( ´ω`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.

(・∀・) Shut up, Grandpa. I love her.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...WHITE MITTENS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Do you like them, Junior?

(・∀・) Well, Natumi and Darkpa and BU-N and George and Oppai-Oppai and...

(・∀・) of all the Deus ex Machina we've used, this ranks at the bottom.

( ・-・) I haven't touched her.

( ´ω`) Don't worry, Junior. If I've learned anything in my long life, it's that no matter how far you sink, there are always greater depths to plumb.

( ´ω`) Let's fight to the death to see which pa is better!
（　｀ハ´） I've waited for this day my whole life...

(・∀・) GEMU...SUTATO!!!!!

( ´ω`) Nice Engrish, Junior.

( ・-・) WELCOME BACK TO THE STAGE OF HISTORY

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( ´ω#) No fair! I was distracted!

( ´ω`) Because it's a legendary thread.

& ...?

( ´ω`) Because you're small and ugly.

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(>A<) What did you do with Grandpa, Nida!?

　　（ ´ω`） Up here, Junior.
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( ＞Ａ＜) THE MASK TALKS?!?!??
<丶｀∀´> interesting 〜nida

( ・-・) ROUND 2... FIGHT!!

( ・∀・) Wait, so who won the first round?
( ´ω`) I did, of course.
（　｀ハ´） Lies. I was clearly the victor.

( ・∀・) Grandpa, why aren't they moving? This is kind of boring.

( ´ω`) Action shots.

(・∀・) Why don't you do an action shot, Grandpa?

(・∀・) Great! I thought you were only a head.

( ´ω`) I'm always ahead.

(・∀・) Grandpa, I am a spy who is triple-crossing the American, Chinese, Russian, and Japanese governments, armed with several nuclear warheads and suicide martyrs fully capable of taking out the very framework of these countries alone within seconds. That alone is only the front of a hidden plan, as I have ulterior motives as to why I'm maniuplating world affairs and several headstrong powers within the U.N. as well as other underground organizations and committees.

(・∀・) So anyway Grandpa, I was wondering if you had any cool stories similar to mine?

( ´ω`) I accidentally started WWI. There I was, sipping coffee at a nice Sarajevo Starbucks when my eyes spied this splendid carriage entering the street. Twas that pompous ass Archduke Ferdinand. A fidgety looking fella the next table over began rooting in his bag and I figured must be a bomb or something since every hates that pompous ass Archduke Ferdinand. So I bellowed 'Mein gott! Bomben und granaten, Kapitän Haddock! Gott straffe England! Achtung!' Well, the carriage stopped and began backing out. While everybody else dived for cover at my commanding voice the fidgety fella began running away from me towards that pompous ass Archduke Ferdinand. With shaky hands I drew my Colt .45 and tried to put some lead poison in the villain's crooked back. Sadly I missed and hit that pompous ass Archduke Ferdinand instead. I noticed the true villain had stopped and quickly tackled him, dispensing of the incriminating evidence by surreptiously slipping my gun into his coat pocket. Thus, due to my overexcited youthful disposition I would be the cause of WWI and ultimately WW2. For good measure we can add the Cold War.

( ´ω`) So, Junior, I walked the walk, you can only do the talk.

( ´ω`)つ☆ Oh yes, I also got this medal for apprehending the villain singlehandedly.

(・∀・)つ∴ That's nothing! Take a look at this meda∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵

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( ・-・) GRANDPA WINS

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( ・∀・)彡　（　｀ハ´）Was there ever any doubt?

( ・-・) DARKPA WINS

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　　　　　（ ´ω` ） 　Who wants cock for dinner？
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(・∀・) Why does it look like you're still holding the top of a bag, Grandpa?

( ・-・) CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

( ´ω) junior quicj gte ( ´ω)fire pantce junior jujnior JUNIROOO

( ・-・) I'm sorry Junior but Grandpa has been a gibbering retard the whole time.

(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・)WOBWOB(v-∀・)(・a・)(・A・)(・m∀m・)
( ´ω`) I need the pillsNOW JBGIAKGKEOSTJAS GIBBELSIG

(・ω・) Sorry, I pushed the red button again.

(・∀・) ...again?!

(・ω・) I said I was sorry.

( ´ω`) Idiot.

( ・-・) And chaos returns to order once again.

( ⌒-⌒) Hey grandpa, I sold all your alchohol to teenagers for massively inflated prices.

(・ω・) I'm gonna go get a taco.

|ω・) Bye!

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|ω・) ...can I borrow a dollar?

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| < (I don't care, Junior. Go get me some pretzels.)

( ´ω`) fjaifjajgiajiI TAKE NO GROMBLAG PILLS FIREPANCEFIREPANCE

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|　･ิω･ิ) Who are you and what the hell are you doing in my practice?
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|　･ิω･ิ) Listen up you beady-eyed weirdo, if you don't get out now I'm calling security!
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