ITT we solve the question above us II. (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:54

What happened to 1000get?!

901 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 22:13

No. Way to ruin a 900GET, loser.

Are tripcodes funny?

902 Name: trip!FagFRlO9Nw : 1993-09-4962 22:26

Yeah!

You saw my tripcode?

903 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 22:53

No. Selective blindness. Obliviatus flatulens, as the doc calls it.

What's the opposite of a yellow submarine?

904 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 23:05

Two iguanas in serparate jars filled with cornflakes.

Will I ever be able to play the piano again?

905 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 23:10

It is a possibility. First you are going to have to overcome the PTSD caused by getting your finger stuck between two keys.

906 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 23:23

That's not a question.

What's wrong with you!?

907 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 01:03

>>906

Advanced Syphillis

Why to bad thing happen to good people?

908 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 01:29

Because one bad thing happening to good people just isnt fair.

Whats the best way to masturbate?

909 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 02:28

>>908

Riding the city bus wearing a hoodie and lace panties.

how does a polar bear know what apples is?!

910 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 05:29

Because the zookeeper fed it to them before.

Why is the bus so late?

911 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 09:15

Because the world hates you and wants you to suffer.

Why have all my friends gone to Barcelona at the same time? It's not like they know eachother.

912 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 10:04

That's what they want you to think. Your friends are all members of the bavarian illuminati and seek to put the world, and you, beneath their fiendish feet.

If the universe keeps expanding, how come my chocolate bar isn't getting bigger?

913 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 12:19

Because you're eating it too quickly.

Would you rather be followed by 40 ducks for the rest of your life?

914 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 16:00

Yeah, I would! Juicy gamey duck meat for the rest of my life.

Why does everything have to have an end?

915 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 21:38

Without ends, there'd be no buttsex. That is clearly impossible.

How do I get out of a locked safe from the inside?

916 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 22:31

Most lockables have a glow in the dark handle that unlocks it.

If a business only deals with nanomachines, doesn't that mean it will always be a small business?

917 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 19:18

Small business usually refers to income, taxes, whether the company is public or private and so on, basically a measure of the average value of a company, and not the size of their products. So, no.

How do I catch a Golden Pidgey?

918 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 20:32

PRO TIP: Catch it until its cought

Want fries with that?

919 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 20:53

Yeah, and supersize it!

How do I lose 5kg? it's almost swimsuit season!

920 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 21:11

Eat a tapeworm egg.

I'm a guy. How do I make myself look sexy in a bikini?

921 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 22:02

Get Lorena Bobbit to make your wang fit better.

Ha sKim Jong Il ever seen the movie Team America World Police?

922 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 22:22

no, skim is a type of milk and therefore unable to patronize the theater.

do you love me?

923 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 01:51

how about that 1000 get ?

924 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 01:53

>>922 i love all that is VIP

>>923 gone for goodness

what do you feel about YMCK

925 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 02:40

Its not as gay as YMCA

Is 4-ch Vip quality?

926 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 09:50

Not only VIP, but also DQN and Elitist

Would fapping break a vow of chastity?

927 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 09:57

No, but it might break a vow of silence.

How come there's 6 eggs in a carton rather than 8 or 4?

928 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 11:59

Because i created it to be that way <(º º;)!

How come this is so VIP ?

929 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 16:09

Because everyone loves unoriginal threads.

Why am I so addicted to 4-ch?

930 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 18:51

It's that old secret sauce and special herbs that keeps it tasty, fresh, and you wanting more and more and more!

Why don't people understand that if they want quality support, they have to pay for it somehow?

931 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 20:56

They're so used to QUALITY support that they've begun to fend for themselves in that "cute until they bite your head off", mildly superstitious way.

What happens when they gain enough confidence to do work on AC power lines?

932 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 02:14

They won't think. They'll feel, and be electrocuted.

What would they do without that confidence?

933 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 03:38

They'd not think, feel, and be tanasinn.

Is one truly the loneliest number? I thought 0 would be.

934 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 14:28

Zero is a uniter, not a divider.

Anyway, what's so good about today?

935 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 15:06

Nothing.

Why is there so much gay magic here now?

936 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 16:30

Because you, and only you, keep posting about it.

Why do people with no sense of humor insist on trying to be funny?

937 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 20:14

Humans have a natural tendency to reach out for what they can't have.

Why do I keep hearing people say we have three-dimensional vision?

938 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 21:26

Because they don't understand how the eye works.

Where am I?

939 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 01:09

DQN on 4-ch.net. The address bar on your Internet browser is your friend.

Who are you?

940 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 01:11

I Am.

Snoo Snoo?

941 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 01:14

We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

What will life like be in the year 3000?

942 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 15:00

There will be no year 3000. It all ends in 2012. DUHHH.

Why?

943 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 16:07

Because I said so.

Why ask why?

944 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 16:35

Because we're stuck at the level of a 3-year old, who likes to get a reaction out of their parents by repeatedly asking why.

Why?

945 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 17:16

Because.

What is love?

946 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 23:31

Baby don't hurt me; don't hurt me, no more.

What's your favorite song ever?

947 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 23:43

Bless yourself bleed.

Have you heard of it?

948 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 18:11

No. Go lock yourself in a room with no water or food for two weeks, please.

Why is no one smart enough to hold an interesting conversation with me?

949 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 18:29

Rotten lettuce. That's why.

Why am I so smart?

950 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 18:29

Rotten lettuce. That's why.

Why am I so smart?

951 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 20:08

Gay magic.

What will we do when Squeeks' absence causes the levels of DQN QUALITY to sink even further?

952 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 22:21

We will finally be able to achieve 1000GET.

