( ´ω`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.

(☆ ﾟ∀ﾟ) Look at mine!
(☆ ﾟ∀ﾟ) kyaaaaaaa
( ﾟ∀ﾟ☆) uheeee
(☆ ﾟ∀ﾟ☆) aaa〜 junia-chaaaaaaan

(#・∀・) firepance
( ´ω`) firepance
( ﾟωﾟ) firepance
( ・ω・) firepance
( ⌒-⌒) firepance
（　｀ハ´）firepance
（ ＾ω＾）firepance
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) firepance
(☆ ﾟ∀ﾟ) firepance
( ・-・) firepance
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) firepance

(#・∀・) spoobnumby
( ´ω`) spoobnumby
( ﾟωﾟ) spoobnumby
( ・ω・) spoobnumby
( ⌒-⌒) spoobnumby
（　｀ハ´）spoobnumby
（ ＾ω＾）spoobnumby
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) spoobnumby
(☆ ﾟ∀ﾟ) spoobnumby
( ・-・) spoobnumby
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) spoobnumby

　 Λ__Λ
　（　ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not into the whole group shouting activity thing.
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　 Λ__Λ
　（　ﾟ mﾟ） spoobnumby
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( ・-・) Yes, technically it should be "I couldn't care less" but both variants are apparently accepted. Don't ask me.

( ・-・) Wait, we've talked on this long enough.

( ・-・) Take your pills and that spoobnumby'll be fixed right up!

( ´ω`) You said spoobnumby too, you idiot.

( ´ω`) And there doesn't seem to be any pills left.

( ω´ω`) ahgah spoobnumby

( ´ω`) junior spoobnumby a firepance gibbelsig ux ux feeboobahboo bimwap ia ia JUNIOR BISPLAG JUNIOOOOOR

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you do a lot of GAY MAGIC in your day?

(・∀・) 'kay. Grandpa, did you do a lot of MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS in your day?

( ´ω`) No, Junior, I do not do MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS.
( ´ω`) And we're not getting a cat either.
( ´ω`) Boku boku boku?

( ´ω`) TONIGHT WE DINE IN /DQN/

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／　　　　　ヽ
!　 !　人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 　乂-‐　−! i
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ　Welcome to DQN, how may I take your order?
　　｀｀フ　i´
　 　 / ＼ﾉ.ゝ
　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
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∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

(・∀・) I want a little sister!

(☆ ﾟ∀ﾟ) I'm your little sister〜!

(・∀・) Alright. Let's play fucking like Mom and Dad!

(☆ ﾟ∀ﾟ) OW hey what the hell!

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／　　　　　ヽ
!　 !　人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 　乂-‐　−! i
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ　Try not to get any on the carpet
　　｀｀フ　i´
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　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
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∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

( ´ω`) In my day, we didn't rape our sisters. You kids these days...

(・∀・) Grandpa, what did you PLAY in your day?

( ´ω`) I here by insert a witty remark with word play.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life before life ?

( ´ω`) I don't remember.

(☆ ﾟ∀ﾟ) a field trip
(☆ ﾟ∀ﾟ) a field trip
(☆ ﾟ∀ﾟ) a field trip

( ´ω`) I don't remember.

(・∀・) Grandpa, do I have to go to school?

( ´ω`) I don't ... WAIT, Fuck yeah!

(・∀・) Darn!

(☆ ﾟ∀ﾟ) Spoobnumby a firepance gibbelsig, Junior!

( ω´ω`) ahgah spoobnumby

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is my little sister such a retard?

( ´ω`) You don't have a little sister, Junior.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is my bigger sister such a retard?

Then, what's that thing?
(・∀・)つ(☆ ﾟ∀ﾟ)

( ´ω`) OH GOD IT HAS RETURNED

(☆ ﾟ∀ﾟ) Grandpa, I'm going to kill you and see how Junior responds
( ´ω`) aww jeez not this shit again

( XωX)
(・∀・) Oh, Grandpa's dead. I'm leaving.

