ITT we solve the question above us II. (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:54

What happened to 1000get?!

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 00:08

No I can't, but I do know of one high in the mountians BUT I will never tell you. MWAHAHAHAHA

Why am I such a control freak?

Wait, lemme get this one. BECAUSE I HAVE POWER!!

Am I your king?

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 00:14


What is love-dattebayo?

20 Name: King eighteen : 1993-09-4724 00:20

Love is what I say it is! -Baby don't hurt me-

Am I YOUR king then?!

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 01:06

You are the king of my dick.

Is now a good time to buy SUN Microsystems stock?

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 01:43

No, Advanced Micro Devices is superior

Why is the sky blue?

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 02:30

It isn't, that's the ocean you're looking at.

Where is my mind?

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 04:52

You appear to have lost it.

How do they make cotton candy?

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 05:26

By making a slight variation to the process by which you shot web

What's the new black?

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 05:36


What time is it?

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 05:38


You see a pair of hammerpants. What do you do?

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 05:40

Can't touch this!

Can you touch this?

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 06:43

( ゚ ヮ゚) Yes, with my MITTENS!

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30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 08:18

Yes, as long as you remove your shoes and carry them to the other side.

What is your favorite variety of flavored soda water?

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 13:41

Cherry coke!

Why does my dog always sleep?

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 13:54

Because you touch yourself at night! Believe it!

Believe it?

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 14:17

Somehow, I cannot suspend my disbelief. I blame the director more than the actors, who did their best with a substandard script and poor blocking.

What was the last movie that you wanted to like, but failed, and how did it fail?

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 15:40



35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 15:48

Yes, please.

Can I have some touch?

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 16:42



37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 16:52

( ゚ -゚)

( ゚ ヮ゚)?

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 07:33

( ゚ ヮ゚)

I woke up with semen in my underpants, but it does not taste like my own. What should I do?

39 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4725 07:38

Chnage the taste of your semen.

Why was the 999GET in the last topic such a letdown?

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 10:00



41 Name: ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ : 1993-09-4725 11:48



42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 13:26

Think, don't feel. It CAN be reversed.

Who is the square root of negative one?

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 13:58


44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 15:09

That's not the right answer.
Who is the square root of negative one?

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 15:49


46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 20:36

Kurenai-sensei's bosom

Will Sakura develop a fascination with housedresses and muumuus?

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 20:46

One can only hope she'll be barefoot, pregnant, and baking pie by the end of the next season.

Why do people put those crappy canned black olives into pasta salad?

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 21:19

Because it was COPIED


49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 23:16

I don't know any wiki with this namespace.

How long should it take for the world to feel real?

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 23:38

Depends on the dosage. You didn't take the whole thing all at once, did you?

How can I make 10,000 dollars by next Wednesday?

51 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training : 1993-09-4726 00:09

Prostitution is always the answer.

Is this the real life?

52 Name:   : 1993-09-4726 00:13

It's just fantasy.

What will >>53's question be?

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 00:16

He will not have one.

Why did I lie?

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 00:22


Why can't we use wikipedia shit over here?

55 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4726 22:24

Because of uncyclopedia.

Why does Sony keep making stupid decisions with the console market?

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 22:26

Because it's Ridge Racer! RIIIIIIIIDGE RACERRRRRRR!!!!!!

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57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 22:51

  /▼・ェ・▼  Of course!
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Do you like my puppy?

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4727 01:34


(゚ ヮ゚) Do you like my mittens?

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4727 01:56

No, not with that face.

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4727 01:56

Oops, I forgot my question!

How do I shot web?

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4727 03:04

I know, lol.

Is The Question the best superhero without powers EVER?

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4727 20:33

I think I've heard of him, but his face is a total blank.

Why won't those goddamned vultures let Gwen Stacy stay dead?

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4727 21:52

That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die.

Is there no depth to which terrorists will not sink to make flying even more inconvenient?

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4727 22:00


How do I wore mittens? wwwwwwwwwww

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4728 10:14


66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4816 00:15

Why did this thread die?

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4816 00:18

oh wait that's WHY щ(`Д´щ)

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4816 00:44

Because it's part 2.

Does Canada really have a secret service?

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4816 02:45

Yes. The Canadian Secret Priests perform it once a year on Victoria Day, and it brings the blessings of the Gods to all Canadians, and a bountiful harvest to British Columbia.

Is Roots really a cool store, or is it nothing more that a Gap knockoff?

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4816 03:31

I dont' even know what that is.

Are they another place for idiot teenagers to spend too much of their parents' hard-earned money on garish clothing?

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4816 15:20

Yes, >>70. Don't run up your parent's credit card too much, or they'll cut you off.

Why is the paper towel dispenser that high on the wall?

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4816 15:47

You're just too small.

Why is are graphics cards so expensive?

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4816 17:17

Because there's this one guy who works for ATI up in MA who eats constantly, messing with the bottom line. His presence alone adds about 30% to the cost of each card.

Hey.. I mean.. what is white chocolate anyway? Is it really chocolate?!

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4816 17:51

No it isn't, actually. It's based on cocoa butter, not cocoa solids.

Why is the music unit in varied humanities courses invariably twice as long as every other unit?

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4816 19:34

Because humanities students are only going to make money if they get a record deal.

Why is granola so damn good?

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4816 20:53

It's mostly because of the enormous amounts of saturated fat they sneak into it. Try cutting it with yogurt.

I'm going to be in Atlanta for the next 4 days. Where should we go for dinner on the second night?

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4816 21:23


Who am us, anyway?

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4816 22:05

Not grammar.

How can I stop thinking, and start feeling, so as to be Tanasinn?

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4816 22:18

It's easy, just ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴.

Why is that ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴?

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4817 06:45


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Who is gonna view this whole post to see this question?

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4817 16:36

Members of The Elitist Superstructure.

Why are Mitten Crabs called "Mitten Crabs" ?

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4817 17:23

It either has to do with their over-sized, furry claws, or with their cruel habit of sneaking into people's cedar chests and devouring their winter hand garments.

I'm at an airport, looking at a fast food joint named "Asian Chao". How do I pronounce "Chao"?

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4817 18:13

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84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4817 20:25

( ゚Д゚) Last time I did, you charged me $2,349 for it! And I still didn't get to eat anything.

( ゚д゚) Would I get better service at that "Squeek's" place across the street?

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4817 23:22

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86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4818 00:05

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87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4818 00:28

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88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4818 00:50

( ゚Д゚) No thank you, I dislike taking the piss

( ゚Д゚) What ramifications does the overthrow of the republican party have for the Elistist Superstructure?

89 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4818 00:51

No thanks. Last time, you spit in it.

Is there any practical way to get off this planet?

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4818 00:56

>>88 More enforced political correctness. Incorrect thoughts will be saged.

>>89 Depends. Do you want to return someday?

Can I go to sleep now?

91 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4818 02:26

Yes. Take a rest.


92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4818 02:47

Sorry, I was just talking to myself.

Am I a cylon?

93 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4818 03:18

>>92 you are number six

Who is number one?

94 Name: ΧΨΛΟΝ CENTVRION : 1993-09-4818 06:44



95 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4818 07:23

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96 Name: ΘΥΛΟΝ CENTVRION : 1993-09-4818 07:29

 〕Д 〔

97 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4818 07:36

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98 Name: ΘΥΛΟΝ CENTVRION : 1993-09-4818 09:48


99 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4818 20:02

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100 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4818 21:51


Why has this thread been taken over?

101 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4818 22:46


 〕Д 〔

102 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4819 00:44


How do I shot web?

103 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4819 00:58

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104 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4821 15:47

Nothing really

Who cares?

105 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4821 16:00

I care! I care!

Is it really necessary?

106 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4821 16:52

If you honor what they fought for? Yes!

I am wondering, why you are here?

107 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4821 18:44

Why should I tell you?

Ooooh, an answer and a question.

108 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4821 18:46

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109 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4821 18:57

I'll stick with what I have. It may be free but at least it's mediocre

Why would anyone pay for crapfloods and shitty posts?

110 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4822 05:15

Because it's VIP QUALITY, obviously.

Why can't I find a decent condo under $100k that comes with a washer/dryer combo?

111 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4822 07:25

it carries out and is wwwwwwwash

How many more until 1,000?

112 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4823 23:18


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113 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4823 23:41

Milia Rage. ( get it kami??)

Why am I so clever?

114 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4826 09:58

Cause you ate that horny Heather.

How do I ~nyaaaaaa?

115 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4826 10:15

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116 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4826 18:33


Time heals all wounds.

How does one find Sniper Island?

117 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4826 20:17

gaping, vagina, hallway, etc.

How do I carry out and become w?

118 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4826 20:51

       /\___/ヽ Payme enough money. Have you seen any vippers come buy here?
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119 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 02:08

I didn't see any, but I have masturbatory blindness.

Do you like to watch the Discovery Channel show Mythbusters?

120 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 03:20

Anon want big boom.

This thread's back? Damn, don't you love the classics?

121 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 05:19

With the exception of Grandpa (v3463443.0).

Will I fail my final exams due to surfing 4-ch instead of studying?

122 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 12:05

No, because seriously how much time can one actually spend surfing 4-ch? I come here 4 minutes a day and I'm the king of this board.

What is af;aafk21?

123 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 12:29

password to my mittens closet

Where can i get a picture of the peoples that own this place?

124 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 17:44

On IRC, or traveling to the land down under and stalking Jay Squeeksand.


125 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 17:50

‭(☣) [☢] ‭‭‭‭DAMAGE CONTROL SAGE [☢] (☣)

126 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 18:19

That password no longer works. It now depends on what item you see on the mantle when you read the Strange Pamphlet.

Should I untinker my meatcar just before I ascend?

127 Name: Underpants Gnome !n.DUTbwJIc : 1993-09-4852 20:31

Nah, soup up your meatcar with GReedy brand performance parts.

How big would a vise have to be in order to be large enough to flatten the Earth?

128 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 20:38

About this big. Probably bigger.

Why the fuck is e ^ (pi * i ) = -1?

129 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 03:29

Probably a math thing thought up by an ancient Greek, designed to confuse humankind for the rest of its existance

Has anyone else sucessfully used a torx tool to install a hex indented bolt?

130 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 03:50

No, you are the first. You should consider writing a research article on it and submitting it to respected journals on the topic of biomechanics.

Why does this always happen to me?

131 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 06:30

Don't worry, it happened to me, too.

Why does this always happen to us?

132 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 06:50

Because we are an entity that experiences everything and yet experiences nothing, also known as Jisaku Jien.

What is the answer to >>133's question?

133 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 13:43

Hopefully >>134 will know

So, is that a circular reference, or something more?

134 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 14:09

It WAS a circular reference, and nothing more.

Are you really disappointed, or is that just a little act?

135 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 14:43

I'm actually kind of disappointed. I'm really into all the quantum paradox stuff and I was looking forward to a little something more than just a circular reference. But what can you do, you know? That's life. Life is boring. Life is what it is and nothing more. And you have to choose how you want to react to life, and that's why I'm not going to let this whole thing get me down. I could, and in the past I probably would have, but I think that recently I've been in a very healthy place you know? Like, I've felt really positive about things, even when the bad things happen to me. So I'm going well, and I look forward to tomorrow.

Where was I?

136 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 14:47

You were having a Positive Mental Attitude, and confronting your automatic thoughts with healthy arguments that you sincerely believe. Cognitive Therapy has been a real godsend for you, and I haven't seen you so happy in years!

I'd like to buy you a little something just because you're you. What would you like?

137 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 16:08

Thank you >>136! I would like a pair of red and green mittens,!

Now tell me, what do you want for Christmas, >>136?

138 Name: >>136 : 1993-09-4853 17:18

Well, for some strange, strange reason, I kind of want a Wii, even though I've never owned a console since the original NES and mastered Super Mario Brothers. Failing that, I could always use some new winter clothing.

Is shopping as painful for you as it is for me?

139 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 17:29

Shopping is like eating a box of chocolates when you're allergic to every ingredient on the list.

So what's for lunch?

140 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 23:25

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141 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 12:10

Cock-olates, evidently.

Why am I feeling so cold all of a sudden, like there was a sudden draft yet the air isn't moving?

142 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 14:34

My guess is that someone just walked on your grave.

Are you a ghost?

143 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 16:42


Because it's winter. Now turn the gun to yourself.

144 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4858 18:15

But I can't turn the gun to myself. I can only turn it to good or evil.

Do you respect Copyright?

145 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4858 19:16

Only if the bitch started showing me some respect!

What do you do for a living?

146 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4858 19:56

I sell vertical market management applications that were programmed in VFP. It's mostly phone sales, but I also get to be the male equivalent of a booth babe several times a year.

How about you?

147 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4860 00:47

It doesn't work that way, son. Your question needs to have content besides the question and a couple of supporting roles.

How about you?

148 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4860 02:03

It doesn't work that way, son. Your question needs to have content besides the question and a couple of supporting roles.

NO. U?

149 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4860 06:04


Anyway, do you think this thread has an chance of making it to >>999?

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151 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4860 14:42

It certainly does, because it was blessed by Squeeks!

Does a bowl of chili and a couple of pints count as a nourishing meal?

152 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 17:26

Well, if it is Guiness-style, it might be...

When will people stop making fun of squeeks?

153 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 17:37

Only when it stops being fun. I can't see that EVERY happening, because Squeeks is a comedy goldmine.

How do I convince my parents to give me a down-payment for a house?

154 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 17:37

Only when it stops being fun. I can't see that EVER happening, because Squeeks is a comedy goldmine.

How do I convince my parents to give me a down-payment for a house?

155 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 19:42

Only when it stops being fun. I can't see that EVER happening, because Squeeks is a comedy goldmine.

How do I convince my parents to give me a down-payment for a house?

