( ´ω`) hello again, kids!

( '=_=) Grandpa... Give me a French Kiss. Sluuuurrrp!

( ´ω`) Why should I, when I can 51get

( ´ω`) Anyway, then the bombs started dropping. My face was covered with mud and matt next to me was lying in a pool of blood. I knew I had to live!

( ´ω`) ... Ehem.. Junior I need to go to bathroom, where is my walking stick?

(・∀・) I broke it, remember?

( ´ω`) s/™/™

(・∀・) ZOMG ROFL! YOU STILL USE 70@s technology gramps.

( ´ω`) I'll crush you with my cabinet stereo, you little scamp.

( ´ω`) When ah think 70's, juniah...I suddenly feel lie singin'...

( ´ω`) Well, it’s one for the money,
( ´ω`) Two for the show,
( ´ω`) Three to get ready,
( ´ω`) Now go, cat, go.

( ´ω`) But don’t you step on my blue suede shoes.
( ´ω`) You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes.

( ´ω`) Well, you can knock me down,
( ´ω`) Step in my fazZZZZZzzzzzzZzzzz

( ´ω`) ZzzzZzzz

(・∀・) o O (Grandpa's asleep... now time to sneak out....)

( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω`)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω`) <Hello, kids!

( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω`)
( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω`) <Did we ever tell you about our experiences training agent smith?

( ´ω`) Junior, did I ever tell you about my experiences as the hottest gay porn star of the 1950's?

(・∀・) But grandpa, I thought homosexual stuff was outlawed back then?

( ´ω`) Erm, yes...

(;´ω`) ...

(;´ω`) ...I did not have sexual relations with that man

(;´ω`) ...or that dog, or that goat....

(・∀・) Grandpa, this Welsh Corgy is at the door, claiming to know you from way back. What should I tell him?

( ´ω`) We were all very drunk, and in the dark he look just like one of the female Windsors.

(・∀・) Grandpa, you need to listen.

(´ω`) I've always been fond of dogs.

( ´ω`) What's the problem, junior? Don't you like dogs?

(・∀・) I don't like it when you ask me to pretend to be one, grandpa!

( ´ω`) Nonsense. You enjoyed it enough last thread. Now put on the collar!

(・∀・) Make me do it you wrinkled leather!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hey did I ever tell you that I was a professional dominatrix before getting into the mitten business?

( ﾟ -ﾟ) No, wait...

(; ﾟ -ﾟ) ...

(ﾟ- ﾟ ) ...

(・∀・) wtf is dominatrix is anyway???

(;´ω`) It's what my wife was, back when she was actually attractive..

( ´ω`) Ah... those were the days...

( ´ω`) ...

(；´Д｀)ﾊｱﾊｱ

(　･ิω･ิ) Not in public, Dad, please...

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(・∀・) I don't mind. I do it all the time.

(；´Д｀)ﾊｱﾊｱ (；´Д｀)ﾊｱﾊｱ Dual Action!

(・∀・) Excuse for my post but I do not have money to buy meal to my children. Forgive me please.

(・∀・) Excuse for my post but I do not have money to buy children. Give me to my meal please for.

( ´ω`) That was a sneaky 80get.

(　･ิω･ิ) You're grounded, young man.

ヘ(・ω・　）...
　　　ヽνヽ:::... 　
　　　　＜　＼;::...

( ´ω`) Look at Clonepa scurrying around like an idiot. Guffaw, guffaw!

(・∀・) Grandpa, any advice for the current American administration?

( ´ω`) Jam it in.

( ´ω`) Juice it up.

( ´ω`) Get jiggy wit' it.

( ´ω`) Jack it and stack it.

(・∀・) So you're saying that's the best way to run a country?

( ´ω`) Huh, I thought you said the "current American administration"?

(・∀・) Ahahaha how witty!

(・∀・) Grandpa! Grandpa! The Easter Bunny came and left chocolate and jellybeans! Did he bring you anything?

( ´ω`) Yes; make-it-yourself rabbit stew.

