( ???) 1000GET!

( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.

(??? ) Oh, sorry...

(･∀･) Grandpa, weasels ripped my flesh! Rzzzzzz!

>>150
(・∀・) Hey, Jisakujien, what're you doing here? I don't remember inviting you.

>>151
(･∀･) I remember inviting him!

　　and I remember humping him...
( ・ω・)　　( ´ω`) And I remember kicking him out...
　　.....
( ・ω・)　　(´ω` ) .....

　　What?
( ・ω・)　　(´ω` ) Get out.

　 ( ・ω・)　　　|　|　
　と　　　　）　 　 |　|
　　 Ｙ　/ノ　　　 人
　　　 /　）　 　 < 　>__Λ∩
　 ＿/し'　／／. Ｖ´ω`)/ NO U
　（＿フ彡　　　　　 　　/

　　　　　　　　　　ヽ　/ /⌒＼
　　　　　　　　 ／ヽヽ|/⌒＼ii|＼
　　　　　　　／ ／ヾゞ//／＼＼|
　　　　　　　|／　　 |;;;;;;|/ハ　＼|
　　　　　　　　 　 　 |;;;;/／⌒ヽ
　　　　　　　　 　 　 |;/（　・ω・）...it was worth this.
.　　　　　　　　　　　|｛　∪　　∪
　　　　　　　　 　 　 |;;ヾ.,____,ノ
　　　　　　　　 　 　 |;;; |
　　　　　　　　 　 　 |;;;;;|
　　　　　　　　 　 　 |;;;;;|

(・∀・) I want to set that tree on fire. Can I do that, Grandpa?

( ´ω`) No, Junior. That's a Tanasinn Tree. Burning it will release horrors unima--

fwoosh

(・∀・) Whoops.

∵∴∵(∴・ω・)∵ヽ∵/ /∴＼∵∴..・ω・..∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
∴(・ω・ ∵∴∵／ヽヽ|/⌒＼ii|＼∵∴∵∴(・ω・∵∴
.∵∴∵∴∵／ ／ヾゞ//／＼＼|∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
・ω・)∴∵∴|／・∴|;;;;;;|/ハ∴＼|∵∴ ・ω・)...∴∵∴∵∴
∵∴∵∴∵. '・ω・..|;;;;/／⌒ヽ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
・∴∵・ω・)∴∵∴:|;/（　・ω・）...go figure.∵∴∵∴
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴|｛　∪　　∪∵∴∵∴∵∴(・ω∵∴∵∴
:∴∵∴(・ω・ )∵∴|;;ヾ.,____,ノ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
:∵∴∴∵∴∵∴ハ|;;;;;;|∵∴∵・ω・) what's cookin'?∴∵∴
ω・)∵∴∵∴∵|＼\／ハ/∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
∵∴∵(・ω・ ∴ヾヽ／／/∴∵{・ω・}∴∵∴∵∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴＼ヽ/\/∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴(・ω∵・ω・)

(･∀･) Hey Grandpa, what do you think of new Democrat majority?

( ´ω`) New party, same crap, Junior.

( ´ω`) Now with more feminism.

( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ahem

( . )( . )

Did I hear feminism?

I like tits.
( ´ω`)つ(.(. )

(･∀･) Grandpa, why are girls so damn loud in groups? Yes, I said "damn" because they're just that loud.

(･∀･) S'like, it's not enough that they're loud either. They have to bundle together in groups and talk over each other and all at the same time. They even laugh at the same time. What's the deal?

( ´ω`) I'm too busy having sex with all the girls to care, Junior.

( ´ω`) It's not hard when you're GRANDPA COOL

(･∀･) I'm not Junior, I'm Jisakujien.

( ´ω`) You keep telling yourself that, Junior.

(=o=) Note: Do not mistake (・∀・) for （　・∀・） or (・∀・) see: http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Junior

（　・∀・）Hey Junior.
(・∀・) I'm Junior, let's merge Jisakujien

( ・∀・ )

( ﾟ∀｡ )

( ´ω`) Anyways, Junior...

