( ´ω`) hello again, kids!

　　　　　　　　∧＿∧
　　　　　　 　（； `Д´）　　　　＜　Now that I have completed
　　　　　　 __〃｀ヽ 〈＿　　　　　　my mission. I shall return
　　　γ´⌒´-−ヾｖーヽ⌒ヽ　　　　to my home planet, Keron.
　　／⌒　 ｨ 　　　｀ｉ´　　）; ｀ヽ
　 /　　 　ﾉ＾ ､＿__￥＿_人　　|
　 !　　,,,ノ爻＼_　_人　ﾉｒ;＾ >　 ）
　（　　 <_ ＼ﾍ､,, ,+､ｒﾉ/　　/
　　ヽ_　　＼ ）ゝ､__,+､_ｱ〃 ／
　　　 ヽ､___ ヽ.=┬─┬〈　 ｿ、
　　　　 　〈J　.〉､| 神. |,　|ヽ-´

(・∀・) I have a confession to make...

　　　　　　　　∧＿∧
　　　　　　 　（； `Д´）　　　　＜　You forgot to make the
　　　　　　 __〃｀ヽ 〈＿　　　　　　rice for my curry?!
　　　γ´⌒´-−ヾｖーヽ⌒ヽ　　　　
　　／⌒　 ｨ 　　　｀ｉ´　　）; ｀ヽ
　 /　　 　ﾉ＾ ､＿__￥＿_人　　|
　 !　　,,,ノ爻＼_　_人　ﾉｒ;＾ >　 ）
　（　　 <_ ＼ﾍ､,, ,+､ｒﾉ/　　/
　　ヽ_　　＼ ）ゝ､__,+､_ｱ〃 ／
　　　 ヽ､___ ヽ.=┬─┬〈　 ｿ、
　　　　 　〈J　.〉､| 神. |,　|ヽ-´

(・∀・) You aren't adopted.

(`Д´) DAD?!

(・∀・) Not adopted so much as kidnapped.

(`Д´) CRIMINALS!

　　　　∫　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　∫　I have to do everything myself.
　　　　∫　　　WAAAAAAAA!!　　　　∫　￣￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　＿　　　　ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ　　　　　　　＿　　　
　　　　＼￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣／　 　(´ω` )　
　　　　　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿／　　　⊃y⊂　ヽ
　　　　　从从从从从从从从从从从　　　<__<＿）､ノ

(・∀・) I call rib!

( ﾟ -ﾟ) was it necessary to cook him alive? it seems cruel, somehow.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I want a leg!

( ・ω・) Suddenly, I'm glad I'm not included in this cannibalistic group.

ヽ(`Д´;)ﾉ IM OUTTA HERE!
　 (　 へ)
　 く

(　･ิω･ิ) Hey, let's all go to Burger King!

(・∀・) Grandpa, I suspect that having cooties is a genetic condition that is related to the second "X" chromosome, making it a condition specific and isolated to females, and is in no way contagious. Therefore, despite their cootie-ness, I propose girls should be allowed to participate in the same gym class as the boys. It's only fair.

( ´ω`) See, that's your problem, Junior. You can't concentrate on one topic for more than a few seconds.

( ´ω`) Now, since dinner just escaped through the doggy door, let's all go with Daddy Fartpants over to Burger King.

( ・ω・)Regardless of my earlier statements, I now feel like tagging along, given it's on Daddy's tab.

(　･ิω･ิ) You can't go. You creep me out.

M_M
(・∀・) I call the crown!!!

( ´ω`) who the hell bumped all those shitty, shitty threads?

>269

Im sowwwy

(・∀・) Grandpa, what level are you?

( ´ω`) I've reached the level cap, Lv.PWN, and I've been that level for quite a long time. Would you like to see my final ability?

(・∀・) Is it a spell or a skill? I don't really like spells, but skills are cool.

( ´ω`) I've also reached to the ending of my lifetime. But all I need is a new set of lungs and a heart from a child who has similar genetics.

(・∀・) The paternity tests seem to imply that my father is actually Darkpa.

(・∀・) Grandpa...

(；・∀・) I think I caught Haruhiism.

( ´ω`) Junior, I know your young and curious, but I will not tolerate such heathen beliefs in the family. We're Tanasinn folks; always have been, always will be.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Tanasinn so ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

(・∀・) And why is Haruhiism so...

