( ???) 1000GET!
( LΦ`) ...
( LΦ`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.
(??? ) Oh, sorry...
LΌ(₯Ν₯)½`
( Φ) Okay, I'm done. You can give them back now.
LΌ(₯Ν₯)½` Look at me, grandpa!
₯Ό(LΝ`)½₯ Omae mona!
( Φ) Can I have your eyes?
(LΝ`) Sure.
( ₯Φ₯
) Crap, now I look like Crapass! Ah well, at least I have eybrows naturally!
( ₯Φ₯) Lookin' slick there, Grandpa.
( ₯Φ₯) Shaddup, crapass.
( ₯Φ₯) Lookin' slick there, crapass.
( ₯Φ₯) Shaddup, Grandpa.
( ₯Φ₯) tanasinn
( ₯Φ₯) tana(cough)sinn
( EΦE) Okay, now it's just boring and not funny.
( ₯Φ₯) Sonny, can we trade eyes now?
(LΝ`) Aww, I was having fun confusing VIPPERs.
(shloop)
( LΦ`)
(₯Ν₯)
( LΦ`) Bo O (My plan is going along well. Now to seize control of the THREAD through the powers of TANASINN...)
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Give those back...
( ₯Φ₯)ΒL`~@@@(@Ν@)
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Here's your eye back.
( LΦ`)Β@¬₯₯Ό(@Ν@)
( LΦ`)@@@@@@(ΒΝΌ)
I think something's wrong...
( LΦ`)@@@@@@(₯ΝE)
( LΦ`) Let's see... Junior took my eyes, then Clonepa took them from Junior. Then I took them from Junior. Which means...
( LΦ) ...@@@@@(LΦ
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( ί -ί) I should find the reset button before something really happens.
( ά-ά) Why bother? It'll just happen again.
(ί- ί )You're right, of course. I'm going back to etherchan.org!
( ί -ί) Why not stop being a fat jerk and do something constructive?!?!
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( ί -ί) might as well press this button
(FSHHHHHHHHHHHH)
( LΦ`) Hello, kids!
(₯Ν₯) What's life before internet, grandpa?
( LΦ`) We read books. You know what books are, right? Non-volatile storage mediums is what they are.
(₯Ν₯) Wow!
(₯Ν₯) What was life like before books?
( LΦ`) We...
(FSHHHHHHHHHHHH) Silence. It is time for my introduction. I am FSHHHHHHHHHHHHpa. Greetings.
( LΦ`) ...get the heck out of my thread
(FSHHHHHHHHHHHH) I want my mommy!
Άή―@@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ You're not even trying!
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(FSHHHHHHHHHHHH) The Cylon army is heading for 4-ch
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( ά-ά) Great job, Mittens. By pressing that button you've completely destroyed time as we know it.
( ά-ά) Oh, and due to your tampering with the time stream, you never started collecting mittens. You do, however, have every CD ever put out by Phil Collins.
( ί -ί) Still, it had to be done.
( ί ί) Phil Collins CDs!
( ί -ί) Nah, doesn't really work.
( ί ί) But at least I have something to sell for mitten money.
( ί ί) Wait a minute...
( ί -ί) Aren't those MY extremely rare Jamaican mittens on your hands?! They still have my name on them!
( Φ) MITTENS IS A CYLON
( ά-ά) Uh...
( ά-ά) Of course not! I just like to label things as what they are, so I put a "mittens" label on my mittens!
( ί -ί) ...liar.
( ά-ά) You hate mittens. You've always said that mittens were a conspiracy to make you unable to handle your Phil Collins cds.
( ά-ά) I believe your exact words were: "( > <)Phil Collins!!!"
( ί -ί) I'm going to kill you if you keep saying lies about me.
( ί ί) Just kidding! What's your name again, nyoro?
( ί -ί) Wait, nyoro? Oh no, I'm turning into...
( LL₯Φ₯``) nyoro`n
( ί ί) Oh wait, no I'm not.
( ί -ί) As I was saying, stop lying about me now.
( LΦ`) I knew from the OP that this thread was going to be a failure.
( ά-ά) Then why do you persist in making them?
( LΦ`) I didn't make this one, Porky!
( ά-ά)Aw, how cute. Yes you are, yes you are.
iEΝEj Grandpa, if everything has been reset, then why are all the worthess extras still here?
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( ά-ά) I believe he was talking about you, Mittens.
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( ί ί) I think I'll press this one too!
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( ί -ί) I think it's broken.
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( ά-ά) Amazing, Mittens. You are a phenomenon.
( LΦ`) Is the title of this thread "( ά-ά) Smug Fathead [Legendary]"?
( ά-ά) Well, no.