~ Fin ~

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(☆ ﾟ∀ﾟ) GRANDPA WAKE UP YOU'RE MISSING THE FUN

(・∀・) GRANDPA I NEED MY PILLS
(A・A・) SPOOBNUMBY

(☆ ﾟ∀ﾟ) Gibbelsig?
(A・A・) yes a gibbelsig firepance sizterer PILLS
(☆ ﾟ∀ﾟ) Feeboobahboo!
(A・A・) bimwap bisplag.
(☆ ﾟ∀ﾟ) Gromblag, ux ux ux gibbelsig a slorpadig?
( ´ω`) Dahgarling, a firepance!
(☆ ﾟ∀ﾟ) AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

<丶｀∀´> I demand apology juice for that nida!

( ´ω`) It's not my fault you don't speak English. Just take your firepants and get the hell out of my country!

<丶｀∀´> Feeboobahboo bimwap!

( ´ω`) Damn foreigners. We should have killed you all back in the war.
(・∀・) In school they told us genocide was bad.
( ´ω`) Don't use big words Junior, or you'll catch on fire.

(・∀・) In church they speak King James English. Are those big words too? Will the church catch fire soon?

(・ω・) An excess of obfuscated verbiage will initiate immolation of your personage.

( ´ω`) Shut the fuck up, clonepa.

We will merge as one, Grandpa, then we'll rule all of DQN!
(・ω・ ´ω`) Wha...

• FLASH -

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`) Well, it's not like it made any bit of difference. He's technically me and a much younger version of me.

(・∀・) So does that mean you're a crapass too?

( ⌒-⌒) Grandpa has always been a crapass.

( ´ω`) We all crap from our asses Junior. Well, at least I think we do.

(・ω・ ´ω`) aagghhhh
(・ω・) FREEDOM!!!

(・ω・) Yeah, I went there. That's how I roll.

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(´ω`) ☆
　⊂彡☆))ω・) < ow sorry ow ow ow sorry ow
　　☆

(・ω・ ・ω・) aagghhhh
(・ω・) FREEDOM!!! (・ω・)

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(´ω`) ☆))ω・) < ow sorry ow ow ow sorry ow
　⊂彡☆))ω・) < ow sorry ow ow ow sorry ow
　　☆

( ´ω`) desu

( ´ω`) Sorry about that. Flashback. From the war, y'know.

(・∀・) The Clones War?

( ´ω`) No, that other one. You know, with the clones?

(・∀・) The War of the Clones?

(・ω・) Clonepa Vs. Grandpa, I think.

(・∀・) Who won?
(・ω・) When you're fighting yourself, everyone wins.

( ´ω`) Ignore him, he's just bitter that he lost.

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( ☆ ﾟ∀ﾟ) ☆
　⊂彡☆))∀・)
　　☆

(・∀・) Grandpa, what does "spoobnumby" mean?

( ´ω`) How the hell would I know? It's not a real word like spoonbumpy.

(・∀・) Well What does spoonbumby mean?

( ´ω`) Junior, what was life like before the internet?

(・∀・) Grandpa, what would your theme song be?
(・∀・) Mine would be "Canadian Idiot!"

(・ω・) Who is on fire?

( ´ω`) Junior.

(・A・) OH GOD HELP!
(・A・) FIRE PANTS!

( ´ω`) I told you that's what happens when you tell lies.

(・∀・) Tsukurimashou, tsukurimashou?
(・∀・) Sate sate nani ga, dekiru ka na?
(・∀・) Hai, dekimashita!

( ´ω`) Stop speaking in moonlanguage Junior. It makes Jesus sad.
(・∀・) Who is Jesus?

( ´ω`) One of the most legendary NEETs.

( ´ω`) Eeeee, Junia-san...a-aishi-
( ´ω`) I MADE JESUS CRY OH SHI-

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( ´ω`) Meh, I was a Pastafarian anyway.

(・∀・) Did you make Pastafaria Junior cry too?

( ´ω`) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
( ´ω`) You know we have a wiki, right?

(・∀・) You know you didn't answer my question, right?