( ´ω`) hello again, kids!

( ´ω`) keep your flippers to yourself, you little mutant.

　　　　　Contrary to popular belief, only old men like
　　　　　hot springs...
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　　（⌒ヽ　　　　　　　　　　 　 （⌒)(ﾞﾞﾞ)~
　　　/~ﾞﾞヾ⌒ゝ-（~´(⌒(⌒~ヽ~　~~　　､､
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　　　/~ﾞﾞヾ⌒ゝ-（~´(⌒(⌒~ヽ~　~~　　､､
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( ・∀・) ..what's that smell?

(　` ｖ ´） Sharks

( ´ω`) Must be sulfur. Associated with these springs, y'know.

(　` ｖ ´） Dunno man, I think it's sharks

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's ( ´ω`) ÷ 0?

( ´ω`) the end of the universe.

(・∀・) Grandpa, I just read this very interesting article: http://wiki.ehow.com/Adopt-a-Baby-from-China

(・∀・) The problem is, I don't think I'm old enough to actually do it. Do you think you could do it for me?

( ´ω`) No problem. Here you go.

(`∀´) waaaaaaaaaaaaa

(・∀・) He's adorable!!!!

(`Д´) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(・∀・) okay you can have him back now

(・∀・) Wait, first I have to name him. How's George?

(`A´) that name sucks

( ´ω`) Have fun being a parent, Junior! It's going to be like that for the next eighteen years or more! Hee hee hee heeeeee

( ´ω`) I guess I'll just adopt a 12 year-old pretty girl for myself.

(`Д´) I DEMAND ICE CREAM

(・∀・) Too bad. I don't have any. How about some pizza?

( ´ω`) I wish my wife was here. She'll know what to do.

(・∀・) We should get him gender neutral toys so he doesnt grow up to be one of a man.

(　･ิω･ิ) Good idea! It worked well on you.

>>167
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@( ´Д`)@ Do I have to do EVERYTHING myself in this house?!

(・∀・) Grandma, could you change George for me? He's been wearing the diaper I got him in for a few days now.

(・Д・) And yeah! Cut the feminist propaganda and change the diaper bitch!

( ´ω`) During my days, there was no feminism. Things changed for the worse...

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@( ´ヮ`)@ I took care of the baby. Now who's up for pot roast?

@( ´Д`)@ Complaints, complaints, all I hear ALL DAY are complaints!

(・∀・) Grandma, you didn't have to do his hair...

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@( ´Д`)@ I'm Grandma, young impertinent! Now close this window.

( ´ω`) Sonny, I'm afraid I have bad news...

( ´ω`) You're supposed to change him MORE than once a week.

(・∀・) I quit.

( ´ω`) Alrighty then. Fire up the grill, we're having long pork tonight!

(・∀・) What's this can of soylent green doing on the fridge?

(`Д´) dont eat me i'm ... riddled with diseases

( ´ω`) You don't know how appetizing you just became!

(`Д´) Junior! What was life before the internet!

(・∀・) Ask your Great Grandpa, dear.

( ´ω`) get in my belly!

(`Д´) I want a megasuperpowerrobot toy I see on TV!

(　･ิω･ิ)

(　･ิω･ิ) Here, Merry Christmas.

(`Д´) I don't want it anymore!

( ´ω`) Wait, weren't we about to kill you?

(　･ิω･ิ) Why would you want to kill this dear, sweet child?

( ´ω`) Because he's a vitamin-packed bundle of joy, that's why.

(`Д´) I'm bored! Read me a book with pictures!

(　･ิω･ิ) Okay! Ah, being a father is a wonderful thing.

(　･?ω･?) Once upon a time in /dqn/, there lived a kusosure fairy...

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(`Д´) No! I want something else.

(・∀・) Hey look grandpa I can balance myself on my tongue alone! Isn't that great, hey look look look at me!

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(`Д´) I want an ice-cream!

(・∀・) Grandpa, what are otaku?

