[Part 9] ( LƒÖ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 06:57

( LƒÖ`) I'm way ahead of my time.

401 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-5020 19:46

( LƒÖ`) Junior, stop hanging out with the retards at school. They're obviously a bad influence.

402 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 20:27

(EÍE) woh carse kan u giev SOJ

403 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 21:59

Here's your SOJ unf unf
( LƒÖ(EAE)

404 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-5021 04:00

(EÍE) U HAV SOJJJJ

405 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 22:16

( LƒÖ`) 404, English not found.

406 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 15:21

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before Diablo II?

407 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 17:00

( LƒÖ`) Life? No life existed before Diablo II.

408 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 18:56

(EÍE) Then how did they make Diablo I?

409 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 18:59

( LƒÖ`) That's not my question to answer.

410 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 19:01

(EÍE) ...

411 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 19:49

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before Time Cube?

412 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 20:48

( LƒÖ`) Everyone else was educated stupid. Almost as stupid as you, Junior.

413 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 21:24

(EÍE) wow...

414 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 05:52

(EÍE) What was life like before I was stupid?

415 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 06:23

( LƒÖ`) I didn't have to answer stupid questions.

416 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 06:54

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before stupid questions?

417 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 07:20

( LƒÖ`) ....

418 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 13:27

(EÍE) ....

419 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 14:26

( LƒÖ`) ....

420 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 16:34

i E-E) ...

421 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 16:53

(EÍE) BOOM!

422 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 16:58

( LƒÖ`) Go to your room.

423 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 18:04

i E-E) BOOM SHAKA LAKA

424 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 18:21

( LƒÖ`) Get out.

425 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 18:30

( E-E) awwww...

(E-E )

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426 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 19:48

( LƒÖ`) I swear to god that kid was dropped on his head.

427 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 22:35

|-E) ...........................

428 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 22:51

( LƒÖ`) And what kind of 8-year old still wets his bed?

429 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 22:54

DRAMA! \(@L[M)ƒm

430 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 23:19

|-E) ,,,I'm sorry Cramps, so come change my sheets

431 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 15:52

(EÍE) Change your own sheets, bladder captain.

432 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 15:57

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i E-E) Just as I thought.

433 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 16:05

( E-E) I'm actually Clonepa.

434 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 16:06

( LƒÖ`) Why am I not surprised?

435 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 16:11

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like back when this thread wasn't legendary?

436 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 16:12

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like back when this thread wasn't legendary?

437 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 16:13

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like back when this thread wasn't legendary?

438 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 16:20

i E-E) Amazing work there, Junior. If I had to select 3 posts that summed up your life entirely, it would be those ones.

439 Name: : 1993-09-5026 17:15

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like back when this thread wasn't legendary?

440 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 20:42

( LƒÖ`) Grandpa, what was life like back when this thread wasn't legendary?

441 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 20:51

i E-E) You should do something about your Alzheimer's, Cramps.

442 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 15:18

(EÍE) Don't ask the same stuff four times in a row, Junior.

443 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 16:11

( LƒÖ`) Sorry, Grandpa. It won't happen again.

444 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 16:32

( E-E) ... You guys are messing with me, right?

445 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 16:33

(EÍE) Who's that calling? Why, it's my old friend alcohol!

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446 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 16:34

( LƒÖ`) Can I have some?

447 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 16:34

|ÍE) No.

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448 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 19:43

( LƒÖ`) You're so mean!

449 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 20:18

( LƒÖ`) Alright Junior, jokes over.

450 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 21:03

( LƒÖ`) It's time for everyone to take their pills.

451 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 21:30

( E-E) .......somethin's not right here.

452 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 21:37

( E-E) Grandpa! What should I do if I'm inspired by a sudden need to read up on ancient history?

453 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 23:47

( LƒÖ`) Grandpa's gone drinking.

( LƒÖ`) Maybe you should try the internet.

454 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 03:13

( E-E) You people are just trying to chase me off again aren't you.

455 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 14:23

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456 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 14:27

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457 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 14:54

(EÍE) ... are we done?

( LƒÖ`) Yeah, he's in the tree.

458 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 14:55

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before Beady Eyes?

( LƒÖ`) It was heavenly, my beloved grandson.

459 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 16:08

( E-EjBut didn't we have Clonepa back then?

460 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 16:18

|ƒÖE) Psst, I'm still here.

461 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 17:42

( LƒÖ`) What's all this "we" business, rabbit boy?

