[Part 9] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 06:57

( LƒΦ`) I'm way ahead of my time.

301 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 17:45

( (EΝE) )

302 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 21:17

( LƒΦ`) Quit staring like that. You're creeping out your grandfather.

303 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 21:38

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304 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 22:15

(@Ν@) dizzy...

305 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 23:28

(EΝE) nurupo

306 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 23:53

(EΝE) wait, who's driving?

307 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 00:51

<RMΝL> This is gonna hurt, nida.

308 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 13:23

( LƒΦ`) I'm driving. I'm always driving this thread.

309 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 16:20

i E-Ej Wrong. I control this thread. I CONTROL THIS ENTIRE BOARD.

310 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 17:05

(EΝE) No wonder DQN's gone to hell.

311 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 17:47

[ ¤...¤ ] HELLO, EVERYBODY.

[@ ¤..¤n WHERE IS THAT MITTEN CRAZY ENTITY. I HAVE COME FROM THE FUTURE TO ASSASSINATE HIM BEFORE HE CREATES THE END OF THE WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT.

312 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 18:47

(EΝE) Why? 5000 came and went already.

(EΝE) ...

(EAE) Mittens is a trap?

313 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 19:02

[@¤..¤ n MITTENS ITSELF IS NOT A TRAP. MITTENS AS IT IS WILL ATTEMPT TO CREATE THE ULTIMATE PAIR OF MITTENS IN ALL THE EXISTANCE OF TIME.

[@¤..¤ n IT WILL BECOME SENTIENT, AND KILL EMPRESS REI, DESTROYING ALMOST ALL OTHER ENTITIES TO CREATE A NEW WORLD, A WORLD OF LIVING MITTENS.

[@¤..¤ n ONLY A FEW SURVIVED, FORMING A SMALL RESISTANCE. THEY CANNOT FIGHT FOR MUCH LONGER. THEY CREATED ME TO GO BACK IN TIME AND PREVENT THE WAR, AND THE CREATION OF THE ULTIMATE MITTEN

[ ¤...¤ n IT IS NO SECRET THAT THE MITTENS HAS AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH MITTENS. IT WILL DESIRE TO TURN ITSELF INTO A REAL, SENTIENT MITTEN. THAT IS THE END OF ALL..

314 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 00:42

( LƒΦ`) You dweebs are ridiculous. It's almost as if your attention spans are growing every day.

315 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 01:43

( LƒΦ`) As for mine...

( LƒΦ`)! Wait, what was I...

(LƒΦ` ) Oh yeah, alchol..

(LƒΦ` ) N..no wait. Zzzzzz

316 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 15:51

(EΝE) Granpa, whatever happend to clonepa?

317 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 16:43

( LƒΦ`) I think the wolves finally ate the last one, Junior.

( LƒΦ`) Guess I'll have to whip up a new batch sometime.

318 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 17:28

(EƒΦE) ...im right here guys

319 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 19:21

( LƒΦ`) ....aaaaaand the new batch is ready.

320 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 19:27

(EΝE) Granpa,where are clonepas made?

321 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 19:35

( LƒΦ`) Quit calling me that Junior, I'm not your "granpa", I'm your grandpa. Grandpa. You can do it, it's not that hard.

(EΝE) Oh right, sorry granpa.

( LƒΦ`)

322 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 19:47

( E-E) So, Cramps, howzit goin?

323 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 20:09

( LƒΦ`) It's been a while but...



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324 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 21:16

( E-E) Aww, don't be like that, homeslice!!!

325 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 21:30

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326 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 21:33

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327 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 22:02


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328 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 07:05

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before this thread started to suck due to running out of original and unique content?

(EΝE) Wait, nevermind. I've already read that line... What page are we on?

329 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 07:45

( LƒΦ`) The front page junior, we read this book in japanese fashion. Back, to front.

330 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 15:16

(EΝE) Grandpa, how complex is the new node texturing system in Lightwave 9.2?

331 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 15:30

( LƒΦ`) Read the fucking manual, Junior.

332 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 17:30

(EΝE) Where can I find a torrent of the manual?

333 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 18:37

( LƒΦ`) Wherever google search results can be found junior.

334 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 21:53

(EΝE) Where can I find googles to get results? They do nothing, Grandpa!

(EΝE) Er, I mean Granpa.

335 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 00:47

( ߁€ί) Just passing by!
( ߁€ί) Is this the place where the legendary GranPops is?
( ߁€ί)=ό)`ƒΛί) Hey GranPops! Check out my punch!
( ߁€ί) Okay, bye!

336 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 02:00

(EΝE) ...

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(EΝE) Cool.

337 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 02:25

( LƒΦ`) Junior, penis does not go in Beady Eyes

338 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 03:05

( LƒΦ`) Next time, use a knife.

339 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 03:06

(EΝE) Dammit, Gramps, it's a fist. A FIST. If you weren't older than the universe I'd guess you were twelve.

340 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 05:39

( LƒΦ`) You call that a fist?

( LƒΦ`)“ρœ)AE) THIS IS TOO MUCH METAL FOR ONE HEAD!

341 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 12:23

)AE) ... you put a dent in my face!

342 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 19:27

( LƒΦ`)“ρœ)AE) Here, use this to fill in the dent.

