[Part 9] ( LƒÖ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 06:57

( LƒÖ`) I'm way ahead of my time.

601 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 03:16

( LƒÖ`) You remind me of me when I was no age.

( LƒÖ`) ...now get the fuck out. You too, beady eyes.

( E-E) Oh you.

602 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 07:04

(EÍE) Grandpa, why are you talking to your beady eyes sock puppet like it's a real person?

603 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 13:04

( LƒÖ`) ( E-E) Because I'm a big dumb poopoo head and I smell. Also I suck.

604 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 13:58

( E-E) Sigh... if only you'd taken your pills when I asked you to...

605 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 14:13

( LƒÖ`) ( E-E) "I really need to shut my stupid mouth."

606 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 16:38

( EƒÖE) You're pathetic, grandpa. Look who's crap-ass now...

607 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 16:59

( LƒÖ`) ( EƒÖE) "Boo hoo hoo I can't wipe my own ass boo hoo hoo"

608 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 17:00

(EÍE) How many of those puppets do you have, Grandpa?

609 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 17:02

( LƒÖ`)(EÍE) "I dunno lol"

610 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 17:18

<˜¤MÍL> Oooh! Do me next!

611 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 17:44

( LƒÖ`)<˜¤MÍL>"I DEMAND APOROGY JUICE-NIDA"

612 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 19:14

( ☼ƒŽಠ) I demand Milk-Plus Synthemesc for me and my three droogs, my dobby chelloveck!

613 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 19:42

<˜¤M„tL> Was it really necessary to stick your hand up my butt?

614 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 22:04

( LƒÖ`) Yes. Yes it was. If you don't want it to happen again, you'll get out of my house right now.

615 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 05:29

( EƒÖE) ( EƒÖE) "Haha! Look who's crap-ass now!"

616 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 07:35

i⊺⁰„DßjAs a staunch grammarian, I find this thread eminently distateful and morally repugnant.

617 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 12:16

( LƒÖ`) i⊺⁰„Dßj "Oooo, I'm so hoity toity."

618 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 17:10

( LƒÖ`) I'm way ahead of my time.

619 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 19:47

( E-E) That isn't saying much when your time was several hundred years ago.

620 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 20:53

(EÍE) 2GETing for later use!

621 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 21:10

i⊺⁰„Dßj Time...

i⊺⁰„Dßj Time is the fire... in which... we burn.

622 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 00:13

(EÍE) Grandpa, tell me a story!

623 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 04:43

( LƒÖ`) Alright, you toddling sapling, but off to bed after that.

( LƒÖ`) Once upon a time long, long ago there lived a handsome, stunning, powerful, rich, intellegent, clever king named Gilgamesh.

( LƒÖ`) Gilgamesh loeved golds. His subjects knew his loev for golds so they brought him lots and lots of golds for presents. The people were happy because Gilgamesh got his golds. His treasury sparkled and glittered like the sun itself with only the flicker of a candle flame.

( LƒÖ`) Even though there is never enough golds, to repay his people he invented a new fun sport. This sport would eventually be named polo. But he played it in a more different and awesome way. Instead of horses people would ride piggy-back. And instead of mallets the players would hit the ball with sticks for a higher, more extreme oldskool challenge rating. He would even occasionally help out newlyweds on their wedding night until his good buddy Enkidu let on that was a faux pas.

( LƒÖ`) And that's how people-polo was invented. Now go to sleep.

624 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 05:23

(EÍE) I thought Gilgamesh fought the monster Humbaba with his friend Enkidu with some help from Shamash.

625 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 05:31

( LƒÖ`) Your parents lied to you.

626 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 19:25

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Stop lying to my kid, dad...

627 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 20:29

(EÍE) Grandpa told another one of his stories again?

628 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 05:07

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) He once told me about the birds and the bees...

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) He got it wrong and out came you.

629 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 14:35

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) One could say you were carried out and was wrong.