156 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 20:00

I recommend forgery and/or blackmail.

Smooth or Crunchy?

157 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 20:16


Have you ever been defenestrated?

158 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 21:29

Just once, but I swear she was over 18.

Do you have any Bactine and bandages?

159 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 21:46


Who is driving car?

160 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 21:48

Nyomi sense.


161 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 21:48

Bear is driving car!

How can this be?!

162 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4876 00:25

Bear opened door and pushed gas pedal!

Where did Bear get Fake Driver's License?

163 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4876 00:26

Bought it from that guy by the street corner.

Why does the bear wear glasses?

164 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4876 01:43

So he can so he can watch you live and breathe your storylines

Why does loli haet pizza?

165 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4876 02:55

Because the pizza delivery boy raeped her!

Why should you avoid the Noid?

166 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4876 03:03

He carries diseases.

What is the deal with airline food?

167 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4876 03:12

Since flight schedules are always changing, nobody knows when food should be prepared and thus all airline foods have to be able to heated instantly, and their budget isn't big enough to get instant foods that taste good.

How do I win The Game?

168 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4876 03:17

Commit suicide by jumping off a huge building after huge emotional stress!

Why should you avoid the Noid? Let's see the right answer this time motherfuckers!

169 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4876 03:52

Because he's a noid, and therefore not very much fun to be around.

MacGyver is stuck in a room on top of a bomb, the only thing he has to work with is DQN. How would he escaped (and -for bonus points- disable the bomb)?

170 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4876 07:03

The overwhelming fail of the DQN makes the timer fail and the ropes holding MacGyver rot away. He opens the door and walks out.

171 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4876 07:04

The overwhelming fail of the DQN makes the timer fail and the ropes holding MacGyver rot away. He opens the door and walks out.

Oops, did I just forget to ask a question?

172 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4876 09:49

No, you didn't, that will be $599 USD, please.

Now my good man, what do you like to play?

173 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4876 10:20


Jack hold a stick 2 m long and spins at a rate of 10 Hz hirozontally. He accelerates at a rate of 4 m/s/s [N 45 W]. just what kind of person is Jack?

174 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4876 10:44


Is there a such thing as aliens, time travellers and espers?

175 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4876 13:15

Join the SOS-Dan club and find out.

What am I due to be reborn as?

176 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4876 13:16

Espers are from Final Fantasy VI
Aliens are from Mexico
Time Travellers are from the Future
they exist if you believe in them.

Do you have four seasons in your country?

177 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 01:11

No, I got 1 season in my DQN, Summer.

What do you say to a boy from korea, who has lost their hands in fiddeling with atom bombs, when he tells you he misses wereing mittens?

178 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 02:17

Get some mittens without thumbs, and put them on his arm-stubs.

Where would one get mittens without thumbs?

179 Name: This is not a Tripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4878 08:31

>>178: Get a pair of socks. It's all good.

Why hasn't IAA been closed by now?

180 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 10:10

>>179: because it has more than six posters.

Why do people think there's a meaning to existence?

181 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 14:34


Because they can't accept that they're an accident of nature -- a monkey with delusions of grandeur. Thus, of course God made them because he has a purpose.

When will we meet the Vulcans? Do mindmelds hurt?

wait... that's two questions...

182 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 14:43

The mindmeld only hurts if you fight it... and they like it when you resist.

How can I teach my pet brown recluse to spell?

183 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 21:59

Make it write letters on body using it's toxines.

When will be year 1994?

184 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 22:06

AOL has abandoned usenet support, so, hey! 1994 is right around the corner!

How many pins can dance on the head of an angel?

185 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 22:23

Forty-two, but they can't dance very well.

What is the effect of the color orange on the human mind?

186 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 16:09

Orange is not a color, it is a flavor. Its effect is delicious.

Is it lupus?

187 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 17:49


What do you think of proper grammar on the Internet?

188 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 17:57

A lost cause. That's what it is. Give up and cry already.

What did Peter Frampton call that thing he used to make his mouth into a resonating cavity?

189 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 19:49


How is it that DQN has made two entire threads that consist of nothing but Rei saying 'sorry we just ran out of that'?

190 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 20:14

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191 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 21:46

daily sage

192 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 23:36

>>191 is in the wrong thread.

American women are bossy, catty manipulative bitches; how do I got old-fashioned, submissive foreign wife?

193 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 23:46

Move to Mexico. Or marry a "Southern Belle".

I just ate six big macs. Why do I feel sick?

194 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 23:52

You just ate six big macs.

Why the hell did you eat six big macs?!

195 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 07:40

It was a bargain.

What wouldn't I do for money, after all?

196 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 08:07


197 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 13:30

Feel tanasinn

When did it come from VIP?

198 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 20:51

It traveled with the mouse in Daddy Cool's pocket.

Is an ahoge truly moe?

199 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 23:23

Not really.

Can you believe there is article about ahoge in wikipedia? right next to quantum fluctuations.

200 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 02:00

I believe it, wikipedia will publish any old tripe

I can't wait for someone to make an elitistsuperstructurepedia.

201 Name: !F/pDqnVIpw : 1993-09-4887 03:44

You mean like Etherchan?

202 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 06:18

No. "Sysop at 3 Jan 2007: 22:58

Guys, Wikichan has been fun, but your endless and amusing revert wars have caused the entire internet to overload and explode into candy. I will try to keep the wiki open as an archive, but I am afraid that editing is no longer a possibility until I get better hosting. Feel free to dump all wikichan shit into other wikis such as,, and This site will not die, but all great things must come to an end, and unfortunately, the only great thing on this site was the wiki"

What caused (will cause?) the great revert wars of 2007?

203 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 08:16

Harutards and other DQN punks.

Which is bigger: 2ch user base or WoW user base.

204 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 09:17

They share the exact same user base, user for user.

What do you think of General?

205 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 09:52

I give it three stars

If corea eats cat and china eats dog, what does japan eat?

206 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 10:39

Japan eat fish. ALIVE

Damn, I'm never any good at this part. What should I be asking about, DQN?

207 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 11:03

You should be asking about the real identity of MODD.

Who is that MODD, anyway?

208 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 13:18

Just some power-hungry ass.

Why is it so fucking cold out this morning?

209 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 13:58


Should I turn the gun on myself?

210 Name: winter : 1993-09-4887 14:45

No, you should wear warm happy mittens.

If the entire California orange crop is destroyed, what will we use for liquid sunshine?

211 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 16:46

Mountain Dew.

Who do the voodoo that you do?

212 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 16:52

I do, duh.

Whom should I have called the kaiser?

213 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 17:42

>>1. He's an idiot

What what what?

214 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 17:59

Bumsex Bumsex Bumsex Bumsex

At the end of the day, DQN, why does it always seem to come back to All Alone For Christmas (As Usual)?

215 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 18:08

Because it's the song that better than any other represents the DQN Spirit, even more than Big Ol' Butt.

Are you dateless again for Valentine's Day?

216 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 18:47

No, my gun keeps me company.

How much exactly is too much metal for one hand?

217 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 20:00

That would be roughly the amount that would be impossible to pick up and smash into the side of the head of someone repeating that tired meme.

Just how many bats live in Austin, TX anyway?

218 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 21:03

Enough bats that some bats were actually... unordered.

Why are the japanese seemingly incapable of good website design?

219 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 21:08

They all believe in traditional things, so they use web models from 1995 and earlier.

220 Name: NIDA : 1993-09-4887 22:45

 <ヽ`∀´> < Corea website superior!

221 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:32


222 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:40

fix it. duh.

Why must you say OH NOES? Is YTMND broken now?

223 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:41

Fix it I suppose.

How do you think we can best do that?

224 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:43

You broke the thread again!

Can we get it back on track from here still?

225 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:55

Not if you fuck it up like that.

Does anyone else have a question?

226 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:56


Would you laugh if I called this a Depression-Tossed Salad?


227 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:13


Why hasn't squeeks written code to direct/confine the 4ch newbs here from whatever boards they're infesting?

228 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:16

One can only assume Squeeks is a busy man.

How do I return font settings to defaults?

229 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:34

It depends on what browser you're using. For Firefox, Tools => Options => Content.

I'm a 4-ch newb. How can I be less offensive to your august personalities than might be typical?

230 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:38

It's all because of you,
I'm feeling sad and blue
You went away,
Now my life is just a rainy day and I love you so,
How much you'll never know
You've gone away and left me lonely.

How's that for an answer, >>229?

231 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:39

Post Grandpa and sage every thread you see because it's not good enough for you.

What are those fake bacon bit things made out of?

232 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:56

they're made out of QUIT PRE-EMPTING ME you jackass. Or something.

Why do they taste so good?

233 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 01:23

Because fake bacon bits have some level of real bacon included.

Will a tax on stupid people cure the national debt?

234 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:00

Probably. Early tests of the Stupid Tax in Las Vegas have been encouraging.

Where are my car keys?

235 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:01

I have them, sucka!

Want 'em?

236 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:05

Well, yeah.

What's that smell? Is that you?

237 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:55

I hope not.

What does it smell like?

238 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 04:48


Who farted?

239 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 05:06

How the fuck am I supposed to get up at 5:30AM every morning?

240 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 06:02

Become a speed freak.

Why does it burn when I pee?

241 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 07:30

You got it from the toilet seat.

Why is it called "breaking wind" when the only thing broken is silence?

242 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 11:32

Clearly you're not asking the wind's opinion.

How would DQN cure the sniffles?

243 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 13:56

By snorting silica gel from the little packet that says "Do not consume". That'll dry up those sinuses, u betcha!

Do you have to be born to enjoying durian, or can you learn to like it?

244 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 19:28

Durian can be enjoyed as early as the second trimester, though one's ability to enjoy it is a sign of sufficiently good health that they will be born anyways.

What will the next question be?

245 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 20:36

Let's find out, shall we?

Is this a god question?

246 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 21:05

It would need a church and worshippers before it could claim that title.

What will life be like in 2500?

247 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 21:42

Nabokov's "Invitation to a Beheading."

Where did I go wrong?

248 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 22:30

I do believe that a more time-efficient question would be "where did I go right?", to which the answer would be "nowhere".

Am I a cool, intelligent, witty, smug bastard or what?

249 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 22:37

Possibly intelligent, nowhere near as witty as you think you are, and yes, quite smug. I will not comment on your parentage or "coolness".

What is your quest?

250 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 23:44

To find the holy grail

Who gets along better, Japan and Korea, or England and France?

251 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 00:40

England and France, since there's no ocean separating them.

What's the best way to make any mundane subject into something controversial?

252 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 01:33

Liberal use of ad-hominem attacks, conservative use of facts to back up you're point.

Did you see what I did there?

253 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 05:13

Yes, you said "Liberal use of ad-hominem attacks, conservative use of facts to back up you are point."

Was my grammar correction subtle enough?

254 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 06:43

No. I only had to read it 3 times to notice it.

If 7up is 100% natural NOW, what was it BEFORE?

255 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 07:00

Tainted by high fructose corn syrup. Oh, wait.

Which Wikipedia page should I vandalize next?

256 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 07:27

257 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 09:25

No, the shrine I built in your honour is something normal that everyone does.

Why don't the birds sing anymore?

258 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 11:57

Because you shot them all.

Why 2-ch is shutting down?

259 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 13:10

It's crumbling under the weight of news4vip

260 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 13:23

Damn, it even broke this thread.

How much do I have to pay daddy COOL before I can gain access to a special area of VIP QUALITY?

261 Name: Daddy Cool : 1993-09-4889 14:33

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Depends on which you are subscribing for, the life-time membership is a 1 time fee of 5, the 3 month subscription is only 5.

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How do I subscribe?
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You private message "Daddy Cool" on the forums, with the phone # oraddress ON THE PAYPAL ACCOUNT YOU USED, I will then either call you(Instant Verification), or send you a letter to your house with the pincode (3-5 day Verification). Why? Because many people try to use fakePayPals to fraud the subscription, so I must take higher measures tomake sure it does not happen again, because I doubt anyone would wantme reporting them for fraud.

Note: Your information will NOT be given out to anyone, I will write itdown in my address book (not on computer) and delete it off my computerfor security measures of your personal information.

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Again, you may PM "Daddy Cool" with any questions or concerns, or justsimply reply to this thread. Do not spam or flame in this thread, youwill be immediately banned, no exceptions, no joking around saying"Flamed, jk".

Any other questions about my private area of VIP quality?

262 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 15:34

No, that will be all, thank you.

Is it a healthy idea to live off of freebasing ramen if I can't afford any better?

263 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 15:46

Not really, because of the damage it will do to your lungs. I suggest you stick to snorting the flavor packet.

If I keep my tritium glow-keychain in my front pocket, do I risk my potential offspring becoming hideous mutants?

264 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 17:09

No, you risk your potential offspring becoming powerful superheroes
who shame their nobody parents with there Bergeronesque excellence.

Will I win the lottery today?

265 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 18:44

Doubtful, since I bought the winning ticket

In retrospect, isn't it obvious that Tim Burton's Willy Wonka is the superior version?

266 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 20:17

I wouldn't know, I haven't seen it.

What seperates a good fetish from a bad one?

267 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 22:31

Wether it's mine, or wether it's yours.

Hiring a prostitute...especially if you're someone who's pathetic is that?

268 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 23:10

Only as pathetic as the sex.

Is Mystery Science Theatre 3000 any good?

269 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 23:54


What motivates someone like >>268 to ask such a stupid question?

270 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 04:43

his mother.

what do you get when you cross an operating room and a pentagram?

271 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 11:03

A nurse-proof maze.

What do you get when you cross an operating room and Pentagon?

272 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 15:06

A secret alien headquarters.

How do I cure melancholy?

273 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 15:41

Seek out Aliens, Time Travelers, Espers, Sliders, and play with them!

