( LƒÖ`) I'm way ahead of my time.
(EÍE) 950 GET ! ! !
( E-E) ooooh! bayonets!! And I can get my sword back at my house!
( LƒÖ`) Really. Shut the fuck up.
(EÍE) Grandpa, are you any good at Halo? I need more people in my leet clan on Xbox Live.
( LƒÖ`) ... What? You mean Maze War. Nobody can beat me at Maze War...
( E-E) The only reason no-one can beat you is because nobody else even plays it.
( LƒÖ`) My grandson plays it...
( LƒÖ`) Making him a nobody...
( LƒÖ`) Satisfied? Now GTFO
(EÍE) Grandpa, since when did you start using abbreviations?
( LƒÖ`) IDK.
(EÍE) Grandpa, are you steadily becoming retarded?
( LƒÖ`) The Internet will do that to you, Junior. The faster your connection speed, the faster you lose brain cells.
( LƒÖ`) I have taken it upon my avtglvjjx
( LƒÖ`) Sorry. I need more whisky to counteract the effects of this internet.
(EÍE) Grandpa, what's menopause like?
( LƒÖ`) You'll find out soon enough, Junior. Just make sure you buy one of those little handheld fans before then.
(EÍE) It's almost time for GrandpaGrandpa's Bizarre Adventure -PART10-
What? oh you mean Guilty Grandpa X
(EÍE) What? Who said that?
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@@iQ_j I did!
( LƒÖ`) That's it, I'm pulling the plug on the "talking shit" gimmick. It's just not connecting with the people.
(EÍE) I don't think the producer will like your going behind his back, Grandpa.
( LƒÖ`) Junior, in this business, there are rights and there are wrongs. And I'm always right.
(EÍE) I don't think we can be considered a business. We don't make any money.
( LƒÖ`) Doesn't that no-good son of mine give you some kind of allowance?
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) I give him one. What are you on to, dad?
(EÍE) I get one all right, one single dollar deposited into my college fund.
(EÍE) Grandpa, will you send me birthday money on a weekly basis?
( LƒÖ`) Only if you pay back with interest during the weekly Christmas.
(EÍE) Wlil do.
(EÍE) See you whenever September finally ends.
( LƒÖ`) This endless September...
~ Grandpa no naku Koro ni
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( E-E) You really need to take your pills, guys.
( LƒÖ`) How about I just take YOU Beady Eyes?
( LƒÖ( EOE)
( E-E) My husband is SO going to kick your ass!
(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Who's gonna kick who in the what now?
( LƒÖ`) Your husband is a weak ass compared to my son. Show him, son...
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) ...
(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Hey bud.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Hey.
(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Wanna go get a beer?
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Sure!
(LƒÖ` ) I'm coming with.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Dad, I'm not 16 anymore. I don't need you following me everywhere.
(EÍE) I didn't know Beady Eyes was gay!!!
( E-E) I'm not a lesbian.
(@¥ิ-¥ิ) You look butch enough to be.
(EÍE) Girls are icky.
(LƒÖ` ) Junior, who told you that?
(EƒÖE) Don't tell him, Junior!
( LƒÖ`) Kool Aid Time in five posts, people.
(EÍE) Hang on, which gender is everybody now?
( E-E) Hurry up and get off the stage, the caterer's here with the food.
( LƒÖ`) I'm way ahead of my time.
(EÍE) Grandpa, are the posts over 9000 yet?
( LƒÖ`) It already was way back. Now run along and play.