343 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 21:02

œ)Aœ) The sunglasses, they do nothing!

344 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 22:24

(œ)Ν(œ) vrooom!

345 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 23:01

(œ)Ν(œ) Grandpa, I have BOOBIES for eyes!

346 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 23:19

( LƒΦ`) who fucking cares?

347 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 01:05

(œ)Ν(œ) The boobies, they do nothing!

348 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 05:27

( LƒΦ`) ...

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349 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 17:30

(EΝE) DESU

350 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 17:39

( E-E) Sounds suspiciously like you came.

351 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 18:58

( 0_0) SMILE MORE, DAMMIT.

352 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 22:18

( LƒΦ`) Okay, nap time, kiddies.

(LƒΦ` ) Grandpa needs a drink, you see.

353 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 09:37

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@( E-E)‚ΒI -Cheers Cramps!

354 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 09:38

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@( E-E)‚ΒI -Damn, some glue and the glass is whole again.

355 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 11:02

( LƒΦ`) A wine cooler? You're drinking a wine cooler?

( LƒΦ`) What a pussy.

356 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 11:10

(EΝE) Fag-a-BEEFY!

357 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 16:55

( E-E) This is madness.

(EΝE) No, it's midnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait!

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358 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 02:20

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359 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 02:21

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360 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 02:23

( LƒΦ`) Dammit! Double post!

361 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 02:27

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362 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 05:50

(EΝE) Grandpa, even I don't understand this thread anymore.

363 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 07:07

( LƒΦ`) It will all make sense to you in a matter of...
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364 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 07:23

( E-E) It's alright Junior, you can jerk off.

365 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 11:44

(EΝE)... aren't you dead?

366 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 13:59

( E-E) I returned as your disembodied conscience.

367 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 14:22

(EΝE) You don't look very disembodied to me.

368 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 15:49

( E-E) That's from all the acid.

369 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 20:36

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( E-E) "lesbo blowjobs?" What?

370 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 22:04

(EΝE) Becuase his name is Jack Lesbo.

371 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 19:26

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„Ÿ„Ÿ =ίi LƒΦ`j@ ί@Who the fuck let you in here?!@@ @
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372 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 19:55

(EΝE) Grandpa, why I have no friends coming to my house any more?

373 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 21:41

( ί ƒŽί) GrandPa won't kick me! He thinks I'm a good influence on you, Junior. Do you want to fuck?

374 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 22:22

(EΝE) Grandpa, why are all the people coming to our house complete idiots?

375 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 23:36

( LƒΦ`) Because you want Mittens.

376 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 01:55

(EΝE) ???

377 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 03:57

(EΝE) Grandpa, Jimbo Whales seems pretty cool.

378 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 05:09

( EΝ( > ƒŽ<) Oh, disregard that.

379 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 16:08

( LƒΦ`) Aimai centi sore puni-tte koto kai? Cho!
(EΝE) Wrapping ga seifuku lovery-tte koto nai? Boon!
i E-EjGanbacchau yatyattyau?

( ί ƒŽί) Sontokkya chanto release yo I say (Hoo) I say (Hoo) tanima ni

@@@@@@(EΝE)@@@i E-Ej
( LƒΦ`) Darling darling please! ( ί ƒŽί)

380 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 16:08

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381 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 01:45

( LƒΦ`) ...and that was the exact moment people stopped caring about my threads.

382 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 08:41

i E-EjYou mean we cared to begin with?

383 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 12:53

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Hey, daddy-o. I'm just gonna chill here for awhile if that;s cool with you dudes.

384 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 12:59

( LƒΦ`) It's all yours. I hear my old friend alcohol beckoning again.

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385 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 14:30

( E-E) Oh, the old leaving to get drunk gag, yeah that's breaking new ground there.

( E-E) I try to bring fresh new material to this thread and am tormented for it, but good ol' gramps can do the same crap over and over and over and over and over and over and over and the people love it.

386 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 14:30

(EΝE) Your "fresh new material" sucked ass, you dipshit.

387 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 18:29

( E-E) Did not! That whole "Wake Up, Grandpa" bit would have been hi-fuckin-larious if you buttscratchers had played along!

388 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 18:34

(EΝE) Did you clear it with the Grandpa Thread Oversight Committee?

389 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 18:36

( E-E) GTOC wouldn't return my calls.

390 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 23:38

(EΝE) Not surprising. You're non-union, so you're nothing.

391 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 03:21

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392 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 07:49

( ಠmƣ) I say, get back to the pub and bring me my Daiquiri Grenadine, wench.

393 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 00:40

( LƒΦ`) I leave to get drunk but it turns out I have to babysit you guys after all.

394 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 21:45

( ά-ά) Ahhhhh, the fetid stench of thread failure brings me back into existence once again!

395 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 21:46

( E-E) Back off! The elders said I get to ruin this thread!!

396 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 22:44

( ά-ά) Beady eyes.... you have no friends.

397 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 22:50

( E-E) Well, your farts smell!

398 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 02:55

( ά - ά ) JIGGLYPUFF IS EVOLVING

399 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 19:38

( LƒΦ`) 399

400 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 19:39

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( LƒΦ(EΝE) 400 GET!!

(EΝE) Haha, pwned you, Grandpa! PWNED!11

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