(・∀・) Phew, for a moment there, I thought you meant hare stew, suggesting that you ate the easter bunny.

( ´ω`) I still have its foot if you want a lucky charm, kiddo.

(・∀・) Never mind that, grandpa. I went to Yoshinoya.

( ´ω`) Did you get me some ramen, or did you go through the usual hassle of ignorant folk there, not getting what you wanted?

(・∀・) I got just what you asked for! It even has the little octopus bits in it!

( ´ω`) Yummy!

(　･ิω･ิ) 100get.

( ´ω`) I think I'm chewing something hard here...

(・∀・) Maybe I should have just stuck with today's special.

( ´ω`) Maybe you would prefer a diet cola?

(　･ิω･ิ) Don't do it! The artificial sweeteners will turn you into a giant malignant tumor, son!

( ´ω`) I'm still wondering why you're here, son...

(　･ิω･ิ) Mostly for the nachos, pops.

( ´ω`) They're not free, you know.

(　･ิω･ิ) .... munch.

(　･ิω･ิ) ...munchmunch.

(　･ิω･ิ) ...Holy crap! What's that in the cheese?

｜´ω` | hello kids! I'm Legpa.

( ´ω`) dammit, where do all these freaks keep coming from?

(・∀・) Squeeks' groin, apparently!

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　（　・ A・）　＜　Come back here, you!
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｜´ω` | I'm not going back! You never shower!

(･ิω･ิ　) Ugh. I've lost my appetite.

(・∀・) C'mon, Legpa! Gimme a kiss! <3

( ´ω`) Spit that out, Junior!! You don't know where it's been!

　　∧＿∧
　　(´∀｀　)
　　　（⊃(*)⊂) < pfffft
　　　　/ノωヽ）

/ノωヽ） phew! That was a stinker.

( ´ω`) Can't be worse then mine.

(　･ิω･ิ) I just got back from Burger King. I'll be able to clear this room out in about an hour.

( ´ω`) This isn't a contest, you freeloader.

(　･ิω･ิ) You're just saying that because you know I'd win.

（⊃(*)⊂) pfffft, pfff. tpft tpft. pofff.

(・∀・) Dad, get the fuck out.

( ・ー・） ...sorry.

(・∀・) Wait a tick.. Girls don't fart...

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Out with the old, In with the new!

(　･ิω･ิ) Cool, there's a few nachos left!

( ´ω`) I have no idea what my daughter sees in you.

(　･ิω･ิ) I'm a doctor. She's all about the gold-digging. Your side of the family, I understand.

(・∀・) QCF+P

( ・∀・)つ ==={　) Hadouken!1

( ・ー・）Dad, our family tree is starting to make less and less sense to me...

(　･ิω･ิ)

(　･ิω･)ヾ‸

(　･ิω･)　‸　．．．

(　･ิω･)つ^

(　･ิω⊊)

(　･ิω･ิ)　You saw nothing.

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( ´ω`) Clonepa is my son?

(　･ิω･ิ) Never heard of him. Who's this Clonepa of which you speak?

( ・ω・）Hello

(　･ิω･ิ) ...

(　･ิω･ิ) you disturb me on a fundamentally deep level.

( ・∀・) Grandpa, why am I the only man in this room without a nutsack for a mouth?

( ・ー・）Ah. I always did feel unusually in touch with my feminine side...

( ´ω`) We had it removed when you were born, Junior.

( ・∀・) Grandpa, given the current and flowering economic progress in the People's Republic of China, is it possible that modern Chinese have given up on progressive political change and freedoms of any sort in favor of just being able to live comfortably and relatively rich?

( ´ω`) All I know, junior, is that I'll break your hands if you touch my xbox 360 again.

( ・∀・) I have hands?

( ・∀・ ) Grandpa, am I gaining weight again?

( ´ω`) Yes you are. Get off me.

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( ・∀・) May I join, Grandpa?

( ・∀・)つ( ´ω`)
　　　　touch!