( ´ω`) See that little snot-nosed brat in the corner over there?
( ´ω`) Imagine him trying to corral you into a discussion about the End of Evangelion's primordial significance vis a vis Star Trek Enterprise's second season.

(`Д´) WIPE MY NOSE!

(`д´) ... clearly you meant the third season.

(・∀・) Alright, let's eat the kid.

( ´ω`) Hot diggity! Babyback ribs tonight!

(`Д´) I want all the toys of Junior and the room-with-a-view of Grandpa!

( ´ω`) Request granted! Junior, you're 8 years old now and are plenty good enough to handle yourself on your own in the real world. Now GET OUT!

(・∀・) ......but I'm 10

(・∀・) What the fuck, Grandpa? You completely changed your mind from >>206! I thought we were going to devour the poor bastard!

（　｀ハ´） I will now capture this child and use his dark powers of mass-consumption to wreak havoc upon the unsuspecting western world.

(`Д´) ...change me!!

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　　　　　　 　（； `Д´）　　　　＜　YEAH!
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(・Д・) ...!!!

( ´ω`) Goddamnit, son. Now we can't eat him...

( ´ω`) I noticed that my thread is being filled with fagottry...

(`Д´) I want to go to Disneyland!

( ´ω`) Have fun! The door's right over there!

(・∀・) Hey-o!

（　｀ハ´） Wait, did I hear something about eating this kid? I'm in!

(`Д´) I want another family!

◠◠◠◠　　(IRON CHEF GRANDPA)
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( ´ω`) Well, in order to eat the kid, first we must kill him!

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( ´ω`)つ⌐ We can shoot him with this here pistol...

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( ´ω`) I can enchant a magical spell...

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( ´ω`) Soul Abolish �[ - ✻∜✸✲❆♌♎♑♒❦(・∀・)☁ヸ✫✯✬✯∞ !!

(　･ิω･ิ) I won't allow this!

( ´ω`) Go to your room, killjoy!

(　･ิω･ิ) .....
(･ิω･ิ ) okay, dad.

(`Д´) If you kill me I'll sue for murder!

(　･ิω･ิ) .....

(　･ิω･ิ) how?

ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ Don't eat me!

(　･ิω･ิ) Don't worry, nobody is going to eat you. It's just a joke.

( ´ω`) Son, there is an annoying lack of you in your room at this point.

(･ิω･ิ ) FINE! I'm going, I'm going.

(･ิω･ิ ) C'mon, kid
ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ No! Your room smells!

( ´ω`) Son, kindly leave the meal behind.

(･ิω･ิ ) Shut it, dad. Come on, son.
ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ No! Your room smells!

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　　　　　　（（（（ （（））　What the hell are you doing to my baby!　
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　　　　　 /　　 ﾉ|＿＿|　| ＜ I think you forgot I was huge.
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　　　　 /　　 ﾉ　　　|　　 |　　　　　　　　　∧∧　I forgot he was huge! !
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(・∀・) I forgot he was huge too. Do we have enough space in the fridge for the leftovers?

/　　 ﾉ|＿＿|　| I am fucking huge.

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( ´ω`) THREADSTOP!

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　　　|　ﾄｪｪｪｲ/ THE WORLD!
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(・∀・) I think you forgot to take your meds again, grandpa.

(((・∀・))) *I.. I...i.. think..nk..nk.. you u, u. forgotou, toe, too.. taker meds, aker meds, ss. zz.. *

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) I'm a scientologist now. I don't have to take those evil pills any more.

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) Gimme my pills, Junior.

(・∀・) Here you go. Now can we eat the baby? I'm starving!

( ´ω`) We haven't even decided how to prepare him yet. Baby purée? Baby a la mode? Baby udon?

(・∀・) Baby Yakitori!

(・∀・) Sashimi no baby

(`Д(・∀・) Let's feed him well until he has more meat on his bones!

((・∀・) ...Okay?

( ´ω`) I think you forgot he was huge.

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　　　　　　 　（(・∀・)　　　　＜　...dammit.
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