( LΦ`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.
(EΝE) NURUPO!
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( E-E) Of course he would suck. He's meant to annoy you.
( LΦ`) Thank God, Junior.
(EΝE) Sheesh, Gramps, why do you have to be such an asshole? I love Natumi more than Mittens!
( ί -ί) ...
(;EΝE) Sorry about that.
( `ΝL) Hahahahaha!!!!!
(EΝE) It's McEvilpants!!! Get him, Grandpa!
( ί ί) Evil!
( `ΝL) Hahahahaha!!!!!
( LΦ`).....
( LΦ`) Junior, since when were you Chinese?
<EΝE> Grandpa, are you feeling okay nida?
( LΦ`) That bottle of 87 proof whiskey must be catching up with me. Better go grab another.
(EΝE) Don't fall into Evil's trap!!!
( LΦ`) That's not a question.
(EΝE) Press the A button to jump!!!!
( LΦ`) Kids these days. You got two perfectly good legs, no need to jumpstart machines.
(EΝE) Gramps, you moron. We're stuck inside 4-ch: The Game!
( LΦ`) "..."
( ί ί) Oooh! I have big boobs now!
( ί ί) ...BOOBIES!
(EΝE) No, mittens, you don't.
( ί ί)
( ί -ί)...
( ί ί) I still have hands! I can put mittens on them!
( LΦ`) That's the spirit.
( E-E) As you can see, every Grandpa thread brings us all closer to complete and total insanity.
( ί ί) I dont think I can do a barrel roll with these mittens on, how do I do that?
( LΦ`) Get in the barrel, Jew!
Π*ί°ί) Freedom!
( EΦE) FREEDOM? OR FREE DOOM?!?
( LΦ`) couuugghhhh
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( ί ί) Grandpa, are you sleeping?
( ί -ί) .....
( ί ί) Mittens!
(EAE) Grandpaaaaaa!!!!!
( EΦE) Who's your grandaddy now, bitches?
( LΦ`) Yes?
TIME PARADOX
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( EΦE) I feel slightly hurt by your hostility.
( LΦ`) I'll write that down.
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( LΦ`) Damn fonts, that was supposed to be a pencil.
(EΝE) It's one of those bending gag pencils, Grandpa.
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(EAE) I don't get it.
( LΦ`) Do I have to explode on you?
( ί ί) Explode!
( E-E) I wonder how long it will be until Grandpa's mind has completely degenerated.
SHUT THE HELL UP!
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( E-E) The rate of degeneration is quicker then I had expected.
( E-E) , Oh, and 100GET.
GO AWAY!
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( E-E) At this rate, he will be completely insane before the end of this thread.
(@LΦ`) I've been completely insane since thread 1.
( EΦE) He's now Zombiepa. His brain is rotting after his brush with death,
( E-E) We're not talking "Well-thought out plans I'm-only-considered-insane-because-I-have-no-limits" type insanity. We're talking "gibbelsig a barnacle beam junior, tiddly biddly biddly" insanity.
(@LΦ`) Shut yer tiddly biddly, Gibbelsig.
WHO'RE YOU CALLING ZOMBIEPA?!
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( EΦE) He gets crankier and crankier by the hour. BTW that birdshot is a pain in the ass.
( LΦ`) And so concludes my lesson on shitty threads. Any questions, Junior?
(EΝE) I love you, grandpa.
( E-E) ...andpa, it's time to wake up...
( E-E) GRANDPA!
( E-E) Ah, you're awake at last. I thought you'd never get up.
( E-E) WAKE UP GRANDPA
( E-E) YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE FUN
( E-E) Of course. I'm not going to convince him of anything at the moment. He's asleep and clearly can't hear me.
( E-E) Grandpa sure talks a lot in his sleep.
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( LΦ`) Understand, Junior?
( E-E) Junior, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but Grandpa's gone to the Big Sleep.
(EΝE) Grandpa, how come Mom said you were good in bed? Are you good at sleeping?
( E-E) Grandpa, what's your training scheme?
( LΦ`) Well, I start with 2000 Hindu squats. I might tell you the rest if you can do 500 of them.
(EΝE) Grandpa, which Pokemon do you like the most? I like my level 42 Charizard.
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(EΝE) That's nothing, grandpa. I can do 1000 Hispanic squats.
( LΦ`) I wasn't telling you to do the squats, Junior.
( E-E) ...495, 496, 4-9-7, 4----
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( LΦ`) Shame, I was looking forward to revealing my training scheme.
( E-E) O.K, now 498... 499... 500... Done. Now for the rest of that scheme?
( E-E) Grandpa, why the hell are you making me do situps when you can give me the scheme NOW?
(EΝE) Dude, shut the fuck up.
( E-E) Ok, here goes...1...2...3...
( LΦ`) Junior, I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap! Such dirty language!
(`EΝE) FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
( E-E) 132... 133... 134...
( E-E) Junior, just stop. You're not intelligent enough to be edgy.