If Hillary just tossed her hat into the ring, what kind of hat was it?

274 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 16:26

A lesbohat!

What the fuck is a lesbohat?

275 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 17:12

A rainbow fedora, presuming Hillary is butch. Otherwise a pink bowler hat.

276 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 17:13

A Portmanteau word consisting of slang for a lesbian and an article of clothing.

Was this answer helpful?

277 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 17:21

No, it failed to tell whether Hillary is Butch.

Is Bill the Sundance Kid?

278 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 20:19

what what what

279 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 22:16

"Some answer", because if I don't next girl will answer anyways.

So what happened to dqn and The Elitist Superstructure?

280 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 22:48

i stopped visiting dqn for a while. i am the elitist superstructure.

will i ever find a girl who is not a complete idiot and will go out with me?

281 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 23:37

I don't see how that could ever occur, really. Just suck it up.

What is Squeeks' real name?

282 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 02:12

It is .. <static noise> ... e <more static noise + black and white film effect>

what happens if you ride in a nissan patrol for 12 hours?

283 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 07:36

You get your card stamped. Get 10 stamps and you 10% off price when you Nissan Skyline GT-R.

What the hell happened to my English?

284 Name: EVO IS NO.1 : 1993-09-4891 08:00

285 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 15:25

>>283 It began deteriorating the second you were introduced to the internet.

Why doesn't my browser have a spelling/grammer checker?

286 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 16:18

>>285 You get what you pay for. Or not, as the case may be.

Why isn't there a such thing as a free lunch?

287 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 18:11

Because then we wouldn't have an awesome acronym like TANSTAAFL.

Tom Jones, greatest artist or greatest artist?

288 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 18:15


How do you pronounce HIMEOBS?

289 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 18:45

Princess Zero Bullshit

Sierra Hotel is sooper sikrit code for...?

290 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 19:43

291 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 20:52

Because there are not DQNers here. All we have are some ELitists.

292 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 15:17

>>290 Because most of us are antisocial bastards who couldn't deal with real-time interaction.

That being the case, why don't more people join #4-ch on ?

293 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 19:05

>>292 because 4-ch is a hikikomori community !

Why hasn't anyone come out with any truly awesome music in over ten years?

294 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 19:11

Purely to spite your nostalgia-addicted backside.

What happens if a diamond falls into a black hole?

295 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 19:30

It hits rock bottom

How long will it take for me to get citizenship in japan?

296 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 19:41

IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 MINUTES... oh, wait. Five years, I think.

I gave up some territory, but I was allowed to retain a few leads to try to close them this quarter. I'm beginning to realize that I had forecasted a bit optimistically. Anyway, what do you do to maintain your Positive Mental Attitude?

297 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 22:43

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( ゚∀゚)彡 おっπ! おっπ!

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( ゚∀゚)彡 Why don't おっπ threads work in western forums?

298 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 22:48

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 Oppai threads don't work in Western forums because we are too individualistic!

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 You mean they won't copy-paste the same thing a thousand times? Who cares?

299 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 11:22

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 Oppai threads don't work in Western forums because we are too individualistic!

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 You mean they won't copy-paste the same thing a thousand times? Who cares?

300 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 11:41

Don't be sexist. You bastard.

How many girls post to DQN, anyway?

301 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4893 11:51

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 Oppai threads don't work in Western forums because we are too individualistic!

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 You mean they won't copy-paste the same thing a thousand times? Who cares?

302 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 12:58

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 Oppai threads don't work in Western forums because we are too individualistic!

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 You mean they won't copy-paste the same thing a thousand times? Who cares?

303 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 15:03

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 Oppai threads don't work in Western forums because we are too individualistic!

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 You mean they won't copy-paste the same thing a thousand times? Who cares?

304 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 15:07

Yes, that's exactly what I mean.

Can someone give me something to swat that bee or whatever the hell that is?

305 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 15:47

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 Oppai threads don't work in Western forums because we are too individualistic!

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 You mean they won't copy-paste the same thing a thousand times? Who cares?

306 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 16:17

I care. I care a LOT. More than you'll ever really know.

If I have to beat the fear of God into you, is it bad if I leave marks?

307 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 16:23

Not if the marks are shaped like the cross.

Who will take responsibility for this, this unbelievable failure?

308 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 16:48

What responsibilty? This is DQN, son, failure is part of our everyday nature.

Are you sure this is the board for you?

309 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 17:20

No, but I'm a poor boy without many options.

Have you ever had to just make do with what life handed you?

310 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 20:32

Yes, life handed me a penis but no vagina to play with.

Where can I get some prime vagina?

311 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 21:27

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 prime vagina don't work in Western forums because we are too individualistic!

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 You mean they won't copy-paste the same thing a thousand times? Who cares?

312 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 23:39

Certainly not me.

Is there really such a thing as Scheppervescence?

313 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 01:41

A what?

Can you say that in English,please?

314 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 01:49

What you say!

May you saying that in the Engrish,please [ka].

315 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 13:57

No, I'm forbidden by court order.

A wizard has turned you into a whale. Is this awesome?

316 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4894 14:08


What kind of pineapples?

317 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 15:06

Ah why I dunno.

Are puns funny?

318 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 16:25

Always. No exceptions.

What would be the best methoWHERE IS SARAH CONNOR?

319 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 16:28


Is a punch in the stomach an appropriate response to "Gao"?

320 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 16:41


Uho! Io otoko?

321 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 16:43

I'm so bishy, I'm considered an attractive nuisance.

If I see the Squeeks traveling on the road, should I kill him?

322 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 18:10

Splatter the bastard.

Can I use Squeeks as manure for my fields?

323 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 18:31

He'd enjoy it; his self-loathing is evident.

Did you view the source yet?

324 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 20:31

Nah, that sort of thing is for code-monkeys. I'm proud to not be a goddamned back-office code-monkey!

How many pointy-haired bosses does it take to screw up a project?

325 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 21:15

Just you, I think.

How come nobody can get "that guy" (you know who I'm talking about) fired?

326 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 21:39

Because he's actually working for the CIA.

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

327 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 23:06

Daddy Cool, and he maintains a private area of VIP quality ;)

328 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 23:07

Why do I always forget to append a question at the end of my solution?

329 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 23:12

Because you do not deem 4-ch worthy to answer your esoteric questions.

How do I deal with life?

330 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 23:28


Or is it Seppuku?

331 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 06:56

Who cares as long it ends his pathetic life.

Do you have an equally pathetic life?

332 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 10:14

no, i became an hero years ago

is it true that if i fap more than 5 times in one hour i will cum blood?

333 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4895 10:18


No, the record for most orgasms in one hour is held by a 14 year old boy and is about 24.

Why is DQN so cool?

334 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 10:37


Why do i miss nadia the secret of blue water so much?

335 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 15:10

>>334 I have no idea, because you can always purchase the R1 DVDs.

Why don't college students swallow goldfish anymore?

336 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 15:26

>>335 The risk of choking on the goldfish. Not funny, man.

What happens if you get into one little fight with the guys who are up to no good?

337 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 16:12

>>336 Since they are no-good for nothings they run away screaming.

Gawd I'm tired, how do I stop posting and go to sleep?

338 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 16:18

Use windowcleaner to increase your speed.

How do I got rid of tripfags?

339 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 17:30

You don't. They persist long after anonymous has fled.

How do I get these damned tea stains out of my mug?

340 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 23:17

Mix chlorine with bleach. Works like a charm!

How come there isn't a 2-episode animu named Chlorine?

341 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 23:50

Because of the Coreans. They take the animator jobs.

Why does sleeping in a closed room with a fan kill people?

342 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 00:34

Because people sleepwalk, sleep ladder climb, and the sleep get head cut off.

If Jimmy crack corn and no one cares, why was a song written about it?

343 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 15:02

If Jimmy had smoked crack instead, it would've been banned by the RIAA.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

344 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 15:14


Considering that we're all Eternal Septemberists, do you regularly read

345 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4896 15:32

Not regularly, but I occasionally like to persue the digests. You owe the oracle 12 pieces of oak wood.

If I created a magazine all about internet subculture, an e-zine, and published it monthly, would you subscribe? What price would you pay?

346 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 16:07

Mostly my sanity and my attention span. Is there really such a thing as an 'internet subculture' when the internet casts as wide a net as it does? There's more of an Internet Culture which has budded a large number of subcultures, but I'd no more call, say, otokukin a part of Internet Culture as I'd call Goths a part of Society. As for paying, hey, the internet wants to be FREE!

Do you prefer cool or warm fluorescent tubes?

347 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 20:31

Warm, because they're so cool.

How do I get these, uh, stains out of my wedding gown? I really need it tomorrow!

348 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 21:46

There's no time! Cancel the wedding to stall for time, and stage an elaborate robbery so you can get a new one.

When I close my eyes, I see many things. Yet, when I open them, I see nothing. What am I?

349 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 00:43

Blinded by excess masturbation.

If the mythbusters challenged the urban legend "You can do anything you want as long as you put your mind to it."?

350 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 02:35


They'd blow themselves up making a massive explosion.

What would George W Bush do if he met a Klingon?

351 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 03:21

call him Kahless

Are klingon incisors sharp?

352 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 17:28

Of course.

Is >>1 an idiot?

353 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 20:06

>>352 understands the only way to make a thread popular.


354 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 21:59

No, I've still got a lot of sunlight to collect.

What would I find if I were to examine the crack in the cave wall?

355 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 22:57

Nothing. You have to blow it up to find something.

So what's behind the wall?

356 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 23:51

A new car!!!

What am I likely to be eaten by?

357 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 00:02


is it creepy to love snacks for his gentle and playful spirit?

358 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 04:55

yes but coda is better

how do i keep people from gikopoi out of here?

359 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 14:01

Draw the chalk circle and chant the incantation, of course.

How do I get my cat to lose weight?

360 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 15:22

Stop feeding it so much. Get a clue,

Is a teddy bear holding a heart a good Valentine's gift?

361 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 15:34

Yes. Preferably still beating.

Whose heart should you use for it?

362 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 15:59

The bear's own heart.

Is this manly? Y/N

363 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 16:07

Only if you extracted the bear's heart with nothing but your bare hands.

How can I become more manly?

364 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 19:25

Linear Algebra.

0 / 0 = ?

365 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 19:47

Hey! I think it equals!

OH SHI-?!?

366 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 21:58

No, because 0 / 0 = ? is clearly somebody wearing glasses.

Who is hiding behind the glasses?

367 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 23:50

A person who isn't bulletproof.

Can I stay home from work tomorrow?

368 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 14:39

if carl says its okay

carl is this okay?

369 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 15:16

RIP carl 1993-1993

Who will approve >>367's day off if carl is dead?

370 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 15:41

>>367 should simply call into work with a vision problem.

Can you see going to work?

371 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 19:09

I can't see myself going to work.

What is a hikikomori?

372 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 20:03

A very sweaty monkey.

Shouldn't half of this thread be in a FAQ section?

373 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 20:45


But which FAQ section?

374 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 13:06

The "miscellaneous"section.

What should I name my lawful character, neutral character, and chaotic character in Shin Megami Tensei?

375 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 14:06

Moe, Larry and Curly, respectively.

Do you have any good idea for a tax write-off that the IRS won't find suspicious?

376 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 20:47

Yes, donate mittens to charity. The IRS won't dare suspect your kindhearted mittenism.

Why does my bellybutton feel so funny all of a sudden?

377 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 21:16

You're cosplaying as the Vis-tan variant that's been infecting /os/

What useful things can I do with my navel lint?

378 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 22:15

You can always use it as a poultice if you cut your finger.

How many boxes of Pocky can a sheep eat at a single sitting?

379 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 22:58

I wasn't aware sheep would eat Pocky. I think it's cardboard.

Now, how many boxes of Pocky can a weeaboo eat at a single sitting?

380 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 23:08

None, they'd all be busy paddling each other yelling Weeaboo! Weeaboo! Weeaboo!

Is Al Gore America's greatest president or America's greatest president ?

381 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 23:21

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382 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 04:48


Why am I getting my ass kicked in Oblivion so much?

383 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 10:26

Because you're not oblivious to the world around you.

Who is the smexy?

384 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 10:38

There is no such smexy.

Why is Dr. Phil such a douche?

385 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 12:49

He has more relevant knowledge now than you will ever have for the duration of your life.

What would you do if you found 10bux on the ground?

386 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 12:52

Hide it from Lowtax.

Is it true that the year 1993 will end on the 5000th day?

387 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 14:56

There's already strong evidence that it has not been 1993 for over a decade, though government scientists seek to minimize the impact of that revelation.

How have you spun information lately?

388 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 16:01

This is Sean Hannity from Fox News, and we only report the news in a fair and balanced fashion.

How long will it be until the liberal media conspiracy ends?

389 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 18:53

It will reign until a band of plucky young conservatives gather the three sacred pillars of republicanism and destroy the media tyrant from the lower hells, known to us as Al Gore.

Should I be making contracts with demons?

390 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 19:17

Only if you get everything in writing. An oral contract isn't worth the parchment it's printed on.

Do I have to sacrifice the cat?

391 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 22:21

Red colored Kool-Aid will suffice for most demons.

Just what are a TSUDZU and a DELTA?

392 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 22:54

They are the things that MOJIBAKE WARRIOR BUN uses to spread mojibake throughout the world.

δ三 ← DELTA
三三三つづ ← TSUDZU

Why does Wikichan break so much?

393 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 00:25

I believe it boils down to being a monetary issue.

What the fuck is mojibake?

394 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 02:12

   | MOJIBAKE (文字化け)
   | Gibberish characters, often caused
   | by encoding problems. Looks something like:
   | トe楓¥;ユA愚トe楓¥;ユA愚トe楓¥;ユA愚Ф
   |     。
   Λ Λ  /
〜/U /
 U U  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

Does this answer your question?

