more!

( LΦ`) Dagnabbit, if only I didn't drop my beatin' stick..

(EΝE) It's about 4 inches from your left han-

( LΦ`) Too damn far!

( ί -ί) ...

( ί -ί) I felt guilty so I brought it back.

(@ί ί) Wanna see my new rhinestone-studded mittens?

(EΝE) Grandpa! Welcome to the "Actor's Studio" with me, your humble host, Junior. Thank you for joining me.

(EΝE) Grandpa, we've enjoyed you in such magnificent films as "Nevada Carries a Blade," "Internet: Serious Business," and in the classic "4chan is down." However, what is *your* favorite film?

( LΦ`) Passion of the Seven Dwarves

i*`యLjA CHALLENGER APPEARS

(EΝE) That mask isn't scary AT ALL, Grandpa!

( LΦ`) It made you pee in your pants when you were a little squirt. You know, Junior, you're not cute anymore.

(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Hey dad, what's up?

( LΦ`) I told you I disowned you, damnit!

(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) In that case, I'm going to stop paying your old folks home bills. Have fun on the street, pops!

( LΦ`)I've made enough off the sale of mittens to live comfortably for the next fifty years.

( LΦ`)Incidently, I still have what you did with yours on video, you naughty fatman.

(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) So I'm still in the will, right?

( LΦ`)....

( LΦ`)....

( LΦ`) you have the same place in the will that you had before this conversation, if that's what you mean.

(EΝE) Grandpa, but didn't you...

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(;ί -ί) ...

( ί ί) Fuckmittens!

( E[Ej ...I have a brother?

(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) I'm your dad, you uneducated doof.

(EΝE) They told me you ran off with a truckdriving man years ago. Mom cried about it all the time.

(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Hey, I was young and I needed the money!

( E[Ej ...a brother?

(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Nope. Didn't need a brother.

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(EΝE) Uncle, what was life like after leaving Grandpa?

(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) I'm your DAD you moron. You must have gotten your intelligence from my sister's side of the family.

(EΝE) YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!!!!

(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) And you missed a perfectly good 888get. I'm so disappointed in you, son.

( E[Ej ...I have a sister?

(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Your sister, my ex-wife, your mom. All the same person.

(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) We have a very close family.

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` The world is vieled in`

` darkness. The wind stops,`

` the sea is wild,`

` and the earth begins to rot.`

` The people wait,`

` their only hope, a prophecy....`

` " When the world is in darkness`

` Four Warriors will come...."`

` After a long journey, four`

` young warriors arrive,`

` each holding an ORB.`

(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) I'll be Chaos.

(EΝE) I, Junior, will knock you all down!

( ί ί) I'll be a white mage! Here everyone, wear these mittens!

( LΦ`) I guess I'll be a fighter. Sure takes me back.

(@MnLjI'm making a guest appearance here just to be your black mage!

( E[EjI'll be a thief.

(;LΦ`)(;ί -ί)(;EΝE)(;₯ิΦ₯ิ)( EΦE) *But they suck!*

( E[EjOh okay, black belt then.

( LΦ`)( ί ί)( E[E)(@MnLj*And so, the four ..well, not really so young warriors begin their journey as they enter Corne-*

|E_E| I WILL BE WARMECH. *NUCLEAR.*

*GAME OVER*

(EΝE) Grandpa, why is Gau so obnoxious? I mean, it takes forever to learn all those different abilities.

900GET!

(EΝE) Grandpa, it isn't like you to make such huge mistakes... who are you REALLY?

(EΝE) Wut? What did you do with my grandpa?

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( LΦ`) I created Grandpa; 4-ch copied me.

(EΝE) Grandpa, that FF1 thing was interesting. I think that's what we need in this thread - a little adventure, don't you think?

( LΦ`) My life IS...well, used to be full of adventure.

( LΦ`) Are you trying to tell me you're uninterested in listening to my adventures?

(EΝE) ... Okay, I'll listen. Just a minute.

@@@@@@@@ ά^R-A_Q_@@All right, I'm ready.

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( LΦ`) Well, it all started out when-

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( LΦ`) Boobs.

(EΝE) !?!?

( LΦ`) Gotcha!

(EΝE) Is it true that boobs are very soft to touch?

( LΦ`) A woman's breast is the hardest rock the Almighty put on this earth.

( EΝE)Β(E(E You lied, grandpa. They ARE soft.

( ί oί) Junior? What did I tell you about ever touching my breasts again???

( LΦ`)Β(E(E Junior, don't ever touch them again!

( ί Eί) eeeeeek!

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( EAE) You just CAN'T control yourself, can you, Grampa?

( LΦ`) you started it.

(EΝE) I was just curious because you've lied to me before gramps.

( LΦ`) Lies are more interesting some times, Junior. Besides, weren't you the one that started all that leprechaun talk?

( LΦ`) Besides, I'm old. I haven't gotten any since...

( LΦ`) ...Long enough!

(EΝE) Grandpa, why does Squeek's thread sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 1000 by".

( LΦ`) It may appear that way to you, Junior, but it is well on its way to becoming "Legendary". On the day that a Junior thread gets to 1000 on its own merits is the day that you can mock Squeeks.

(EΝE) Grandpa, is it true that it's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the dog that's fighting....

(EΝE) It's the dog fight is the size of... wait a minute....

(EΝE) Dogs are in a fight larger than they appear or something....

( LΦ`) Junior, how many times have I told you to stay away from japanese porn?