Will the magic of 1000GET ever grace us?

953 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 02:35

No. The world will end at the exact same time the >>999 post is made.

Is Pink a good colour for mittens?

954 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 11:29

Pink cannot colour your mittens as she is not skilled with fabric dyes.

Why do space aliens only abduct hillbillies?

955 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 12:22

Better-cultured individuals wouldn't be able to fully appreciate the fine nuances involved in a high-class probin'.

Why does it have to always be "number two"?

956 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 12:34

Because you cannot carry "number one" in a sieve.

What will happen in 31 days?

957 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 13:17

>>956
If these trends continue, 1500get.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

958 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 13:22

August.

How come people think sliced bread is so great?

959 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 13:42

There are three kinds of bread: bread, sliced bread, and chunks of Jesus which aren't easily converted to sandwich form.

Who took the bite out of the apple computer logo?

960 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 14:21

Squeeks did.

Who put their penis in my peanut butter jar?

961 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 14:47

Fill the depression with wax, and allow to cool in the refrigerator. Afterwards, you can remove it, and compare it to your roommates to discover the culprit.

Why am I sticking to the roof of your girlfriend's mouth?

962 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 15:07

Because she is a GTS.

when will Africa be free from dictatorships?

963 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 15:10

When the people realize that everyone has the government they choose.

How long is it until lunchtime?

964 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 15:20

It is now lunchtime, go eat some cock.

How long is a piece of string?

965 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 15:36

As long as Longcat.

Would that mean that an infinitely long Longcat plays with an infinitely long string?

966 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 22:21

No, and Longcut fucking cuts you up for asking such a stupid question.

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

967 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 23:50

I don't know -AAAARRRRRRRGH

How the hell am I going to get out of this very deep gorge?

968 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 00:26

I suppose that if you find several European swallows, and a large amount of vines, you can use them to fly you back to where you belong

Would an expedition to Jupiter be great for fitness freaks that can never lift enough weight?

969 Name: Not a Tripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4970 09:31

Considering that Jupiter is a gas giant and has an incredibly poisonous atmosphere... most definitely!

Can you play "Chopsticks" using a pair of chopsticks?

970 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 10:21

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971 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 13:06

Aside from that, sure you can, but you must be prepared to deal with the damage to your ivories.

I've been collecting Peeps, one from each year. Annually, I write the year on a peep with a sharpie, and put it on the shelf. I currently have hardened Peeps going back to 2000. Do YOU have a curious collection?

972 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 13:13

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973 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 13:44

Why yes, >>972, your rhythm IS off. Keep working on it.

Will bluetooth cause permanent damage?

974 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 14:08

Only if you don't brush daily.

Should I go back to bed?

975 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 14:27

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976 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 15:35

>>974 Yes, but I don't think you will. "Should" implies that you know it is something you don't want to do.

How can I be an individualist?

977 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 15:42

Ask everyone you know, make a sort of average of their answers, and follow that to the letter.

Can you do that?

978 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 18:10

Not really, no, too much work.

Are demons awesome?

979 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 18:57

No! tht hakkor wunt stopp emailin me, and i thing hes deleten my nu mails b4 I can reed them.

Who was boss? Tony or Angela?

980 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 20:05

To be perfectly frank, it was Bruce Springsteen.

What other phrases mean "I was lying to you"?

981 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 20:25

Phrases indicative of lying include "April fools!", "That's the ticket!", and "No means NO!"

If Gojira was real and attacked Tokyo, what would he destroy first?

982 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 20:40

Saitama! Saitama!

Are we talking about the Japanese Gojira or the U.S. reptile-like Gojira?

983 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 02:00

We speak of the Turkish Gojira who looks like an average man with green face paint and only power is possessing a switchblade.

How can I stop my breath from smelling like Cool Ranch Doritos?

984 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 14:19

Switch to Original Nacho Cheese Flavor, though that presents a different level of problem.

What is it with those Pringles anyway?

985 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 16:22

Cod rot, acquired from an unclean production machine that was previously used to produce a cheap american knockoff resemblance of true Italian worm cheese.

How come every pringle is almost exactly like the next?

986 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 17:24

Because DQN

How come communists like red ?

987 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 18:01

Mr. Foreman is has the wisdom of Lenin, the authority of Stalin, and the hairline of Gorbachev.

How can I stop the Elders of Zion from breaching the sanctity of my mind's most private thoughts and broadcasting them encoded in television static?

988 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 18:03

Bullet to the brain.

Is Web 2.0 the best thing to happen to the internet, ever?

989 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 18:23

No, the best thing will be your departure from it when you are confronted by Chris Hansen.

What is the most humane way to get rid of household pests?

990 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 22:06

Sell them to your family.

990, will we finaly achieve 1000 ?

991 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 22:11

YES.

Is Emma Watson a virgin?

992 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 22:27

Either by live trapping them or getting a household pet. :3

What's up with airplane food?

993 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 23:11

Vin Diesel actually doesn't own a toilet; he repackages his bodily wastes and sells it to people who re-brand it and sell it on airplanes.

I just came back from a long journey; what's with all this 'gay magick' shit?

994 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 23:28

It's awesome.

Why do people who play Phoenix Wright games think they have a deep understanding of the Justice System?

995 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 23:39

It is natural for one of low skill or intelligence to grossly overestimate their own ability or knowledge. These people are all cloned from >>993.

996 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 23:39

>>991

> Is Emma Watson a virgin?

997 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 00:12

No, she isnt.

Is lag going to get 1000?

998 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 00:21

I dont think soooo!

IS this a 1000 get ?

999 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 00:22

no, it isn't.

am i going for the 1000 ?

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