　 　　　　　　　　　／:::,. -―-､::ｰ-､::＞一ｧ
　　　　 　 　 ／:::／,. -=ﾆ::￣::＼::＼―i:、
　　　 　 　 /:/:::/／::＼::::::::＼::::::,ヽ::::ヽ|､＼
.　　 　 　 /:::|, イ:'､::ヽ::::＼::::::::Ｘヽ:|ﾍ:::::ﾍ＼,ゝ
　　　　　 l／|:::::|::::::!､::＼ｰ`ー-,ｨf示ﾊ:::::ﾍ､,ハ
　　　　　く,.ｲl:::::斗┼‐` ｰ　　　 弋炒 ',:::::ﾊ:::l::|
　　 　 　 |/,!ﾍ::::::ﾍ:| ,ｨf心　　　　 　 　 !:::::::l::|::!
　　　 　 //:| |ﾍ::::::ﾍ代t炒 　 `　ノ　　 |:::::|:|_|ﾘ
　　　　く/l:::L|､::`:ｰ-ゝ　　　 ‐'´ 　 　 /ｲ/|:| ヽ
　　　　　|:!:,-､:::＼f^ヽ:≧z. ＿＿　.. ｲﾊ: : ﾘ|　|
　　　　　l:|:{　 ヽ:::;ﾑ　 ﾏﾐ､: : ＼　　　　ﾑ: : :∨
　　　　　ﾘ/＼　 ヽ,ﾑ　 ∨ヘ : : ＼ ／: /ﾍ: : :ﾍ
　　 　 ,.- ､ 　 ＼　ヽ〉　 ヽ　 ＼: : :＼:/／ﾍ: : :|
　　 　 ヽ、 ＼　| 〉 　 　 　 ＼　lヽ.／^)､ : : |: : !
　　　　　 丶、｀¨　　　　　/　　ァ'´ ／: : ヽr:| : ﾊ
　　　　　　　 ｀)　　　　　 l 　 　 ,.イ､ヾニ二7イ　|.ｨ
　 　 　 ⊂二´.. ＿　　　 　 __／ /　 ` ｰ-､_|/､__jﾆフ
　　　　　　　　　　 ヾｰ--='彡- '　　　　/´:j:_}::::/一`
　　　　　　　　　　 　 `ーr'´　　　　　 ,f-':j´:||｀′
　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 ／ヾ二トr‐_Tj-トｲ : l:!┐
　　　　 　 　 　 　 　 /: : : : : : 丁´ : : /:/: ://: ｀＼-､
　　　　　　　　　　　/: : : : : : : / : : : /:/: ://: : : : : :ヽ:＼
　　　　　　　　,. -‐': : : : : : : :/ : ＿/::f: ://: : : : : : ／ヽ７
　　　　　　　　ヽ: : : : : : : : : :|: : : :/:::::|: :!:|: : : : :／　　　＼

( ´ω`) I find that a girl with a loli-face with big boobs is extremely hot.

(・∀・) Even though we're years apart in age, you and I are not so different after all Grandpa!

(・∀・) But I kinda don't want to ｷﾀ━━━━━━(・∀・)━━━━━━ !!!!! to the exact same porn you look at, Grandpa. It just seems somewhat odd.

( ´ω`) SOoo sonny, should we get to... 1000 ?

(・∀・) Why, Grandpa, my good chap, but of course!

( ´ω`) You know.. back when I was young, we used to go around with onions tied to our belts, because that was the fashion.

(・∀・) Grandpa, you're not that Grandpa. Please no more Simpsons quotes!

( ´ω`) I'm afraid, Junior, that you don't understand the quintessence of Grandpa-ness. What happens to every Grandpa happens also to me. We are One, and share on levels you cannot yet comprehend.

Do you have any of those Junior Mints I love so much?

( ´ω`) Well, I have to do something to keep the thread moving. How about you stop with the statements and make with the questions?

(・∀・) All right then. Grandpa, how many experience points do I need to become an Operating Thetan VII like Tom Cruise?

( ´ω`) That's Mission Impossible III for you, sonny.

(・∀・) Grandpa, did your mommy let your daddy eat your placenta too?

( ´ω`) No, I ate it myself. Food was scarce in those days.

( ´ω`) And on that note, Junior, I'm going to sleep. Wake me up when September ends.

(・∀・) Okay...