395 Name: つづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづ : 1993-09-4902 03:29

Not quite.

Is つづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづ a mojibake?

396 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 06:09

I'm pretty sure it's just moji in its raw, uncooked form.

Where did the expressions "animu" and "hentae" originate?

397 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 07:05

A mockery of the wapanese language!

"Hentai" is an English word now, don't you agree?

398 Name: !Ep8pui8Vw2 : 1993-09-4902 07:13


399 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 08:17


Pass or Fail?

400 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 08:18

( ´ω`) ....bastard.

401 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 08:20

(・∀・) You got 400GET, grandpa! Why are you cursing?

402 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 12:46

( ´ω`) but you are one your mother was a slut

why is the sky blue?

403 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 14:08

A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colours because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight.

What does it mean if I can kiss my elbow?

404 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 15:02

That you dislocated your shoulder.

(屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY do people ask these questions of me?

405 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 00:03

(・∀・) Actually, I was talking to grandpa.

( ´ω`) WHY don't you go play in traffic?

406 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 04:47

(・∀・) This thread isn't the right thread

How much is your mass?

407 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 05:14

More than you can afford, bub.

What happens when a car, made of diamond, hits a wall which is also made of diamond, at 120 kilometers per hour?

408 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 11:16

It explodes in a HORRIBLE KABLOOEY! sha-bang!

Where can I learn to speak Wapanese?

409 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 11:42

your doing it right now

how do i get up in the morning?

410 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 11:50

get what up in the morning?

411 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 15:55

By lifting your head of off the pillow, pulling off the comforter, and stepping into your slippers.

Why is a soft-bristle toothbrush better than firm?

412 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 20:16

because I will it so

why do androids dream of electric sheep?

413 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 20:59

Mostly because Rossum's Universal Robots built their largest factory in New Zealand.

What's your favorite mutton recipe?

414 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 22:21

Muton Roshi... yes the man in dragonball

what flavour am I?

415 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 23:16

Cherry Girl!

Soshite otokotte rodeo wo
Umaku nori ko nasa nakya
Ikura abaretetemo
Atashitachi ga oshiete ageru

What's the deal with Saitama, anyway?

416 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 00:39

Higher than average number of wierd news stories come out of Saitama.

What the fuck is spoobnumby?

417 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 00:57

   / @ @)
トヘγ““《 》”、   < It's the last thing you see before you die

What the fuck is this thing?

418 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 02:20

a fish?

What do I do with an English major?

419 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 02:22

Work at Taco Bell!

Why does Chinese food taste the same everywhere?

420 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 06:42

Because it's always made out of real Chinese people.

Should I take this little freelance gig or hold out for a potentially bigger one?

421 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 14:02

Take it. Ramen doesn't grow on trees, you know!

So, where are the world's principle ramen mines located?

422 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 14:40

Right next to the best spaghetti fisheries. Odd as it may sound, these two things have absolutely no correlation.

What was that sound? I swear I heard something.

423 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 15:10

Weather balloon. Nothing to hear here, folks. Move along.

Why hasn't the aliens came and brought me along for a spectral inter-racial intercourse on the fringes of the universe yet?

424 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 16:42

Because they have brains the size of a planet, and your skull would explode if they tried to communicate.

Should I write a tell-all biography about 4-ch?

425 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 21:19

Yes. It would be a great cure for insomniacs the world over.

Who was born in a house full of pain?

426 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 07:54

Mickey Mouse.

Should I perform a show-it-all biopsy of 4-ch?

427 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 08:21

Yes, for great justice.

Should we invade MysticWicks?

428 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 08:26

No, we must continue to single thread invade Dissolute Production's Eragon thread in the TV & Film forum.

Why are ugly women like Rosie O'donnell allowed to be on TV?

429 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 08:34

Because after years of big-breasted blondes you need something "different" to fap to.

How did IT'S TOO MUCH METAL FOR ONE HAND and IT'S OVER 9000 get mixed together?

430 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 09:12

They're both variations on the ancient Monty Python archetype, where you start a sentence with "IT'S".

Is it indeed a man's life in the British Dental Association?

431 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 14:16

I prefer the Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium.

Does Watson communicate in the Sherlock Holmes English Speaking Vernacular?

432 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 14:30

I hope so, because it doesn't speak Apple. The Mac version of Watson is no longer fully supported as of October 5, 2004. Please stay tuned for more news about future releases of Watson from its licensee, Sun Microsystems.

Why vi?

433 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 16:01

Why not?

Why not?

434 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 20:43

No support for MS-Word documents

Isn't it time we stopped the invasion of Dissolute Production's Eragon thread?

435 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 21:43

It IS time to stop the invasion. Therefore, I am offering this bill for consideration to cut off funding for the invasion force, forcing DQN-kun to bring our boys back home immediately, consequently ending this unfortunate display of adventurism.

Does drinking Rockstar play havoc with my kidneys?

436 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 22:47

I think it depends how much you drink

Why is it 1993?

437 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 23:28

The idiots haven't left the internet yet.

What the fuck is wrong with >>439?

438 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 23:29

I don't know, why don't you ask >>439?

What's your problem, huh?

439 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 23:51

I'm sick and fed up with >>437

Will you marry me >>440

440 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 00:25

I don't know...But Charlie! We're going to Candy Mountain, Charlie. Yeah, Candy Mountain!

What happens when you get to Candy Mountain?

441 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 14:05

Your teeth defect to Dentiststan.

How come my cock no longer caws?

442 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 16:28

Because it has no affect.

What is the difference between a state and a commonwealth?

443 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 21:24

gudrr states is like those thingys that like people live in right and common wealth is when most people is rich then common wealth is for the rich common peoples and stats where they lives at.

can youse please hit me on the head again so my smarts canabee what they was 'for now?

444 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 03:39


  ∧_∧   | |
  ( ・∀・)
 と    ) 
   Y /ノ     人
    / )    <  >_∧∩
  _/し' //. V`Д´)/ ←>>443

Who put the "bomp" in the bomp-du-bomp-du-bomp?

445 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 04:49

Bompe duBompe of Chantilly Lace, as detailed by the Great and Wise Usenet Oracle.

So, did you upgrade to Vista yet?

446 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 07:00

If by upgrade you mean buy a boxed copy of Vista Ultimate, shit all over it then posted pics on the Internet, then yes, I did upgrade.

Where do you want to go today?

447 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 12:23

I wanna go home, mommy.

Are we there yet?

448 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 14:02

If you ask one more time, I'm going to turn this car around and we're all going straight home.

Can I have another cookie?

449 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 15:03

If you ask one more time, i'm going to turn this cookie around and shove it in your mouth.

What does DQN stands for?

450 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 15:16

It actually means "dokyun," the Japanese word for "stupid."

Anta baka?

451 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 15:17

It stands for "Dee Que Enn"

Was this answer helpful?

452 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 15:58

Yes, your use of phonetics really stimulated my brain activity, allowing me to easily recall information.

That demonstration of "Hook on Phonics" worked for me. Did it work for you?

453 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 17:10

Not as much as Easy Spanish. "Step on a chair, see a loose light."
Silla = chair, luz = light. Cool, eh?

Why do people mock my shuffle for its lack of display?

454 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 20:53

because there is not enough fanservice in it

Why would a cake declare its own deliciousness on DQN?

455 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 20:54

DQN provides the most appropriate forum to stare down the world and say "Eat me!"

Have you sat on it and rotated?

456 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 21:34

No, but I did carry out and be w

How come it seems like I'm the only guy fighting against sexual fetishism these days?

457 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 02:42

Because, in a time, where sexual fetishism runs free, ONE MAN...has the courage to fight against it.

How can I tell which copypasta is Elitist quality from the 4chan quality stuff?

458 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 03:13

Press near the stem firmly, with your thumb. If it gives in, it is Elitist quality, if it is stiff, it is 4chan quality.

How much longer do I have?

459 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 04:52

Two weeks.

What is that game?

460 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 06:14


Where did I put my keys?

461 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 09:25

In the lock, duh.

What did you do for the Elitist Superstructure today?

462 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 09:51

I drowned a baby.

Shit, is that my kid? I think i'm in trouble...

463 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 11:43

That maybe your kid but you're definitely in trouble. I am an affiliate of Elitist Superstructure and I find baby drowning to be distasteful.

I feel like either taking >>462 off the map or correcting >>462's grammar. What should I do with >>462?

464 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4909 13:12

Correct his grammar.

The question is, is the past participle of drown 'drowned' or 'druwn'?

465 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 13:58

Drowned. Definitely Drowned.

How do you pronounce 'vlog', as in video blog? Can you upload a wave file of yourself saying it somewhere?

466 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 22:02

No. But it's pronounced like Vlad the Impaler.

Who the hell has a video blog anyhow? Does Vlad the Impaler have one?

467 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 22:25

Only the foolish and those who lack QUALITY have video "blogs" Vlad the Impaler does not possess a videoblog, but he is an avid user of LiveJournal and a noted writer of gothic poetry.

How can I become a mojibake warrior?

468 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 00:29

By singing this song while typing pseudo-shift-JIS gibberish:

"I've fallen in love with Vlad the Impaler
And Hitler and Nixon and Ahab the Whaler."

How do I shot web?

469 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 01:13

By going back to 4chan.

Who am I?

470 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 06:22


Who is Squeeks?

471 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 10:28

Not applicable.

How do I use this... this "head on"?

472 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 10:30

pucker your lips and blow

Play it again, sam?

473 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 11:35

hell no!!

What is "American Intelligence"?

474 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 13:41

A contradiction in terms.

How come it seems like every animu released since 2004 seems to have at least one character with a prominent snaggle tooth?

475 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 14:33

It makes Tsuruya cuter. nyoro~n.

What can I do with this tiny paper umbrella now that I've removed it from this rum powered concoction?

476 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 16:07

Swallow it and then make out with your girlfriend while she writhes on you so that the pointed end of the toothpick can puncture through your intestines into other vital organs as it moves through your digestive tract. I love House, M.D. so much.

Will it ever be lupus?

477 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4910 16:24

It'll never be lupus

Will House ever realise his show is not as good as Scrubs?

478 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 16:34

No, his twin (Dr Cox) will kill him in the face before he gets the chance.

Can I do it?

479 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 16:47

No, but you can fake it.

Can anyone recommend a good RPG?

480 Name: Disgruntled : 1993-09-4910 17:02

There are no good RPGs

The president was just kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?

481 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 17:16

Yes. He treated me to hamburgers.

How do they make those hamburgers anyway?

482 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 17:54

By grinding beef, adding egg, some breadcrumbs and seasoning, then cooking on a grill. Serve on a bun with appropriate garnish and condiments.

How the hell do you justify $3.50 for a box of Girl Scout Cookies?!

483 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 18:50

They're made out of real girl scouts.

Is it can it be hugz tiem pleez?

484 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 10:54

No, no hugs for those who misquote age-old memetry. Seriously, dude.

What's, like, the most tubular of like all the memes around here and like stuff?

485 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 14:08

I don't understand your question. Next please!

Doesn't Scrubs suck more than House does?

486 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 15:52

Scrubs is even stupider than Everybody Loves Raymond, which of course, was completely stupid. So yes, it sucks much more.

Why won't anyone accept Monopoly money when I offer it as payment?

487 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 16:14

You gotta use it in Canada.

Why is this guy so late in turning around our contract?

488 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 09:57

He's got no hands, and thus cannot effectively manipulate the paper the contract is printed on.

How do I gained access to private area of VIP quality?

489 Name: VIPPER : 1993-09-4912 12:00


How do I get out of here?

490 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 12:15

Take a left at the Grandpa thread, then a right at the second Oppai thread.

Or was it the other way around?

491 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 18:33

No, you got it right, but you forgot to mention how >489 has to avoid the squeeks thread at all costs.

How do gay people make babies?

492 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 20:32

Gay magic.

What should I have for lunch?

493 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 20:56

Gay magic.

What should I wash my dinner down with?

494 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 21:19

Gay magic.

What do you call the type of illusionary discipline wherein unexpected and surprising items can be produced from the anus of a man by another man using his no-no?

495 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 21:33

Gay magic!

What killed Freddy Mercury?

496 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 21:34

Gay magic.


497 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 21:38

Gay magic.

How do I becomes the lesbian, it is?

498 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 22:02

Magicu no gayu

What school of magic would be most useful for me to learn?

499 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 22:04


Now what?

500 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 22:07

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

How do I ruined thread?

501 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 22:11

You got 500.

Do you notice your blinking rate now that you have read my question?

502 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 22:38

Not really. I use w3m and the terminal cursor doesn't blink.

Does anybody fusianasan in 4-ch?

503 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 01:58

No, but I've got some nasal fusion here instead.

Will that be OK?

504 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 02:59

Dude, if you can make your nostrils dance, more power to you.

fusianasan isn't a good idea, is it?

505 Name: : 1993-09-4913 03:12

Whatever are you talking about?

Is my computer broadcasting an IP address?

506 Name: : 1993-09-4913 07:00

(=o=) Your computer is broadcasting your IP address. Download this program to protect yourself from hackers.

How did the hackers manage to broadcast my IP address?

507 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 11:31

Gay magic.

What the fuck is wrong with hackers?

508 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4913 11:58

Gay magic.

What's straight magic?

509 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 13:52

Some sort of christian magic, I'd assume.

I created a monster with the "gay magic" thing, didn't I?

510 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4913 14:15

Gay magic.

Gay magic?

511 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 14:32

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512 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 15:13

Gay magic.

Is there a bi magic?

513 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 15:38


Should He-man be called Het-man?

514 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 15:57

No, but perhaps you can attach that name to Skeletor.

Is it worth buying that snowblower this late in the season?