( ´ω`) I think you merged with Squeeks instead of Jisakujien too, Junior.

(=o=) I provided the minimal amount of warning as dictated by state and national law.

(・∀・) My name is Jeeks and this thread sucks dick like all of those other wannabe "[Part 7] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary]" threads.

( ⌒-⌒) Oh lord is this starting to get complicated.

( ・ω・ω・ ・ω・( ・ω・( ・ω・( ・ω・( ・ω・) woohoo

( ´ω`) Grandpa, what happened to this thread?

(・∀・) My name is Jeeks and Grandpa, why are you asking yourself questions?

( ´ω`) Junior, you're just not doing your job here, and I'm trying to cover for you while you figure out who you really are.

( ´ω`) You're Junior, by the way.

(・∀・) No I'm not! I'm...

⊂二二二（・∀・）二二二⊃ Boonior!

( ´ω`) I see you made another kick ass super funny, junior. Ok. Now go get me my tang.

( ´ω`) This isn't ta∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵

(・∀・) I see you made another kick ass super tanassin joke, grandpa.

Tana∵i∵
∵ (∵ v∵∵∵
Ta∵∵∵∵∵

∵

( ∵ω`)∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵
∵v ∵∵0∵
∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵
∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵v∵∵w2∵∵∵∵∵TANASIN∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵v

∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵
∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵Uoh ii otok∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵

∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵二二⊃ Boon∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵

(・∀・) Hi! I'm junior, nice to eat you.

　　　　　人
　　　　（_◎）
　 　 （(●)(●)）
　　　（_ﾄｪｪｪｲ_）
⊂二<ﾐ*-ﾟ ω＾ิﾐ>二二二⊃ < Never give up on life brother
　　〜(∴ｕｕﾉ　　
━━━━━━━∞∞∞=======

( ´ω`) Who's that at the door? It's my good friend alcohol!

(´ω` ) Be seein' ya, kid.

(　･ิω･ิ) Way to go, son. Your annoying antics set dad to drinking again.

(　･ิω･ิ) Now the nachos are MINE!

( ⌒-⌒) With all this how can you be sure the nachos are even nachos anymore?

(　･ิω･ิ) munch

(　･ิω･ิ) ...

(　･ิω･ิ) fart

(　･ิω･ิ) Yep, nachos.

I'll be taking that...
( ´ω`)つΔ　　　Σ(･ิω･ิ　)

(´ω` )　　　　　　(･ิω･ิ　)...

　　　　　　　　　　(･ิω･ิ　)　Damn it...

(　･ิω･ิ) then again, he only took 1.

( ⌒-⌒) Look again.

And I'll be taking that too...
( ´ω`)つΔ　　　Σ(･ิω･ิ　)

(´ω` )　　　　　　(･ิω･ิ　)...

　　　　　　　　　　(･ิω･ิ　)　Stop that already!

And these last three...
( ´ω`)つΔΔΔ　Σ(･ิω･ิ　)

(´ω` )　　　　　　(･ิω･ิ　)...

　　　　　　　　　　(･ิω･ิ　)　Aw, poop.

　　　　　　人
　　　　　（＿_）
　　　 　（＿＿）
( ´ω`)つ（ ＿＿ ）　Σ(･ิω･ิ　)

(´ω` )　　　　　　　　(･ิω･ิ　)...

　　　　　　　　　　　　(･ิω･ิ　)　???