(EΝE) But this is German!

( LΦ`) I can see how you'd be confused by the scat; but none the less, 'auschwitz scheisten meisters' is japanese.

( LΦ`) I can tell by ss uniforms

( LΦ`) and having seen many japanese scat films in my day

(EΝE)Grandpa! Why don't we ever see grandma?

( LΦ`) ...

( LΦ`) Can you keep a secret?

(EΝE) I haven't told anybody about ther grab-the-worm game we used to play, have I?

( LΦ`) Well, ok. Remember the burgers you ate yesterday?

( LΦ`) ...

( LΦ`) They're made from your grandma.

(EΝE)Grandma was made out of tofu?

( LΦ`) Sure was! And your mom is made from pure gluten!

( LΦ`) No, but her finger got caught in the grinder.

(EΝE) Grandpa! Why can't I put it in her pooper?

( LΦ`) Hang on a moment, Junior. I contradicted myself and now my brain hurts.

( EΦE) And that's how it happened.

(EΝE) Grandpa! What will happen when this thread reaches 1000? I'm scared...

( LΦ`) >>1001 will make a new thread, Junior; now go put on unsoiled pants.

( LΦ`) ...

( LΦ`) You can leave that pair here

(EΝE) Why? What are you going to do with it?

( LΦ`) Cleanse them with an all-consuming fire of purification

( LΦ`) after I sniff every little morsel clinging to them.

( L3`) Grandpa... You love me, i know that.

( LΦ`) It's getting darker now... Junior, I'm beginning to sense that we're in the final days, and the remaining posts grow fewer each day. Tell me now, what have you learned from Part3 that made it all worthwhile to you?

(EΝE) I didn't learn anything but it was all enjoyable. Thanks for the bread.

( LΦ`) ....

( LΦ`) that's not bread; now i have to buy more sponges.

(EΝE) Ha ha ha, Grandpa. Next you're going to try to tell me that this isn't Jesus' blood!

( LΦ`) It is, and that's the last time I'll hire a mexican prep cook.

('=_=) Gradpa, may i show you my underwear?

( LΦ`) .... Depends.

( '*_*) for what?...

( LΦ`) No, I mean you're wearing Depends®.

( LΦ`) Give 'em back! They're not for you!!

( LΦ`) *COUGH HACK COUGH* Junior..I don't think I'll have much longer to live.

( LΦ`) I think it's time I passed all my powers over to you..

(@MnLj o O (Finally, my chance to strike!)

( LΦ`) Anyway, I'm going to mexico, bitches!

( LΦ`) Get ready to meet the new grandpa

(EΝE) hello, kids!

< Hi grandpa! I'm your unborn child's unborn child who still resides in your left testicle. Please let us out, it's dark in here!

(EΝE) *fap fap fap*

(EΝE) Better?

< Aaahhh, I'm dying! Gaaahhh...

(@MnLj Hey! Watch where you point that thing!

(EΝE) Darkpa! Now that grandpa has gone

(EΝE) I was wondering if you...

(EΝE) ...if you...

(EΝE) If you wouldn't mind being the new junior!

( EΦE) I will be the new Grandpa.

( EΦE) hello kids!

(EΝE) Grandpa, some one sent me a letter to tell me I may already be a winner!

( EΦE) I do that on the weekends. The pay is pretty good.

( LΦ`) Forgot my sumbrero from the last time I went to Mex-...

( LΦ`) You fucking let *Clonepa* be the new Grandpa?!! I won't stand for this.

( EΦE) _{n}^{u}_{r}^{u}_{p}^{o}

(EΝE) I let him because you took so long.

(EΝE) Not to mention that he has your good looks.

( EΦE) I think you missed 970get there, junior.

( LΦ`) Beat it, you six piece Chicken McNobody!

( EΦE) gb2/mexico/

( EΦE) I'm a celebrity on 2chan, I noticed.

( EΦE) 975GET

( LΦ`) Get the hell out

(EΝEu) Grandpa, your pressure...

( ' =_=)Grandpa... You look so sexy... (GrrrOooWww)

( LΦ`) And soon we'll face the final curtain, Junior. I have no regrets, except for all the time wasted trying to educate you.

( LΦ`) Junior... there is another Skywalker...

(EΝE) Yeah, seen the movies.

( ί ί) Is he dead y--

( ί ί) ....

(ί- ί ) sorry.

( LΦ`) Junior, don't you have anything in your life you aspire to or want to try? I worry about your future and so should you.

(EΝE) Well, I wouldn't mind getting 3000.

( LΦ`) Ah, so you're the one posting "this thread has reached over 1000 replies" on world4ch's "I'm not a racist" thread.

(=(EΝE) Grandfather, perhaps you should take a nap before the 1000. I will look to your needs as you rest.

( LΦ`) Nonesense! I don't want to risk sleeping through 100--

( LΦ`) zzzzzzzzzzz

(EΝE) mwahahaha...

(=(EΝE) Why are you laughing? It's my victory.

^PP_

bOracleb

i(L₯Φ₯`)΅ Soon this thread will 1000GET

( ί ί) mittens for 1000GET!

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( ί ί) oooo, so close now

( LΦ`) zzzzzzzzzzz

(EΝE) Don't fall asleep, grandpa!

( `ΦL) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

(EΝE) NO! YOU'LL EXPLODE IF YOU SLEEP LIKE THAT!

(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) WAKE UP DADDY!!!!

( LΦ`) Hm? Oh, 1000get.