[Part 8] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 21:59

( LƒΦ`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 01:08

(EΝE) 2GETing for later use!

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 09:35

( LƒΦ`) Junior, I come from the futior.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 06:52

(EΝE) It's almost time!

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 01:59

( LƒΦ`) Who was the bastard that gave me CPR? I was busy boning Mohammed's virgins.

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 02:06

(EΝE) You mean Mohammed never...

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 02:07

( EƒΦE) I'm sorry.

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 02:08

( LƒΦ`) Nope. He said they were annoying.

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 02:18

( ί ƒŽί) I gave you CPR, Gramps!

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 02:19

( LƒΦ`) I didn't ask about your emergency mittens, idiot.

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 07:16

( EƒΦE) Crikey you're cranky, I shan't revive you again you ungrateful old coot.

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 12:50

( E-E) You asked what hell was. You should already know. You're in it, after all.

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 13:27

( ί ƒŽί) I wonder if there are mittens!

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 14:31

( E-E) In hell they burn mittens.

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 15:03

|( LƒΦ`) Okay, if you're not even going to try to make a proper Grandpa thread out of this one, I'm leaving.

|ƒΦ` ) Hey, alcohol, how's it hangin'?

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16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 15:07

( ί ƒŽί)

( ί - ί) Burn mittens?

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 15:11

( ί ƒŽί)

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 15:34

( E-E) Don't you know, Grandpa? In hell there's only watered down Milwaukee beer to drink.

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 15:44

( LƒΦ`) Whatever-your-name-is, don't worry about that. I've been drinking so long my urine is 80 proof.

20 Name: i OƒΦOj : 1993-09-4929 16:04

>>19
Does it live in your bladder for months/years?

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 18:46

( LƒΦ`) Junure, I come from the future.

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 18:50

(EΝE) Grandpa, are we caughtin a time loop, doomed to repeat ourselves over and over again?

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 22:40

(E⌢E) ... grandpa?

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 22:42

( LƒΦ`) Who the hell are you?

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 01:01

(E⌢E) How the hell should I know? This is your thread.

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 04:40

(EΝE) Oh, it's Mini-me... I think?

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 04:55

@@@@@@.Q( LƒΦ`) Let's see...
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@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) ƒ I think I shall take up that writing job I had once again.
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@@@@@| Grandpa@ |^

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 04:59

@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) ƒ "his throbbing member then entered her core"
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@@@@@| Grandpa@ |^

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 08:24

@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) ƒ Oh shi- I forgot to handle the null pointer exception
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@@@@@| Grandpa@ |^

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 08:26

@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) ƒ Oh shi- I forgot to handle the null pointer exception
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@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|
@@@@@| Grandpa@ |^

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 08:26

@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) ƒ Oh shi- I forgot to handle the null pointer exception
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@@@@@| Grandpa@ |^

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 09:24

@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) ƒ "A bird
@@@@@@ .QƒΣ@@Ό)@@@@With one body
@@@@@^’U^ŽO^ ^|@@And two beaks
@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|@@@@Pecking itself to death."
@@@@@| Grandpa@ |^

33 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi LƒΦ`j“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-4930 10:49

@@@@@@ .QƒΣ@@@) @@ƒ I am a boon to the literature everywhere.
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34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 11:02

( E-E) Yes, you make everything look good by comparison.

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 13:01

( LƒΦ`) Who the hell let you in here anyway?

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 13:11

( E-E) I've always been here, just in the darkness.

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 14:20

( LƒΦ`) Well, at least you're not craptastic like clonepa.

( LƒΦ`) But you still need to GTFO.

(EΝE) ***shudder*** gramps and slang... ***shudder***

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 14:28

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was slang like in your day?

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 14:38

( LƒΦ`) I remember the times when I'd get on my fliver and ride the sunset while chugging giggle water. It's was the bees-knees.

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 15:03

(EΝE) ...

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 15:04

(EΝE) I liked Bligwig more than Fliver.

(EΝE) Silflay hraka, Grandpa!

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 18:34

( LƒΦ`) Your French is awful, Junior. You should say "S'il vous plait."

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 21:48

(EΝE) I can't say you have a good english either.

( LƒΦ`) you shut yer yap

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 22:40

( ίΫί) What's with all these odd-balls in my thread, Junior-sama?!

(Π` ցL) I'm not sure grandpa-chan, but they're starting to freak me out

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 22:53

(EΝE) Let's see if I can fit in...
(EΝE) KAWAII NEKO-CHAN IS ME!!!!

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 00:38

( E-E) You were probably aware that you were in hell by the continued presence of Clonepa, but these characters here are just to remove any doubts you may have had.

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 01:42

(EΝE) ...

(EΝE) Security Kitteeeen!

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 02:36

Π*L°MΠ Okay, nya. You guys don't belonge here and gotta go.

(Π` ցL) That's okay Kitten we're fine where we are.

( ίΫί) Yeah! fine where we are Kitten-face!

Π*L°MΠ Alright then, nya.

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 03:47

( LƒΦ`) Junior, my shotgun. We have trespassers in the house.

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