　　　　　　　　　　ヽ　/ /⌒＼
　　　　　　　　 ／ヽヽ|/⌒＼ii|＼
　　　　　　　／ ／ヾゞ//／＼＼|
　　　　　　　|／　　 |;;;;;;|/ハ　＼|
　　　　　　　　 　 　 |;;;;/／⌒ヽ
　　　　　　　　 　 　 |;/（　・ω・）Can I have some nachos?
.　　　　　　　　　　　|｛　∪　　∪
　　　　　　　　 　 　 |;;ヾ.,____,ノ
　　　　　　　　 　 　 |;;; |
　　　　　　　　 　 　 |;;;;;|
　　　　　　　　 　 　 |;;;;;|　　　　　　　　　　　(´ω` )　No.

(　･?ω･?)つΔ Heehee, grandpa forgot about this one.

( ´ω`)...　　　　　 (･?ω･?　)
( ´ω`)　　　　　　(･?ω･?　)...
( ´ω`) What happened to your face?
　　　　　　　　　Σ(･?ω･?　)

(･?ω･?　) Unicode syndrome.

(　´･ω･`)つΔ I have decided to ditch the eyebrows for the shobon brows.
(´･ω･`) shobon

（　・ω・） I can do that too, you know.
(´･ω･`) shobon

(･∀･) Grandpa, come back! The thread's totally out of control!!!! HELP!

|ω`) ... deal with it yourself.

|彡

(´´･ω･``) Take that, crapass! I made two eyebrows!

(　´･ω･`) Interesting. But can you do... this?

　　　　　　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　⊂二二二（　´･ω･`）二⊃
　　　　　　　　|　　　 / 　　　　　　SHOBU-N
　　　　 　　　 （　ヽノ
　　　　　　　　 ノ>ノ　
　　　　 三　　レレ

( ⌒-⌒) Junior, since when was the thread ever in control?

(･∀･) I hate you, you smug fathead.

(　･ิω･ิ) You tell him, son!

　　　　　　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　⊂二二二（　´･?ω･?`）二⊃
　　　　　　　　|　　　 / 　　　　　 QUESTION-MARK SHOBU-N
　　　　 　　　 （　ヽノ
　　　　　　　　 ノ>ノ　
　　　　 三　　レレ

( Pω`)　I say, where's that grandpa of yours, son?

( ⌒-⌒) Oh Junior, you're so delightfully passive aggressive.

ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（　･∀･)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))o⌒) < ow ow OKAY ow ow

|-⌒) I still like you!

|彡

( ´ω`) Alone in the hissing laboratory of his wishes,
Grandpa minces among bad vats and jeroboams,
tiptoes through spinneys of murdering herbs,
agony dancing in his crucibles, and mixes
especially for Junior a venomous porridge
unknown to toxicologists which will scald and
viper through him until his ears fall off like figs,
his toes grow big and black as balloons,
and steam comes screaming out of his navel.

(　･ิm･ิ) I want a garden where the colors have no color

( ・ω・) Junior, Grandpa's been murdered!

(･∀･) !! Guess it's time for...

　　　　　　　＿ ,,　-ー＝-　、　　　　ヽ　Phoenix Junior: Ace Attorney！！
　　　　　　 ゝ、ニ 二 ＿　ミﾐV,　　　　）
　　　　　　　マ二 ニ､ r'　..,,_ ヽｿ,　　　`ｖ'⌒ヽ／⌒ヽ／　　　　　　 ,. ‐-　.. _
　　　　　　　｀ヽ、 { a' ･　　･ _!　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　／　　__　　｀` ｰ- 、
　　　　　　　　　|ノゝi　　　　 ,_〈　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 , ｨ／　　　ゝヽ￣ヽ　ｰ- '
　　　　　　　　 /　　 t　　 ∀ ,'"　　　　　　　　　　　　 _ ／ { {ヽ、_　　　ヽ' ﾉ_,.〉
　　　　　　　　/!　　　｀＞､ /　-ｧー- ､＿　...　-‐　'　　　 ヽヽ、　｀＞､..ﾉ=┘
　　　　　　 ／j >-‐ ' ´／ /　　 /　　　　／　　　_ノ　　　　　 ＼ `ｰ '!
　　 , -‐ 7´/{⌒|　 ／　_/　　 ｊ　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　＞‐'
　 /　/ /／| 〉‐ｆ／ ＼'　　　　!　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 , 　' ´
　/　,'　>　.|/　ﾚ　　 ﾟﾉ　　　　|　　　　　　　　　　 ,.. -‐ '"
/　 {　 ヽ　|　 〉　　／＿＿　　ｔ　　　　　,.　-‐ ' ´
　　|　　 ヽ|　/　／　 '　　 `　　ヽ、　 ／
　　|　　　｀!/／　　　　　　　　　　 ／

