( LƒÖ`) I'm way ahead of my time.
|ƒÖ` ) BTW, 900GET!
|œc pkunk
(EÍE)Grandpa where do babies come from?
( LƒÖ`) The fiery pits of Hell.
(EÍE) So where do fetuses come from, then?
( LƒÖ`) The devil delivers them to women who've sinned in the eyes of God. Duhhh...
(EÍE) But you told me there is no God! There is only Grandpa!
( LƒÖ`) Yeah, but I'm letting him run things since I'm too lazy to do it myself.
(EÍE) But how can he run things if he doesn't exist?
( LƒÖ`) I'll google it and get back to you on that.
( LƒÖ`) zzzzz
(EÍE)Wake up Grandpa!
( LƒÖ`) Durrr hurrr hurrr I like cocks.
(EÍE) Grandpa, if we are living in a material world and Madonna is a material girl, did that make Sean Penn a material boy?
( LƒÖ`) That's immaterial.
(EÍE)Grandpa why don't I have a penis?
( LƒÖ`) Because you're a girl Junior.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) You never noticed this before, kid?
( E-E) . . .
(EÍE) Oh, really? Well..I'll just be going into my room...
|ÍE) and I'll never come back out again <3~
|œc Bye!
(-__-) Really, it's not so bad... You should try it too Grandpa....
wait, what am I doing out here?
( LƒÖ`) What the hell are you replying to?
( E-E) Can I touch your boobs, Junior?
( E-E) Also, could you explain to all of us how you hope to maintain a romantic relationship with Mittens?
(EÍE) What?
( E-E) So anyway, what are you going to do for the next 75 posts?
(EÍE) I don't have a romantic relationship with anyone, Beady.
(EÍE) Grandpa, do you know any miners?
( LƒÖ`) I know you, Junior. You're a minor.
( LƒÖ`) ...
i MƒnLj Is that "know" in the biblical sense?
( ß ƒŽß)
( ß -ß) ....
(ß- ß )
( LƒÖ`) Mittens?
( ß -ß) I thought this was the Grandpa thread. My mistake.
(ß- ß ) Bye.
( LƒÖ`) Just as planned.
(EÍE) You say that every time something strange happens, Grandpa.
( E-E) He just can't admit something went wrong.
( EÍE) Can't admit mistakes... Grandpa, are you a Republican?
( LƒÖ`) Hell no. Hey junior can I touch you inappropriately?
( LƒÖ`) Jesus told me to, so I'm sure it won't hurt.
(EÍE) Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
( LƒÖ`) Shut the fuck up.
( LƒÖ`) Masturbating to your own post again, eh?
( E-E) You expected Junior to do any less, in light of the recent discovery?
(EÍE) Grandpa the end of the thread is coming soon! What will we do to celebrate?
( LƒÖ`) Shut the fuck up, is what.
( LƒÖ`) .... And clean your hands before touching my remote.
( LƒÖ`) .... And clean your hands before touching my remote.
(EÍE) I'll touch the fucking remote after I've came on my HANDS TEN FUCKING TIMES you old fart!
(EÍE) By the way, we're about to hit over 9000 Grandpa posts in all. Guess I'll break a scouter or something.
( E-E) Don't worry Gramps, it's not like he's menstruating all over the remote.
( LƒÖ`) You shouldn't say things like that. You might give him... or her... ideas. And then I'd have to deal with it in my own particular way, which I haven't had to use since the war.
(EÍE) 950 GET ! ! !
( E-E) ooooh! bayonets!! And I can get my sword back at my house!
( LƒÖ`) Really. Shut the fuck up.
(EÍE) Grandpa, are you any good at Halo? I need more people in my leet clan on Xbox Live.
( LƒÖ`) ... What? You mean Maze War. Nobody can beat me at Maze War...
( E-E) The only reason no-one can beat you is because nobody else even plays it.
( LƒÖ`) My grandson plays it...
( LƒÖ`) Making him a nobody...
( LƒÖ`) Satisfied? Now GTFO
(EÍE) Grandpa, since when did you start using abbreviations?
( LƒÖ`) IDK.
(EÍE) Grandpa, are you steadily becoming retarded?
( LƒÖ`) The Internet will do that to you, Junior. The faster your connection speed, the faster you lose brain cells.
( LƒÖ`) I have taken it upon my avtglvjjx
( LƒÖ`) Sorry. I need more whisky to counteract the effects of this internet.
(EÍE) Grandpa, what's menopause like?
( LƒÖ`) You'll find out soon enough, Junior. Just make sure you buy one of those little handheld fans before then.
(EÍE) It's almost time for GrandpaGrandpa's Bizarre Adventure -PART10-
What? oh you mean Guilty Grandpa X
(EÍE) What? Who said that?
@ @ l
@@iQ_j I did!
( LƒÖ`) That's it, I'm pulling the plug on the "talking shit" gimmick. It's just not connecting with the people.
(EÍE) I don't think the producer will like your going behind his back, Grandpa.
( LƒÖ`) Junior, in this business, there are rights and there are wrongs. And I'm always right.
(EÍE) I don't think we can be considered a business. We don't make any money.
( LƒÖ`) Doesn't that no-good son of mine give you some kind of allowance?
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) I give him one. What are you on to, dad?
(EÍE) I get one all right, one single dollar deposited into my college fund.
(EÍE) Grandpa, will you send me birthday money on a weekly basis?
( LƒÖ`) Only if you pay back with interest during the weekly Christmas.
(EÍE) Wlil do.
(EÍE) See you whenever September finally ends.
( LƒÖ`) This endless September...
~ Grandpa no naku Koro ni
@@PPPPPPPPP
( E-E) You really need to take your pills, guys.
( LƒÖ`) How about I just take YOU Beady Eyes?
( LƒÖ( EOE)
( E-E) My husband is SO going to kick your ass!
(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Who's gonna kick who in the what now?
( LƒÖ`) Your husband is a weak ass compared to my son. Show him, son...
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) ...
(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Hey bud.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Hey.
(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Wanna go get a beer?
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Sure!
(LƒÖ` ) I'm coming with.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Dad, I'm not 16 anymore. I don't need you following me everywhere.
(EÍE) I didn't know Beady Eyes was gay!!!
( E-E) I'm not a lesbian.
(@¥ิ-¥ิ) You look butch enough to be.
(EÍE) Girls are icky.
(LƒÖ` ) Junior, who told you that?
(EƒÖE) Don't tell him, Junior!
( LƒÖ`) Kool Aid Time in five posts, people.
(EÍE) Hang on, which gender is everybody now?
( E-E) Hurry up and get off the stage, the caterer's here with the food.
( LƒÖ`) I'm way ahead of my time.
(EÍE) Grandpa, are the posts over 9000 yet?
( LƒÖ`) It already was way back. Now run along and play.