515 Name: Disgruntled : 1993-09-4913 16:10

I wouldn't know, I live in SoCal.

Is Taco Bell trully the paragon of mexican cultural achievement?

516 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 23:01

I suppose in the way that P.F.Chang's would be the paragon of Chinese cultural achievement.

Why does P.F.Chang's cost so much anyway?

517 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 23:04

Gay Magic.

Is this a copout?

518 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4913 23:25

Gay magic.

I'm too scared to answer questions properly =(. What should I do?

519 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 00:28

Homosexual Witchcraft.

What's for lunch?

520 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 02:17

Chinese food, which travels in underground pipelines throughout the world, and that is why it tastes the same everywhere.

I want some Chinese food. (Yes, I know that's not a question. Just answer it already.)

521 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 02:19

Gay magic.

Did you like my answer?

522 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 03:02

Gay magic.

Gay magic desu ka?

523 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 03:07

Iie. Haado geii majiko desu ne.

Is the Internet really a series of tubes?

524 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 04:20

YES, and it is NOT a truck that you just dump everything in it.

What happens if i put a horadric staff in a horadric Cube?

525 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 04:37

Gay magic.

Does anyone care that I'm really the person who created "Gay magic", and not >>509?

526 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 04:38

It transmute to gay magic.

Fallopian tubes or just tubular tubes?

527 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 05:35

Tubes of the gay variety.

Why are niggers black?

528 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 10:20

Gay nigger magic.

Why hasn't >>525 realized that I was the one who replied again with "gay magic", even though he might have first used the original phrase?

529 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 11:31

I don't know, but it clicked with me as well.

How can I become a drag queen?

530 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 11:53

Dress up like a woman.

How do I not ansewer what you expect?

531 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 12:12

You didn't resort to using that phrase.

Is it true that the coming of 1994 will be heralded by signs and great omens?

532 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 13:10

Yes, plenty of gay magic.

You sick of this homosexual warlock agenda yet?

533 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 13:38

You can't get sick of gay magic. That's impossible.

Would you like some more?

534 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4914 14:39

Gay magic? Sure!

Has this thread just become the mystical bumsex thread?

535 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 15:04

It's moar liek the Arcade Bumstead thread.


536 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 15:07

No. You are not.

Why do some evil corporate bastards use artificial vanilla instead of the real thing?

537 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4914 16:06

Artificial vanilla instead of gay magic? Yes, those bastards!

Why is my laptop no longer working?

538 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 16:41

It was running on gay magic.

What else could it be?

539 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 12:44

A poofter warlock might've put a hex on it.

Get it? Laptop? Computer? "hex"?

540 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 15:03

I don't get it so I'll pull out my trump card: gay magic!

Did you get any chocolate?

541 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 16:07

No, I'm all out of gay mana to cast a chocolate gay magic spell.

Is it a good idea to post on DQN all day instead of search for love on this Valentine's Day?

542 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 16:20

Your search for love would be completely fruitless, so no, nothing is wasted.

Do we truly have nothing left to aspire to? Are we really just shells of human beings waiting one day at a time for oblivion to come?

543 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 16:42

Sometimes, the truth hurts, dear...

Does the truth hurt?

544 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 18:01

Only when the truth is gay magic.

Should I ask this one girl to be my Valentine? I'm pretty sure she'd say yes, but she lives 1500 miles away.

545 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 18:59

Only if you have some magical way of having sex with her 1500 miles away.

What's with this "gay magic" shit?

546 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 19:19

DQN needs a Christian enema.

Do you 'yahoo'?

547 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 19:30

No, not since Brokeback Mountain.

How sad is this, dicking around on DQN on valentine's day when I could be spending money on officially romantic crap on a corporate-designed faux holiday?

548 Name: 7th Guest!IFBjOMrar2 : 1993-09-4915 20:02

Really sad, almost as sad as the anti-corporate rationalisation you give for being a hikki.

Is 'hikki' an appropriate short form of 'hikkomori'?

549 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 20:44

I'm not anwsering your stupid question because you need to leave here.

Will you be my valentine?

550 Name: 7th Guest!IFBjOMrar2 : 1993-09-4915 20:52

Not after that.

Will you be my valentine?

551 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4915 21:11

Oh you cad, your gay magic has charmed me (^ 3^) Mwa!

Where shall we go for our first date?

552 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 21:36

Pow! Zip! Right to the moon!

The sitcom form hasn't evolved much over the years, has it?

553 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 16:40

An argument could be made that content follows the Zeitgeist in such a way that the immutability of some of the conventions works as a metaphor for that of human nature.

Is there a secret I'm just not getting to efficiently picking your nose with your pinky finger?

554 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 18:45

Not really. The pinky is not flexible enough for precision nasal excavations. Experts recommend that the pinky be relegated to either the swinging of weeaboo-enabled sword replicas or the casting of cup-related gay magic.

So how was your valentine's day?

555 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 19:32

It had too much gay magic.

How was yours?

556 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 19:44

It didn't have enough gay magic.

How was your Valentine's Day, >>557?

557 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 19:47

I had a lot of fun looking at lolicon all day. It truly was a day of love.

Will Sakura from Cardcaptor Sakura ever love me as much as I love her?

558 Name: Sakura : 1993-09-4916 22:24

No fucking way.

Am I cute?

559 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 22:28

No fucking way.

Yes fucking away?

560 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 22:48

I mean, I guess.

Has anyone bought lots of cheap chocolate today?

561 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 23:11


562 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 23:11


563 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 00:04

That's not actually a question. So it can't be answered. So this isn't an answer.

How come MODD doesn't strike these flooders down with harsh vengeance?

564 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 03:05

Because this is DQN, and he would have to use gay magic.

Why is my cat going bald on her belly and ass?

565 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 03:34

You shave your pussy.

Should I create a wiki article on "Gay Magic" for giggles?

566 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 04:30


Should loli be legalized?

567 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 04:31

Yes, but screenshot it before it dies.

How long will the article last?

568 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 04:34

Until October.

What is the password?

569 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 04:47

Your Mom

What is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything?

570 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 04:53

54 in base 13.

What is the ultimate question?

571 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 04:57

I'm sorry, but I cannot answer a question with another question, it is against my programming.

What is the air speed velocity of an unladened swallow?

572 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 04:59

"What is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything?"

So the answer is 41? Am I stupid or something?

573 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 05:17

No, your math skills are rusty.

What should we do about !-san?

574 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 06:49



575 Name: Arbiter (Dissolute Productions) : 1993-09-4917 07:51

I'm on your board spamming it up the way yu spammed up mine. Not as much fun when it's YOU on the recieving end, is it?

576 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 09:46

I don't know, responding to a single thread invasion with a one-man invasion is sort of tasteful.

How should I decorate my immaturity mansion?

577 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 11:50

With glorious spam.

I think that the immaturity mansion is the place to be. What should I do to convince the other elitists to follow me there?

578 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 11:55

I dunno. Maybe we should change our name to "The Immaturity Mansion of DQN"

Is that a ridiculous idea or what?

579 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 12:37

I don't know, it's been done before.

But how would the Elitist Superstructure react?

580 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 13:12

Unknowable, since the reaction would be indistinguishable from random occurrance.

How come DQN is the slowest board on 4-ch?

581 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 13:30

Not many are willing to brave the path to the Immaturity Mansion.

How far must I travel until I reach its very doors?

582 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 14:34

The Immaturity Mansion is as far away as the farthest arcade, yet as close as your Xbox controller.

Am I qualified to enter?

583 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 15:27

It depends on the order of you social structure.

Is your social structure superstructure quality, or merely substructure quality?

584 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4917 16:27

Well the quality of my social structure is defined by company I keep. I hang around here a lot so clearly the quality is on par with the other five posters at DQN.

Does the Single Thread Invasion Sub-Committee still exist, or was the meeting disbanded?

585 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 19:34

They disbanded over a disagreement about what sort of pizza to order.

Is Phoenix Wright the best game for the DS?

586 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 20:18

No. Both Castlevania are.

How could anybody disagree with this?

587 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 20:34

(屮゚Д゚)屮 WHEN You've discoverd the unending joy of Phoenix Wright, everything else seems inferior.

щ(`Д´щ) WHY are you doing it wrong?

588 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 22:46

Because doing it right isn't rewarding.

How will we cheer Squeeks up, now that he's feeling all emo?

589 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 23:13

By letting him know about the adversaries

How is the viral advertisement going with the superstructure website?

590 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 05:52

I don't know about that but DUDEZ chek this totally bitchin' s1t3 that i found dudez, it's R4D FOR THE EXTREME and lol to the m4x:

Who is your favourite Japanese cabinet minister?

591 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 06:46


What do you think about the number 2993?

592 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 12:31

its kinda gay.

how can I refrain from using 4chan memes in questions and answers that is the epicness of dqn?

593 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 12:35

Hang around for a while. This is a place where you can just chill or totally hang out. You'll get the hang of things around here soon enough.

How far is it to Tiparary?

594 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 16:15

It's a long way to Tipperary, it's a long way to go.

How long is long?

595 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 16:17

|----------------------------------| This long.

Knock Knock?

596 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 17:06


It's >>595 is an idiot.

597 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 18:38

Why did we suddenly switch to asking the question before giving the answer?

Gay magic.

598 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 18:46

That's pretty homosexual.

Shouldn't we resume?

599 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 18:52


How old is Grandpa?
( ´ω`) How old am I?

600 Name: ( ^ω^) : 1993-09-4919 20:56

Old enough.

What's the capital of Zaire?

601 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 21:19


Canb anyone recommend some really hard RPGs?

602 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 22:09

Fallout 2

Capital of punishment?

603 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 02:28

Washington D.C.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

604 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 03:21


What does "chotto" mean?

605 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 03:37

It's a verb predicate preparing to point to a person/place/thing/direction that someone/something is "chotting".

Where do you chot to?

606 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 04:27 Daddy Cool!

Should this go out on the next DQN soundtrack?

607 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 06:46

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When will Duke Nukem Forever come out?

608 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 08:13

Divide infinity by 0.00 for your answer.

Wait, there was a first DQN Soundtrack?

609 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 09:25

Of course, we're on the cutting edge of the music biz'. It included such classics as 'I'm a big fat butt,' and who could forget 'All Alone for Christmas (As Usual)'

Will it ever go platinum?

610 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 09:27

It will go platinum if we unite our wills and hearts as one.

Is this game DQN quality?

611 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 14:45

Hey! No linking to the extranet, you silly fool!

When will the remix album be released?

612 Name: ( ´_,ゝ`)!qLi0waROtA : 1993-09-4920 22:56

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613 Name: ( ´_,ゝ`)!qLi0waROtA : 1993-09-4920 22:59

Did I post in the right topic?

614 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 06:04


Should we change the name of the DQN board? Perhaps back to the Forbidden Garden of DQN?

615 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 06:20

I think it should be the Gay Magic of DQN instead.

What the fuck was that, Elwood?

616 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 11:36

A very bizarre meme.

What about The Immaturity Mansion of DQN?

617 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 12:13

The immaturity mansion isnt that popular, sadly.

Why did I do it for the lols?

618 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 18:05

Because you thought that lols were worth it. (They weren't. Silly harman.)

What do I have to do to get some bra!nz in here?

619 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 22:28

Theres nothing you can do, there are NO BRAINS HERE, ITS DQN, DURRRRRRRR

How many posters are there here, really?

620 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 23:59

Eight. Don't tell anyone.

Why do I spend so much time on DQN, that it actually cuts into my sleep and makes me almost late for work?

621 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 19:02

Gay magic compels you.

Hasn't the Elitist Superstructure gag got a bit old by now?

622 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 19:31

It isn't a gag, it's a way of life.

How do I get to the Forbidden Garden from the Immaturity Mansion?

623 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 20:58

You can't, it's forbidden.

Hasn't the grandpa gag got a bit old by now?

624 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 22:03

Well he is grandpa after all.

Hasn't grandpa's ball gag got a little old by now?

625 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 22:03

The Grandpa gag is never old!

( ´ω`) < It keeps Rei quiet really well!

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What has Rei's diner actually NOT run out of?

626 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 22:07

Goddamnit >>624, I was replying to >>623 with that joke! D=<<

627 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 23:59

That's not a question.

Is this Battletoads?

628 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 06:08

Yes, this is Battletoads.

So, does Rei like GAY MAGIC too?

629 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 06:13


Does this answer your question?

630 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 07:26

no, but the powers of nonheterosexual wizardry helped me solve it.

why are there so many granpa threads now? Is it the work of darkpa?

631 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 10:15

No...if I had to hazard a guess, I'd suspect there was some sort of man-sex conjuring.

Where do people find all of those saitama articles from?

632 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 11:44

Through the power of queer sorcery.

Ah shit, I've gone and ruined it now, haven't I?

633 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 13:15

Yes, damage control agents will be here momentarily to remove the remains.

Seriously, guys, what HASN'T Rei's diner run out of?

634 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 14:23

Why, Love. The love of a Waitress for her customers. The love of patrons for their cute server. And of course, the love of TIPS.

How long has the Rei been a spy for the Terrorism Information and Prevention System?

635 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 17:58

It's better not to ask that kind of questions. You never know who's listening!

Shouldn't this thread be called "ITT we consult the poster below us"?

636 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 18:59

No, because if it was, it would be lost in all of the other 'structured post' threads. This one still maintains its independence.

I think I have the flu. What's the best cough remedy that you know of?

637 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 20:01

Have a rest, also skip a week of school/work

What is it that makes DQN so DQN?

638 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 20:25

DQN is when you get a thread like this to be the fifth Google result for "gay magic".

How else would you describe DQN?

639 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 04:09

"In this board we get 1000 by..."

Google seems to like 4-ch. What other phrases should we try and googlebomb?

640 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 04:59


What do we get to by ITT, again?