　　　　　（　｀ハ´）
__________
Darkpa　　|
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
Look Junior, I know I've had my　　 |
rivalries with your Grandfather　 　 |
before, but none so tense that 　 　|
I'd actually kill him!　　　　　 　 　　　 |

　　　　　( ´ω`) What's going on here?

　　pow
( xω+)ミ　　*⊂(･∀･) Quiet, grandpa! We're trying to find out who killed you.

( xω+)　　　　　(･∀･) Now. Where were we?

(･∀･) I know you killed Grandpa, Kindness-san!

( ⌒-⌒) Do you have evidence to support your wild claim...?

　　　　　　　　> Present Evidence
　　　　　　 　　 No evidence here

(･∀･) This is what will prove you guilty!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I know who did it!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It was Junior in Post 225 with a mitten!!

(･∀･) . . . . . . .

(（●）∀（●）) NNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

(（●）∀（●）) HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHA I KILLED HIM BECAUSE I WANTED HIS INHERITANCE MONEY!!!

(つ･∀･) But it turns out he didn't have any, nyoro~n.

( ´ω`) Heh, I showed you.

( ´ω`) Now, how about some pretzels? On you, of course.

(･∀･) Pretzels?

(･∀･)つ-

(･∀･)つ-~ Don't have the money. I only have cigarettes here.

＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　　◯
　　　　　　　O
　　　　　　о　　And that's how you'll end up in half
　　　　( ´ω`) the time if you don't quit smoking.

＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　　◯
　　　　　　　O
　　　　　　о　　And that's how I convinced the
　　　　( ´ω`)　world governments to ban smoking forever.
　
　　　　　　　　
　
　
　

　　　　　∫

　　　　∫　
( ´ω`)つ- 3 More for me.

( ･∀･) Wow. Thanks, Grandpa. I almost went down a very dark path.

( ･∀･) A very dark path indeed.

( ･∀･) Yup. Dark, dark path....

( ´ω`)つ

(Many years...)

( ´ω`)√°

(Many years...)

( ´ω`)√°

(Many years...)

( ´ω`)√°

( ･∀･) dark path...

( ･∀･) dark path...

( ･∀･) dark path...

( ･∀･) dark path...

( ´ω`) So anyway, there we were on Utapah fighting alongside those tall skinny guys with the white courdoroy faces when the order came down from the big guy himself:

"Execute Order 69"

( ´ω`) And we all whooped and hollered as we switched from fighting the separatists to blindsiding all the Jedi in the galaxy.

( ･∀･) Yeah, I saw that on Cinemax last night while you were sleeping in the big chair.

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzz

( ´ω`) Sonny, before I
( ﾟωﾟ) COOOUGHhackhackhack
( ´ω`) ...die, i have a question.

( ´ω`) What was cough life like before the cough in*hack*ternet?

( ･∀･) I don't know. Without the internet, I wouldn't even exist, and neither would you.

( ´ω`) GUHHHHHGHH
( xωx)

(　･ิω･ิ) About time! Son, let's go cash in his IRA!

( ´ω`) I'm not dead yet, stupid.

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) Actually, I have the medical records to prove you died several threads ago.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

( ´ω`) Even after all these years, everyone still confuses me with Howard Hughes.

( ´ω`) Except the bank, unfortunately....

( ω) No eyes, son!
( ∵ω∴) tana∵∴∵∴