( ´ω`) I'm way ahead of my time.
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i 乂-‐ －! i Sorry, we are all out of fetuses in the clone vats.
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== THE REI'S VAT ==
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( ´ω`) This thread's been around for a long time, yesirree.
(・∀・) How long have you been around for, Grandapa?
(・∀・) I pooped meh pants!
( ´ω`) I thought I told you to stop making spontaneous announcements about poop, Junior!
(・∀・) I'm going to set up a poop announcement RSS feed!
( ´ω`) Why don't you join Something Awful? I hear they enjoy pantshitters.
(・∀・) I don't have :tenbux:
(・∀・) How long have you been around for, Grandapa?
( ´ω`) Long enough to gain a third syllable, apparently.
(・∀・) You should get that looked at. It's probably cancerous.
( ´ω`) Someone should make a best of grandpa thread
(・∀・) There's already an "ITT we post nothing at all" thread
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( ´ω`)彡☆
⊂彡☆))∀・) ow sorry ow ow ow sorry ow
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(・∀・) Why I am so bald?
c-c-c-combo breaker
(・∀・) Grandpa, where are all these stupid 4channers coming from?
( ´ω`) You left the gate unlocked again, didn't you?
( ・-・) Yeah, I walked right in.
── =≡∧__∧
── =≡（ ´ω`） ≡ GoodtoseeyaBYE!!
─ =≡○_ ⊂)= ＼ 从／-=≡ ｒ（ ・-・）
── =≡ > ＿_ ノ )）< ＞ -= 〉皿 つ
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( ・-・) I come and go as I please, Old Man. Just like you and everybody else in this place.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is choc-o-lit?
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── =≡（ ´ω`） ≡ thatsawesomeyou'reawesomeBYE!!
─ =≡○_ ⊂)= ＼ 从／-=≡ ｒ（ ・-・）
── =≡ > ＿_ ノ )）< ＞ -= 〉皿 つ
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( ´ω`) That would be rat poison, Junior.
(・A・) Rat poison rain sounds dangerous.
(・A・) Grandpa I'm stuck.
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(・A・) Grandpa you suck.
( ´ω`) No you.
(・∀・) ha ha ha ha! Good comeback, Potsie!
(・∀・) Grandpa, why doesn't Squeeks get diseases from wearing all that shit on his head?
( ´ω`) He wears hippo dung, which is the healthiest dung on Earth. Tastiest too! You should try some.
(・∀・) Grandpa, are you German by any chance?
( ´ω`) Stellen Sie nicht dumme Fragen.
(・∀・) Grandpa, are you Hebrew by any chance?
( ´ω`) No. Ask a question that's less stupid.
(・∀・) Grandpa, are you gay by any chance?
( ´ω`) No. That's even stupider.
） ｿ ,. .' ／＾＾⌒＾へ
´) ( ）ｿ .' ,. / （0＼）》）ノ) .' ＇
).' ) )丶 ． ξミ ￣ ⌒∞＼.'´＂.'
丿 . ｿ( . ' 彳ゞ:》 |＼＿＿＿＿）..'’: .:
(: ')) ,. .': ゞ》ソ/ | ∨VVVV∨
（ ﾉ. , 彳》ゞ/ | （ ・-・） You fags aren't getting 1000
.'/| .'.） ゞ》ゞ/ ＼/VVVVV) again on my watch.
／/.'; : 彳ｼ ＼ ￣￣￣／
（ ' ヽゞゞゞゞｿξ ＼ ⌒＼ .| ⌒＼
ヽ ´⌒⌒ 入（ ソ ＶＶＶ ﾉ）ＶＶＶ
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(・∀・) Grandpa, who the hell is that?
（ ・-・）Don't look at me, I don't know.
( ´ω`) He's a bad, bad man, you'd best stay away kiddo.
( ・-・) Yeah, he even stole my face.
） ｿ ,. .' ／＾＾⌒＾へ
´) ( ）ｿ .' ,. / （0＼）》）ノ) .' ＇
).' ) )丶 ． ξミ ￣ ⌒∞＼.'´＂.'
