( ´ω`) hello again, kids!
( ´ω`) Shut up Junior, I'm talking! Go play in the street, it's fun.
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Yeah, mom and I still laugh about that story.
:-) good!
r2_jane@yahoo.co.jp
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Looks like she's back at it after all!
( ´ω`) That's okay, we'll just fish her out of the gutter and get her back into rehab again. So, have you heard from your no-account father lately?
ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) He's probably at Burger King again. Just follow your nose...
( ･ิω･ิ) Sounds like my kinda guy!
(・∀・) So, Grandpa, is Natumi my first cousin?
( ´ω`) Why, are you planning to jump her bones?
(・∀・) Is she "pure"?
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Too pure for you, hairlip!
(・∀・) People tell me I have a great personality, though!
( ´ω`) Junior, we don't live in Alabama. It's unseemly to have 'relations' with your relations.
Why don't you go out with that nice Hay-chan from Needler Hall? She's a looker!
(・∀・) Grandpa, I know I'm not supposed to correct you since this is probably because of your meds, but...
(・∀・) Needler Hall isn't real.
( ´ω`) Kids today think they understand everything and believe in nothing. I bet if a magical pet tried to talk to you, you'd do your best to book yourself on Johnny Carson.
(・∀・) Who's Johnny Carson?
( ´ω`) ...
(・∀・)
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's "man pussy"?
( ´ω`) I don't know you anymore.
(・∀・) I only do it to get a rise out of you, you know. I'm afraid that you're becoming depressed, Grandpa. Have you considered Zoloft?
( ´ω`) Good skiing in Zoloft, my boy. I love that long run.
(・∀・) You skii???
(・∀・) Grandpa, we gotta go save Squeeks!!
( ´ω`) What's wrong with him THIS time? Seriously, I have to bail that kid out every time there's the smallest amount of trouble.
(・∀・) He's drowning! He can't swim with the weight of that poop hat on him!
( ´ω`) We're just disembodied heads, Junior. What the hell are we going to do?
/ ﾉ|＿＿| | ＜ I think you forgot I was huge.
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( ´ω`) About damn time you make yourself useful. You know where the thread is, get going.
( ´ω`) Now where was I?
( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( `ω´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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(・∀・) GRANDPA! NOOOOOOOOO
( ﾟ -ﾟ) woah
( ･ิω･ิ) It was going to happen eventually.
( ´ω`) Well, that cleared out the old sinuses.
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) What's everybody gawking at?
(・∀・) Grandpa, are you Ideon?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) you sploded
ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) that was scary
( ´ω`) ... the fruits of my loins are a bunch of wimps.
( ´ω`) Exploding is a normal, healthy bodily function. No need to freak out, kids.
(・∀・) I wanna try!
(`∀´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(`∀´) ...
(・∀・) Aw, darnit.
セクロスさせろ～
( ´ω`) pooを食べてください。
(・∀・) I didn't know you spoke korean, grandpa!
( ´ω`) I'm just in it for the kimchee.
(・∀・) I'm a big fan of Bibimbob and kulbogi. We should have korean food more often.
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) I like their ice cream!
(・∀・) Grandpa, where did that baby get to?
( ´ω`) At the rate it was running, it's probably 400 miles away by now.
(・∀・) Grandpa, the VIPPERs came back for a little while! Did you talk to your lady friend?
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ヽ|･∀･|ノ ようかんマンですよ～
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( ´ω`) あなたは脚人との箱ですか?
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) That was a pretty subtle 400get, Grandpa!
(・∀・) Grandpa, when is Darkpa going to make a new thread?
( ´ω`) Go in the pantry and ask him.
（ ｀ハ´） That whole thread thing is overrated. Snippets is where it's at now.
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever farted and then have a little something...extra come out? And then have to rush immediately to the bathroom?
ﾐ*ﾟoﾟ) ewwwwwww!
( ´ω`) Junior, don't work blue in front of the kids.
(・∀・) Sorry.
( ´ω`) So, Natumi.. whats in that basket you brought me?
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Oh, these are my things! I was thinking about staying for a while.
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you been to 2ch before? I heard it was a tough place to be.
KA-BOOM!!! ( ´>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ω O`<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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(・∀・) ...brrrt.
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) Natumi, you can have Junior's room. Junior, move your crap to the basement.
(・∀・) But my room is in the basement!
( ´ω`) In that case, you're moving into the garage. now git!
(・∀・) .........its not fair
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Thank you, Grandpa! I'll start making dinner for us!
ｶﾞｯ ∧__∧ ∩ < Life isn't fair, now git!
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⊂彡☆))∀・) <OW OW OW yes Grandpa sorry grandpa OW
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( ´ω`) Nothin' wrong with that boy a good whuppin' wouldn't fix.
( ´ω`) Now where was I?
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Oh, and Junior?
(・∀・) ... Yes?
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) If you ever say a single word against me to Grandpa, I'll slit your throat while you sleep in that cold, cold garage.
(・∀・)...
( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( ´ω`) *
( ´ω`) Do I smell pie?
∧_∧
( ´ω`) ＜ What the hell is that seeping in through the floor?
（つ つ I'll need to have junior fix the septic tank again.
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(・∀・) Grandpa, I want to ask you more questions, but you're too busy with life and everyone else. Don't you have time for me anymore?
( ´ω`) Yeah, yeah, I'll write you in for some time next week. Don't call me, I'll call you.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what do you think about life on the internet?
( ´ω`) It's chaotic. I feel as though many people control me, and I have no control over myself.
( ´ω`) lol boobies!
( ´ω`) My name is Squeeks
(・∀・) Uh-oh, dementia. I think it's time you went to the nursing home, Paps.
( ´ω`) Woah there bucko! You're not Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) He's just fine here. I'll take good care of him!
(・∀・) What are you trying to do here?!
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Grandpa is not going anywhere! (Until he rewrites his will, leaving everything to me!)
( ・ー・) Don't worry, I'll take care of this.
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ)
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( ・ー・)彡
( ・ー・) ...
( ´ω`) I don't even have a will.
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Grandpa! You're awake! Do you want some freshly baked cookies?
(・∀・) Don't you trust her! She's after your fortune!
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( ´ω`) I don't even have a fortune.
ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) Really? Shucks.
( ´ω`) Kids these days believe anything you tell them.
We must escape!
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You told me that old fart was rich!
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( ´ω`) Junior, I had no idea you'd reached level 5.
(・∀・) Yeah! I can cast fireball now!
( ´ω`) Now somebody said something about cookies?