( LΦ`) Then get the hell out of my thread!
( ί ί) You tell him, Grandpa!
( ί ί) Also, 300get!!!!!!!!!!
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( LΦ`) stupid wakabamark screwed up my post.
( ά-ά) No, I'm afraid this particular brand of stupidity is all natural.
( LΦ`) I'm sorry, we seem to be having a misunderstanding here.
( LΦ`) Which part of "Get the hell out of my thread" is so difficult for you to understand?
( ά-ά) Speak clearly. All I hear are the demented mumblings of a senile old man.
(₯Ν₯) HE SAID GET OUT OF HIS THREAD YOU FAT FUCK
(₯Ν₯) Go annoy Darkpa. His threads are pretty quiet these days.
( ά-ά) Aww, is little baby not getting his way?
Out you go!
( @LΦ)Β¦@@@ί( ##ά) Old fucker!
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( LΦ`) Great Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
( LOΦO`) Well, sonny, we used to read books and have sex.
when theres something strange
in the neighborhood
who you gunna call?
( LΦ`) Grandpa, dumbass.
if there's something weird
and it don't look good
who you gonna call?
( ά-ά) Grandpa Dumbass
That's right!
( @LΦ)Β¦@@@ί( ##ά) ..mbass!
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(₯Ν₯) Grandpa, are you ready for this year's War on Christmas? Black Friday is this Friday.
( LΦ`) Ready, willing and able, Junior. The SAM launchers are already armed with reindeer seeking missiles, and the fireplace is primed with an upward firing cannon on a motion sensor trigger.
( LΦ`)Ν₯)-ά)ί)Φ₯ิ)nLjΦOjFor Great Justice!
(EΦE) For Great-
( @LΦ)Β¦@@@ί( ##ΦE) Ouch.
( @₯Ν)Β¦@@@ί( ##oά) ow HEY!
( άoά) What was that for?
(₯Ν₯) Just for being you.
( LΦ`) Ah, that's the Grandson I love...
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Ha! You're gonna go far, kid!
(₯Ν₯) Grandpa, we learned about Beethoven's Für Elise today in school. Who was Elise?
( LΦ`) Elise... ah, that takes me back. Elise was one of your grandmothers. The fifth one, I think. All that blood-red hair and white, white skin made her the envy of Scotland.
( EΦE) Wanna meet my new girlfriend?
(*ί[ί) Hi guys.
( EΦE) Wanna meet my new girlfriend?
(*ί[ί) Hi guys.
( EΦE) Damn you, double posting!
( EΦE) Damn again, double posting!
( EΦE) Damn again, double posting!
( LΦ`) Elise... ah, that takes me back. Elise was one of your grandmothers. The fifth one, I think. All that blood-red hair and white, white skin made her the envy of Scotland.
( ???) 1000GET!
( LΦ`) ...
( LΦ`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.
(??? ) Oh, sorry...
( LΦ`) And that's how I got to 329get.
(₯Ν₯) That was kinda boring, gramps.
(₯Ν₯) May I see your Shobooon kind Sir?
( LΦ`) You're still too young for that, kid.
( LΦ`) well, okay...
( LΦ``) sh...cough...
( LLΦ``) shoboon
(₯Ν₯) That's actually kind of creepy, grandpa...
(L₯Ν₯`) HURRGH..there we go. shoboon
(₯Ν₯) Grandpa, back when I was a kid, video game consoles came with controllers that connected to it through a wire. None of this fancy wireless remote crap for us, when had to plug in our stuff, yes sir'ree! These kids don't know how good they have it, right?
( ¦.¦) I am a new person, and I humbly ask what 'Shoboon' means? Some kind of noodles?
(₯Ν₯) It's some emoticon
( LΦ`) You're an emoticon.
(w) Hallo, I'm WESTERN Grandpa! Yeeeehaaa! Grandpa SAM! What's cooking, COWBOYS? I am a long lost cousin of Grandpa from AMERICA. Have some HOT DOGS and HAMBURGERS grilled flame style USA! Long time no see!
Σ(EΦE`cάΑ fart
Σ(;EΦE`cάΑ
( LΦ`) Junior, get me my tang.
(w) DUDE that was a COOL fart. In AMERICA we celebrate! Good job BROTHER!
(₯Ν₯) ... IN AMERICA!
( LΦ`) That will get everyone going, including Hinako in New York, finding herself.
(₯Ν₯) Who's Hinako, grandpa?
( LΦ`) My granddaughter.
(₯Ν₯) So that makes her my cousin, right?
( LΦ`) Yes.
( LΦ`) Feel free to have sex with her.
(₯Ν₯) I need pics first. What if she's ugly as sin?