( LΦ`) I'm way ahead of my time.
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( LΦ`) Quit staring like that. You're creeping out your grandfather.
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(EΝE) nurupo
(EΝE) wait, who's driving?
( LΦ`) I'm driving. I'm always driving this thread.
i E-Ej Wrong. I control this thread. I CONTROL THIS ENTIRE BOARD.
(EΝE) No wonder DQN's gone to hell.
[ ¤...¤ ] HELLO, EVERYBODY.
[@ ¤..¤n WHERE IS THAT MITTEN CRAZY ENTITY. I HAVE COME FROM THE FUTURE TO ASSASSINATE HIM BEFORE HE CREATES THE END OF THE WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT.
(EΝE) Why? 5000 came and went already.
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(EAE) Mittens is a trap?
[@¤..¤ n MITTENS ITSELF IS NOT A TRAP. MITTENS AS IT IS WILL ATTEMPT TO CREATE THE ULTIMATE PAIR OF MITTENS IN ALL THE EXISTANCE OF TIME.
[@¤..¤ n IT WILL BECOME SENTIENT, AND KILL EMPRESS REI, DESTROYING ALMOST ALL OTHER ENTITIES TO CREATE A NEW WORLD, A WORLD OF LIVING MITTENS.
[@¤..¤ n ONLY A FEW SURVIVED, FORMING A SMALL RESISTANCE. THEY CANNOT FIGHT FOR MUCH LONGER. THEY CREATED ME TO GO BACK IN TIME AND PREVENT THE WAR, AND THE CREATION OF THE ULTIMATE MITTEN
[ ¤...¤ n IT IS NO SECRET THAT THE MITTENS HAS AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH MITTENS. IT WILL DESIRE TO TURN ITSELF INTO A REAL, SENTIENT MITTEN. THAT IS THE END OF ALL..
( LΦ`) You dweebs are ridiculous. It's almost as if your attention spans are growing every day.
( LΦ`) As for mine...
( LΦ`)! Wait, what was I...
(LΦ` ) Oh yeah, alchol..
(LΦ` ) N..no wait. Zzzzzz
( LΦ`) I think the wolves finally ate the last one, Junior.
( LΦ`) Guess I'll have to whip up a new batch sometime.
(EΦE) ...im right here guys
( LΦ`) ....aaaaaand the new batch is ready.
(EΝE) Granpa,where are clonepas made?
( LΦ`) Quit calling me that Junior, I'm not your "granpa", I'm your grandpa. Grandpa. You can do it, it's not that hard.
(EΝE) Oh right, sorry granpa.
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( E-E) So, Cramps, howzit goin?
( E-E) Aww, don't be like that, homeslice!!!
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(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before this thread started to suck due to running out of original and unique content?
(EΝE) Wait, nevermind. I've already read that line... What page are we on?
(EΝE) Grandpa, how complex is the new node texturing system in Lightwave 9.2?
( LΦ`) Read the fucking manual, Junior.
(EΝE) Where can I find a torrent of the manual?
( LΦ`) Wherever google search results can be found junior.
(EΝE) Where can I find googles to get results? They do nothing, Grandpa!
(EΝE) Er, I mean Granpa.
( ί€ί) Just passing by!
( ί€ί) Is this the place where the legendary GranPops is?
( ί€ί)=ό)`Λί) Hey GranPops! Check out my punch!
( ί€ί) Okay, bye!
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(EΝE) Cool.
( LΦ`) Junior, penis does not go in Beady Eyes
( LΦ`) Next time, use a knife.
(EΝE) Dammit, Gramps, it's a fist. A FIST. If you weren't older than the universe I'd guess you were twelve.
( LΦ`) You call that a fist?
( LΦ`)ρ)AE) THIS IS TOO MUCH METAL FOR ONE HEAD!
)AE) ... you put a dent in my face!
( LΦ`)ρ)AE) Here, use this to fill in the dent.
)A) The sunglasses, they do nothing!
()Ν() vrooom!
()Ν() Grandpa, I have BOOBIES for eyes!
( LΦ`) who fucking cares?
()Ν() The boobies, they do nothing!
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( E-E) Sounds suspiciously like you came.
( 0_0) SMILE MORE, DAMMIT.
( LΦ`) Okay, nap time, kiddies.
(LΦ` ) Grandpa needs a drink, you see.
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@( E-E)ΒI -Damn, some glue and the glass is whole again.
( LΦ`) A wine cooler? You're drinking a wine cooler?
( LΦ`) What a pussy.
(EΝE) Fag-a-BEEFY!
( E-E) This is madness.
(EΝE) No, it's midnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait!
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(EΝE) Grandpa, even I don't understand this thread anymore.
( LΦ`) It will all make sense to you in a matter of...
( LΦ`) Well I'm not at liberty to say
( LΦ`)In the mean time, this is where I jack off
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( E-E) It's alright Junior, you can jerk off.
(EΝE)... aren't you dead?
( E-E) I returned as your disembodied conscience.
(EΝE) You don't look very disembodied to me.
( E-E) That's from all the acid.
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( E-E) "lesbo blowjobs?" What?
(EΝE) Becuase his name is Jack Lesbo.
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(EΝE) Grandpa, why I have no friends coming to my house any more?
( ί ί) GrandPa won't kick me! He thinks I'm a good influence on you, Junior. Do you want to fuck?
(EΝE) Grandpa, why are all the people coming to our house complete idiots?
( LΦ`) Because you want Mittens.
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(EΝE) Grandpa, Jimbo Whales seems pretty cool.
( EΝ( > <) Oh, disregard that.
( LΦ`) Aimai centi sore puni-tte koto kai? Cho!
(EΝE) Wrapping ga seifuku lovery-tte koto nai? Boon!
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( ί ί) Sontokkya chanto release yo I say (Hoo) I say (Hoo) tanima ni
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Hey, daddy-o. I'm just gonna chill here for awhile if that;s cool with you dudes.
( LΦ`) It's all yours. I hear my old friend alcohol beckoning again.
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( E-E) Oh, the old leaving to get drunk gag, yeah that's breaking new ground there.
( E-E) I try to bring fresh new material to this thread and am tormented for it, but good ol' gramps can do the same crap over and over and over and over and over and over and over and the people love it.
(EΝE) Your "fresh new material" sucked ass, you dipshit.
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( ಠmƣ) I say, get back to the pub and bring me my Daiquiri Grenadine, wench.
( LΦ`) I leave to get drunk but it turns out I have to babysit you guys after all.
( ά-ά) Beady eyes.... you have no friends.
( E-E) Well, your farts smell!
( ά - ά ) JIGGLYPUFF IS EVOLVING
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(EΝE) Haha, pwned you, Grandpa! PWNED!11