462 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 19:37

( LƒÖ`) Grandpa, what was life like before rabbit boy ?

463 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 19:47

(EÍE) We used to frolic all day, and nobody tried to drag us into a stupid "you forgot to take your pills wake up" bit.

464 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 20:10

( LƒÖ`) Those sound like good times, Grandpa.

465 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 21:12

( E-E) That's not fair. I gave up the pills gag a long time ago!

466 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 21:47

( E-E) Besides, Junior, you should treat me better. I'm your grandpa, after all.

467 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 22:21

( LƒÖ`) Grandpa, what was life like before you became such an annoying little beady eyed fuck?

(EÍE) Yeah, what was it like Grandpa? What was it like???

468 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 22:48

( LƒÖ`) Looks like somebody's losing their temper!

( E-E) Don't take the internet so seriously, kid!

(EÍE) It's not good for you!

469 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 22:58

( LƒÖ`) Hang on a moment, did we skip a page?

( LƒÖ`) Stupid script. Page 47 is missing. No wonder we all sound like idiots. Especially you, Beady eyes.

470 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 23:59

( E-E) Sorry, what's my motivation here?

471 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 02:09

>>467
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(EÍE) Jisaku Jien!

472 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 13:45

( LƒÖ`) Gesundheit. That's a nasty cold you seem to have there.

473 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 14:06

( E-E) Yeah, Junior. You should take these pills!

474 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 14:58

(EÍE) Okay!

475 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 15:02

( LƒÖ`) Don't do it, Junior! Those are POISON pills!

476 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 15:20

( E-E) ...

( E-E) dammit.

477 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 15:23

((/ ƒf.ㄟ) They sure are ...

((/ ƒeƒŽㄟ) They make me HAPPY! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

478 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 15:57

( E-E) They certainly did a number on your face.

479 Name: : 1993-09-5029 18:52

(^_^) I love you guys!

480 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 21:00

( E-E)‚Âo Here's a pill to cure your faggotry.

481 Name: : 1993-09-5029 21:06

(^_^) I'm not homosexual. I love you! I never said I fancied you. You look good, I guess. But I love you as a friend or family, not a lover.

482 Name: : 1993-09-5029 21:07

(^_^) I'm just so filled with love! I feel serene and at peace with myself, and a great love for most living beings!

483 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 21:18

(EÍE) Wow ...
(EÍE) I'll have what he's having!

484 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 22:13

( E-E)‚Âo That will be ’499

485 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 22:22

(E‚`E) You mean ’4.99, right?

486 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 23:53

( LƒÖ`) Junior, when beady eyed people offer you pills, what do you say?

(EÍE) "Look here, brother. Who ya jivin' with that cosmik debris?"

( LƒÖ`) That's my boy...

487 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 21:20

( EƒÖE) Grandpa, help me ! I'm aging at an abnormal speed !!

488 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 21:40

( LƒÖ`) Oh, shut up, Clonepa.

489 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 02:15

( EƒÖE) I've seen things you...
( LƒÖ`) ...wouldn't be- arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggh
( xƒÖx) -kaff-

( LƒÖ`) Hehehehe... four thread lifespan wins again!

490 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 02:18

(EÍE) No wonder they don't have any personality.

|EƒÖE) Hi, I'm Clonepa. How may I serve you today?

491 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 02:43

( LƒÖ`) Hi, Clonepa. Do me a favor and drag your predecessor's corpse out to the dog warrens, okay? Thanks.

492 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 02:57

(EÍE) Take Beady-Eyes with you!

493 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 04:18

( EƒÖE) Can't you guys just sweep him under the rug or something?

494 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 09:08

( EƒÖE) Oh god what's happening to me
( LƒÖ`) blaflahrgmghmhamh
( xƒÖx) -kaff-

(EÍE) Grandpa I'm getting worried.

495 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 10:05

( LƒÖ`) I'd better go check the clone vats.

496 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 19:22

( E-E) You'll have to put new genetic material in, the old stuff is getting exhausted.

497 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 23:12

( LƒÖ`) That's a good idea.

( LƒÖ`) Junior? Bring me Beady Eyes' head in a bucket, will you?

498 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 23:13

(EÍE) Woohoo! I'll get the chainsaw!!!

499 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 23:14

( E-E) ....

|œc gottagolefttheovenonbye!

500 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 23:15

( xƒÖx) ...
( EƒÖE) Did it work?

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