( ´ω`) I'm way ahead of my time.
( ´ω`) Oh god, the central server reactivated all of them. If they find their way back to the surface, we're all doomed.
( ´ω`)
(´ω` ) Well'p, nothin' a few beers can't fix.
Σ(・ω・ ) Woah! This might be trouble.
|ω・) Is this the surface?
(・ω・ )
(・ω・ ) I'm not sure whether I should be frightened or ecstatic.
( ´∀`) Gramdpa, my eyes! YOU STOLE THEM HOW DARE YOU!
|ω・) You can have ours if you like.
|ω・) You can have ours if you like.
|ω・) You can have ours if you like.
|ω・) You can have ours if you like.
|ω・) You can have ours if you like.
|ω・) You can have ours if you like.
|ω・) You can have ours if you like.
|ω・) You can have ours if you like.
|ω・) You can have ours if you like.
|ω・) You can have ours if you like.
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( ಠmƣ) I say, what are all these inferior copies doing here?
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
(・ω・ ) ...
( ・ω・ ) After seeing these guys, I'm starting to understand why everybody calls me a crapass.
( ・ω・ ) Every single one of us forgot to wipe this morning.
／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ
（ ＾ω＾） （ ＾ω＾） （ ＾ω＾）（ ＾ω＾） （ ＾ω＾） （ ＾ω＾） （ ＾ω＾） （ ＾ω＾）
丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 /
（＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ
／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ
（ ・ω・） （ ・ω・） （ ・ω・）（ ・ω・） （ ・ω・） （ ・ω・） （ ・ω・）
丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 /
（＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ
／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ
（ ・ω・） （ ・ω・） （ ・ω・）（ ・ω・） （ ・ω・） （ ・ω・） （ ・ω・） （ ・ω・）
丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 /
（＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ
／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ
（ ・ω・） （ ・ω・） （ ・ω・）（ ・ω・） （ ・ω・） （ ・ω・） （ ・ω・）
丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 /
（＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ
Wipe Us！♪ Wipe Us！♪ Save us from the Crapass fate！♪
( ´ω`) Oh, great. Now my basement lab is full of half-grown Clonepa slugs.
( `ω´) And what peabrain let Buun pollute the DNA samples??
(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, what do you think of my science fair project?
( ´ω`) Sucks. I'm telling your parents to pull you out of school.
( ´ω`) I'll have 'em put you in the army too. That's the only REAL education out there.
(・∀・) Can I just join the Clonepa army and stay home and play video games all day?
( ´ω`) zomg j/k lol
( ´ω`) Err, excuse me, had something in my throat.
(・∀・) Yeah... sure.
(・∀・) So can I just clone Joinpa and play home and stay video day all games?
( ´ω`) Junior, in my games we did not have home dayspa.
(◕ ◡ ◕) I like video games and spas.
(◕ ◡ ◕) I also like the scent of your spicy brain.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Harvesting organs from carcasses is yummy!
( ´ω`) Go back to your fat-ass brother. He has more bulk...
(´ω` ) ...of fat that is.
(・∀・) RAW
(・∀・) IS
(・∀・) JUNIOR!!!
(◕ ◡ ◕) You look delicious. I think you would taste good with some oregano and thyme.
(・A・) Grandpa, is Mr. McMahon really dead?
( ´ω`) I haven't heard back from my agents about Mr. McMahon's true fate yet.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Oh, my gimmick is being a cannibal, for those who hadn't picked up on it yet.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Will the madcap hilarity never cease?
( ´ω`) Goddam. How many gimmick characters are in my threads now?
(◕ ◡ ◕) And there's another thirty backstage.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Uh, I mean 29.
(◕ ◡ ◕) 28, that is ... no, 27 ... stage whisper: Damn, what's killing them off back there?
（ ｀ハ´）I wouldn't know. It sure is a tragedy though. Yup.
(・∀・) OH I GET IT HA HA HA HA HA HE'S EATING THEM HA HA HA
(・∀・) I miss the early Grandpa threads.
（*・ωﾒ）Now where did I leave that nuclear missile launcher? Iraq, maybe. I'll take care of this in a few minutes.
(・∀・) Dear Grand Father. I've a question arriving as bogging to my maturing mind as of late. Yes, it is indeed regading that woman.
Granpa, if I may so call you since I have of no other kinsmen to entrust a question so bold - being the fragile creature I am - are you in truth actually an uncouth- I mean, untouched one. In essence, simply put, a virgin?