641 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 13:05

That would be 1000, my good sir.

Unless >>1000-san is still kidnapped! Is he?

642 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 15:32

Yes - and you'll never find out who did it! Muaahhaaahahahah!

When will my boss call with the bad news?

643 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 16:32

Probably on Tuesday, when he sobers up.

So.. what project do you want to work on next?

644 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 16:35

I'll be happy to escape with my life, even if it is without honour.

What projects are there available for a guy who doesn't have his left pinky anymore?

645 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 17:04

Obviously nothing where tea is served, you barbarian.

Are you ready for re-education in the countryside?

646 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 01:46

of course. I want to learn from the nature.

田 does this look like the windows logo to you?

647 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 01:49

Whats a windows logo?

Why do I keep coming back here?

648 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 01:54

Because your off-line life is pointless, dull and demeaning. DQN is the only friends you have, all five of us.

What would happen if gay magic were to, say, suddenly run out, cease to exist, that sort of thing?

649 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 02:28

People would stop thinking it's funny and find a new catchphrase to beat into the ground.

Why are the Global Warming maniacs so damn worried about a worst-case 6 degree C increase in temperature over the next 100 or so years?

650 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 03:25

Because that's fucking scary

Shouldn't I be panicking now?

651 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 08:24

You may very well panic and run around in circles, because your grand grand grandchildren are going to live in one shitty world.

How do you do a 360 turn in a car?

652 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 09:26

Take off your seatbelt. Squat on your chair, and keep turning right until you face the steering wheel again.

Why is >>649 so damn ignorant? Of global warming that is.

653 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 09:41

Could it be that >>652 is ignorant? (

How do you fix dead/stuck pixels?

654 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 18:41

You don't.

Could I be any more unhelpful than that?

655 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 19:37

I don't know.

Did I just top >>654?

656 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4925 22:15

No clue.

is this thread doomed now?

657 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 22:39


658 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 22:48

Ignoring >>657's response, your monitor is actually made up of grids of Pixel fairies. These kind, lovable enchanted creatures glow brighter when they're happy, and cooperate to make your display crisp and visible... but sometimes, a pixel fairy dies... and since pixel fairies are stationary, they cannot bury their deceased friends. A dead pixel is a dead fairy.

Do you accept the veracity of this explanation?

659 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 22:51

Sounds reasonable.

What are your thoughts on cheese?

660 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 22:52

Sounds reasonable.

What are your thoughts on cheese?

661 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 22:57

I like cheese.

Why do you keep repeating yourself?

662 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 22:58

With enough gay magic, everything is fabulously delicious.

How much is too much gay magic?

663 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 22:59

Nervous tics.

Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

664 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 00:58

I believe this thread is the work of a single, sad person.

665 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 01:00

Didn't you get the memo? There's at least four of us here!

What's with this latest memo then? Its sender address reads "Immaturity Mansion"! That can't be right!

666 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 01:25

It's not right.

Didn't you get the memo?

667 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 05:01

Too many to read.

Who is going to get the job done if everybody is busy reading memos?

668 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 05:04

Good question. Maybe somebody will know if we send a memo out.

Who wants to get started on memo passing?

669 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 10:03

I'll send out a memo asking for volunteers.

Do you think the Immaturity Mansion will become mired in its own bureaucracy ?

670 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 10:59

Bureaucracy is for loozers.

Deodorant or perfume?

671 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 14:20

The AXE effect.

Who will win world war three?

672 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 14:21

The AXE effect.

Who will win world war three?

673 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 15:57

The AXE effect.

Who will win world war three?

674 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 16:56

Gay magic.

Who will lose world war three?

675 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 17:36

The AXE effect.

Who will win world war three?

676 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 17:38

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Individualism! Individualism!

677 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 19:14

disregard that, I suck cocks

Who will win world war three?

678 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 19:30

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Individualism! Individualism!

679 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 20:15

The AXIS effect.

Do you, for one, welcome your new snazzily clad fascist overlords?

680 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 20:22

I love GAY HITLER! He has so much gay magic!

How can I become Japanese for real?

681 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 21:45

There is only one way for a wapanese to become Japanese for real. You must travel to the four corners of DQN, and collect the twelve sacred AA-relics of Quality. You must gather them together, start a thread in which every reply is the exact same kopipe, and then post all twelve sacred relics of Quality in the 1000-GET - the most world-shatteringly epic 1000-GET ever. Needless to say, this will release enough energy to destroy a small country, but you will, if you survive, finally have become Japanese for real. Good luck, young one, your journey begins now.

Will you ever complete such a quest?

682 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 21:59

its ok im on my 4rth year and next year ill apply for citizenship.

who is from the hansai region

683 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 03:03

No one. The hansai region does not support human life.

Why are all these 4chan faggots suddenly here?

684 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 04:12

Because someone decided to spam VIP?

Is DQN funnier than VIP?

685 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 04:26

Depends if you mean funny-haha or funny-peculiar.

What have you got that don't got spam in it?

686 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 05:51

 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole spam thing.
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Isn't it more likely that the 4chan VIPpers faked their own invasion just to stir up trouble?

687 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 14:03

Well in theory. I wish they'd fake their own deaths however, only without the faking and with real, actual death.

So how come they don't simply out-bump the VIP spam themselves, rather than coming over to fag up our precious DQN?

688 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 15:09

I hate to burst your bubble, but there is nothing precious about DQN, unless you are using 'precious' in the derogatory sense.

When squeeks leaves, we'll be down to only four members. Can I count on you three to pick up the slack?

689 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 15:18

Because they are VIP quality, enough said.

The real question is how do we protect the public image of the Elitist Superstructure of DQN when there are enemy agents on the loose impersonating us, and causing havoc? Damage Control Agents have been unable to stop them!

690 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 02:09

Seems that Damage Control was a little too enthusiastic. Everyone fears to bump this thread!

Seriously you guys, is the three of you all we have? The best of the best? This doesn't look good for the future of the future, you know.

691 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 14:39

Actually, there are five of us left. And you know, five is more than enough for a powerful team. Also, we can gather together and summon the Terrakian from within, and she will fly in on her very ugly bird and save DQN.

Did you steal my Lochnar, you bitch?

692 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 14:05

... You die, she dies, everybody dies.

I'm drinking Rockstar JUICED. It tastes okay, but is it really worth $2.50?

693 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 14:30

Only if it's $2.50 Canadian.

What exactly is wa shock?

694 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 14:43

It's the effect of surprising a moë anime character.

Why do you ask?

695 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 15:01

Well, I have a secret crush on the girl next door, because she wears glasses and hair ribbons...

But that's not important right now. What can I do with my collection of floppies now that the a: drives is obsolete?

696 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 17:52

Drink coasters.

If I never answer my cell phone, what's the point of having one?

697 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 17:56

You need something to hang your cute mascot.

Can you really feel masculine while eating Men's Pocky?

698 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 18:51

Yes. Men's Pocky is made for REAL MEN.
Is it possible to feel masculine while eating Women's Pocky?

699 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 19:20

There is nothing so un-butch as eating Pocky. You may as well just lop off the boys and join the megabyzi.

Now that I have a house with a fireplace, where can I hire a Vestal Virgin?

700 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 19:32

over there.

Why can't I think of anything witty or clever right now?

701 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 19:35

Because you failed to 700GET.

щ(`Д´щ) WHAT the hell is the matter with you?

702 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 19:36

It was probably the after-lunch sugar crash, or perhaps the enormity of dealing with a failed 700GET.

Will houndstooth make a comeback this decade?

703 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 14:47

I suspect that Glenn Plaid has a better chance. Or seersucker.

Have you gone shopping yet for spring clothing?

704 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 15:12

I'm too busy trying to select a desktop wallpaper.

What time is it at the north pole?

705 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 17:16

Time to PARTY!

Dude, you got any ice?

706 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 19:10

Sure. Right here in my pants.

Where can I purchase a ten-foot tall crimefighting robot?

707 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 02:24

Why don;t you come on down to "Ten-foot Tall Crime-Fighting Robots R Us!"

What sort of price range are you looking at?

708 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 06:59

The kind where the prices don't run too fast, so I can take my sweet time aiming.

Should I make my home on the range, or just adjacent or sort of close to it?

709 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 07:54

Country roads, take you home, to the place you belong, West Virginia, mountain range, take you home, country roads.

What's West Ginny like?

710 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 14:12

It has lots of curvy, hilly, winding roads with really high speed limits. Ask the locals why the speed limits are so high, and they'll tell you they'd never get anywhere otherwise.

What's Kentucky like?

711 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 17:13

Lots of pumpkins. If you know what I mean. (And I think you do.)

What's Idaho like?

712 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 18:06

Lots of potato-headed survivalists.

What's Iowa like?

713 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 23:10

Bestest battleship evar!

Is my teenspeak convincing?

714 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 23:20


Does W.T. snacks still come here?

715 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 23:26


why doesn't anyone like me?

716 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 23:48

Because your not into the whole 日本語 thing.

What is Tanassin?

717 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 23:49

I have no idea.

Don't people realise it's spelt 'tanasinn'?

718 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 03:22

Because they think instead of feeling.

Why can't I ever come up with anything clever or funny?

719 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 04:38

I could come up with a witty response to that, but I'm too busy being clever and funny.

Why can't I get girls to suck on my penor?

720 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 04:53

because you dont know how to read.

why is water wet?

721 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 07:06

Wet is what we describe our skin contact with water. Water is wet, because we called it wet, it might as well be called dry.

What happens if don't think.

722 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 09:13

Then you feel, and become tan∴s∴∵∴∵

Why do weeaboos post anti-Korean racist material here that doesn't even make sense in terms of American stereotypes? Nida, indeed.

723 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 13:12

Because it's funny, nigga.

Why do people keep on using the word "weeaboo" long after it stopped to be funny?

724 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 13:51

Because it has replaced the word that it originated from and entered everyday usage.

Why to VIPPERS think it's funny to use the word "nigga"?

725 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 13:58

In their minds, racism can be kawaii! (That's japanese for pink)

My office is freezing. Should I go with a ceramic or a quartz heater?

726 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 14:09

Go with an atomic heater. That'll keep your cockles warm and toasty.

What should I dissolve in some other what to get to the final solution?

727 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 15:21

Hot Milk and Cocoa Powder.

In what food group would I find the Marshmallow Peep?

728 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 16:18

Probably in the food group of non-edible substances.

Who's your favorite character from Ichigo Marshimaro?

729 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 16:36

It definitely has to be the ferret, as seen on

So, do you eat the chocolate bunny's ears first?

730 Name: ⊂二二二( ^A^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 18:06

Of course, it makes them look funny.

Can one use a chocolate dildo as a masturbatory aid?

731 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 18:15

if it is a dildo then obviously yes by definition.

should i forfeit?

732 Name: ⊂二二二( ^A^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 18:24


forfeit what?

733 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 18:37

My right to forfeit.

What else can I do?

734 Name: ⊂二二二( ^A^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 18:38

<4chan> become an hero</4chan>

735 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 18:58

>>734 Thanks for that.

Why can't we lobby the W3C to officially support the <aa> HTML tags?

736 Name: ⊂二二二( ^,..,^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 19:01

I don't see why we cant.

What can I/we do to help lobby the W3C for said <aa> tags?

737 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 19:05

Write up a specification using their godforsaken yet workable spec-ese, submit it for review and otherwise throw away... I mean dedicate three years of your life to a feature programmers will implement in all of twelve minutes and test in three.

Did that sound at all cynical?

738 Name: ⊂二二二( ^,..,^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 19:09

yes, it does actually.

where should one go to learn how to do such things?

739 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 19:09


Have you been personally scorned by the W3C?

740 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 19:15

Well, both >>738 and >>739 are interested in learning how to negotiate the Halls of Bureaucracy. I'd suggest buying the game, and spending some time playing with friends.

Has anyone ever written a letter of complaint that got real results?

741 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 02:10


And who do I write to complain about that?

742 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 03:54

The Bureau of Letters of Complaint.

I wonder what happened to them, anyway; do they still exist?

743 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 20:11

I wonder as well.

What would you do if you won $370 million, I wonder?

744 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 22:24

Buy anime.

Which anime should I buy first?

745 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 00:15

Bobobobo Bobobo.


746 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 16:05

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo is a comedy that uses puns, non sequiturs, double-talk, breaking of the fourth wall, non-sexualized cross-dressing, visual gags, and satirical and pop-culture references, which make its humor very specific to Japanese audiences (much in the same way The Simpsons is often not as accessible to non-native English-speaking audiences).

What is Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?

747 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 17:00

The name of a retarded monkey.

What's your favorite color?

748 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 17:26


What happens when you die?

749 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 18:49

Your family disposes of your body in the way you had specified. Friends, relatives and neighbors come over and eat food and talk about you, preferably in a nice way. Perhaps someday, one of your relatives will name a baby after you.

How do you make an elephant float?

750 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 18:58

Fatten it up real good by sending it to America.

Why are the portions so large at restaurants these days?

751 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 22:24

They've been cooking up the elephants you've been sending, duh.

How many trashcans can you make out of one fully grown African elephant?

752 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 23:35

1 million if they are built to the specification of Chinese generics.
1,000 if they are built to withstand the rigors of coal mining in America.
1 if it can hold 10(-100,000,000)% of the political bullishit on Earth.

Has anybody ever succeded in elephant beastiality?

753 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 08:40

Only if you count elephant paedo-bestiality.

What's the proper age of consent for elephants?

754 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 09:23

21 in the US, 9 in Ecuador.

Why does my rendition of the kanji for 'heart' always look like the Starfleet logo from Star Trek?

755 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 11:29

Because you define the word "nerd".

Am I right or am I right?

756 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 14:32

Neither, and you know it.

Should we all "Embrace the Suck" or fight it?