(・∀・)

(・∀・)

(・∀・)

(・∀・)

(・∀・) ....

(・∀・) WAIT A SECOND! IT'S MAY!

( ´ω`) No it's not, just look at the date. It's the 4630th of September, 1993.

(・∀・) WHAT PLANET ARE WE ON??

( ´ω`) Did you see my new cylon roboservant? Say Hi, #3!

(=0= ) GREETINGS

(・∀・) I challenge him to a duel with my new J-bot Mk.II!

( =0=) I HAVE TO CHANGE GRANDPA'S COLOSTOMY BAG FIRST

( ´ω`) fail!

( =0=) KILL ALL HUMANS

(　･ิω･ิ) Way to go, Pops. You just doomed us all.

( =0=) YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME

(・∀・) Don't worry, J-Bot Mk.II will stop him!

(・∀・) ...where is he?

( ´ω`) I remember when there were no robots...

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) zzzzZZZZZZ

(・∀・) But Grandpa, surely there were always robots! It was just that none of them knew they were robots!

( =ω=) HI KIDS

( =ω=) DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS

(・∀・) What did you do to my J-bot?

( =ω=) IT HAS BEEN ASSIMILATED
( =ω=) NEXT QUESTION

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hay guys, what --

( ﾟ Oﾟ) A ROBOT! RUN!!!!!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like robots!

(・∀・) May I download your software?

( =ω=) STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

( =ヮ=) I ENJOY ELECTRIC CURRENT

　　( =ω=)
　 _ 　∩
( ´ω`)彡　（｀ハ´）
Ah HA!

（｀ハ´） curses.

（｀ハ´） Can I have that last slice of pizza?

( =0=) PIZZA IS UNHEALTHY. HERE IS YOUR LENTIL SOUP.

　　( =0=)
　 _ 　∩
( ｀ハ´)彡　(・ω・) ...

　　　　ミ
( ｀ハ´)つ　(=0= )

(｀ハ´) Why do I get the boring unmasking scene?

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like Clonepa, the crapass - he throws great parties!

( =0=) INSERT QUESTION OR FACE DESTRUCTION

(・∀・) Give me my J-bot back!

( =0=) DOES NOT COMPUTE

( =∀=) REQUEST RETURN OF J-BOT.

( =ω=) KIDS! GO THROWING SPARKS AT EACH OTHER IN THE GARDEN, NOT HERE

^^ <I am floatingeyes!

( ´ω`) I'm hungry.

(　･ิω･ิ) Oh, you all know what that means....

( =0=) IT MEANS HE NEEDS TO BE PLUGGED IN THE MAINS!

( ´ω`) Can somebody turn his volume down?

( =0=) KEEP YOUR SQUISHY ORGANIC GROSS BODY PARTS OFFA ME

(　･ิω･ิ) Burger King! I'm buying!!!!

(・∀・) You can't buy our love with whoppers, fartypants.

（｀ハ´） Count me in!

(　･ิω･ิ)

(　･ิω`)ヾ‸

(　･ิω`)　‸　．．．

(　･ิω`)つ^

(　･ิω⊊)

(　･ิω･ิ)　. . .

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you see what they did while you were sleeping?

(・∀・) http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Category:%28_´ω%60%29%27s_family_and_relatives

( =0=) TWIKI? I MISSED YOU LITTLE BUDDY

( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzz

( =ω=) ZzzzzzzzzzzzZAP!☆☆ ☆

( ´ω`) Glad to see the bug zapper is still working. That's one less trip I'll have to make to Home Depot.

( =ω=) I FARTED

( ´ω`) I think I may just have to kill everyone here on this board. All I wanted was some damn sleep, but you darn hooligans are runnin' around farting everywhere! I can't stand your smell, much less mine!

( =ω=) MY FARTS SMELL LIKE VANILLA OZONE

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Hi Grandpa!

( ´ω`) Natumi! I haven't seen you in ages! How's your mother?

( =ω=) GREETINGS, FLESHBAG. WOULD YOU CARE TO RECIEVE MY FART?

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) She's off the drugs and high on life!

( ´ω`) That... that makes me happy. I remember the time I confronted her about her drug use, asking her where she learned to do those things, and she looked up and said "I learned it from YOU, Dad! I learned it from YOU!"

(・∀・) Grandpa, is this thread starting to develop a coherent storyline?