丿 . ｿ( . ' 彳ゞ:》 |＼＿＿＿＿）..'’: .:
(: ')) ,. .': ゞ》ソ/ | ∨VVVV∨
（ ﾉ. , 彳》ゞ/ | （ ・-・） Forgotten me already? I'm #67.
.'/| .'.） ゞ》ゞ/ ＼/VVVVV) Remember how I always used to steal your lunch money?
／/.'; : 彳ｼ ＼ ￣￣￣／
（ ' ヽゞゞゞゞｿξ ＼ ⌒＼ .| ⌒＼
ヽ ´⌒⌒ 入（ ソ ＶＶＶ ﾉ）ＶＶＶ
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( ・-・) No...
( ´ω`) ... okay, it's alcohol time.
|ω` ) Bye!
|彡
(・∀・) Can I have some alcohol, Grandpa?
(・∀・) Grandpa? Graaaaand paaaaaaaaa?
|ω` ) Get your own giggle water, son.
彡
(・∀・) Fuck.
(・∀・) Hold on a second... you're my dad?
|ω` ) BTW, 900GET!
|彡 pkunk
(・∀・)Grandpa where do babies come from?
( ´ω`) The fiery pits of Hell.
(・∀・) So where do fetuses come from, then?
( ´ω`) The devil delivers them to women who've sinned in the eyes of God. Duhhh...
(・∀・) But you told me there is no God! There is only Grandpa!
( ´ω`) Yeah, but I'm letting him run things since I'm too lazy to do it myself.
(・∀・) But how can he run things if he doesn't exist?
( ´ω`) I'll google it and get back to you on that.
( ´ω`) zzzzz
(・∀・)Wake up Grandpa!
( ´ω`) Durrr hurrr hurrr I like cocks.
(・∀・) Grandpa, if we are living in a material world and Madonna is a material girl, did that make Sean Penn a material boy?
( ´ω`) That's immaterial.
(・∀・)Grandpa why don't I have a penis?
( ´ω`) Because you're a girl Junior.
( ･ิω･ิ) You never noticed this before, kid?
( ・-・) . . .
(・∀・) Oh, really? Well..I'll just be going into my room...
|∀・) and I'll never come back out again <3~
|彡 Bye!
(-__-) Really, it's not so bad... You should try it too Grandpa....
wait, what am I doing out here?
( ´ω`) What the hell are you replying to?
( ・-・) Can I touch your boobs, Junior?
( ・-・) Also, could you explain to all of us how you hope to maintain a romantic relationship with Mittens?
(・∀・) What?
( ・-・) So anyway, what are you going to do for the next 75 posts?
(・∀・) I don't have a romantic relationship with anyone, Beady.
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you know any miners?
( ´ω`) I know you, Junior. You're a minor.
( ´ω`) ...
（ ｀ハ´） Is that "know" in the biblical sense?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ....
(ﾟ- ﾟ )
( ´ω`) Mittens?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I thought this was the Grandpa thread. My mistake.
(ﾟ- ﾟ ) Bye.
( ´ω`) Just as planned.
(・∀・) You say that every time something strange happens, Grandpa.
( ・-・) He just can't admit something went wrong.
( ・∀・) Can't admit mistakes... Grandpa, are you a Republican?
( ´ω`) Hell no. Hey junior can I touch you inappropriately?
( ´ω`) Jesus told me to, so I'm sure it won't hurt.
(・∀・) Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
( ´ω`) Shut the fuck up.
( ´ω`) Masturbating to your own post again, eh?
( ・-・) You expected Junior to do any less, in light of the recent discovery?
(・∀・) Grandpa the end of the thread is coming soon! What will we do to celebrate?
( ´ω`) Shut the fuck up, is what.
( ´ω`) .... And clean your hands before touching my remote.
( ´ω`) .... And clean your hands before touching my remote.
(・∀・) I'll touch the fucking remote after I've came on my HANDS TEN FUCKING TIMES you old fart!
(・∀・) By the way, we're about to hit over 9000 Grandpa posts in all. Guess I'll break a scouter or something.
( ・-・) Don't worry Gramps, it's not like he's menstruating all over the remote.
( ´ω`) You shouldn't say things like that. You might give him... or her... ideas. And then I'd have to deal with it in my own particular way, which I haven't had to use since the war.