630 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 15:19

(EÍE)

631 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 15:28

( LƒÖ`) www

632 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 17:32

( LƒÖ`) One could, could they? Well aren't you clever.

( LƒÖ`) Maybe you'll tell me aboutæˆæTˆæˆæˆaæˆæˆnæˆæˆæˆæˆsæˆæˆæˆæˆæˆnæˆ

633 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 17:40

(*¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) I would prefer not to.

634 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 17:42

( LƒÖ`) Whatever, Bartleby.

635 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 18:07

(EÍE) Grandpa, are you related to Dennis Miller?

636 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 01:41

( LƒÖ`) No, but I am as old as his act.

637 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 04:56

(EÍE) Grandpa, how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

638 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 05:15

( LƒÖ`) If he's already a man before he walks them, I would say none.

639 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 08:56

(⊺œ„D๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

640 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 08:56

(⊺œ„D๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

641 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 09:23

( LƒÖ`) (⊺œ„D๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes Double-Posting in Threads on the Front Page". My double-post duty is now complete. Thank you.

642 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 09:26

(EÍE) Damn, Grandpa. Where'd you learn to make sock puppets so fast?

643 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 09:26

( LƒÖ`) Wikipedia, of course.

644 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 10:43

(EÍE) Grandpa, why do you have so many unused threads?

645 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 11:16

( LƒÖ`) I like new clothes, Junior.

646 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 15:44

@¿_¿
@( E-E)@If you didn't shit up your threads so often, you wouldn't need so many.
c(,_‚•‚•É

647 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 20:18

( LƒÖ`) ( E-E) "I need to make like a tree and painfully rot for hundreds of years before finally exhaling my final breath."

648 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 20:27

( LƒÖ`) So.. Junior. When was the last time you actually asked a question?

649 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 20:36

(EÍE) Post 644, Grandpa.

650 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 05:40

(EÍE) Say, Grandpa, do you like Marimite?

651 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 06:09

( LƒÖ`) Oh I love Marmite. It's an aquired taste alright, but it's delicious on black and blue kangaroo.

652 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 06:10

(EÍE) ...I was talking about the anime, Grandpa. And aren't kangaroos endangered?

653 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 12:53

( LƒÖ`) Anime is garbage, boy. You should be watching Animal Planet.

654 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 12:53

( LƒÖ`) Those meerkats crack me up.

655 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 21:09

(EÍE) Anime is just too high-minded for you, stupid baka.

656 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 21:12

( -ƒÖ-). . .

657 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 00:27

( LƒÖ`) desu desu desu desu desu

658 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 00:32

(EÍE) You're not having a stroke, are you Grandpa?

659 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 00:47

( LƒÖ`) DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

660 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 01:25

( oƒÖ‹) DSFARGEG DSFARGEG DSFARGEG DSFARGEG DSFARGEG DSFARGEG

661 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 01:54

( ◦Í◦) Oh no! I'll call for an ambulance...!

(◦Í◦ ) ...right after I check my inheritance in his will!

662 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 02:04

( LƒÖ`) Sorry, sometimes that ol' plate in my head picks up radio waves.
(LƒÖ` ) ... Inheritance?

663 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 02:29

Ð*ß°ß) Did someone say inheritance?

664 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 02:30

( LƒÖ`) I'm curious about that myself.

665 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 05:47

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) The only thing anyone's going to inherit from him is his bar tab.

666 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 06:43

@@@@@@@THIS SUMMER...
( LƒÖ`)=================

GRANDPA WILL...
=================(EÍE)

@@KILL JUNIOR.

667 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 07:32

(EÍE) Bring it on, old man!

668 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 11:42

( E-E) Directed by Quentin Tarantino, and featuring Samuel L. Jackson!

669 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 12:48

(EÍE) Staring Giko as Junior!