757 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 16:31

That's quite a funny question to be asking on this board!

Seeing as we're not quite dead yet, what exactly happened with regard to Squeeks', ehm, episode?

758 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 17:04

He got better.

Would you travel around the world if given the chance?

759 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 17:06

The official explanation is that Squeeks is suffering from 'exhaustion', and discretion demands that I simply leave it at that.

Do you have a preferred euphemism?

760 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 17:08

>>789 and >>758, that depends on who is taking me 'around the world.'

Will Squeeks come home someday?

761 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 21:53

Depends on how long he spends travelling 'round the world.

What country should I personally visit next as the Ambassador of DQN?

762 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 22:16


What is the current overall 'feeling' of the internet?

763 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 22:51

Sluggish, like walking through thick mud in heavy boots with a full camping kit on your back in the rain against the wind after you've already been walking for over a day and you haven't had any rest and taking each step requires a herculean effort of will and strength.

When will the Chinese stop spamming us so damn much?

764 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 23:25

Maybe when they Chinese clean up their smog, give up smoking, use and enforce patents and copyrights, and properly heat-treat metals until they reach optimum durability.

How do the underpants gnomes handle sharts?

765 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 01:30

That's in the secret portion of their three-step plan, denoted by "2. ??????"

Why Ned Beatty? Why?

766 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 15:30

Beating Neddy would be worse, I guess.

Could you say cheese, please?

767 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 16:20


What's up with >>766?

768 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 16:27

I dunno. Probably from Wisconsin or something.

What's up with Wisconsin?

769 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 16:56

I dunno. Probably occupied by >>766 or something.

How can I dress for success?

770 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 17:50

By undressing before failure.

How would I go around, you know, uhmm... sexing up an automobile?

771 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 19:13

Fuck it in the exhaust pipe.

What's the best way to get a girl?

772 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 20:24

you mean a femmy girl in the west??


773 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 03:31

(Confusion at the lack of a question)

How would MODD punish >>772 for violating the rules of this thread?

774 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 03:53

With the B&HAMMAR, of course.

Why do my cats keep jumping on the keyboard while I'm trying to surf the Web tonight?

775 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 16:16

They want you to look at CP.

Is 'cat pictures' the first thing that came to your mind when you saw 'CP?'

776 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 16:19

No, I thought of "corporate propaganda".

I mean, what else is there?

777 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 16:36

There's also "character points" and "clown pants".

What's the best wireless router available these days? My five year old one seems to be dying.

778 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 23:58

One that doesn't have any wires, at all. Might not be the best, but it'll certainly be the most wireless.

In what context could I use the mega-contraction "wouldn't've'd"?

779 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 02:11

"Would not have done?" Obviously, when you would have not done something.

Is >>778's abuse of the English language permissible?

780 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 02:32

Although the Elitist Superstructure finds it distasteful, they will permit it under the condition that >>778 immediately consults a grammarian.

What should I have for dinner?

781 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 03:41

Sata andagi.

What is love?

782 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 09:52

Baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more!

why do we allways hurt the ones we love?

783 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 14:57



784 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 16:34



785 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:01

Gay magic!

Did I just discover the "because? why?" combo breaker?

786 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:12


Next question?

787 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 20:11

Is not a question, but an imperative, requesting someone ask a question.

Does the Elitist Superstructure allow one to use imperatives in such a way when posting?

788 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 21:26

If such a convention were found distasteful, you would know. Or rather, you wouldn't, and the rest of us wouldn't either.

How do I ZOT web?

789 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 00:53

First you have to charge your lazor. Then you shout "shoop da whoop" and zot web.

When did you people start using "zot" as a verb? Have you been reading the Usenet Oracle again?

790 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 02:05

It probably was used as a verb when somebody intended to type some other verb, but sneezed, causing zot to be posted as a verb.

791 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 02:06

(Puzzled appearance)

How could somebody make the same mistake after only a few posts?

792 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 03:36

Einstein said that only two things in the universe are truly limitless, hydrogen and human stupidity. And the more time I spend in DQN, the more I doubt hydrogen.

Why are people posting old, busted, lame, worn-out 4chan memes here when this thread has the potential for genuine original comedy?

793 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:16

You mean like gay magic? That fail of a shit hasn't caught on anywhere else on 4-ch, let alone the greater intarwebs.

How come grandpa is so popular, yet genuinely funny gags like DAMAGE CONTROL struggle for recognition?

794 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:48

DAMAGE CONTROL, while on the surface kind of funny, didn't really have the depth necessary to sustain itself. Grandpa, on the other hand, combines the kind relationship with a wise and beneficent elder with the wacky antics of a popular sitcom, so it just keeps on going on.

Why do people insist on calling lame catchphrases memes?

795 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 15:02

Because they're easy to use and the key term CATCH means the phrase is fucking CATCHY. Which sucks, its like those songs on the radio which blow ass but you cant get out of your head.

Are DQN people better people or are we just the only 6 people on the internet who understand anything?

796 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 15:33

I like to think of us as the 6 kind of jaunty, intellectual, cheeky social commenters who laugh at everything including ourselves, the chill guys for the internet generation.

How many paperclips do I have in my hand?

797 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 15:34

It is what you make of it.

How often do obscure pop culture references come up two posts from now?

798 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 00:01

It depends on what the meaning of "is" is.

How come the Eragon single thread invasion is the top Google hit for "becoming Japanese for real"?

799 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 14:28

I blame gay magic.

What's the latest fad?

800 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 14:42


What is the next latest fad?

801 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 15:33

My new single. It's called "Doobaroo on a boat in the Sea Sea Sea~~Umi Umi~Mar STAR!~!"I wrote it myself.

Would you like to hear it?

802 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 17:05


Where did I leave my car keys?

803 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 17:53

They're in the hamper in the pocket of the pants you wore yesterday.

Is my dog finally getting enough cheese in his diet?

804 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 19:19

Only if he shits bricks.

Has anybody ever beaten Goatse in an asshole contest?

805 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 14:59

I'm so not going there.

What song should I use for my cell phone?

806 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 15:09

"I hate myself and want to die, because it's winter" by DQN-kun. Duh.

But which remix?

807 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 16:29

"All Alone for Ramadan." It's the best of them all.

Why shouldn't we annex Canada?

808 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 17:51


809 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 20:04

That's not much of a decent reason why Ontario shouldn't become the 51st state, now, is it?

So... that being said, What should we do with Quebec?

810 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 20:55

There's only one proper response: "BLOW IT ALL UP!"

Which had better songs: Guitar Hero 1 or 2?

811 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 21:58

Beatmania IIDX of course.

Why does Pop'n Music suck so much?

812 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 03:39

But where would you run to in event of a draft?

813 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 11:52

Don't register to vote is all I can say.

814 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 14:52

Why did the last two people in this thread not follow the theme?

815 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 01:38

Because, they're DQN.

Is >>814 ironic?

816 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 10:54

It's elitist humour. You're not supposed to explain it.

Is the Elitist Superstructure above or below the Zionist Conspiracy in the hierarchy?

817 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 11:14

It depends which hierarchy your talking about. In terms of the relative existence-onism, we rank way higher, but on the ladder of arrogance, we rank way higher as well.

How many days have September, April, Junior, Grandpanember?

818 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 19:34

As many as Febluberry *4.

What contributes more to global warming, cow farts or beer belches?

819 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 20:18

I think DQN posts contribute more than both combined.

How much time does the planet have left before everything explodes?

820 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 20:55

Two weeks.

How long will it have if the six of us stop posting?

821 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 21:28

Three weeks.

Does anyone else have an escape plan?

822 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 22:37

Two weeks.

Does understanding that answer make you a genius?

823 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 23:48

Hell yes. (I don't understand that answer. Neither did you.)

If the Elitist Superstructure and the Gnomes of Zürich had a fight, who'd win?

824 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 01:37


Why is my cat digging frantically in the litterbox and yowling?

825 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 02:53

Invisible mice in the litterbox.

What is the last digit of pi?

826 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 03:00


Why does my cat keep reaching under the door and grabbing things I put near her? Does she want something in particular?

827 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 05:42

LSD in the cat food. (that's why she does it, that's not what she wants) What she wants is a hug.

What is it about cats that makes us love them so? Why is a cat fine too?

828 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 13:52

Because some of us cannot afford to be choosey.

That being said, what is the best way to give a cat a bath?

829 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 15:19

Well, the first step is to write your will.

What comes after that?

830 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 15:20

The good old bathtub, dunk, chickenwire method works pretty well.

How come these w's always keep carrying out fnord?

831 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 20:34

Because all things can be carried out and are wwwwwwwwwww.

Linux or Windows?

832 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 21:23

U noob, Mac of course.

What was the question again?

833 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 01:35

Way to pre-empt the thread structure there, dude.

Why do some people insist on posting ITT if they only have a question, or an answer, but not both?

834 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 02:18

Because it's always September, somewhere on the net.

What's this?

835 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 03:45

>>834 A shitty question.

Why does my arm itch?

836 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 05:20

Because you forgot to scratch it.

Should I avoid the itch to stay at my computer and go to bed?

837 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 05:27

No. You'll sleep better if you stay at the computer until you're sleepy.

838 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 05:27

Oops, forgot to ask a question.

Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?

839 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 06:50

To train the babies to fly early on.

Why didn't my mom throw me out of the plane?

840 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 10:24

because she loves you

Why did my mom throw me out of the plane?

841 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 12:28

because she loves you

how did you get those pictures on the computer

842 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 12:30

They came with it, I swear!

Should I take up badminton?

843 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 12:43

No. If it were worthwhile it would be called "goodminton."

If free will is an illusion, then who's that who says "who's that" when I say "who's that?"

844 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 12:50

It could be someone else, or it could be you. But ultimately that someone else is controlled by you. Unless it was really someone else.

Was "Free Willy" a flap in the UK?

845 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 15:24

It did ok, but it did cause a lot of sniggering and queues of gay magicians.

Are there any reverse examples? For instance, does, say "Love Actually" mean "Do me up the shitter" in Amerikkka?

846 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 17:39

Well, just to drop an example, it is said that "gay magic" actually refers to elaborate rituals performed in connection to homosexuality, not necessarily by homosexuals themselves, and in contrast to the usual meaning of "magic", which refers to sleight of hand performed on-stage.

Why isn't biting the head off a chicken a meme?

847 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 17:47

Because the concept is not easily communicable through textual means.

Why was WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY a successful meme?

848 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 18:51

>>847 because it's the most important incantation in the field of gay magic.

If you were a master of gay magic, would you use it to attract men or women?

849 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 20:22

I'd use it to summon the ghost of Liberace. That's what I'd do. I'd be the baddest homosexual necromancer around.

What's the worst insult of them all? No really, I mean the worst.

850 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 20:44

Your Mom!

Should I switch to Linux, or stick with an operating system that works?

851 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 21:03

It never got better than MSDOS 5.0

Can I have a pony?

852 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 21:42

Not unless you finish your vegetables.

What should we have for dinner tonight, honey?

853 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 08:49

Six tons of vegetables. >>851 deserves a pony if he finishes that.

Which makes me wonder: If you could hybrid vegetables with ponies, which vegetable would be the most practical and why?

854 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 00:00

The guava. They are the superior choice simply because the result would be named poguva.

What will we do now that DQN has started on its slow slide into obscurity and suck?

855 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 00:06

We briefly shake our heads in shame, but do not dwell on the past and instead look towards a brighter future, possibly a future somewhere else.

Will September 5000 be a turning point for DQN?

856 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 01:07

No, but it'll be on the O RLY? Factor.

Is DQN fair and balanced?

857 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 11:24

No, it is mostly composed of slanties, niggers, chuweros and inbred trailer trash with a grossly enlarged right cerebral hemisphere.

Is Squeeks feeling better now?

858 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 15:04

After rallying, he's suffered a setback and the bonitis has spread to his major organ.

After Squeeks is gone, there will only be four posters left. Will that be enough to sustain 4-ch?

859 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 21:10

One of us will have to make like a cell and multiply asexually to make up for the loss.

How much genetic material does it take to sustain a viable DQN?

860 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 02:30

About as much as what gets shot out during one masturbation session after 3 weeks of non-fapping.

When will there be a large number of Chinese girls with huge boobs?

861 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 14:00

Never. They will all be replaced by a chinese number of large girls with large boobs.

862 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 18:25

No question? Intolerable! I shall provide one.

How many days can one go without DQN before life becomes meaningless?

863 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 23:16

I think I could last at least until the end of September.

What should I do about this crushing sense of ennui?

864 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 23:40

Find an engaging, preferably outdoor hobby and replace Internet-lounging with it.

Why didn't that work for me?

865 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 00:30

You're too self aware.

Over eons, does even death die?

866 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 01:53

Stop reading Lovecraft, moron.

The only thing worth your attention is The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

How does I became Koreans?

867 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 06:57

Eat many cat.

How do I keep my mittens from shrinking in the wash?

868 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 10:26

Upgrade them to maximum level using a rainbow diamond.

Who came first, Rei or Grandpa ?

869 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 13:39

Grandpa fissioned off from the first amoeba. Rei was cloned from Lilith, who came into being on the sixth day. Grandpa farts dust; Rei is more like vanilla. Grandpa wins.

What attacks do mittens give you when they hit max?

870 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 16:12

They hit Max in the face with little smek smek noises and confuse him.

Why do the fanboys obsess over Rei when the non-jailbait Eva girls (by which I mean Misato and Ritsuko) are so much hotter?

871 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 18:38

Because Rei doesn't fight and scream when you rape her, she only asks you to move.

Are redheads sexier than bluetops?

872 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 22:25

It's not tops you need to be looking at, it's the bottoms!

You agree with me that red is better, then?

873 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 22:33

No, generally when I am given a color choice I will pick orange or blue. Except with pencils. Pencils look snazzy in red.

