( ´ω`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

( ´ω`) It was a hell of a lot quieter around here, that's for damn sure.

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　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Hey, that's my thing nya.
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(・∀・) THERE'S A BOMB

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　　(=( ・-・))　Don't worry, it's all a part of my gag. It'll be clear soon enough.
　　/.　V　ﾊ　Anyway, good to see you back.
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Does giving prosthetic head feel like giving real head?

( ´ω`) Yes. Although it doesn't feel real.

( ´ω`) On the other hand, my wife never had a vibrational speed control knob on the back of her head.

(・∀・) Where was it located then?

( ´ω`) It was an external unit, Junior. Back in our day, they were so big that we needed a separate room in the house just to store one.

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(・∀・) Grandpa, did you realize that next thread our power level will be OVER 9000?

( ´ω`) Stop reading 4chan, Junior.

(´ω`) In fact, that goes for all of you.

(・∀・) Grandpa, how do you know it's from 4chan?

( ´ω`) It's got that 4chan stench, Junior.

( ⌒-⌒) Oh don't mind me, my evil farts don't stink that much.

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(・A・) It's getting out of hand!

( ´ω`) Just put it on top of the roomba and let it go clean the kitchen floor.

( ´ω´ω`) JUNIOROROROOROROROO

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(・A・) Nothin's happening.

( ω) How do I look, Junior?

(・∀・) Put your eyes back on!

´(ω)` Thos' pills 're strong... or they don't mix with th' beer ..

ω Ah...

(・∀・) Grandpa?!

(・∀・) ...

ヽ(・∀・)ノ kintana kintana
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(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

( ´ω`) It lacked Tanasinn.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the wheel?

( ´ω`) We had to lubricate heavy loads with the blood of slaves if we wanted to shove 'em anywhere.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the pocket calculator?

( ´ω`) I memorized log tables.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the defeat of Ottoman Sultan Bayezid I at the hands of 14th Century Mongol leader Tamerlane?

( ´ω`) It was very lively in the Balkans. Wouldn't be that lively again until that fateful day I was sipping a frappucino in Sarajevo.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before multicellular organisms arose?

( ´ω`) It was a fierce paramecium vs amoeba death match from which only the most cunning could survive. None of us had brains in those days, though, so cunning usually meant lucky.

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you know Fred Flintstone?

( ´ω`) Ah, yes. Big guy, freakishly tiny legs. It's a wonder he could get that car up to highway speeds with those withered little limbs. Fine man to share a beer or three with after a hard day's work.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the formation of the solar system?

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( ・ω・) Don't worry Junior, I'll take over the role of grandpa now!

( ・ω・) Hello, kids!

(・∀・) What was lifelike texture before oppai balls?

( ・ω・) I don't know, I was too busy playing with my dolls.

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) You're useless, I want Grandpa back.

( ´ω`) Hello, kids. I took the battery out of the prosthetic head, so it should'nt be bothering us any more.

( ´ω`) What this post really means is:

( `ω´) QUIT IT WITH ALL THE JUNIOR FIREPANCE CRAP IT'S NOT FUNNY.

(・∀・) Yay, Grandpa!

(・∀・) Now about my solar system question...

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( ´ω`) Ah, yes, back before the solar system formed... I wasn't alive back then, so I can't tell you. Sorry.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does some idiot keep posting you making nonsense sounds?

( ´ω`) He's probably autistic, Junior. Many internet users are.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 400get!

( ´ω`) See? There's one right there.

( ﾟωﾟ) I'M AUTISMPA GUYS!!!

( ´ω`) Go back to Austin, Texaspa.

( ´ω`) And lay off the mescalin, you're not some alcoholic redskin.

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(・∀・) Hey, Grandpa.

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( ´ω`) You're just a candy striper. You can't commit shit.

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(・∀・) Grandpa, do you know gay magic?

( ´ω`) Gibbelsig masterfarts?
(・∀・) No, Grandpa! Gay magic!

( ´ω`) Ask 4chan.

(・∀・) I asked them about it, they just said "I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK."

( ´ω`) Well, there's your answer.

(・∀・) I don't get it.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I was told "Tits or GTFO Mittens!"

( ´ω`) 4chan is not for kids or educated intelligent people. It's for basement dwelling retards like Clonepa.

(・ω・) I like my basement. It's cool and quiet.

(・ω・) lol buttsechs o rly towercat teh rei lol

(・ω・) sorry, sometimes I get 4chan waves.

( ´ω`) Go to hell, crapass.

(・ω・) zomg teh rei
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(・∀・) GRAAAANDPAAAAA
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens!

( ´ω`) Sigh. Thread's all yours, idiots. I'm out of here.

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( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) aw, he took the fun out of it.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mibbelsig!
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( ・-・) That tears it. I don't care how much paperwork it is, I'm having this entire thread commited. I'll be back with the relevant authorities.

<´∀｀> Im gonna nuke you.

( ´ω`) Commit anything yet?
( ・-・) We ain't committed shit!

( ´ω`) I hate faggots.

( ´ω`) And The Gays can go to The Hell.

( ´ω`) and the illusionists

( ・-・) doctor I NEED MY PILLS GIBBBELSIG!!!!! FIREPANCE!!!!

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|　･ิω･ิ) Here's some cyanide. Take two and call me in the afterlife.
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( ・-・) つ・
( ・o・)・ノ
( ・-・) -Gulp!-
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( ・-・) Thanks, doc.

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( ・-・) bye everybody!

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( ´ω`) Thanks, son.

(　･ิω･ิ) No problem, Dad.

(・∀・) Grandpa, how can this thread recover from such a massive derail?

( ´ω`) Just start asking questions again, Junior. It'll be just like old times!

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( ´ω`) Cyanide can't kill me!

( ´ω`) -urk-
( ´ω`) Wait, i guess it can.
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( ´ω`) Fooled you, didn't I? I used to do that one at parties all the time in the 40's. Now about those questions, Junior...

( ´ω`) ...they'll have to wait for late-urk!-
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( ´ω`) Nevermind, Junior. The thread is truly lost.

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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Grandpa, can I take the pills?