670 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 13:26

@@@@@@@THIS WINTER...
¼“ñ( LƒÖ`)“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ½

GRANDPA WILL...
¼“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ(EÍE)“ñ½

@@ BU-N JUNIOR.

671 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 15:14

@@@@@@@THIS SUMMER...
( LƒÖ`)=================

GRANDPA WILL...
=================(EÍE)

@@*__GET HEATSTROKE.__*

672 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 15:53

@@@@@@@THIS SUMMER...
( LƒÖ`)=================

GRANDPA WILL BE...
=================(EÍE)

@@Tˆæˆæaˆæˆænˆæsˆæˆæn

673 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 18:56

@@@@@@@THIS SUMMER...
( LƒÖ`)=================

GRANDPA WILL...
=================( oƒÖ‹)

@FORGET TO TAKE HIS MEDICATION.

674 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 23:00

( LƒÖ`)( oƒÖ‹) "oh i forgot to take my medicine oh ho ho this is so funny it's absolutely hilarious come on guys laugh hahahaha come on guys"

675 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 23:38

( E-E) Dude that's killer!

676 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 05:41

( xƒÖx)

677 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 06:29

( LƒÖ`) What was my name again?

678 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 13:51

(EÍE) Junior, stop playing around and do your chores.

679 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 15:12

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| / DITTO used TRANSFORM!
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( LƒÖ`) Hello, kids.

680 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 17:00

( LƒÖ`) Fucking Ditto! Get out!
( LƒÖ.) Ditto, dittoAIIIIRRRRRRRRRR

681 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 17:02

¼“ñ“ñ“ñi ಠ_ಠj“ñ“ñ“ñ½ GOOD GRANDPA, YOU LOOK KIND OF COOL

682 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 23:34

( LƒÖ`) You again? I thought we left you for dead on the last thread...

683 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 02:16

¼“ñ“ñ“ñi ?_?j“ñ“ñ“ñ½ Fuck you, get off of my cloud.

684 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 03:31

( LƒÖ`) ! Oh dear. My apolojuice.

685 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 01:01

¼“ñ“ñ“ñi MƒnLj“ñ“ñ“ñ½ Grandpa, you fool, it was me all along! Ahahaha. Your thread structure has been destroyed beyond all hope of repair! What do you say to that?

686 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 04:09

( LƒÖ`) ...we had structure? Why didn't anyone tell me about this?

687 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 04:16

(EÍE) He said structure, Grandpa. Not hips, long-term memory, and regular bowel movements.

688 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 04:24

LOADING ESTEEM BUILDER MODULE...
|EQE| "Hahaha- You are so funny, Junior!"

689 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 06:07

(EÍE) Grandpa, tell me a story about when I was a baby.

690 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 13:04

( LƒÖ`) This one time, when you were a baby, you shit your diaper and then ate some of it.

( LƒÖ`) Then your dad beat you.

691 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 13:05

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Those were good times.

692 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 19:28

(EÍE) No they weren't!

693 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 14:38

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Dad, why didn't you tell me child rearing was this difficult...

694 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 15:50

( LƒÖ`) I enjoy watching you suffer.

695 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 18:42

( LƒÖ`) Also, I'm not really your dad.

696 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 22:01

(EÍE) And I'm not really your son either.

697 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 22:26

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Really? Thank GOD!

698 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 01:31

(¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ Submitted for your approval: the strange case of an ageless man, known only as 'Grandpa'. A crotchety old coot with disdain for everything man holds sacred and a taste for misanthropy. Today, we have witnessed his final descent into the realm of madness. Madness that could have only be quenched with questions. Questions from within his own mind, questions from a daemon of his own making: Jisaku Jien. But such things are never out of the ordinary in a place where the leaves fall eternally and wisdom is pursued only by fools. A place known only as... the DQN Zone. ô♫ô

699 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 02:32

(EÍE) Junior, have you been masturbating again?

700 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 02:41

( LƒÖ`) Who are you talking to, kid?

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