Sincerely yours, Junior.
1993-09-5035
( ´ω`) Dear young Junior, as a response to your eloquent question you have recently asked me, regarding my virginity...I'll provide an answer which may not directly addess the question, but it will hopefully satisfy your curiosity nonetheless.
Frankly, you and your father were an accident.
Get me a goddamn beer, Grandpa.
1993-09-5036
( ･ิω･ิ) In fact, Mom said she should have swallowed you.
( ･ิω･ิ) Sweet dreams!
（*・ωﾒ） I found my nuker in the depths of a secret prison slash concentration camp in Slovakia. Now where's that maneater?
(◕ ◡ ◕) I'm right here, sweetmeat. Come to daddy!
( ´ω`) There will now be a short intermission while the poster playing Mercpa in this little drama furiously hunts for the right bazooka-firing AA to post.
(・∀・) I'm gonna go get some popcorn!
( ・-・) I have this book on ancient history to read.
( ･ิω･ิ) Who's up for Burger King?
(・∀・).... Don't you ever shave your eyebrows, old man?
( ･ิω･ิ) I had the upper pair plucked out after high school.
( ´ω`) You should have seen them. They went all the way to his ears!
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( ´ω`∩ After these messages,
o ,ﾉ We'll be Riiiiiiiiiiight back!
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( ⌒-⌒) I'm back from my meeting with the National Alliance to Advance the Acceptance of Fat People, and I must say, I am appalled with how the WeightPlus people are treated here.
( ⌒-⌒) We're BIG, We're BEAUTIFUL, and we're IN YOUR FACE.
(・∀・) You're so big you're in everybody's face.
(◕ ◡ ◕) ...
( ◕ ー ◕) ...Delicious junk food...must...resist...
(◕ ー ◕ ) ...
( ◕ o ◕( ⌒-⌒) GET INTO MAH BELLY!
ｶﾞｯ ∧__∧ ∩ I hated that stupid movie.
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|￣￣＼三⊂/￣￣￣/ as time goes on.
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( ・ω・ ) You aren't needed here, Mercpa.
（*・ωﾒ） Saying that to a guy firing a nuclear missile gattling gun... I like your guts, kid.
( ・ω・) Wait, Mercpa, I've thought of a use for you after all...
( ・ω・) Can you please wipe my ass?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
( ´ω`) In my time if any one was trying to force a meme, they'd hang him.
( ´ω`) ah I miss those days
( ´ω`) almost got killed once for it.
(・∀・) Grandpa, are imageboards forced memes?
( ´ω`) Yes. In my day, we had ASCII porn and we liked it. That was my first exposure to Sailor Moon, you know. Ami-chan~
(・∀・) Why does Clonepa creep me out, grandpa?
( ´ω`) You have his eyes, Junior.
( ´ω`) ...don't read too much into it.
(・∀・) (・∀・), (・∀・) (・∀・) (・∀・) (・∀・) (・∀・) (・∀・) ?
( ・ω・) Yeah, I wanna speak now, guys.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Tone of my Voice!!!
( *・ωﾒ) Hey (◕ ◡ ◕), why are you trolling 4chan? Stop breathing, you're polluting the environment.
(・∀・) ... the gom jabbar test.............
etou....
( *・ωﾒ) Our fathers ate manna in the desert,
In the burning place where whirlwinds came,
Lord, save us from that horrible land!
Save us, Oh-h-h-h save us
From that dry and thirsty land!
(◕ω◕) Oh-h-h-h save us!
(・∀・) save u- wait, what were we talking about again?
( ´ω`) I don't remember. It's been too long ...
(・∀・) Grandpa, what ex-professional wrestler is going to run for office this time? Macho Man for president?
( ´ω`) Hulk Hogan has my vote, whether he runs or not.
( ・ω・) Jesse Ventura
( ´ω`) ...
( ˣωˣ) ...
( ・ω・) No eating until you've wiped my ass, Grandpa. You promised!
( ´ω`) And lose the last defining quality of your character in the process? Sure, go ahead.
( ・ω・) I'm so conflicted. Torn even. This is torture of the highest degree.
(・∀・) I'm somehow confused about Clonepa's sudden liking for shit...
(・∀・) I thought his beady eyes and annoying personality were his defining qualities.
( ・ω・) My biggest defining quality is my lack of any real defining qualities.