Is it just me or is your hairline receding?

874 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 02:31

You're the one receding; my hairline is standing still.

What's the coolest way to confess to a girl in one sentence?

875 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 03:03

Love notes written in menstrual blood, respectively.

How can I enlarge my penis?

876 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 16:46

Bare hands do not deliver enough energy. Carry out masturbation using steel gloves (mittens are the forbidden thing, so please refrain from using them) until satisfied. By acknowledging this technique you also certify you will not hold the elitist superstructure responsible if you break your penis and/or the gloves as a result of using too much metal for one hand.

What is >>1000 about ?

877 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 18:49

>>1000 is the celebration of new life

How do I kill Frigid Onanoko?

878 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 19:26

With plenty of friggin onani, ok.

What is orange-colored, flies through the air like a thrown orange and is round like an orange?

879 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 19:56

I'm thinking "an orange" would satisfy all those requirements, and you didn't actually specify that it had to be something else, so that's my final answer.

Who ate all the Cracklin' Oat Bran?

880 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 22:37

Conan O'Brien

Did Rei get fired from McDonald's for refusing to smile?

881 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 01:58


How do I shot web?

882 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 05:17

Stop posting.

Where did all these idiots come from?

883 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 05:22

4chan, probably.

How do we exterminate them?

884 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 09:49

Lighter, hairspray, good aim.

What is the meaning of life?

886 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 12:43

Love is over, baby don't love me, no more.

Why aren't you into things?

887 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 19:10

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888 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 21:08

I'm not into the whole asking easy questions thing.

How do I get these damned bugs out from under my skin?

889 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 21:28

You've got Morgellons Syndrome. Congratulations.

Why do I feel dizzy right now?

890 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 22:20

You have played too much Guilty Gear and now think you're feeling up Dizzy.

If I feel up Bridget, what will I discover?

891 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 22:26

Please refer to this thread :

Is there a future ?

892 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 09:48


Who are you and why are you stalking me?

893 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 14:30

George 'Big Ears' Bush and it's none of your fucking business.

Should we bomb the hell out of Iran?

894 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 16:32

Only with gay bombs.

What is the best hair color to go with my skin tone?

895 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 17:53

Do a Britney and shave it all off. Goes with everything.

Why don't you turn off your computer and go for a walk for once?

896 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 19:09

Walks are for people with girlfriends.

Where can I hide the mittens to guarantee that nobody ever talks about them again?

897 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 21:04

In Kindness-san's backyard.

Is there actually any call for translators from dutch to english?

898 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 21:35

Only in the pornography business. And they can't import dutch pr0ns to english-speaking areas due to prudery.

Why do wire clotheshangers always become tangled up when more than one are placed in the same out-of-sight spot?

899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 21:45

The answer is (and always will be, to every question) 42

Why do all the Grand Theft Auto sequels have at least 5 continuity errors?

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 22:10


Is 42 funny?

901 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 22:13

No. Way to ruin a 900GET, loser.

Are tripcodes funny?

902 Name: trip!FagFRlO9Nw : 1993-09-4962 22:26


You saw my tripcode?

903 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 22:53

No. Selective blindness. Obliviatus flatulens, as the doc calls it.

What's the opposite of a yellow submarine?

904 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 23:05

Two iguanas in serparate jars filled with cornflakes.

Will I ever be able to play the piano again?

905 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 23:10

It is a possibility. First you are going to have to overcome the PTSD caused by getting your finger stuck between two keys.

906 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 23:23

That's not a question.

What's wrong with you!?

907 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 01:03


Advanced Syphillis

Why to bad thing happen to good people?

908 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 01:29

Because one bad thing happening to good people just isnt fair.

Whats the best way to masturbate?

909 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 02:28


Riding the city bus wearing a hoodie and lace panties.

how does a polar bear know what apples is?!

910 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 05:29

Because the zookeeper fed it to them before.

Why is the bus so late?

911 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 09:15

Because the world hates you and wants you to suffer.

Why have all my friends gone to Barcelona at the same time? It's not like they know eachother.

912 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 10:04

That's what they want you to think. Your friends are all members of the bavarian illuminati and seek to put the world, and you, beneath their fiendish feet.

If the universe keeps expanding, how come my chocolate bar isn't getting bigger?

913 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 12:19

Because you're eating it too quickly.

Would you rather be followed by 40 ducks for the rest of your life?

914 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 16:00

Yeah, I would! Juicy gamey duck meat for the rest of my life.

Why does everything have to have an end?

915 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 21:38

Without ends, there'd be no buttsex. That is clearly impossible.

How do I get out of a locked safe from the inside?

916 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 22:31

Most lockables have a glow in the dark handle that unlocks it.

If a business only deals with nanomachines, doesn't that mean it will always be a small business?

917 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 19:18

Small business usually refers to income, taxes, whether the company is public or private and so on, basically a measure of the average value of a company, and not the size of their products. So, no.

How do I catch a Golden Pidgey?

918 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 20:32

PRO TIP: Catch it until its cought

Want fries with that?

919 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 20:53

Yeah, and supersize it!

How do I lose 5kg? it's almost swimsuit season!

920 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 21:11

Eat a tapeworm egg.

I'm a guy. How do I make myself look sexy in a bikini?

921 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 22:02

Get Lorena Bobbit to make your wang fit better.

Ha sKim Jong Il ever seen the movie Team America World Police?

922 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 22:22

no, skim is a type of milk and therefore unable to patronize the theater.

do you love me?

923 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 01:51

how about that 1000 get ?

924 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 01:53

>>922 i love all that is VIP

>>923 gone for goodness

what do you feel about YMCK

925 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 02:40

Its not as gay as YMCA

Is 4-ch Vip quality?

926 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 09:50

Not only VIP, but also DQN and Elitist

Would fapping break a vow of chastity?

927 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 09:57

No, but it might break a vow of silence.

How come there's 6 eggs in a carton rather than 8 or 4?

928 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 11:59

Because i created it to be that way <(ºω º;)!

How come this is so VIP ?

929 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 16:09

Because everyone loves unoriginal threads.

Why am I so addicted to 4-ch?

930 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 18:51

It's that old secret sauce and special herbs that keeps it tasty, fresh, and you wanting more and more and more!

Why don't people understand that if they want quality support, they have to pay for it somehow?

931 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 20:56

They're so used to QUALITY support that they've begun to fend for themselves in that "cute until they bite your head off", mildly superstitious way.

What happens when they gain enough confidence to do work on AC power lines?

932 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 02:14

They won't think. They'll feel, and be electrocuted.

What would they do without that confidence?

933 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 03:38

They'd not think, feel, and be tanasinn.

Is one truly the loneliest number? I thought 0 would be.

934 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 14:28

Zero is a uniter, not a divider.

Anyway, what's so good about today?

935 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 15:06


Why is there so much gay magic here now?

936 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 16:30

Because you, and only you, keep posting about it.

Why do people with no sense of humor insist on trying to be funny?

937 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 20:14

Humans have a natural tendency to reach out for what they can't have.

Why do I keep hearing people say we have three-dimensional vision?

938 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 21:26

Because they don't understand how the eye works.

Where am I?

939 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 01:09

DQN on The address bar on your Internet browser is your friend.

Who are you?

940 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 01:11

I Am.

Snoo Snoo?

941 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 01:14

We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

What will life like be in the year 3000?

942 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 15:00

There will be no year 3000. It all ends in 2012. DUHHH.


943 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 16:07

Because I said so.

Why ask why?

944 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 16:35

Because we're stuck at the level of a 3-year old, who likes to get a reaction out of their parents by repeatedly asking why.


945 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 17:16


What is love?

946 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 23:31

Baby don't hurt me; don't hurt me, no more.

What's your favorite song ever?

947 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 23:43

Bless yourself bleed.

Have you heard of it?

948 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 18:11

No. Go lock yourself in a room with no water or food for two weeks, please.

Why is no one smart enough to hold an interesting conversation with me?

949 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 18:29

Rotten lettuce. That's why.

Why am I so smart?

950 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 18:29

Rotten lettuce. That's why.

Why am I so smart?

951 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 20:08

Gay magic.

What will we do when Squeeks' absence causes the levels of DQN QUALITY to sink even further?

952 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 22:21

We will finally be able to achieve 1000GET.

Will the magic of 1000GET ever grace us?

953 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 02:35

No. The world will end at the exact same time the >>999 post is made.

Is Pink a good colour for mittens?

954 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 11:29

Pink cannot colour your mittens as she is not skilled with fabric dyes.

Why do space aliens only abduct hillbillies?

955 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 12:22

Better-cultured individuals wouldn't be able to fully appreciate the fine nuances involved in a high-class probin'.

Why does it have to always be "number two"?

956 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 12:34

Because you cannot carry "number one" in a sieve.

What will happen in 31 days?

957 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 13:17

If these trends continue, 1500get.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

958 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 13:22


How come people think sliced bread is so great?

959 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 13:42

There are three kinds of bread: bread, sliced bread, and chunks of Jesus which aren't easily converted to sandwich form.

Who took the bite out of the apple computer logo?

960 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 14:21

Squeeks did.

Who put their penis in my peanut butter jar?

961 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 14:47

Fill the depression with wax, and allow to cool in the refrigerator. Afterwards, you can remove it, and compare it to your roommates to discover the culprit.

Why am I sticking to the roof of your girlfriend's mouth?

962 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 15:07

Because she is a GTS.

when will Africa be free from dictatorships?

963 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 15:10

When the people realize that everyone has the government they choose.

How long is it until lunchtime?

964 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 15:20

It is now lunchtime, go eat some cock.

How long is a piece of string?

965 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 15:36

As long as Longcat.

Would that mean that an infinitely long Longcat plays with an infinitely long string?

966 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 22:21

No, and Longcut fucking cuts you up for asking such a stupid question.

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

967 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 23:50


How the hell am I going to get out of this very deep gorge?

968 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 00:26

I suppose that if you find several European swallows, and a large amount of vines, you can use them to fly you back to where you belong

Would an expedition to Jupiter be great for fitness freaks that can never lift enough weight?

969 Name: Not a Tripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4970 09:31

Considering that Jupiter is a gas giant and has an incredibly poisonous atmosphere... most definitely!

Can you play "Chopsticks" using a pair of chopsticks?

970 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 10:21

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971 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 13:06

Aside from that, sure you can, but you must be prepared to deal with the damage to your ivories.

I've been collecting Peeps, one from each year. Annually, I write the year on a peep with a sharpie, and put it on the shelf. I currently have hardened Peeps going back to 2000. Do YOU have a curious collection?

972 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 13:13

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973 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 13:44

Why yes, >>972, your rhythm IS off. Keep working on it.

Will bluetooth cause permanent damage?

974 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 14:08

Only if you don't brush daily.

Should I go back to bed?

975 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 14:27

lol whut lol whut lol whut lol whut lol whut lol whut lol whut lol whut lol whut

976 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 15:35

>>974 Yes, but I don't think you will. "Should" implies that you know it is something you don't want to do.

How can I be an individualist?

977 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 15:42

Ask everyone you know, make a sort of average of their answers, and follow that to the letter.

Can you do that?

978 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 18:10

Not really, no, too much work.

Are demons awesome?

979 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 18:57

No! tht hakkor wunt stopp emailin me, and i thing hes deleten my nu mails b4 I can reed them.

Who was boss? Tony or Angela?

980 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 20:05

To be perfectly frank, it was Bruce Springsteen.

What other phrases mean "I was lying to you"?

981 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 20:25

Phrases indicative of lying include "April fools!", "That's the ticket!", and "No means NO!"

If Gojira was real and attacked Tokyo, what would he destroy first?

982 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 20:40

Saitama! Saitama!

Are we talking about the Japanese Gojira or the U.S. reptile-like Gojira?

983 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 02:00

We speak of the Turkish Gojira who looks like an average man with green face paint and only power is possessing a switchblade.

How can I stop my breath from smelling like Cool Ranch Doritos?

984 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 14:19

Switch to Original Nacho Cheese Flavor, though that presents a different level of problem.

What is it with those Pringles anyway?

985 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 16:22

Cod rot, acquired from an unclean production machine that was previously used to produce a cheap american knockoff resemblance of true Italian worm cheese.

How come every pringle is almost exactly like the next?

986 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 17:24

Because DQN

How come communists like red ?

987 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 18:01

Mr. Foreman is has the wisdom of Lenin, the authority of Stalin, and the hairline of Gorbachev.

How can I stop the Elders of Zion from breaching the sanctity of my mind's most private thoughts and broadcasting them encoded in television static?

988 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 18:03

Bullet to the brain.

Is Web 2.0 the best thing to happen to the internet, ever?

989 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 18:23

No, the best thing will be your departure from it when you are confronted by Chris Hansen.

What is the most humane way to get rid of household pests?

990 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 22:06

Sell them to your family.

990, will we finaly achieve 1000 ?

991 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 22:11


Is Emma Watson a virgin?

992 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 22:27

Either by live trapping them or getting a household pet. :3

What's up with airplane food?

993 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 23:11

Vin Diesel actually doesn't own a toilet; he repackages his bodily wastes and sells it to people who re-brand it and sell it on airplanes.

I just came back from a long journey; what's with all this 'gay magick' shit?

994 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 23:28

It's awesome.

Why do people who play Phoenix Wright games think they have a deep understanding of the Justice System?

995 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 23:39

It is natural for one of low skill or intelligence to grossly overestimate their own ability or knowledge. These people are all cloned from >>993.

996 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 23:39


> Is Emma Watson a virgin?

997 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 00:12

No, she isnt.

Is lag going to get 1000?

998 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 00:21

I dont think soooo!

IS this a 1000 get ?

999 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 00:22

no, it isn't.

am i going for the 1000 ?

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